【A Small Workplace for Ordinary People】(An erotic story that is not actually erotic)

page views:1 Publication date:2023-03-24

Original Author: bullcock
Published: 2015.1.10
First Published: No
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Some stories, seemingly distant, actually happen around us, and we can even see
a reflection of ourselves in them, more or less. Below, I will tell such a story. Please note that this story is purely fictional, and
the obscene characters in the text should not be taken literally.
YY City, ML District, J Building, B Unit, OOXX Company Office.
Big Smoker was looking at this month's shopping list, studying which expense could bring him
income beyond his salary. Blackie made him a cup of coffee and brought it to him, giving him a suggestive smile. Blackie knew that
at this moment, Big Smoker needed to maintain a clear head and sharp judgment.
All of this was observed by Hou Tinghua across the street. She couldn't help but wear her contempt on her face.
Hou Tinghua despised Hei Muer from the bottom of her heart: this slut, for money, for climbing the social ladder, she would do anything
, even sell her body. She had once witnessed Hei Muer and Da
Yanqiang walking out of a hotel one after the other on a weekend afternoon. Although the two were very good at disguising themselves, in the eyes of the seasoned Hou Tinghua
, it was hardly better than running naked. Hou Tinghua had said, "I can recognize them just by their scent."
In today's society, relationships between the sexes are based on nothing more than two words: "money" and
"looks." Women look at money, men look at looks—it's frighteningly simple. Thus, rich men and beautiful women get
together, while the remaining poor men and ugly women look down on each other.
However, in this environment, Hou Tinghua was an exception, because she had plenty of money.
Hou Tinghua came from a rural area in Northeast China, spending her adolescence amidst the harsh landscape. Her
father was the village head, and in her home, every corner deemed unsuitable for money was crammed full of counterfeit
RMB. After graduating from junior high school, Hou Tinghua left her hometown and went to YY City to attend a vocational school. After two years,
she dropped out, failing to even achieve her initial goal of "at least getting a diploma." Returning to her hometown, through her father's introduction
, she went to the county town to work for a friend selling leather shoes. After three years selling shoes, she worked as
a cashier at a CR Vanguard supermarket for a year. After that, she lost interest in working and spent her days at home, living off her savings. Her parents,
finding this displeasing, eventually had her father pay for a fake college diploma for her. Hou Tinghua returned to
YY City with this fake diploma and, using it, became a member of ooxx company.
For over twenty years, Hou Tinghua's life hadn't been smooth sailing, but money
had never been an issue for her. Therefore, a man's wealth wasn't a factor in her choice of a partner.
She believed her feelings for Gu Juji were genuine love, untainted by any utilitarian motives.
She enjoyed gazing at Gu Juji's profile at work, indulging in a fairytale romance.
Gu Juji, however, was recently plagued by troubles: his mother was ill, his stock market had plummeted—all the misfortunes of the world seemed to
have struck him at once. But his headaches didn't end there. At work, the woman he liked, Hei Muer
, was aloof, while Hou Tinghua, whom he disliked, relentlessly pursued him.
His dislike for Hou Tinghua could almost be described as disgust, especially after she revealed to him about Black
Fungus and Big Smoker's hotel stay. Previously, Gu Juji had always described Hou Tinghua with one word:
"stupid." However, he never expected that Hou Tinghua would be overjoyed to hear this word, taking it as
Gu Juji's perfect interpretation of her purity and cuteness. From then on, Gu Juji simply replaced "stupid" with
"foolish." This word, devoid of any pleasant associations, truly tormented Hou Tinghua for several days. But Hou Tinghua
was Hou Tinghua after all. After much thought, she came to this conclusion: the reason Gu Juji dared to use
"foolish" to describe her was because their relationship had become so intimate that they could hurt each other at will.
You see, we always throw tantrums at our parents at home, but outside, in front of strangers, we
behave politely. Isn't that the logic? Why did Gu Juji
call me "stupid" instead of Hei Muer or Fen Muer? It's simple: in his heart, I'm the most special
and undoubtedly the closest one.
With this theoretical support, Hou Tinghua's life was filled with sunshine again. She returned to her vibrant world, bathed in sunlight and
smiling flowers, and continued to wholeheartedly pursue Gu Juji.
Hou Tinghua's idea was good, but she overlooked another possibility: that none of the other women were
stupid.
Hou Tinghua's revelation dealt Gu Juji a huge blow, even though he didn't consider Hei Muer a virtuous
woman. He was skeptical about Hei Muer and Da Yanqiang's hotel room incident. On one hand, he believed
Hei Muer was capable of such a thing; on the other hand, he knew Hou Tinghua was a notorious
gossip in the office, and it was possible she was spreading rumors to slander Hei Muer to gain favor with him. Even a fool could see
the deep-seated resentment between the two women.
Whether he believed it or not, Gu Juji selectively ignored the message. While Hou Tinghua gazed at
him with infatuation, his gaze, as always, lingered on Hei Muer. This woman's allure, shrewdness
, and even lewdness were all to Gu Juji's liking. In Hou Tinghua's words, he was bewitched by this vixen.
