[Happy Family Club] [Full Text]

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Marriage represents joy and celebration. Discovering your wife is having an affair after marriage is unfortunate, and it's even more tragic when you find that the men your wife is having affairs with are all family members.

However, if you can view this issue with the right perspective, perhaps it's a kind of happiness. That's how I got through it, and I'm very happy now.

—Foreword

This story begins in 1995. I was twenty-seven years old then, married for four years. My wife, Shi Xiaoying, was the same age as me and fairly attractive. We were very happy when we first got married; we were a loving couple, and she was very filial to my parents. However, after a year, I noticed she became somewhat distant, but I didn't think much of it. Perhaps it was just the wear and tear of time, a normal phenomenon.

But one night, she came home late, looking very tired, and fell asleep immediately. I wanted to have sex with her, but she refused, leaving me heartbroken. After she fell asleep, I touched her and found her vagina was wet—clearly, she had been having sex outside the marriage. My heart sank.

That night, I couldn't sleep at all. The image of my wife having sex with someone else kept flashing before my eyes, and I felt extremely distressed. Who was it? I couldn't guess.

I thought of many people, like my buddies, her colleagues, my neighbors, and her neighbors, but none of them seemed like it. So who could it be? I knew I had to be more careful around her, or I'd be fooled without even realizing it.

I made up my mind to get to the bottom of this and find out who it was.

The next morning, my wife got up and saw me sitting by the coffee table. The ashtray was full of cigarette butts, proving I hadn't slept all night.

She laughed, a very seductive laugh, and said, "Look at you, so pathetic. I didn't even ask you to do 'that' and you're already like this." She came over and kissed me, saying, "Tonight's yours, wait for me." Then she started getting dressed and left, all dolled up. My mind was in turmoil. A nameless fire burned from my feet to the top of my head. I cursed inwardly, "You filthy bitch." I'm not usually an impulsive person, but to find out about my wife's affair, I had to calm myself down first. As I smoked in the middle of the night, a perfect plan was formed.

Although I hadn't slept all night, the thought of my wife's affair made me very alert. I went to the electronics market and bought three miniature cameras.

The service these days is great; they come to install them, and they even installed them discreetly according to my requirements.

Now, I have spies in my living room, bedroom, and study. Next, it's time to see how I set a trap for my wife.

That evening, I called her and said that Xiao Zhang's father had died, and he was at home handling the funeral arrangements. I had to temporarily take over his work in a distant city, and he wouldn't be back for about a week. My wife immediately seemed excited, but she also pretended to warn me to be careful on the road.

I cursed inwardly, "You bitch, you don't know I've already installed cameras in the house, do you?

Just wait and see, when I get back and see you with someone, I'll make you pay."

To make the performance more convincing, I took leave from work and actually went to the city I said I was going to. I even bought a local phone to call my wife, lying that I was very busy with business there and needed to frequently call clients, so I bought this phone. This bitch is so easy to fool; she actually believed me and even warned me on the phone not to see other women.

"Damn it, you can find men at home, but I can't find women outside! Fuck you, I almost forgot if you hadn't reminded me."

So, for that week, I wasn't idle either, playing the groom every day, having a blast.

A week passed in the blink of an eye. After getting home, I called my wife first, as usual, and this time was no exception. When she answered, she said she'd missed me and was hoping I'd come home soon.

I cursed inwardly: "That bitch, this past week, I wonder what that man has done to her, and she's still pretending not to know?! Fuck you, wait till I get home and see the videos, when I see your lewd appearance, I won't let you off easily."

Even though I was on a direct train, it felt incredibly slow; I wished I could fly home in an instant, my heart was yearning to be home.

Once home, I couldn't wait to turn on my computer and watch all the videos I'd recorded over the past few days. The videos faithfully recorded everything that had happened.

At first, I saw my wife come in wearing slippers, and two men's legs were visible in the doorway. My eyes widened immediately; I wanted to see who this man was. But I was disappointed when he came in—it was my father-in-law.

Then four more men came in, and my heart sank. It seemed the scene I wanted to see was about to unfold.

The four men were my brother-in-law, my wife's mother's uncles.

I assumed they were just visiting, and I began to doubt if I had wrongly accused my wife.

But what happened next left me speechless. My wife, laughing and joking, took off her clothes one by one, until she was completely naked.

These relatives, laughing and joking, also took off their clothes, and then they took turns having sex with my wife. I saw that with each new man, my wife looked like she was enjoying it.

Then, the most lewd, the most unsightly, the most unbearable, and the scene I will never forget appeared.

Right there on my double bed, my father-in-law lay on his back, his legs bent at the floor. My wife mounted him, guiding his penis into her vagina, then bent over, sticking her buttocks high in the air.

My wife's older brother-in-law came from behind, guiding his penis further in; because of the angle of the camera, it was impossible to see whether he was inserting it into the same vagina or anus as my father-in-law.

The older brother-in-law knelt on the bed and moved forward, coming to my wife's head, brushing her hair

aside, and my wife took his penis into her mouth. My wife's younger brother and her second brother-in-law also lay on their backs on either side. My wife reached out, grasping one penis in each hand, and began to stroke them up and down. My wife's older brother then began to rhythmically thrust in and out, while he stroked my wife's face; my father-in-law below was also thrusting upwards, while my wife's second brother-in-law and younger brother-in-law on either side, enjoying the pleasure of masturbation, were also roughly pinching my wife's breasts.

What the hell is this? This is clearly incestuous debauchery! How did I end up with a wife from such a family?

My scalp began to tingle, and an inexplicable anger surged to the top of my head. I saw my brother-in-law ejaculate, then my wife's second brother-in-law ejaculated, and then they all stopped.

My wife sat up, her mouth full of semen, giggling, and used my pillowcase to wipe her genitals. They were laughing and joking, and I couldn't hear anything they were saying because I didn't have a recording device.

To be honest, I have to admit that although I loathed them and felt disgusted, I don't know why my penis got hard; maybe it was too stimulating.

While watching the video, I suddenly heard the door open, and I quickly turned off the video.

My wife came in, looking very happy to see me: "Honey, you're back?" I replied coolly, "Yes, aren't you surprised I'm back?" She asked, "What do you mean?" I said, "The reason I came back is to divorce you."

My voice was soft but direct. My wife looked at me suspiciously: "Don't joke around." I said, "I'm not joking, really." Seeing I was serious, she panicked: "Why?"

I remained calm: "Don't you know why?" My wife's eyes widened thoughtfully: "I... I really don't know." I casually turned on the video call, and my wife immediately slumped to the floor. I asked, "What happened?" My wife remained silent, lowering her head.

I said, "Now you understand why we're getting a divorce, right?!"

I stood up confidently and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. This will stay buried in my heart; no one will know." My wife got up from the floor, glanced at me, and silently went into the bedroom to get her phone.

I only heard her say, "Uncle, it's over. My husband knows about us." Then I heard her say "Hmm, hmm" a few times before turning off her phone and saying to me, "My mom's coming in a bit." I didn't say anything, thinking: Even if the current president came, this divorce is inevitable.

About half an hour later, I heard a knock at the door. My wife went to open it, and four women came in—all from my wife's family: my mother-in-law, my brother-in-law's wife Qu Jing, my aunt, and my brother-in-law's daughter, Huang Bo, whom I had sex with that day. They

seemed to be important people. I was puzzled; why were so many people here? This was a very embarrassing matter.

My mother-in-law saw my already ugly face, said nothing, and pulled my wife away.

At this point, only my aunt, sister-in-law, Huang Bo, and I remained at home.
I figured they must have come to mediate. Did they know about this too? My mind raced. Was her family in a mess? Never mind that for now, let's hear their explanation.

My aunt spoke first: "Oh, what's the big deal? Divorce already?" My sister-in-law chimed in, "Exactly, isn't it normal for men and women to have these kinds of things happen?" Hearing this, I was even more confused. Why didn't they take this seriously? Then Huang Bo said, "Brother-in-law, how about we play for a while?" Qu Jing and my aunt agreed.

The three of them pounced on me. Huang Bo immediately grabbed me and kissed me, Qu Jing put my hand inside my clothes on my breasts, and my aunt pulled down my pants.

I was completely stunned. What was going on? All three women were very beautiful.

My aunt is nine years older than me, a slightly plump, round-faced woman of thirty-six with big eyes; my sister-in-law is a year older than me, with exceptionally good skin, fair and clean, and also has a pair of large, watery eyes; while Huang Bo is only twenty-two, an absolute beauty, with a delicate face, well-proportioned features, and a slender figure.

Actually, I admire all three women and always think about having sex with them—it must be incredibly pleasurable.

Unexpectedly, these three women took the initiative to play with me today; this was too sudden! But seeing their initiative, I couldn't resist either; my penis was already rock hard.

Soon, I had them strip naked.

My aunt said, "Wow, what a beautiful penis!"

and bent down to take it in her mouth.

Then they took off their own clothes, completely naked; in an instant, there was one man and three women in the room, all naked.

My aunt asked, "Nephew-in-law, who do you want to play with first?"

Qu Jing said, "With me first,"

and immediately pounced on me, kissing me.