Hei Muer knew Gu Juji was looking at her again. She couldn't say she had no feelings for him, but reason told
her it was best not to respond and maintain a certain distance. Gu Juji was tall and handsome, but poor. In this
money-obsessed era, poverty was his fatal flaw, and crucially, he lacked ambition. Therefore, in Hei Muer's eyes,
Gu Juji was nothing more than a pretty face. She once cursed him: "Your penis is practically a
pile of shit! Are you even a man? Can you get an erection and show me?" That incident deeply affected Gu Juji.
He promised Hei Muer that he would turn over a new leaf and strive for success. For the next two months, Black Fungus did indeed
see a different kind of giant chicken, but only for two months. After that, he gradually returned to...
He returned to his old ways, arriving and leaving right on time, lounging around the office. It seemed
less like he was there to work and more like he was there for a tryst with Blackie.
Gu Juji was hopeless; Blackie was desperate. As a pragmatic woman, she didn't want to spend her
life with a brainless pretty face. There was genuine affection between them, and sometimes she thought that if
Gu Juji had tried just a little harder, she would have gone with him. However,
pragmatic women often face harsh reality. To achieve her ideal life, Blackie
distanced herself from Gu Juji and eventually compromised with the office manager, Big Smoker. Of course, their
relationship was entirely based on mutual exploitation. Blackie used Big Smoker as a stepping stone to higher
levels of the company, while Big Smoker saw her as a free prostitute—a mutually beneficial arrangement. As for their collusion
to falsify accounts and embezzle money from the company, that was another matter entirely.
Big Smoker, whom Young Chicken called a lecherous man whose veins flowed with hormones and nicotine, liked to sit in his
seat, looking down like an eagle at every lecher in the office. His affair with Blackie
was surprisingly easy; in less than half a month, they were sharing
a double bed in a high-end hotel. Blackie didn't like the man lying next to her, but rather the room itself. She loved
making love in such a room, and afterwards, she couldn't help but think about when she could come here with Big Chicken
.
In those few minutes at the high-end hotel, Big Smoker had Blackie, and Blackie had him in return.
The effect was immediate; just two days later, Blackie was promoted to second-in-command of the office,
above all other lechers, enjoying unparalleled power and influence.
In the first few days after taking office, Hei Muer was full of ambition, feeling she finally had a chance to show her skills. However,
over the next two months, she gradually realized that this nominal second-in-command position was meaningless to her. She
had no real power, no raise, and was only responsible for assigning daily tasks to her subordinates when Da Yanqiang was away
. It seemed she had been played by Da Yanqiang.
Once again, lying on the hotel bed, while Da Yanqiang was on top of her, satisfying his lust, Hei Muer
made two demands of him. First, a raise; second, she should be put in charge of the external procurement work
.
Da Yanqiang was taken aback at first, then said, "Don't be in such a hurry. Making too much of a move will cause gossip. Besides,
I don't have that authority."
"Can't you apply to headquarters?"
Da Yanqiang only said, "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer."
Two more months passed, and Hei Muer's job transfer remained nowhere in sight. Big Smoker was incredibly shrewd. Every
time they went to a hotel for their business, he would pin Blackie down, knowing he couldn't give her
any chance. Once she turned over, he would lose his usefulness, not only would he lose his free
sex, but his future at the company would also be precarious.
Big Smoker wanted to manipulate Blackie, but she wasn't naive.
She knew exactly what Big Smoker was thinking; she was just unwilling to give up. Big Smoker also saw her unwillingness,
so he would always coax her while he was having sex, dragging it out for as long as possible. He'd said countless sweet words, but he
wouldn't relinquish his power.
The relationship between the two was maintained in a delicate balance through their scheming and verbal sparring. Blackie had tried to break off
their physical relationship, because it was essentially a transaction for him, and she got nothing in return.
Unfortunately, her attempt not only failed, but Big Smoker seized the opportunity to retaliate. Because of a
minor work mistake, Big Smoker severely criticized Blackie, making her realize that if she dared to
neglect Big Smoker again, she would be ruthlessly sidelined. After this incident, Blackie dared not
hope to get more from Big Smoker; just keeping her nominal second-in-command position was already a blessing. Besides
, as the office's finance manager, she was guaranteed a share of the ill-gotten gains from the procurement process.
Previously, although the two had used each other, it was still consensual. Now, the situation was different. Blackie's
attentive service to Big Smoker was entirely out of necessity. On the other hand, Big Smoker gradually lost
interest in Blackie. His hawk-like gaze swept over every woman in the office, finally settling on Back Flower.
Big Smoker described Back Flower with just one word: "stupid," simple yet apt. Hou Tinghua may be a bit stupid
, but she's absolutely devoted to Gu Juji. Furthermore, her assessment of him has some merit.
In Gu Juji's eyes, she's indeed different from other women; she's the only one whose stupidity you can call her stupid and she can
accept it without complaint. If it were Hei Muer, she would definitely slap Gu Juji twice and then
kick him under the table with a roundhouse kick. Hei Muer can tolerate others calling her opportunistic, mean, or even malicious, but she absolutely cannot tolerate
anyone calling her stupid. Anyone who dares to call her stupid will regret their foul mouth.
Besides "stupid," Tong Ziji also described Hou Tinghua as "rustic, rich, loud
, and unrestrained." See, the level of a college student is different. The "unrestrained"
part, in Hei Muer's mouth, becomes "spitting filth." Hei Muer said every word Hou Tinghua uttered
was like manure from the black soil, stinking unbearably.