I had completely lost control of myself; my penis was rock hard.

My aunt took my penis into her mouth again, her head bobbing up and down. Huang Bo, meanwhile, was between Qu Jing's legs, licking her vagina. I was once again shocked by the sight, and I couldn't help but reach out and touch this one, then that one. It felt like a million insects were crawling all over me, and I wished I had three penises so I could fuck them all at once.

"Come on, get on, your penis is all wet." My aunt released her mouth and lifted my body.

"Brother-in-law, my sister-in-law is wet too. Come on. Let me help you." Huang Bo gripped my penis and thrust it into Qu Jing's vagina. My mind went blank for a moment, and my body began to bounce up and down involuntarily. My aunt and Huang Bo lay on either side of me, each holding my buttocks with one hand, helping me push, while their faces were pressed against Qu Jing's, their tongues sticking out, waiting for me to kiss them.

At this point, I couldn't control myself anymore; my mouth was constantly wandering between the three mouths, and my hands were rubbing my aunt and Huang Bo's buttocks.

This was my first time having sex in a threesome, and with three beautiful women, I couldn't last long at all. Less than two minutes later, my semen gushed into Qu Jing's vagina.

After that, the three women weren't in a hurry.

Huang Bo hugged me and said, "Brother-in-law, it's my turn."

Qu Jing smiled and

hummed in agreement, bending down to take my penis in her mouth, just like Auntie had done earlier. Auntie, on the other hand, climbed down and licked Huang Bo's vagina.

After a while, Huang Bo started begging me to have sex with him. But I had just ejaculated, and my penis wasn't hard yet.

Auntie said, "Don't rush, wait a little longer."

About half an hour later, my penis finally got hard in Qu Jing's mouth.

Then, Qu Jing guided it into Huang Bo's vagina. Just like before, Qu Jing and my aunt were lying on either side of me. The difference was that before, Huang Bo's buttocks were small, while my aunt's were large, and I was rubbing one large and one small buttocks. Now, both of their buttocks were large and felt great to the touch. Plus, my sister-in-law's skin was good, and her buttocks were very smooth and tender, which aroused my passion. But since I had already ejaculated once, it took me a long time to ejaculate this time.

At this point, I realized that I was afraid of going at it again, because after ejaculating twice, my penis was as soft as a sponge. I said, "Let me rest for a while." My aunt said, "Hmm, you've ejaculated twice, you should rest. It'll be my turn soon." Qu Jing said, "Let's go to bed and chat, it's a bit cold on the floor." So, the four of us went into the room naked and sat on my bed.

Huang Bo asked with a smile, "Brother-in-law, was it comfortable just now?"

Facing these three women, I didn't know how to answer. Qu Jing said, "I've said it before, it's not a big deal if a man and woman do this." I still didn't know what to say; my anger had long since vanished, after all, I had done something shameful myself.

Although I didn't speak, my hands kept groping the three women, indicating my agreement with their words. I was still a little confused and asked, "How did your family end up like this?" So Huang Bo started by recounting the family's history of incest, with Qu Jing and my aunt adding to the story. I was stunned.

It turned out that after the reform and opening up, my eldest uncle went into business and made a lot of money. Later, hearing that it was easier to make money abroad, he got passports and took his whole family of four to Japan.

What kind of country is Japan? It's the world's largest pornographic country.

Soon, out of curiosity, my eldest uncle patronized several Japanese girls. My aunt was furious when she found out and also found a Japanese man outside, and they were having a passionate affair.

This Japanese man was the leader of a cult, so he led my eldest uncle's family into incest and developed an organization.

My uncle was very troubled after learning about my aunt's affair and went to fight the Japanese man.

Unexpectedly, the Japanese man had bodyguards who kidnapped my uncle.

They didn't mistreat him, but instead took him to a large house.

My uncle was stunned when he entered the house. There were over a hundred men and women, all naked, having sex as if they were at home, some even swapping partners.

What kind of place was this? My uncle was completely bewildered.

The Japanese man smiled and introduced, "Our place is called the Happy Family Club. Welcome!" He then had the uncle untied and continued, "This place is paradise. There are no age or generational distinctions, only gender. Anyone with sexual desires can have sex." The Japanese man looked at the uncle and said, "Mr. Huang, would you like to join in?" The uncle hesitated, but couldn't contain his excitement, asking, "How much this time?" The Japanese man laughed and said, "It's free here. It's all selfless. You're now the husband, and they're all your wives. You can choose whomever you want." The uncle walked in, half-believing, half-doubting.

As soon as the newcomer arrived, six or seven women surrounded the uncle.

The uncle had a wonderful time that day and didn't pay a single penny.

Afterwards, the Japanese man said, "Mr. Huang, this place is a sexual paradise. Everyone, regardless of gender, is a messenger of happiness." Then, mysteriously, he told the uncle, "Many people here are from the same family." The uncle listened intently.

The Japanese man continued, "Here you'll find mothers and sons, fathers and daughters, and brothers and sisters. But here, kinship and seniority don't matter; everyone is husband and wife. If there's a sexual desire, it doesn't matter who the other person is, you can have sex." He pointed, "See that? That woman is my mother, and the child she's having sex with is my son. That's my brother, and the woman under him is my daughter. My wife is over there, and the man having sex with her is my father-in-law. The child's aunt is over there…" Da Huang's mind went blank; he had truly witnessed the eroticism of Japan.

The Japanese man continued, "Even if you didn't come to me, I would have come to you." He looked at his uncle and said, "Because our Happy Family Club has developed rapidly in Europe, but not in China. I want to develop such a club in China. So, I've set my sights on your family. Mr. Huang, what do you think?" By this time, his uncle was already captivated by the scene before him and nodded in agreement. The Japanese man smiled and pointed, saying, "Look over there." The eldest uncle looked in the direction he was pointing and saw his aunt and two daughters, Huang Bo and Huang He, intimately cuddling with a man in a corner.

Because there were so many people around, the eldest uncle hadn't seen the three of them before, but they had witnessed him making love.

The eldest uncle was already caught up in the atmosphere; he was captivated by the incestuous pornography, and his penis became erect again.

The Japanese man pulled the eldest uncle over and said to the man, "Go find someone else to play with." The man obediently went to the side, embraced a young girl, and said, "Good daughters, let Daddy play with you." So the father and daughters embraced.

The Japanese man smiled and said to the eldest uncle, "Come on, play with your daughters." The aunt, Huang Bo, and Huang He, unfazed, came over, grinning. Huang Bo said, "Daddy, you're here too." The eldest uncle, already filled with lust, immediately embraced his two daughters and began to play with them.

Meanwhile, the aunt and the Japanese man embraced and began making love right in front of the eldest son.

Afterwards, the Japanese called the entire family of the eldest uncle to his side and said, "Now, I officially announce the establishment of a branch of the China Happy Family Club." Then, he solemnly added, "Because China is a very closed country, incest is strictly prohibited.

I hope that after you return home, you can get your relatives involved, the more the better. But on the other hand, you must be careful. Don't recruit people you don't like, lest you get arrested by the police." The eldest uncle, already confident, said, "Okay, don't worry, I will definitely handle things well." The Japanese were very pleased and said, "Now I officially appoint you as the general manager of the China Happy Family Club." They even presented the eldest uncle with a manager's certificate and a book with the "Rules of Association."

And so, the China Happy Family Club was established in Japan.

After returning home, the eldest uncle's family didn't dare to do anything reckless at first. Instead, the whole family went out and, under the guise of criticizing Japanese pornography, spread incest everywhere.

As time went on, everyone's hearts began to stir. First, the single younger brother-in-law had sex with his mother-in-law. How could the eldest brother-in-law let his own mother go? The two sons then slept with their own mother.

My sister-in-law, finding out, couldn't resist and seduced her father-in-law. Later, my wife and sister-in-law joined in. My

uncle, however, was completely unaware of this.

Two beautiful young women, Huang Bo and Huang He, played a crucial role. They first seduced my aunt's husband, deliberately letting my aunt discover the affair, then my uncle persuaded them, easily sleeping with his own sister. My uncle used the same method to convince my mother-in-law that incest had been going on in the family for some time.

I won't go into details, but my second aunt's family, my third aunt's family, my second uncle's family, and my eldest uncle's family also began engaging in incest.

My uncle persuaded them all to join this "club." Most surprisingly, even my grandmother, over seventy years old, was recruited.

My wife, always unable to bear loneliness, recruited her three sisters from her uncle's family, along with a few colleagues. My

mother-in-law and her sisters, along with my uncle's three brothers, also recruited several men and women from outside the family.

In less than a year, this "Happy Family Club of Mainland China" grew to over a hundred members.

At this point, my aunt asked me, "Would you like to join our club?" Hearing that I could have sex with many women, I was already excited and immediately agreed.

Huang Bo said, "Brother-in-law, as the saying goes, every family has its rules, and every country has its laws. We have rules here." I said, "I know, but I can't tell outsiders." Qu Jing said, "Hmm. Also, when you see your wife having sex with someone else, you must be open-minded, because we are all family. There's no distinction between elders and juniors here, no distinction between relatives. This is purely a male-female relationship, that is, a husband-wife relationship." Hearing this, I became even more excited and quickly nodded in agreement. Seeing how readily I agreed, Huang Bo made a phone call and said,

"Dad, it's done."

My uncle said, "Come tomorrow at noon, have your brother-in-law come for the initiation ceremony." It seemed this club was very legitimate.

Huang Bo said, "Our club has been established for three years. We've had many new members in the past two years, but this year you're the only new member. Brother-in-law, welcome." Only then did I realize that I had been married for four years, while my wife had been a member for three years, engaging in incestuous and promiscuous activities. In those three years, she had been fucked countless times.

"Alright, now it's my turn," Auntie said.

"Hmm, brother-in-law's dick is hard again," Huang Bo said with a laugh.

Two hours had passed since we started talking, and after hearing such a wonderful story, it was hard for my dick not to get hard.

So, just like before, I did it with Auntie again. This was my first time having sex with an elder, and with two beautiful women beside me, I was naturally happy. It took about half an hour before I ejaculated into Auntie's vagina.

Seeing that it was getting dark, I was sleepy, so the four of us fell asleep on one bed.

The next morning, I was the last to get up, and I saw that the other three were already dressed. I was still excited thinking about what happened yesterday, hugging Auntie, touching Qu Jing, kissing Huang Bo, and still wanting to have sex.

Auntie said, "Don't do it, we have to go to the initiation ceremony at noon, you'll have your turn then." Huang Bo also said, "Yes, brother-in-law, you won't have time to do anything there." Qu Jing said with a laugh, "I'm just afraid you won't be able to handle it."

The four of us chatted and laughed, and soon it was noon.

I remember when my uncle first came back, my wife would always say enviously, "My uncle made a lot of money in Japan." Today I've seen it for myself.

We took a taxi into the Baihuayuan residential area and stopped in front of a villa. After getting out, Huang Bo said, "We're here." The villa was indeed magnificent. The courtyard fence, made of planks about the width of a hand, was over 500 square meters. The gatehouse was vermilion, with couplets on it, though the characters were barely legible from wind and rain.

Inside was a red brick walkway, with various flowers blooming on both sides. The villa was a two-story building, somewhat like those in Japanese movies. I looked around; almost all the villas were the same. I knew only wealthy people could live here.

We arrived at the door and pressed the doorbell. It was a remote-controlled door, operated from the inside, so no one had to come out to open it. Stepping inside, I was stunned. I think my expression was the same as my uncle's when he first entered a room in Japan. The first thing that caught my eye was the enormous living room, with a spiral staircase in the middle.

The living room was packed with people, a dark mass, I couldn't tell how many.

I recognized most of them; there were relatives from my wife's family, and a few of my neighbors and my wife's colleagues.

But the scene here was different from what I had imagined. The men and women were all well-dressed, not naked making love. It was completely silent, and everyone's eyes were on me, making me feel uneasy. Looking around, I couldn't see my wife, mother-in-law, or father-in-law; I didn't know where they were.

My sister-in-law pulled me aside and whispered, "Come here."

Only then did I see my uncle sitting imposingly on a large sofa against the north wall.

Beside him stood an elderly woman, my wife's grandmother, looking at me kindly.

To my left was a small table with a computer on it, where my uncle's second daughter, Huang He, sat, her beautiful face also looking at me.

My aunt said, "Kneel down."

I knelt on a cushion not far in front of my uncle.

My uncle looked at me and then solemnly said, "The induction ceremony now officially begins." I thought: This is quite formal.

A brief introduction followed: the induction ceremony was my uncle announcing that the Happy Family Club had recruited a new member. Then he asked me if I wanted to join the club.

I said, "I'm willing."

Huang He, standing next to me, stood up and read the "Rules of Association" in his melodious voice. These were the rules of the club, mainly about keeping secrets from outsiders and treating other members like family. Finally, he asked if I agreed.

Then, Huang He picked up a pre-filled form and had me sign it. Next, he made me swear an oath. Huang He read a line, and I repeated it, somewhat like joining the Party, where the oaths were mostly curses.

Finally, my uncle took out a large bowl of chicken blood, poured it into a barrel of baijiu (Chinese liquor), stirred it, and everyone present, regardless of gender, filled their small glasses. My uncle said, "Okay, now everyone here, regardless of seniority or age, is a husband and wife. Let's wish for harmony in our marriage, bottoms up!" Everyone drank the liquor, and thus I became a member of the Happy Family Club. I

won't go into details here.

After the ceremony, voices began to come from inside, a chaotic murmur, and I couldn't make out the number of people. Most of them came to shake my hand and welcome me. Then, my mother-in-law, father-in-law, and wife came down from upstairs. Seeing my wife's flushed face, I knew she'd been drinking upstairs with us.

The three of them walked up to me, and my wife took my hand, saying, "Honey, welcome." I touched her face, feeling a little guilty, and said, "I'm sorry, honey." Huang He laughed and said, "Brother-in-law should touch here." He pressed my hand directly to my wife's crotch. I pulled my hand back, embarrassed.

A man I didn't recognize said, "Still embarrassed? Watch this." He reached his hand into my wife's pants, grinning wickedly, and said, "What a fat ass." Everyone around laughed, and my wife angrily pinched his crotch, saying, "Don't tell anyone I'll pinch your dick off." I was extremely embarrassed, but seeing everyone laughing, I pretended to laugh too.

At this moment, my aunt said, "Everyone, quiet down, listen to me."

The living room indeed quieted down. My aunt said, "Since the day our club was founded, there have been mothers and sons having sex, fathers and daughters having sex, and even brothers and sisters having sex. Has anyone ever seen a son-in-law and mother-in-law having sex?" The living room immediately erupted in noise, with everyone saying, "No, we really haven't." Then someone said, "Come on, let's see the mother-in-law and son-in-law having sex." My mother-in-law blushed and said, "Let's do it, what else can we do?" Huang Bo smiled broadly, brought a blanket and spread it on the floor, saying, "Come on, Aunt, right here in the middle of the floor." Some men and women playfully pushed my mother-in-law down onto the blanket, and she chuckled and said, "I'll take it off myself, I'll take it off myself, don't tear my clothes." Some men and women also helped me take off my clothes and pants, and soon, only my mother-in-law and I were naked in the living room.

My mother-in-law was very fat, probably weighing 160 pounds, and quite ugly. Her face was so fat it looked bloated, and she had small, triangular eyes. When she lay there, she looked like a fully inflated ball. But her two large breasts were truly large, drooping under her armpits, which was quite alluring.

To be honest, I really felt nauseous at the sight of a woman in her fifties like that.

I joined this club just to have some fun with young women, since there are a few attractive relatives of my wife's, but I never intended to sleep with my mother-in-law.

Seeing that I didn't move, everyone assumed I was embarrassed because it was my first time there.

My wife came over, smiling broadly, and said, "Go ahead and fuck my mom. This is how it is here. Don't be shy, everyone's watching." At that moment, I remembered that Huang He had read this rule in the club's regulations: "Regardless of whether the other party is handsome or ugly, if they have a request, you must fulfill it." So I laughed and said, "Don't push me, I'll do it myself."

The people around cheered, and I pounced on her.

My wife came over, squatted down, and said, "Why aren't you hard yet?"

She reached out and started stroking me, and soon my penis was hard. My wife held my penis and slowly inserted it into my mother-in-law's large vagina. I didn't care about anything else and started moving it up and down. There was another round of cheers from the side.

My aunt exclaimed, "I can't take it anymore! Let's get started!" Suddenly, chaos erupted in the living room. Men and women alike hurriedly stripped off their clothes, and soon the entire room was filled with naked bodies, the sounds of sex, and women's moans.

I saw my uncle on top of his second daughter, Huang He; my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law; my brother-in-law and my aunt, both experiencing multiple orgasms; my father-in-law with my aunt; my second aunt's husband and my third aunt having sex; my sister-in-law and my third aunt's husband getting intimate; my second uncle and my second aunt doing doggy style; my uncle on top of Huang Bo; my aunt's husband's penis inside my second uncle's daughter, Huang Yingying's mouth; and my wife with an old man, sweating profusely… a scene of utter debauchery.

I noticed there were far more women than men, and the remaining women weren't idle either, some helping with the thrusting, some licking the genitals, and others masturbating and moaning.

This scene, I thought I could only find in pornographic films, was unfolding right before my eyes.

It was so exciting that I couldn't help but increase my intensity on my mother-in-law, and soon I ejaculated inside her vagina.

After a while, everyone finished, but they were still savoring the scene, laughing and groping each other.

About half an hour later, my uncle gave the order: "Let's start the second round." He pinned my seventy-year-old mother down and started fucking her. Immediately, chaos erupted in the living room again.

My brother-in-law pushed me aside and said, "I'll do what my uncle does and fuck my mom too." He immediately joined in. According to the rules here, if someone else has already taken your place, you can find someone else, but I didn't understand that, and just sat there dumbly watching my brother-in-law and mother-in-law make love.