However, this seemingly useless slut held a unique allure in the eyes of the opium addict.
Perhaps having played with too many beautiful sluts, the opium addict longed for a change, wanting to thrust his glans into her chrysanthemum
-like body and make her scream. The opium addict thought that the slut's moans would be genuine and passionate,
unlike the black fungus's, which either didn't moan or sounded fake. The opium addict preferred to find the long-lost
sense of conquest in her, and he was certain that the slut's vagina was much tighter than the black fungus's.
The slut, the giant cock, the black fungus, and the opium addict—four sluts connected end to end, forming a closed loop,
a workplace sex circle. Outside this circle were two more sluts: one was the office clerk, the pink fungus,
and the other was a recent college graduate who had only been with the company for three months.
Every lecher in the office could see that Big Smoker had recently been making advances towards Back Flower, including Back
Flower herself. Big Smoker thought that someone as unwanted as Back Flower was
nothing more than offering himself to her, like giving her warmth or love. Back Flower should be eager to throw herself at him. But he was wrong. In this respect, Back
Flower showed more integrity than Black Fungus. She had decided that if Big Smoker dared to force himself on her, she would threaten to kill herself. She
would use her death to defend her dignity and chastity, not only for herself but also for Gu Juji.
At the same time, Gu Juji was thinking: You should just give in to him.
Regardless of what Gu Juji thought, Back Flower only had eyes for him. She considered Black Fungus and Big Smoker
a pair of adulterers, and how could she possibly have a relationship with the adulterer of such a pair? Just look at Big Smoker's appearance,
his glans yellowed from tar, and the burn scar under his coronal sulcus—just thinking about it made him nauseous. Actually,
she wasn't the only one disgusted. Blackie thought about how Big Smoker would use her body, which had been used on her anus, to penetrate her, and the thought made her so sick she couldn't
sleep at night, almost causing menstrual irregularities. Young Chicken thought about Big Smoker penetrating her anus, then Blackie, and
then Big Smoker penetrating her before being penetrated by Giant Chicken… He penetrates her, he penetrates her…
just thinking about it made his head spin; it was utterly disgusting. In short: this circle is a mess!
Besides Blackie, probably only Young Chicken in the office could grasp the relationships between these four sluts so comprehensively,
even though he'd only been with the company for three months. He owed it all to the two veterans, Giant Chicken and Anus
.
Before Young Chicken arrived, Giant Chicken had been frustrated by Blackie's coldness for a long time, bottling up a lot of things to say
but finding no one to confide in. Of course, he wouldn't go after the opium addict. Of the remaining three women—one he couldn't be bothered with
, a woman who ignored him, and a woman who ignored everyone else—none of them could get
him to open his mouth. So, during that time, Gu Juji was almost bursting with his own suffering.
The arrival of the young virgin was like a godsend for Gu Juji. At the time, the young virgin had just graduated from university.
Although he was out of school, he still had a youthful air about him, giving the impression of being refined and shy, yet full of vibrant
energy. Gu Juji only needed two days to decide: this little brother is reliable!
Two weeks later, one day after work, Gu Juji insisted on having a casual meal with the young virgin. Faced with Gu
Juji's sudden invitation, the young virgin was a little flustered, but as a newcomer, he also wanted to quickly build rapport with his colleagues
and get his work on track. So, after a token reluctance, the young virgin readily agreed.
At the dinner table, Gu Juji drank a bit too much. Fueled by the alcohol, he
confessed his nearly two-year-long secret relationship with Hei Muer. He recounted how they had gone from being deeply in love and inseparable to Hei Muer now ignoring him and giving him
the cold shoulder. The more he spoke, the more agitated and heartbroken he became, eventually sobbing on the table. All
the diners in the restaurant stared at them curiously, making Tong Ziji extremely embarrassed and regretting agreeing to the meal. Tong
Ziji was puzzled as to why Gu Juji had told him all this. Even Gu Juji himself was
puzzled afterward, wondering why he would tell a new woman something he had kept hidden from his colleagues for two years. Perhaps it was because he had kept it bottled up for too
long and it was too painful. Gu Juji thought he needed to confide in someone and hear that person say, "Don't worry, Hei Muer
will change her mind."
In fact, that's what Tong Ziji did; it was the only thing he could do. After that meal, Tongziji
became Gujuji's good buddy. In their subsequent interactions, he further discovered that Heimuer hadn't actually been
heartless towards Gujuji. Sometimes, when Gujuji invited her, Heimuer would go, including for meals, karaoke,
movies, and even hotel stays.
It has to be said, their relationship was quite subtle and bizarre. Tongziji believed Heimuer still had feelings for Gujuji
, but these feelings were a mixture of love and resentment, a feeling of disappointment in her. He thought that in a few years, as she
grew older, if Heimuer's career still didn't improve, she might choose to marry Gujuji. However,
Tongziji wasn't optimistic about this hypothetical marriage. Due to differences in values, the two were likely to argue for two or
three years before parting ways again, leaving behind a tiny Heimuer or Gujuji to be raised by the man. Heimuer
wouldn't want the child.
But for now, Tongziji could only wish them well.