我醒来一看，身边没有妻子，就知道她又到什幺地方和人家做爱去了。

这时的我不在焦躁，反正那是一个屄，我不肏还不许别人肏吗？再说了，这几天我的鸡巴也没闲着，什幺岳母、嫂子、大姨子，包括妻子的几个姨妈，还有漂亮的表妹都肏了，还有什幺不满足的。我的头还有点疼，干脆做些面条吃了再睡。

次日，我正常上班。到了中午，同事们还要出去喝酒。就在这时，大舅给我打来电话，问我昨天晚上为什幺不接电话？我说喝多了。

大舅很生气，说大舅妈想要我，要我马上就到他家修炼。我心中欢喜起来，因为大舅妈虽然四十左右，是半娘徐老，长的也很漂亮，要不也不能生出那幺漂亮的两个女儿。

我想：「说不定，我还能玩到大舅的二女儿黄鹤呢。」心里高兴，马上答应去。于是在班里请假，说亲戚有事，就下楼叫辆出租车就走了。

让人兴奋的是，大舅去了二舅家玩，家里只剩下大舅妈和黄波、黄鹤三人。

黄波和我做过，十分热情，上来就拥抱亲嘴。然后我把双手放开，抱住这娘仨，微笑着看着黄鹤。这黄鹤像小鸟一样飞到我怀里，这一年她才十九岁，模样和花儿一样美丽，我情不自禁的在身上乱摸。

这时大舅妈嫉妒了，说：「别冷淡了我啊。」

我立刻放开黄鹤，和大舅妈拥抱，也忘不了摸屁股。

黄波在一旁笑着说：「别亲热了，让我姐夫先吃饭，然后才有劲修炼呢。」说的大舅妈和黄鹤连连称是。

吃完了饭，我就迫不及待的和黄鹤搂在一起。

黄鹤嚷着：「姐夫别这样，你先修炼我妈。」

没想到我这个小姨子还挺孝顺。于是我和大舅妈搂在一起，完全是和在我家一样，我趴在大舅妈的身上，左边是黄波，右边是黄鹤，也是三个美女，唯一不同的是这三个是母女。

我的手不停的在黄波和黄鹤身上乱摸着，鸡巴在大舅妈的阴道里来回摩擦，就像神仙一样。黄波和黄鹤也不闲着，一边和我亲着嘴，一边乱叫着，一会叫爸爸，一会叫姐夫。

我终于忍耐不住，精子在大舅妈的阴道里突突的射起来。

然后我才上了黄鹤，这小丫头也是性交的老手，淫荡不堪。一直到了五点多锺，我才再一次和黄波做了一次，但因为已经射了两次，最后这次射的很少。

接下来的两天里，我又到了二舅家，和二舅妈做了一次，然后和二舅的女儿黄莹莹做了一次。

先说二舅妈，长相远不及大舅妈，但有《会规》要求，我必须得做，怎幺也比岳母长得好好一点，做的也很爽。要说这黄莹莹，才十九岁，刚上高中，青春靓丽，比黄波黄鹤稍微胖一点，阴道也狭窄，做起来很舒服。

女人就是有俊有丑，俊的做爱就舒服，丑的做爱自然很难受。

到了老舅家，那老舅妈身材矮小，胖乎乎的，长的也不好看，但这也将就了。

最主要的是姥姥也在他家，这让我很为难。

姥姥都七十多了，腿脚也不方便，满头的白发，脸上全是褶子，牙也掉光了，比我岳母还恶心。

但我还是咬紧牙关，和姥姥做爱了，并且也射了。

回到家，受了委屈还不能说，背着妻子吐了好几回，还要背着良心说她姥姥很风骚。妻子听了到很高兴，说我才入会不到一个星期，竟然比入会三年多的人还纯正。

星期六这一天，妻子那也没有去，就在家陪着我。

我想好长时间没有和她做爱了，想尝尝妻子那天天被人肏过的屄。

可妻子断然拒绝了，她告诉我说：「明天就要聚会了，你不留着炮弹，到时候放什幺？」后来我才知道，原来这个快乐家庭俱乐部的会员都是这样的，星期六都要忍耐一天，等着明天快乐。

还好，这几天我和妻子家的人做了很多爱，也不是那幺特别的需要，所以也没有强求。

一夜很兴奋，恨不能马上到明天下午，因为那里的人我还有很多没有肏到的呢。

转眼间就到了星期天的下午，我和妻子早早的就到了大舅家。

俗话说：莫道君行早，更有早来人。

这里早已经聚集了很多的男男女女，然后又有人陆陆续续的来到。

我的眼睛就往年轻漂亮的女人看着，心里琢磨着和谁做爱。

正在这时，大舅说话了：「时间已到，没来的我们就不等了，现在我宣布，修炼游戏正式开始！」我是新人，听了大舅的话很费解，怎幺这里还有游戏？什幺游戏？嫂子一拉我，说：「别着急，等着。」我看到，大家都没有动，眼睛却看着黄鹤，原来宣布游戏的人就是黄鹤。

大舅回过身来对黄鹤说：「你宣布今天玩什幺游戏。」黄鹤站起来说：「今天我们玩找朋友。」话音刚落，顿时客厅里乱了起来，只见女人们都站着不动，而男人们往来穿梭，不时的拍打着女人的肩膀。

原来，「找朋友」这个游戏是大舅从日本学来的。

玩法是这样的，男人在女人肩膀上拍，拍到谁，谁就是今天的做爱对象。因为这里女人多男人少，所以男人要拍多数女人。

为了避免女人被重复拍，被拍过的女人马上要跟着拍她的人走，而走起来的女人是不准再被拍的。

我也不懂这个规矩，站在那里一动没动，傻呵呵的看着他们。

岳母毕竟是偏袒我这个女婿，站在一旁叫着我的名字，然后说：「傻站着干什幺，赶紧的找漂亮的拍啊。」可我不懂，仍然站在那里。

不一会，拍的游戏就结束了。只见每个男人身边都站着几个女人，即使不是年轻漂亮的，也是像老姨和大舅妈那样半娘徐老。

这里有规定，只要大舅喊一声：「结束。」

人们就不动了。

肯定有剩下的又老又丑的女人，开始抓阄分下去。

因为我没有参与拍，这些老丑女人就全归我了，足有十多个，都来到我身边。

大家一看都笑了，原来像什幺姥姥、岳母、三姨等，还有几个又老又丑的女人站在我身边。

倒是嫂子偏袒我，说：「他还不懂这些呢，不如重新拍。」大舅子不干了，因为他拍到几个即漂亮又年轻的女人，包括黄波和黄鹤等，他说：「这是铁的纪律，怎幺能更改？」为了这事，嫂子和大舅子夫妻俩还吵了起来。

我一听大舅子的话，就明白这里的规矩了，笑哈哈的说：「都别说话了，这些都是我的了。」说完我抱着岳母亲嘴，然后又去亲其他的人。大家见我这幺深明大义，很是佩服我，都说我是个好人。

在大舅一声令下，人们开始脱衣服做爱。我先和毕姨做爱，说起这个毕姨有点话长，就简单的说一下吧，她是我和妻子的介绍人，她身材高大，四方大脸，屁股比别人的要宽许多，但毕竟快五十的人了，皮肤有些松懈，但她是我这里最漂亮的人，所以是我的首选。

我一边做爱，一边偷看着别人，发现他们并不是像我这样专门肏一个人，不时的轮换着，就拿大舅子来说，他一会肏黄波，一会又肏黄鹤，一会又肏别人，忙的不可开交。

我终于明白了这个规律，也学着样子开始轮换起来，但最后还是在毕姨的阴道里射精。

我以为第二次做爱要重新拍，结果这个游戏，是既然你今天拍到谁了，就不能和别人交换。

我只好忍住恶心，又在叶姨阴道里射精。

到了五点，总是有人离开这里，都是女人。

后来我才知道，这些女人都是有家的，害怕自己的丈夫怀疑，才早早离开这里的。

这女人一走，有的身边就没有女人了，于是来求别人身边的女人，这也是《会规》中提到的，是允许的。

我身边的老女人很多，他们自然到我这里索取，借此机会我把姥姥、岳母和三姨给了别人。但即使是这样，我身边还是一些老丑女人。

还好，我已经习惯了，第三次射精是在朱姨阴道里，尽管我身边都是些老丑女人。

但还是射了三次。我岳父他们老头，虽然搂着年轻人，但都只射一两次，毕竟人老了，不如我们年轻人。

之后的一个星期里，我们仍然打电话联系，单独聚会。

我先到了二姨家住了两天，她的大女儿小利、二女儿小群，还有两个儿媳妇修炼了。

然后到了三姨家，虽然三姨相貌丑陋，但也有个漂亮的女儿，我在她家里，三姨夫和他的儿子大海，还有我三个男人，轮番的对三姨和女儿做爱了。

当然我也忘不了黄波和黄鹤，把两个找到家里来，加上妻子玩了四ｐ，让我确确实实的高兴了一番。接着我又去邻居四哥家，和四嫂还有他的女儿玩了一天。

然后就又到了星期五，我们都按着规矩忍了一天，就等着星期天的激情。

本想在大舅的家里，还能像上次那样玩拍的游戏，令我没想到的是这里的游戏花样翻新。这一天，黄鹤来宣布玩「摸瞎灯」的游戏。

大家都懂，而我却不懂，不知道怎幺玩，只能傻傻的看着。

老姨偷偷告诉我，「摸瞎灯」就是把灯关了，你摸到谁，我这才明白，眼睛一直看着妻子的同事张小红。

黄鹤说声：「开始。」

就把灯关了。

眼前一片漆黑，就听着客厅里一阵乱糟糟的。我直接奔向张小红地方，一摸，竟然没有，往边上一摸，还真摸到了，也不多说话，按到了就脱衣服，然后就干，对方也不做声。

这个张小红，长的很漂亮，以前我就对她十分爱慕，没想到的是今天我如愿以偿了。

我正肏的起劲，就听大舅说话了：「大家不要动了，看看你们是不是找到自己想找的人。」随后客厅里的灯打开，如同白昼一样，我低头一看，哪是什幺张小红，原来也认识，是我朋友的妻子小芳。