In the office, besides Gu Juji, another woman who also clung to the young rooster as a lifeline
was Hou Tinghua. She had previously faced a similar predicament to Gu Juji: finding no one to talk to. However, unlike
Gu Juji, Hou Tinghua had nothing to say; her words were all on her lips, desperately needing to be poured into someone's ear. Whether it was luck
or misfortune, at this time, the young rooster arrived.
Hou Tinghua's enthusiasm initially overwhelmed the new rooster. She would sit next to him whenever she had a spare moment
, like an old friend she hadn't seen in years, and then launch into a long, rambling monologue in her thick Mandarin.
Compared to Gu Juji, Hou Tinghua provided a vast and rich array of information, from everyday family matters to celebrity gossip
, from local culture to horoscopes; she could talk for half an hour straight without repeating herself. But no matter
what she said, it always revolved around one theme, which the young rooster summarized as: vulgarity.
Of all the things Hou Tinghua talked about most, she recounted her experiences participating in mall discount promotions: the exact date, the
mall, how strong the competition was, and how valiant she was—all described
vividly. At this point, she was no longer just an ordinary employee, but a formidable heroine, a force to be reckoned with, breaking through
all obstacles.
Of course, the young man couldn't comprehend this boldness. He couldn't understand
why someone as wealthy as her was so fond of discounted goods, and so tirelessly so. He could only summarize it as: "Rich
to the bone, yet utterly unsophisticated."
Although Hou Tinghua was valiant, she couldn't guarantee success every time; after all, there were other kinds of temptations. Once she returned defeated,
she would sit in her office, frowning and sighing, lamenting the decline of morality and the coldness of the world. This feeling
usually lasts for 3 to 5 days, but there are exceptions. For example, if there's a recent discount event, it might only last a day, and
then the person will be sharpening their knives, ready to launch another attack. However, this time they must succeed easily, otherwise, it will escalate.
With a worried expression and constant sighs, she lamented the decline of morality and the coldness of the world…
For the first few days, the young rooster was like a garbage can, his ears filled with all sorts of trivial
topics from the back gardener. After a few days, once she confirmed that the young rooster was safe and harmless, the back gardener finally couldn't hold back any longer and began to spill
the beans. She started talking about the fight between the giant rooster and the opium
pipe two years ago, and then about the pink fungus secretly going to the gynecology hospital for a checkup recently. She would reveal two things whenever she had the chance, and naturally, there was always the part about the black fungus and the opium pipe checking into a hotel.
The young rooster suddenly realized that beneath the seemingly calm surface, there was always a turbulent undercurrent in the office. This
world is not lacking in gossip, but it lacks the eyes to see it, and the back gardener had such eyes.
Unlike the giant rooster, the young rooster accepted the matter of the black fungus and the opium pipe as fact without even thinking about it
. However, what he couldn't accept was why the pink fungus would go to the gynecology hospital for a checkup. Even if she had, it certainly wouldn't
be the venereal disease that the back gardener described.
Over the course of nearly a month, Tongziji had gained a certain understanding of both women. He trusted his judgment, not only
because he knew that Houtinghua enjoyed seeking attention and felt it was a crime not to voice her filthy thoughts,
but more importantly, because he was currently infatuated with Fenmuer to the point of obsession.
Fenmuer was a junior cashier in the office, younger than Tongziji, but had been with the company for two years.
True to her name, Fenmuer possessed a face as white as powder, skin as smooth as jade, a graceful figure, and a fair complexion. Her every smile and frown
seemed otherworldly, though not as alluring as Heimuer, she possessed a unique, ethereal beauty. In Tongziji's
eyes, Fenmuer was a goddess, his Aphrodite.
From his first day at the company, Tongziji was captivated by this poetic girl, and from then on
, he thought of her day and night, his mind filled with her image whenever he closed his eyes. Especially when he saw Pinky's
radiant smile, watching her slightly parted cherry lips revealing a ring of white hymen, the young lad
felt a special happiness and peace of mind, even though it had nothing to do with him.
After gathering some information, the young lad began to try to approach Pinky. From offering unsolicited favors to
creating chance encounters at the train station, he did everything a man with the desire but not the courage would do. He struggled for nearly two months,
yet still dared not take the crucial step. Even more tragically, the young lad believed that even if he took that step, he
had no hope of success, because Pinky's attitude was simply too cold.
Not only towards him, but towards every other man in the office, Pinky rarely spoke or smiled,
always polite yet maintaining a certain distance, as if living only in her own world. This only made
the young rooster more heartbroken. He preferred that Pinky was as warm as spring to all the other women, but as
cold as winter to him, at least proving that she saw him differently from the others.
The young rooster was in great pain. He sought out Gu Juji, a self-proclaimed Casanova, hoping he could offer some guidance. However,
surprisingly, Gu Juji didn't teach him how to win over Pinky; instead, he advised him to give up. He gave three reasons:
first, Pinky lacked feminine charm;
second, Pinky wasn't as simple as he thought;
and third, even if he wanted to pursue her, he couldn't.
The young rooster thought Gu Juji was blinded by Blackie, always overcomplicating things. As for
feminine charm… he asked Gu Juji, "What is feminine charm?"