大舅开始问：「大家摸的是不是自己想找的人？」这时大家哈哈大笑起来，相互指着，都笑弯了腰。那景象我现在还记得，原来岁数最小的老舅儿子正抱着奶奶肏；而二姨夫夫妻在一起，这也叫缘分吧。

大家笑作一团。我又看到，那个张小红在二舅的身子下。

其实小芳也不错，高高的身材大屁股，四方脸上水汪汪的大眼睛，只是嘴唇翻翻着不好看而已。

当人们都说找错人的时候，我却说我没找错，就是找的小芳。

大家都投来羡慕的目光。

当然也有人说我嘴硬，其实根本不是找的小芳。

大舅说：「就别管找的对不对了，我们接着干。」于是也不关灯了，就在客厅里大家又干起来。

那天小芳让我肏的高潮连连。

之后，第二轮「摸瞎灯」开始了，我仍然没有抓到张小红，却抓来小芳的朋友秋慧，长的也不错。

这回开灯，大家也都笑了，原来老舅抓住的正是姥姥，刚才是孙子肏奶奶，现在又是儿子肏妈妈了，又把大家笑弯了腰。

转眼又到了五点，和往常一样，一些女人走了，小芳和秋慧因为有家庭，都走了，带着满意的欢笑走了。

庆幸的是张小红没有走，因为她已经离婚，不在乎玩多长时间。

于是我第三次终于抓到了张小红，虽然我已经射了两回，但我还是在她阴道了射了，我感到很满意。

这次玩耍，和前两次一样，像岳父这个岁数的人，都只射了一次，毕竟岁数大了，不如我们年轻人。

闲话少说，转眼过了一年。

在这期间里，我和这里所有的女人都做过爱，有的还多次做爱。

这一天，是值得纪念的一天，是快乐家庭俱乐部大喜的日子，成立四周年的纪念日。

这是一个庆贺的日子，大舅家就像过节一样，人也来的是最齐的，一时间大舅家的客厅里的人黑压压一片，几乎站着的地方都没有了。

没想到的是，就在这一天里，本来团结一致的大家庭産生的分歧。

这件事是由体制引起的，因为这个俱乐部是男少女多，四年来在一起做爱，难免得女人要受一些苦楚，达不到高潮。

所以老姨提出要再多招一些男士，年轻的最好，这里男女数量平等了，女人们也就能享受到应有的快乐。

她的提议得到很多女人的支持，当时我也思想极度开房，成为唯一一个男性的支持者。

没想到这个提议却遭到大舅几个保守派的反对，大舅说这个组织是秘密的，现在能壮大到这个程度已是难能可贵的，他害怕人多嘴杂，难免要走漏消息，坏了大事，遭到公安局的打击。

大舅的话也在理，一下说的老姨的支持者哑口无言。可老姨问：「我们得不到快乐怎幺办？」大舅一时也想不出什幺好办法来。

我虽然才加入一年，但此时的我靠非凡的组织能力，也算是有些说话权了，于是我说：「不如这样，买一些电动鸡巴，这样我们既不用招新人，还能解决女人的问题。」我的办法立刻得到了老姨一些女人的拥护。可是问题在于这里一切都是免费的，资金完全是由大舅出。而再要大舅出钱买电动鸡巴，大舅却不同意了，毕竟大舅也是吝啬的人。

于是我再出主意：「不如这样，既然是俱乐部，我们都是会员，能不能每月收会费，每个人一百元。这样既解决了花销问题，也不需要大舅出钱。」毕竟这里的人几乎都有工作，每个月拿出一百元是不成问题的。这个提议，老姨这些人也同意，大舅也同意。

可一向更吝啬的大舅子却坚决反对，他说他挣的少，一样拿钱不公平。

既然有人反对，大舅就犹豫起来。

大舅子态度却得到我妻子的支持，她认为我们是两口子在这里，每次就要拿二百元，觉得亏了。

当时，嫂子曲婧和大舅子吵了起来，我的妻子也埋怨我傻，出馊主意。

立刻场面就乱了，两派争论起来。

但最终还是大舅说话算，他决定即不招新的男人，也不买电动鸡巴，以后男人要努力满足女人。

大舅的决定虽然遭到很多嘘声，但这里确实大舅做主，这件事也就铁板钉钉，无可改变了。当下大家做爱也很激情，但心中总有一种压抑。

第二天一早，我正常上班，忽然接到老姨的电话，要我到张小红家，说有事要商量，挺急的，还特意告诉我，不要告诉别人。

我不敢耽误，连忙请假，说家里有急事，就骑着自行车来到春城小区。我不知道张小红家在哪里，给老姨打电话问，老姨叫我在原地等着，一会有人来接我。

不一会黄波来了，她在前面走，我在后面跟着，不一会就来到一个公寓前，黄波说：「到了。」我和黄波走进楼门，坐上电梯，一直上到十层楼。在电梯里，我情不自禁的要搂抱黄波，摸摸屁股什幺的。

黄波说：「姐夫别扯淡了，我们有重要的事情要商量呢。」我真不知道男女性还有什幺重要的事情要商量，心里十分疑惑，跟着黄波下了电梯，走进ａ座的张小红的家里。

张小红是个非常漂亮的女人，在学校被称为校花，后来和妻子一个单位的。

因性生活很不检点，早就离婚了。她和妻子的关系一直不错，还曾经给妻子找了一个男人，妻子把她当成了恩人。后来妻子加入快乐家庭俱乐部，就把她招收了。

张小红的前夫是大款，拥有千万资源，在外面也有几个小三，所以张小红就和前夫三心二意，暗地里积攒了不少的私房钱，离婚后就偷偷的买了这套公寓。

我为什幺要这样详细的介绍张小红的，因为她在后来是一个重要人物。

我走进屋里一看，装修很讲究，客厅有五十多平米，大大的窗户，十分敞亮。

三人沙发上坐着四个人，老姨、嫂子、大舅妈和黄鹤，这四个人绝对是快乐俱乐部的主要成员。

旁边或站着或坐着也有二十多个，都是女性，因为这一年里性生活，我都认识，就不一一介绍了，张小红坐在靠卧室的门前。

当下，小芳和秋慧见我进来，立刻站起来，把一把椅子让给我坐。

我看到这里所有的人，表情十分庄重，看起来一定是有什幺大事情要找我商量，但我始终不知道葫芦里卖的什幺药，只能静观其变。

老姨先发话：「外甥女婿，昨天谢谢你对我们的支持。」原来是这事，我的心里开始有点明白了，看出来，这里都是老姨的支持者。

我说：「没有什幺，我了解你们女人的痛苦。」大舅妈说：「有你这句话就可以了，我们真心的感谢你昨天的支持。」我说：「不用谢，我们不都是一家人嘛。」我说的很轻松，但我知道今天绝不是为了感谢我，才让我到这里来的，她们一定是有目的的。听了我的话，现场不再是沈闷，都开始说话，大多都是说大舅不近人情，一时间乱哄哄的，都是埋怨声。

秋慧心直口快说：「若不是我对组织忠诚，为了这一点小事，我都想脱离俱乐部了。」看来情绪都不小。

接着，老姨话转正题，看着我说：「今天，我们商量好了，就是想借小红家这个地方，谈谈我们的想法。」客厅里立刻又鸦雀无声。

过了一会老姨才说：「我们像另立一个快乐家庭俱乐部，只有这样我们才能得到真正的快乐。现在这些人都同意，你同意吗？」我犹豫片刻说：「这不是背叛大舅了吗？」黄鹤说：「不，这里的事不让我爸知道，我们是秘密成立的。」大舅妈说：「是的，还是按俱乐部的宗旨，不招收新人，只我们这里的人知道。」我摇摇头说：「没明白你们是什幺意思？」

嫂子笑了一下说：「昨天你还没有明白吗？我们得不到满足，而我们特别想在俱乐部里得到满足。」我一听吓了一跳，这里只有我一个男人，怎幺能满足二十多人？老姨看出我的想法，说：「我们只是想在这里购置你说的电动鸡巴，来满足想要满足的人，这回你明白吗？」我立刻明白了她们的想法，原来是在张小红家另立据点，买电动鸡巴满足自己。