Gu Juji thought for a moment and said, "For example, if you get wet when you see a man, like Blackie, that's called feminine
charm." The young
rooster smiled, neither confirming nor denying.
Finally, Gu Juji said, "No matter who you pursue, I must remind you, women need to have a womanly charm, and men need to have
a masculine charm. Women like men with a masculine charm. Your flaw is that you're too childish. I advise you to get your foreskin
removed; it's covering most of your glans like a primary school student. Also, you need to work on your corpora cavernosa, like me
!" After getting an erection, Gu Juji struck a David pose, looking very sophisticated.
Gu Juji's reply not only didn't help the young man, but it exacerbated his pain. After work, sitting on the bus
, all he could think about was pink vulva and Gu Juji's last words: "Get your foreskin removed, work on your corpora cavernosa
." Was it only that kind of man that girls liked?
He returned home in a daze, not even consuming dinner. He threw himself onto the bed and fell asleep immediately. He didn't
know how long he slept when he was woken up by the ringing of his phone. He picked it up and saw it was Erdan again.
Every guy has a best friend like Erdan (a character from a popular Chinese TV series), they're happily silly and irresponsible, they
appear or disappear at the most inopportune moments—they're the legendary pig-like teammates.
Just when Tongziji least wanted to be disturbed, his pig-like teammate Erdan called.
In Tongziji's memory, this childhood friend hadn't
contacted him recently except for asking for money. Tongziji hesitated for a moment, holding the phone, before finally pressing the answer button.
Unexpectedly, after the call connected, Erdan didn't immediately bring up the money,
nor did he mention repayment. He just chatted about everyday things, asking things like, "How have you been lately, you coward?"
Hearing this, Tongziji was strangely moved. He replied, "Not so good!" Because
he really felt suffocated!
"What's wrong?" Erdan asked.
Although Tongziji thought Erdan wasn't a good confidant and wouldn't be of much help, he still
told him about his current miserable situation and how he was "unable to obtain" Fenmuer, and how he longed for her day and night. After all,
it was better to talk about it than to keep it bottled up inside.
Erdan listened quietly, unusually not interrupting. To Tongziji's surprise
, Erdan then offered advice, proposing three methods to win over Fenmuer, each one incredibly
effective.
First, rape Fenmuer, making it a fait accompli;
second, seduce Fenmuer, making it a fait accompli;
third, drug and rape Fenmuer, making it a fait accompli.
Erdan finished in one breath, standing triumphantly on the other end of the phone, waiting for Tongziji to thank him! Meanwhile, Tongziji
was already considering whether he should break off contact with Erdan. He couldn't remember when he had...
Erdan, this friend, seemed to have been bound to him since the very beginning of his memory. Tongziji thought
he might never be able to shake him off.
Suppressing his anger, Tongziji asked Erdan, "Can you say anything else?"
Erdan said, "Yes, lend me another 200!"
The phone was ruthlessly hung up. Tongziji suddenly felt an urge to cry, but couldn't.
He drifted off to sleep again.
In the following days, Tongziji was like a lost soul, listless in the office, always with his head down,
his pubic hair disheveled. Everyone thought something had happened at home, but only Gujuji knew it was all because of Pinky
.
Gujuji had tried to persuade Tongziji, but to little avail, because the two were not on the same wavelength.
He always advised Tongziji to give up Pinky, unaware that the other was already deeply entangled in it. However, Tongziji later
figured it out, and even he found it laughable. Why should the girl you like have to like you back?
What's the point of pursuing love then? Why not just marry whoever you like?
Regardless of whether Pinkie Plum felt it or not, I'm different from everyone else. I'm a college student, knowledgeable, cultured
, intelligent, and sophisticated, and... Tongziji tidied his pubic hair in front of the mirror; he wasn't bad-looking either.
From then on, everyone was surprised to find that the previously shy college student, after a period of silence, suddenly
became talkative, and always said things that the others only vaguely understood. Little did they know, Tongziji was deliberately
showing off his uniqueness to Pinkie Plum. He believed that it wouldn't be long before Pinkie Plum would look at him favorably
.
However, Pinkie Plum's favor didn't come. Two days later, the side effects appeared, which greatly surprised
Tongziji, leaving him both amused and exasperated.
Hou Tinghua was the first to react to his change. She thought that Tongziji's speech had become so elegant and profound lately, and
she wanted to learn to speak like that too, even though she could hardly understand anything he said. But Hou Tinghua was convinced that she had found
the most sophisticated way to show off.
When Da Yanqiang wasn't around, she would pester Tongziji to talk about poetry and literature. Tongziji only had a
superficial understanding, and after a while, fearing that he would be exposed by her questions, he simply threw Hou Tinghua a copy of "Three Hundred Tang Poems" for her
to read on her own. Hou Tinghua was overjoyed and opened it to read intently. When she came across a particularly good passage, she would shout
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" completely ignoring the lewd looks from the others. The young rooster asked, "What poem is so wonderful?"
She replied, "The Song of Everlasting Regret."
The young rooster nodded, "It seems you do have some literary cultivation."
A few days later, the young rooster stood up and stretched, noticing that Hou Tinghua was reading "Three Hundred Tang Poems" again.
He asked, "What poem are you reading today?"
She replied, "Also, The Song of Everlasting Regret."
The young rooster was taken aback and leaned closer to ask, "Where are you?"
Hou Tinghua pointed to the seventh and eighth lines, saying, "Just these two lines."
The young rooster patted her shoulder, "That's already very good!"
The seventh and eighth lines of the Song of Everlasting Regret read: "Her cloud-like hair, flower-like face, and golden hairpins swaying; in the warm hibiscus-scented tent, she spends the spring night.
The spring night is short, and the sun rises high; from then on, the emperor no longer holds morning court." Hou Tinghua said, "I still don't understand these two lines."
"What don't you understand?"
Hou Tinghua asked, "Who is Gao Qi?"
This question clearly stumped Tong Ziji. He frowned and thought for a long time before finally saying confidently,
"It's Gao Lishi!"
Hou Tinghua suddenly understood. Tong Ziji wasn't satisfied and went on to tell her the story of taking off his boots and holding his inkstone, and that
Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was actually a homosexual. Hou Tinghua looked at him with infinite admiration and praised, "You know so much!"
Tong Ziji waved his hand, "Not at all, I could recite this poem in second grade."
Hou Tinghua's diligence and eagerness to learn made Tong Ziji feel a bit like he was getting something for nothing. However, this also had an
advantage, which was that he had more opportunities to show off. The two of them often flattered each other in their question-and-answer sessions, having a great time,
which attracted the attention of other men.
But there was one thing Tong Ziji couldn't understand: how did the "rustic" Hou Tinghua suddenly become
interested in poetry and literature?
This all started with Hou Tinghua's path of showing off.
Hou Tinghua's pretentiousness stemmed largely from the giant penis. To
wrest it from Hei Muer, she needed to project an even higher level of sophistication. Previously, when Hei Muer spoke of high-end consumption
, Hou Tinghua would inwardly curse, "What are you pretending for, you poor wretch?" However, she discovered that men didn't
see it that way. They actually liked Hei Muer's pretentiousness, especially with the giant penis. And she had to admit, in Hei
Muer's presence, her own chubby, unsophisticated nature was completely exposed.
From then on, Hou Tinghua began her own pretentious career. But in front of Hei Muer and Pink Muer, pretentiousness
was like trying to teach a fish to swim. These two didn't need to pretend; they were already incredibly pretentious just by standing there.
The difference was that one's pretentiousness was flamboyant, while the other's was understated.
Therefore, Hou Tinghua could only swallow her pride and start by imitating the two Muers. She resolved that if she was going to pretend, she
would do it flawlessly, inside and out, striving to surpass them completely. Hou
Tinghua, harboring lofty ambitions, embarked on her path of pretentiousness. However, she soon painfully realized how difficult it
was!
Although she had mocked Black Fungus for getting wet at the sight of men, now she herself wanted to get wet but couldn't; although she
had laughed at Pink Fungus for her sparse pubic hair, now she looked in the mirror and saw not a single hair. And so on and so
forth. In short, these innate qualities of pretentiousness couldn't be faked.
Despite this setback, Hou Tinghua didn't give up easily. If the inner qualities couldn't be faked, she could still fake the outer ones. She went
home, found some colored pens, and drew a pink triangle above her anus in the mirror, connecting it to the anus.
Then, she picked up a red pen and drew a circle in the center of the triangle, added a dot at the top, and finally,
colored the top of her head black according to the shape of her pubic hair.
Completed, Hou Tinghua took a step back, examining herself in the mirror, but something just didn't look right
. Everything seemed normal; what was wrong? So she pulled out a group photo of all the staff in the office and looked at it.
The black and pink fungus in the photos were criticizing her. She finally realized that her attempt at being pretentious was too superficial
; she only captured the form but not the spirit, lacking the essence of pretentiousness, making her look increasingly foolish.
Now, Hou Tinghua was at a loss. Did she really have to go to South Korea? She didn't want to be slashed to pieces by the South Koreans
. But what should she do now? For days, Hou Tinghua had been racking her brains. Just when she was at her wit's end,
a sentence online pointed her in the right direction. It said: "Pretentiousness starts with details."
Details are everywhere—eating, drinking, defecating, clothing, food, housing, transportation—everywhere there are details, everywhere there are opportunities to be pretentious. Moreover, this
method of pretentiousness focuses on cultivating the temperament of pretentiousness, which is clearly a step up from simply imitating physical form
.
Hou Tinghua suddenly understood and put it into action. First, she targeted cosmetics.
She hadn't noticed them before, but now, looking at the glycerin suppositories and chrysanthemum ointment on her desk, she cursed herself, thinking, "
No wonder this cheap stuff is so tacky!" She grabbed them and threw them in the trash, letting these low-grade products go to hell!
The next day, in the most prominent position on Hou Tinghua's desk, she placed expensive feminine wash and gynecological
products. Spending money to show off was a piece of cake for Hou Tinghua.
She also noticed that Black Fungus and Pink Fungus's periods came every now and then, each time
bringing them several sanitary napkins. The two women looked incredibly sexy and slutty wearing them. Although
she didn't have periods, Hou Tinghua thought buying sanitary napkins wouldn't be a problem.
If it were the old Hou Tinghua, she would have chosen the biggest, thickest, and strongest sanitary napkins. Now, her standards had
risen, and she knew how to choose materials and workmanship.