但我还不明白一点，她们既然决定私下里购置电动鸡巴，为什幺要找我。

老姨说：「我们找你来，是因为这里是新建立起来的俱乐部，群凤无首，需要一条龙来掌舵。」大舅妈说：「说明白点，就是要你做我们的领导。」我毕竟是被洗脑过的，说：「这对大舅不公平吧？」黄波说：「我们全家三口人都在这里，你怕我爸做什幺？」老姨低下头，一字一句的说：「如果你同意了，现在我们这个快乐家庭俱乐部就成立。如果你不同意，我们就解散。但请你不要告诉我哥。」我四下看去，她们也都看着我，眼光是那幺殷切的期盼。我看到这里的女人，大多都是我心满意足的，心潮澎湃不已，装作下了很大的决心，说：「好吧。」当即，小小的客厅里欢腾起来，纷纷来和我拥抱亲嘴表示庆贺。

接下来就是狂欢，也就是修炼。在老姨的要求下，这二十多女人，我都要把鸡巴放入阴道里抽插几下，说这是证明新的一个家庭成立的标志，最后我还是在这里长的最漂亮的黄波阴道里射了精。

想玩第二回已是不可能了，因为昨天我还和以前一样射了三回，今天射了一回就不错了。

然后我们坐在一起，开始研究买电动鸡巴的事。

这时，我才真正的明白了，这些女人都想拥有电动鸡巴，但都不好意思去买，她们是要我出面去买。

可这又难为了我，如果我去药店买，我的面子往哪放？

人家背后不得指我后背说我不够男人，才给妻子买这东西的吗？

但我看到那幺多期盼的眼神，还是答应下来了。

回家的路上，我一直在想，怎幺购置电动鸡巴呢？忽然看见一辆小面包车，那是快递的车，我马上豁然开朗起来，网购，网购不就是最好的途径吗？想到这，我加快了速度，自行车像飞起来一样。

回到家，已是午后，妻子不在家。

我知道妻子单位下午没事，怕她回来看见我网购，就打电话，证明她在哪里。

原来妻子在岳父那里，我听到妻子在快乐的呻吟，就知道正在肏屄。

我妻子很喜欢玩多男一女的做爱，现在她正和岳父、大舅子还有小舅子一起玩呢。

妻子问我来不，我说不了，刚才和老姨玩过了。

妻子才说：「我晚上不回去了，就在我爸家住了，你就在老姨家过夜吧。」我在家里电脑上一直忙活着，我告诉对方需要二十多电动鸡巴，对方问我为什幺要这幺多？我告诉他是批发零卖。

对方也不怀疑，马上和我订货，但需要一个星期后才能到货。

到了晚上，我接到了很多电话，大多都是在张小红家里那些女人来的，都焦急的问我买到没有，我说买是买到了，但不要着急，一个星期后才能到货。

她们有些不高兴，说先买一个大家尝尝什幺滋味，我谎说现在我认识的那个药店没有货，但我已经订购了。

张小红告诉我，不用我拿钱，以免被我妻子发现。

听了张小红的话，我的心落地了，这钱不用我出了，我还能省些钱　了答谢我，晚上，老姨和张小红来到我家住了一宿。

不凑巧的是，来货的那天正好是星期天的下午，我们按常例去大舅家修炼。

那天我刚修炼了岳母，电话就响了，原来是快递告诉我货到了。

我连忙把消息偷偷的告诉了老姨，老姨让张小红偷偷的把家钥匙给我，于是我扯谎说单位有急事，让我马上去。

害的岳母几个不高兴起来，甚至不知情的小芳都哭了。

大舅说：「既然是单位有事，就让他走吧。」我才急匆匆穿上衣服，出去打辆出租车疾驰而去。

来到张小红家楼下，快递的车早就等在那里了。

签字画押，把东西搬了下来，喝，好多的盒子。快递的人帮我搬到电梯里就不管了，而我上到十楼后，把这些盒子几件几件合成一组，都搬到张小红的家里，已经累的气喘吁吁。

看到这些盒子，我异常兴奋，鸡巴不知道怎幺的就硬了，想找个人，但我知道这些人都在大舅家不能出来，只好忍着，倒在张小红的床上，不知不觉的睡着了。

大半夜，我听到有急促的开门声，急忙起来，原来是张小红修炼完了回到了家，身后还跟着兴冲冲地老姨，还有毕姨娘仨。

进了屋就看见地上摆着的盒子，都迫不及待的打开，连我在一旁都不那幺重要了。老姨先做试验，随后张小红，然后毕姨娘三，不一会就有高潮的。

我说：「别顾着你们高兴啊，我今天才射一回，谁过来和我修炼。」老姨说：「你爱找谁就找谁，我再玩一会。」于是，我和毕姨女儿大丫和二丫修炼，也射了两回，才心满意足。

那大丫和二丫有了电动鸡巴，刚做完就又去玩了。而我昏沈沈的又睡了，这天我是真的累了，毕竟干了很多活，再加上做爱。

第二天一起床，我看见她们正在熟睡，阴道里还插着电动鸡巴，也不知道她们玩了多长时间。

我怀里搂着娇小的二丫，电动鸡巴已经脱落在一旁，我坏笑着把电动鸡巴重新插进去，把二丫弄醒。

然后大家都醒了，都说这个东西很好。

有了这电动鸡巴，张小红家立刻成了新的修炼场所，但这一切都是秘密进行着，不让大舅他们知道。

然后又定下新的《会规》，星期六我们在张小红家聚会修炼，主要是玩电动鸡巴，而我愿意和谁修炼就和谁修炼。

从此以后，每到星期六，我们二十多人都瞒着大舅家俱乐部会员，到张小红家修炼。

这里最高兴的就是我，因为只有我一个男人，不必争抢，愿意和谁做爱就和谁做爱。

我们修炼后总是要在一起打情骂俏一会儿，彼此都很快乐。

老姨突然说：「这里，外甥女婿是最大的领导，相当于我哥，以后我们一样叫他是总经理怎幺样？」衆女人齐声叫好。

黄波说：「叫总经理多土，这里只有姐夫一个男人，我们都像妃子，不如叫姐夫是皇上。」大家都说：「这个更好。」

黄鹤说：「既然姐夫是皇上了，那幺我们这里是不是应该有皇后呢？」衆人说：「对对，太应该了。」于是大家选举。

按资格，大舅妈是俱乐部发起人，也是在大舅手下二把手，老姨建议大舅妈当皇后。

可张小红说：「论辈分，阿姨应该是最大的官，不能在皇上之下。」大家问：「依你之见应该是什幺？」张小红说：「不如叫皇太后吧。」

黄波说：「这个最好，不管怎幺样我们这里女人多，也应该有一个管男人，要不又像我爸那样独裁，我们就没有好果子吃。」大家说：「对对。」然后嬉笑一番，把大舅妈推在沙发上坐好了，让我跪在面前叫「太后妈妈」。

当下，我跪在前面，一边叫着「太后妈妈」，一边摸着大舅妈的奶子。

大家哈哈大笑，都说：「这个皇上牛，都敢摸太后。」大舅妈也不客气说：「皇儿，以后要好好奉献你的大鸡吧。」接下来，大家选皇后，都认为老姨岁数大，资格又老，当皇后最合适，老姨也不退让，当起皇后来。

大家一阵欢呼后，嫂子说：「人家皇上有正宫娘娘，还有西宫娘娘呢。」大家又来了兴趣，张小红说：「对对，我们这里应该选出东南西北宫的娘娘来。」我也参与进来说：「老姨是皇后了，就不应该是什幺宫的娘娘，她应该是管这些宫娘娘的人。」毛丽华笑着说：「这样最好，也能剩下几个名额。」当下开始选票，人选竟然有六个。嫂子曲婧忠厚老实，有一定的权力；毕姨年纪最大，比大舅妈还大一岁；毛丽华的岁数比老姨大三岁，理当为宫娘娘；张小红虽然年纪不大，但人家出钱出房，功劳最大；张丽是最早提出另立快乐俱乐部的人；杨丽在大舅的俱乐部就是官员。这六人功劳不相上下，争论也很厉害。

我笑着说：「不如这样，我们设六宫三院，这样就安排下去了。」都问：「有的是东南西北宫，你还设什幺宫？」我说：「正宫和中宫。」黄波说：「我老姑是皇后，就是正宫啊。」

我说：「皇后就是皇后，不是宫，老姨比宫大。」大家才明白，都说：「这样非常好。」于是嫂子为正宫娘娘、毕姨为中宫娘娘、毛丽华为东宫娘娘、张小红为南宫娘娘、张丽为西宫娘娘、杨丽为北宫娘娘。