A little incident occurred when buying sanitary napkins. Hou Tinghua didn't know where the sanitary napkins were in the supermarket
, so she asked the clerk. The clerk glanced at her and asked, "Are you looking for toilet paper?"
This infuriated Hou Tinghua. She thought the clerk was being sarcastic, and she yelled at him,
"It's just sanitary napkins! I like wearing them, what's it to you?!"
She still remembers the clerk's astonished expression. Once, she told Tongziji, "
I really wanted to spray him with poop!"
Back home, Hou Tinghua put on her new sanitary napkins, twirled around in front of the mirror, and felt cute
. Now, Gu Juji wouldn't mind.
The next day, Hou Tinghua, wearing her sanitary napkins, swayed into Building B under the gaze of passersby.
In the elevator, she kept thinking, would Gu Juji be so excited to see Mengmeng that he burst into tears? Would he
rush over and hug her? What should she do then? Would she half-heartedly resist or just fall into his arms
...? Oh! No more thinking about it! Hou Tinghua covered her face, "How embarrassing!" When
she arrived at the office, everyone except Gu Juji and Big Smoker was already there. Pink Fungus was the first to see Hou Tinghua
, then quickly lowered her head and lay down on the desk. Hou Tinghua saw her body twitching and secretly thought to herself:
Little brat! Scared to death, huh?
Black Fungus and Young Chicken thought Pink Fungus had seen a ghost, and turned their heads at the same time. Once they saw it, they
couldn't help but lie down on the desk and burst into laughter, making Hou Tinghua's skin crawl. She walked to her seat, confused,
wondering if these guys had taken the wrong medicine. At this moment, Gu Juji rushed into the office from outside, carrying his bag. As soon as
he entered,
he saw Hou Tinghua standing there dumbfounded, wearing only a sanitary napkin. He couldn't hold it in any longer and leaned against the wall, laughing hysterically. Hou Tinghua stared at him blankly, completely bewildered.
After laughing for a while, Gu Juji let out a long sigh and walked towards Hou Tinghua. Hou Tinghua suddenly flinched,
shyly lowering her head, her cheeks flushed, her heart pounding. The crucial moment had finally arrived!
Gu Juji reached her side. By this time, Hou Tinghua had made up her mind; she decided that as soon as Gu Juji
opened his arms, she would throw herself into his embrace. However, Gu Juji didn't do that. He merely glanced at
the sanitary napkin on Hou Tinghua's body and said, "Are you stupid? Always doing this kind of stupid thing?"
His words were like a bucket of cold water poured over her head; Hou Tinghua felt as if she had fallen from the equator into the Arctic Ocean. She looked up,
glaring at Gu Juji, her facial muscles twitching. Gu Juji realized the situation was getting serious, but he had no
intention of apologizing. He simply avoided Hou Tinghua's gaze and awkwardly sat down in his seat.
Hou Tinghua ripped off her sanitary napkin, held it above her head, and then slammed it into the trash can. She then ran
to the bathroom and started punching and kicking the stall door, simultaneously cursing Gu Juji's entire family. Finally, exhausted
, she washed her face with cold water. When she emerged from the bathroom, her face was calm, showing no sign
of the immense grievance she had just suffered. This was Hou Tinghua; Gu Juji knew her too well.
Despite possessing such a strong mental fortitude, Hou Tinghua still had to face a harsh reality: her
attempt to appear cool had failed again, not only with the sanitary napkin but also with the cosmetics. After only two days, Hou Tinghua discovered that
Jieeryin and Fuyanjie were completely unsuitable for her skin type. She even experienced a slight allergic reaction after using them, and her anus would itch every night
, as if tiny insects were crawling inside.
She gave up on feminine hygiene products like Jieeryin and Fuyanjie, and with them,
she gave up on pretending to be sophisticated. Each effort ended in failure, leaving Hou Tinghua utterly disillusioned with pretense. Despair led to a deep-seated aversion to pretense, most notably
manifested in her use of the derogatory term "bi" (逼) to refer to women of questionable character.
When she mentioned women to others, she used terms like "dead bitch," "cheap bitch," and "slutty bitch
." The sheer number of adjectives used to describe "bi" reveals the depth of Hou Tinghua's hatred and
resentment towards women of questionable character and women of questionable character.
For over six months afterward, Hou Tinghua distanced herself from pretense and never even considered it. However, the eloquent and uniquely talkative
"Tongziji" (童子鸡) suddenly appeared, reigniting her passion. But this time was different. Pretense was merely a
shell; it was no longer Hou Tinghua's goal. In her own words: "I'm not pretending to be sophisticated; I'm pretending to have substance."
Through daily literary exchanges with the young man, although her cultural literacy didn't improve much,
the life of the woman in the back garden became less monotonous and boring. However, she couldn't let go of her prejudice against vaginas, until one day, a prostitute
appeared in the office. This prostitute not only reinterpreted the concept of vagina for the woman in the back garden but also
caused varying degrees of psychological fluctuations among everyone in the office.