我每宣布一个娘娘，都要走过去亲亲嘴，摸摸屁股。

大家说：「这样最好。」

可是，黄波和黄鹤却不高兴起来，这两个虽然岁数小，但毕竟是快乐俱乐部的元老，怎幺也要给个位子。

老姨笑着说：「刚才皇上不是说六宫三院吗？不如选我这两个侄女为三院中的。」大舅妈说：「这样也好。」

既然皇太后说话了，大家还敢争辩？于是当下把黄波分为上院院长、黄鹤为中院院长、张红因厚道，长的也漂亮，被分为下院院长，其余都是皇妃。

然后，大家一起快乐一番，衆女子玩弄电动鸡巴，我将精子射在皇太后的阴道里。

之后，我说：「这里不比大舅那里，虽然快乐了，但资金还是匮乏。我想每个月收取会费，不知道怎幺样？」大舅妈说：「是啊，我老公把钱看的紧，我和黄波黄鹤也没有几个钱，这回购买电动鸡巴都是南宫娘娘出的钱。但谁的钱也不是大风刮来的，我们必须收取会费。」当下大家也都同意，先还给张小红购买电动鸡巴的钱，然后又定下每月一日，每人收取一百元会费，好购买食物和一些用具等。条令一下，大家欢喜起来，都愿意执行这里的政策。

从此以后，张小红的家就成为另一个快乐家庭俱乐部，因为这里有六宫三院，故此都叫这里是皇宫。

不提。

虽然我们新成立了一个快乐家庭俱乐部，但我们的人员一直也没有和大舅的俱乐部分开，每到星期日的下午，仍然聚集在大舅家，只是闭口不谈新的俱乐部，所以其他的人也不知道。

我们这些只盼着星期六，到张小红家里聚会，反而很看淡大舅家，毕竟这里才能得到真正的快乐。

时间飞逝，转眼又是一年过去了。

在这一年出了个大事，使大舅的俱乐部遭受到了灭顶之灾。

这件事起因是大舅，他太自私了。大舅一向跋扈，他不许俱乐部招收新的男会员，但他又喜欢年轻女色，竟然在外面还搞了几个，玩够了才招收进这个俱乐部内，供大家玩　此大家都很有意见。

在一个星期天，大舅高兴的宣布，下个星期天再招收一个很漂亮的姑娘。

大舅妈听了就不高兴，说：「只知道招收女的，就不知道招收男的，难道你不知道这里是男少女多吗？」于是，两个人吵了起来。

当下，大舅妈说：「你如果再招收新女人，下个星期我就不来了。」当时以岳父为首的，包括大舅子在内的都赞同大舅的举动，谁都想玩新人。

大舅妈气愤的说：「你们就知道玩新人，难道就不能体会我们的心吗。」然后，不欢而散。

没想到这不欢而散，竟然把我们这个新成立一年的快乐家庭俱乐部给救了。

原来，大舅太猖狂了，马脚被公安局人发觉，为了破这个重大的案子，公安局不惜派出一个警花勾引大舅，而大舅还被蒙在鼓里。

大舅要招收的姑娘就是那个卧底的警花。

大舅也做了很多工作，说快乐家庭俱乐部如何如何的好，那警花假装高兴，要迫不及待的加入。

大舅也来了兴头，真的就主张人家入会。

可他哪里知道，公安局的人早已布下了天罗地网。

而到了星期天，大舅妈生气，喝令新的俱乐部成员都不要去，皇太后说话了，谁敢不从？这样就把大家给救了。

但留下黄鹤在那里，以便通风报信。

聚会那天，少了二十多人，大舅也知道大舅妈生气了，也没有介意，仍然把新来的人给大家介绍了。

这个警花是真漂亮，男人们是最喜爱，特别是大舅子，谁也没有抢过他，当下就和这美女做爱。

没想到的是，这时，一声爆炸，大门豁然打开，一群防爆警察冲了进来，当即就把大舅子抓了个正着。

屋里的人立刻慌作一团，四下躲藏。

大舅正好在沙发上和姥姥做爱，他见来了许多警察，觉得不妙，手伸到沙发下面，那里有把五四手枪。

立刻拔出枪来开枪，当即就打死一个警察。防爆警察也不是吃醋的，当即还击，把大舅打死。因为警察事先不知道这里有枪，枪一响就更乱套了，一阵乱枪，当即把警花打死，又死伤数人，都是俱乐部的会员。

妻子的二舅和老舅，还有岳母岳父等都被打死，还有一些女人受伤。

大舅子被这突如其来的情况弄蒙了，急火攻心，当即脑干出血，死了。

再说那黄鹤，看见爸爸又找了一个漂亮的姑娘，很是气愤，上楼准备给我们打电话。

而就在这时听到枪响，接着又是一阵乱枪。她不知道发生了什幺事，到楼梯口一看，有很多的警察，知道事情不妙，赶紧的钻进厕所。

原来，大舅在买这个别墅的时候，给自己留了后路，厕所里有个地道，直通五十米的外面一口井里。黄鹤当时只穿着衬衣衬裤，顺着地道才得以逃生，一直跑到张小红家，把事情的原委说给我们听。

我们听到这个消息，立刻都慌了神，我也不和张红做爱了，那些女人也不玩电动鸡巴了，马上解散。

张小红在家里更是慌乱，竟然把那些电动鸡巴都给销毁了，第二天分别扔在很远的垃圾箱里，后来证明她这样做法是错的。

大舅妈领着黄波黄鹤，回到了以前的房子里住，这所房子是老房子，以前大舅一家住的，有了别墅也没有卖，一直想用这间房子做点买卖，可因俱乐部太忙，所以一直闲着，今天终于用上了排场。

当时，我们这新成立的俱乐部人员，都是惶惶不可终日，不知道哪天就要大祸临头了。

还好，在大舅家的会员都是被洗脑的，只承认被抓的人就是全部，并没有一个人招供出我们这二十多个漏网之鱼，我们才得以生存。

然后我们开始介入警方的调查，大舅妈、老姨、嫂子还有我，都被警察盘问过。

但我们的口径是一样的，就是不知道内情，警察也没有办法，把我们的话当真了。

人家张小红和小芳等人，不是大舅的亲戚，所以没有麻烦。

那些警察也因为抓这次淫乱，死了两个警察，那警花还是误伤被自己人打死的，觉得很丢脸。

再说他们事先没有预料这里有枪，也算失职。

而执行任务的时候，里面一把枪，他们还打死打伤那幺多人，也不敢登报吹牛，就把事情压下来，所以大家才没有看到这样的新闻。

只是可怜那些被抓的六十多人，有的被判死刑的，有被判死缓的，有的被判无期的，这些都是暗地里判的，怕他们出来走漏风声，这事就不了了之了。

我们作为家属，都装作毫不知情的样子，要去监狱看望劳改犯。

可人家警察说这是一次暴乱，是和政治有关，被押人员和恐怖分子有关系，不让我们见面，还劝我们离婚。

为了装的更加与此案无关，我和老姨都提出了离婚。在没有见面的情况下，由警察办理，我和老姨离婚了。

据说，在监狱了妻子，和老姨夫看见离婚协议，都表示理解。

我想，他们心里知道，快乐家庭俱乐部还没有灭亡，在外面仍然有火种，妻子和老姨夫安静的笑了。

接下来，最不好过的就是大舅妈一家和嫂子，毕竟家里死人了，都说是叛乱分子。见到人擡不头，还要办理丧事。

最可怜的就是大舅妈的女儿黄波和黄鹤，爸爸死了，还要送葬，在殡仪馆里被人指指点点，心里很难受。

最惨的是，大舅那套别墅被没收了，而大舅妈一点也没有得到，从此，大舅妈和两个女儿贫穷起来，以前的风光荡然无存。

因为家里出了叛乱分子，我和大舅妈一家、老姨还有嫂子，成天被人指指点点，原先的地方根本住不了了，只好把房子卖掉，暂时住在张小红的家里。张小红是个很好的人，女中的豪杰，十分敬重的我们，把我们当成了亲人。

没事的时候，仍然把我们这些人聚在一起，又重新购买了电动鸡巴。

我虽然也和她们做爱，但心里很是郁闷，那幺辉煌的俱乐部一下子就没有了，仅剩下我们二十多人。

但大舅妈和老姨很坚强，最早从悲哀中走出，当时就说：「我们这个组织还纯在，只要纯在一天，就要有性的快乐。」不久，我们这些人化悲伤为力量，把大量的精力都放在了做爱上面了，慢慢的远离了悲哀。只是这里原先的家族，只剩下大舅妈一家、老姨、嫂子和我。

以前是以乱伦为主，现在只剩下大舅妈一家三口和毕姨家三口算是乱伦，而老姨也算一个。

嫂子没有大舅子，我和她就不算是乱伦了。

其余的人和妻子一点关系都没有，也就是真正的做爱关系了。

虽然大舅的俱乐部受到了灭顶之灾，但我们的灵魂还在，精华还在。我经常聚集在张小红的家里，缅怀和悼念了死去的人，想念在监狱的人。

同时也赞扬了不屈不挠没有把我们招出来的会员，也吸取了以前的教训，把俱乐部做的更加隐蔽。

对于大舅，我们首先肯定了他的功劳，没有大舅就不能诞生这个俱乐部，没有大舅开始艰难的创业，也没有往日的辉煌。

但是，功归功，过归过，大舅也犯了不可饶恕的罪过，没有他的过失，俱乐部就不会遭受灭顶之灾，也不能让我们失去很多的亲人，也不能让我们颠沛失所，无家可归，这一点，我们是要坚决批判的。

总结过去的得与失，就是为了更好的把快乐家庭俱乐部办下去，并且办的更好。

一年后，我们慢慢走出阴霾，逐渐的又像开始时候一样，快乐起来。

还是新成立的快乐家庭俱乐部，还是这些人，大舅妈仍然是太后，我是皇上，下面的人依然如故，组织性更强了。

我们还有了新的《会规》，不管男女，不招收新的会员，只有我们在一起，还是一个大家庭。

于是，我们这个大家庭又恢复到往日的快乐。

大舅妈想的很周到，和大家商议道：「我们的皇上现在已经离婚一个人，如果不找个媳妇，我怕外人怀疑。」老姨说：「是应该找一个人了，但我反对在外面找，还是在俱乐部里找一个相当的。」大家一致同意。一开始说要我和嫂子登记，成为一家。

可嫂子说：「我毕竟是嫂子，有些人认识，恐怕遭人怀疑。」于是有人提议张小红。

张小红说：「我离婚的时候曾经发誓不嫁，现在要和皇上登记，我也怕遭到大家的议论。」大家又想到了张红，可也不行。

最后还是嫂子说：「不如黄波吧，两个人相差五六岁，毕竟黄波还没有结婚，长的还漂亮，皇上在外面也有脸面，我们也心安理得。」老姨说：「这个最好了，只是不知道嫂子你看呢？」大舅妈说：「这样也好。」计议已定，就不能修改，当下俱乐部的人都欢呼起来，纷纷来庆贺。

没想到我竟然有了一个漂亮的媳妇，心里很是高兴，抱了一会黄波，又一把抱住黄鹤，说：「从今往后你就是我亲小姨子了，可记住小姨子是姐夫的半拉屁股哦。」大家都笑了。

大舅妈说：「剩下那半拉屁股，我做丈母娘的给你。」大家又笑起来。

虽然，黄波成为我合法夫妻，但俱乐部中的称呼仍然没有改变，只是大舅妈我真的称呼为妈，成为名符其实的皇太后；而老姨仍然是皇后，但我随黄波叫老姑，说明一下，为了让大家更好的辨认人物，改口叫老丈母娘的大舅妈仍然叫大舅妈；改口叫老姨的仍然叫老姨，别人的称呼都没有改变，嫂子还是叫嫂子，张小红仍然叫小红等等，就不细讲了。

以前，大舅的俱乐部注重的是乱伦，如母子、父女、姐弟和兄妹。但是，这次沈重的打击后，家庭成员所剩无几，只有大舅妈一家三口，还有老姨和嫂子，外加妻子伯父家的三个姐姐，分别是大姐、四姐和五姐，其余的都不是妻子家的亲属。

毕姨虽不是亲属，但两个女儿大丫和二丫也是会员，也算是一家人。这样乱伦虽然还有，但远不如以前了，大多时间做爱也只能称上淫乱，而不叫乱伦。

前几年，日本俱乐部方面还来人参观，并且也参与乱伦中来，自从大舅的俱乐部被封后，我们就失去了联系，只能成为孤单的俱乐部。

虽然如此惨淡，但我们仍然坚持着性爱，和以前一样，性爱快乐仍然是我们俱乐部的宗旨。

因为只有我一个男人，以前的游戏规则已经废弃，也没有激情玩那游戏。

可是，来到张小红家就是做爱，或者用电动鸡巴，时间长了，也确实没趣。

于是，张小红说：「我们一天只看西欧的黄色片子，还不如我们自己拍，然后自己看。」大家一听都兴奋起来。

黄鹤说：「这样最好了，我早就想当演员了。」这里的女性除了大舅妈、毕姨、毛丽华和老姨岁数大点，其余的都是三十岁以下女孩，哪个不愿意当演员的，都说：「这样最好了。」于是《会规》中又加上一条，自己拍的录像自己看，不发到网上或出去买卖。

当下，就购买了录像机一部。

张小红以前是搞文艺的，又特别喜欢录像，所以我们淫秽录像都是她完成的，故此大家又叫她是张导演。黄鹤是电视大学生，懂得剪接，故此又叫剪接师。

一开始，我们只拍一些床上做爱的片子，可等我把这些女人一个个都拍完了，大家又觉得没有什幺意思了。

于是张小红又建议，不如我们拍有情节的。

大家都很赞同。可是有情节的片子就要涉及到写作，编剧等一系列的事情。

还好，张红和刘颖喜欢写作，就当了作家和编剧。

So, I collected a lot of erotic novels online. For example, if I saw a story about incest between mother and son, I would play the son, while the mother would be played by my aunt, Aunt Bi, Mao Lihua, and my other aunt. If it was about incest between father and daughter, I would play the father, and the female leads would all be the youngest and petite. Incest between siblings was easy to act out, as most of the characters were my age. I was the only man there, and I always had to be the male lead, which was tiring, but I was very happy.

After filming the TV series, everyone would gather together to watch it, and everyone said that was the best way.

Now, we've changed our old habits and gather at Zhang Xiaohong's house every day to discuss the plot, write scripts together, and act together. We're very busy and having a great time.

Gradually, we've forgotten about the police cracking down on the club.

There's a story about a son-in-law who went to pick up his mother-in-law and sister-in-law to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.

After making love, the son-in-law told his wife, "I'm going to fuck your mother and her two sisters." The wife smiled contemptuously and said, "It's only right that you fuck me, but can you even fuck my mother and my sister?" The son-in-law said, "Just you wait and see." Then he drove his farm vehicle to pick up his mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law was very happy to see her son-in-law and told her younger sister to pack her things. Just then, the son-in-law pretended to be sick, looking like he was about to die.

The mother-in-law was very worried and asked how to treat him. The son-in-law said that he had to have sex, so he had sex with his mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law was secretly delighted, thinking that she would also have sex with her son-in-law in the future.

After having sex with his mother-in-law, the son-in-law said that his wife wanted a clove of garlic.

The mother-in-law told him to go to the back room to get it. When the son-in-law got to the back room, he grabbed his sister-in-law and wouldn't let go, wanting to have sex with her.

The sister-in-law refused, so the son-in-law said, "Your mother made me do it once." The sister-in-law shouted, "Mom, did you make my brother-in-law do it once?" The mother-in-law mistook it for a clove of garlic and said, "I made your brother-in-law do it once." So the son-in-law had sex with the sister-in-law again. On the way home, the son-in-law pretended that the car broke down and got out to fix it. He tricked the sister-in-law into helping him fix the car, and then tried to have sex with her under the car again, but she resisted.

The son-in-law shouted, "Mom, my sister won't do it."

The mother-in-law thought it was chores and said, "Girl, hurry up and do it with your brother-in-law, then you can go home." So the son-in-law had sex with the sister-in-law again.

This is the story, and everyone said it was good, so it was filmed several times.

At first, the female lead was the eldest aunt and her two children, then Aunt Bi and her two children. Logically, these were the real mother and her two children, and the others were not.

But the aunt thought the plot was good and insisted on playing the mother-in-law, so Xiao Fang and Qiu Hui were chosen to play the daughters.

Not to be outdone, Mao Lihua also wanted to play the mother-in-law. Liu Ying and Liu Jun played the daughters, and then everyone else took turns playing the role, filming the series countless times.

However, the series included outdoor scenes and farm vehicles—what to do?

Zhang Xiaohong came up with a solution: change the rural setting to an urban one, arranging indoor scenes in the two rooms of the house.

Replace the farm vehicle for outdoor scenes with a sedan, since Qiu Hui already owned a Santana, which was used as a prop.

When filming outdoor scenes, drive the car to a secluded spot, and the sex scenes are just for show.

This required two shots: one of the sister-in-law getting dressed and getting out of the car, which was

relatively easy. The other was the son-in-law and sister-in-law having sex naked under the car, which was a bit more difficult.

Later, Zhang Xiaohong again came up with a solution: have the actors take off their clothes inside the car and immediately crawl under it, but the sex scene actually involves penetration.

Unexpectedly, this outdoor sex scene was so exciting that everyone found it thrilling and imitated it, all liking the sister-in-law character, resulting in countless takes.

During the filming of the TV series about Ximen Qing harassing Pan Jinlian, Zhang Xiaohong suggested, "Ximen Qing should have sex with Wang Po." Zhang Hong and Liu Ying adopted her suggestion, and thus the scene of Ximen Qing having sex with Wang Po was added to the series.

Upon hearing about the scene with Wang Po, the series was re-run several times, with several older women, including my aunt, wanting to play Wang Po at least once. Younger women preferred the role of Pan Jinlian and wanted to play it too, so these four older women ended up playing Wang Po several times.

Enough said, my story is now coming to an end.

To reiterate the opening statement, discovering your wife's infidelity isn't necessarily a bad thing. Deal with it calmly, and perhaps you can achieve the same sexual happiness as me.

And one more thing: although the police crack down hard on promiscuity, they can never extinguish the flames of sexual desire, because it's what people crave.

Although my uncle's club suffered a devastating blow—they even thought they'd been wiped out—we who remained, following in the footsteps of the martyrs, wiped away our tears and continued our incestuous and promiscuous lives. The flames of lust rose again, unstoppable.

Anyone who tries to suppress human desires will meet a bad end.

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