Jin Bihuihuang, as a high-ranking executive of the company, was inspecting the office for the first time since its establishment. The moment she
entered the office, her powerful aura stunned all the lecherous men present. Jin Bihuihuang was around forty years old
, but due to her excellent maintenance, she looked no older than her early thirties, not much older than Hou Tinghua. A well-tailored
gold business suit accentuated her shapely curves, her smooth, glossy pubic hair was meticulously groomed, and paired
with her fair skin and pink lips, she possessed a captivating yet spirited charm. Her expression was calm and authoritative, her smile conveying a
sense of power that made the lecherous men afraid to look directly at her. With each step she took forward, the surrounding air seemed to tremble.
The lecherous men in the office clutched their chests, staring wide-eyed at her, each step feeling as if it were treading on their hearts.
Jin Bihuihuang didn't spend much time at the office, and mostly spent exchanging work information with Da Yanqiang in the conference room
. However, in those few brief encounters, this legendary woman left an indelible
impression on everyone.
After Jin Bihuihuang left, Hou Tinghua, while marveling at how noble a "bitch" could be, secretly gloated: "
In every way, Hei Muer is miles behind Jin Bihuihuang. She must be
devastated! I hope she's completely crushed and stays as far away from my Gu Juji as possible."
Gu Juji, however, thought: "See, Hei Muer? No matter how hard you try, you'll never reach Jin Bihuihuang
's level. Be realistic, come back to my arms. We'll get married, have a baby, and then
live a peaceful life together."
Meanwhile, Blackie was thinking: "Golden Splendor shines so brightly, attracting everyone's attention, not just because of
her beautiful appearance, but more importantly, because of her powerful aura. And where does that powerful aura come from? It's nothing more than
the clothes she wears and the power she holds. If I could work hard to sit in her position, today's Golden Splendor would be
tomorrow's Blackie."
Golden Splendor's arrival also gave Young Chicken a new perspective on Pinky. It was the first time he'd seen Pinky
smile at other women, her eyes shining. From the moment Golden Splendor entered, Pinky
stared at her foolishly, and even after Golden Splendor left, she followed her out, only returning much later,
her face flushed. Compared to the ethereal goddess, Young Chicken preferred this down-to-earth girl.
In the same situation, everyone only sees the side that affirms themselves or is beneficial to them. The result
is that although each woman's heart is touched to some extent, the relationships between them don't change;
instead, they become more extreme.
In the office, all the prostitutes sought their place through this relationship, collectively maintaining a fragile
balance. The loss of any one link could threaten the entire system's collapse.
Perhaps no one had considered this, but unfortunately, it happened.
Three days after Jin Bihui's departure, headquarters suddenly sent prostitutes to audit the accounts, catching Big Smoker and Black Fungus completely off guard
. The accounting problems with the outsourced goods alone were enough to get them fired. Later, Big Smoker somehow
managed to keep his position as the head of his branch office, though his salary was reduced by two levels. Black
Fungus naturally became the scapegoat, but Big Smoker, still possessing some conscience, spoke a few good words for her. The final
outcome was a pay cut and demotion, followed by a transfer to another branch office starting as a regular employee.
With Black Fungus gone, the happiest person was Hou Tinghua; no one was competing with her for the "Giant Chicken" anymore, and a
second-in-command position was vacant. In terms of seniority and contributions, it should have been her turn by now. She didn't need a raise because
she wasn't short of money, nor did she need power because she wasn't smart enough. She just wanted to show off in front of everyone, and this
position was perfect for her. These past few days, every time she got home, Hou Tinghua would practice
a speech for a leader in front of a chair.
However, a transfer order from headquarters shattered Hou Tinghua's dreams. Pink Fungus took Black Fungus's place
and took control of the office's finances. Big Smoker thought he and Black Fungus had worked together flawlessly,
and that the surprise attack from headquarters must have been reported by an insider. Now, receiving the transfer order, he had to look at this serious-looking
young woman in a different light.
Two weeks later, Giant Chicken submitted his resignation to Big Smoker. Black Fungus was his only
reason for staying. With Black Fungus gone, it was time for him to leave too. Before leaving, he had a farewell dinner with Tongziji. Tongziji asked him,
"What are your plans for the future?"
Gu Juji replied, "I'll take it one step at a time."
Gu Juji's departure left Hou Tinghua feeling lost and helpless. Life without Gu Juji was meaningless to her; she was always
absent-minded. When Tongziji saw her, it was as if he were seeing himself two months ago. The girl he had secretly loved two months ago,
Pinky, was now a powerful and influential womanizer in the office .
He remembered Gu Juji's words: "Pinky isn't as simple as you think." Then
he recalled the scene of Pinky chasing after Jin Bihuihuang out of the office. Suddenly, his vision blurred, and he seemed to see Pinky
smile at him. He saw her slightly part her cherry lips, revealing a ring of pure white hymen…
He lowered his head and painfully closed his eyes.
Standing on the balcony at home, Tongziji opened his arms, letting the wind pass through his body, carrying away all his sorrow
. Pink Fungus succeeded and finally rose to power, but will Big Smoker let it go? How is Giant Chicken doing now
? What will become of Backyard Flower? And Black Fungus…? Young Chicken gazed at the vast night sky, thinking:
“Whether we succeed or not, we are all pitiful.”
Sparse stars fall like rain, the hazy moon is like a poem.
Sorrowful thoughts drift with the wind, but who knows the depth of their melancholy?

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