A Dream of Hunting Beauties in the Martial World (Complete) - 17

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Chapter Seven: Between Advance and Retreat

The departure of the women of Mingyue Peak would undoubtedly take away half of Dugu Ming and Hua Xiaobo's joy and passion.
During this time, the two often mingled among the women, hoping to bring back as many beauties as possible. Even though they were exhausted every night, lying motionless on the women's bellies, they still felt there weren't enough women. They had to fight to the end to possess more beautiful possessions, or rather, to hunt for women to the very end.
Unfortunately, fate was unkind; they couldn't gain much from the women of Mingyue Peak, after all, Mingyue Peak wasn't the Butterfly Sect. Their pursuit of Baoyue also failed, and in their heartbreak, they couldn't help but hug their respective women and cry out, "My Baoyue!"—at which point they were naked, and what they were doing is obvious to everyone. This shows that these two were truly the most devoted and single-minded men in the world, almost surpassing even Pigsy (Zhu Bajie).
As for seeing off the women of Mingyue Peak this morning, neither of them appeared, perhaps to avoid being reminded of their painful memories.
Xi Ping quietly asked the Bai sisters, who angrily replied, "Last night you were like a dead fish, this morning you're like a dead pig!"
Xi Ping smiled knowingly, but then heard Bai Hui continue, "It's all your fault. After doing something bad, you gave her away to someone else. You have no sense of responsibility whatsoever."
Xi Ping chuckled dryly, picked up Xue'er from Du Sisi's arms, kissed her little cheek, and whispered, "Xue'er, quickly ask Aunt Bai Hui to hold you!" He wanted to use this to avoid Bai Hui's reproach.
Xue'er, however, said, "But I like Daddy to hold me!"
Bai Hui walked up to Xi Ping, glared at him fiercely, and said, "You're someone's first man, can't you let her be a little spoiled? Xue'er, come here, Auntie will hold you!"
She took Xue'er from Xi Ping's arms and stepped on his foot at the same time. Xi Ping didn't dare to cry out, but Si Gou saw it and proudly wiggled his butt in front of Xi Ping.
Xi Ping was instantly enraged. He lunged forward and kicked the man's wobbling backside, yelling, "Damn it, you little brat, you've been practicing your lousy marksmanship for days and now you're just messing around with ball!"
Si Gou, rubbing his kicked backside, grumbled, "Xi Ping, your shoe just stepped in dog poop today, and you kick me now? I'll be cursed!"
Xi Ping laughed, "I suspect it was you who did it, so what?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Bao Yue approached Xi Ping, complaining, "I'm leaving, can't you be serious?"
Bao Yue's face was still covered, but her clear eyes were filled with sorrow. Xi Ping felt a pang of pity and gently asked, "Can I hug you?"
As he spoke, his eyes were on Meng Xiang, but Meng Xiang turned her back. Bao Yue gave a soft "hmm," and as Xi Ping's strong arms embraced her, crystal tears slid down her cheeks.
Xi Ping bent down and kissed away her tears, whispering, "Go back and tell your master you're mine. When I see her, I'll take you away!"
"Mmm!" Bao Yue suddenly wrapped her arms tightly around his neck, stood on tiptoe, and kissed his lips. This kiss, though separated by a veil, couldn't conceal her deep affection.
Among Xi Ping's many women, Bao Yue had met him earlier than many others, yet only now did she truly accept this man. It had taken a long time; her transformation from hatred to love was incomprehensible, even to Bao Yue herself. But having fallen in love, she let that love succumb to the man's gentleness and roughness.
Not only Bao Yue, but many women felt the same way.
"Bao Yue, it's time to go!" Meng Xiang's soft words shattered Bao Yue's sweet dream.
Baoyue nudged Xiping's chest and whispered, "Let go of Baoyue, I have to go. Don't forget Baoyue, or I'll hate you for the rest of my life!" Xiping
laughed, "The most unforgettable thing for a man is a beautiful woman. Not only will I not forget you, I even dream about you! Baoyue, is your young lady ugly?"
Baoyue was delighted to hear the first part of his sentence, but then he asked about Mengxiang's beauty. She paused for a moment and said, "Young lady is not ugly at all, she is the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Baoyue, why are you so talkative!" With Mengxiang's internal energy cultivation, she could of course hear their whispered conversation.
Xi Ping deliberately provoked Meng Xiang, saying, "I love Bao Yue's talkativeness, hmm, sweet little Bao Yue, let me kiss your lips!"
He leaned down and pouted at Bao Yue's face again, but Bao Yue turned her face away, pushed him away, and dodged to the side, scolding, "You're the worst!"
"Haha, how could I be your man if I wasn't bad?" He hugged Leng Rubing and Feng Aiyu beside him and said to Meng Xiang, "Meng Xiang, you stinky brat, my Bao Yue says you're the most beautiful woman in the world, and I heard you've decided to never marry. How can you do this to us men? When you go back, you might as well think about the good things about men, or think about my bad things, and you'll become interested in men. A woman without a man is not a complete woman at all; in a sense, she can be said not to be a woman. If you don't marry, unless you want to grow a penis!"
Meng Xiang's eyes pierced Xi Ping like sharp swords, and she said slowly but with great force, "Huang Xi Ping, I allow you to repeat yourself one more time!"
"If you don't marry, unless—"
"Xiping, please, I beg you, Baoyue?" Before Xiping could finish his sentence, Baoyue interrupted him. She couldn't bear to see Mengxiang attack Xiping again; she didn't want to see either of them win or lose. She couldn't choose between the two.
Xiping had originally wanted to repeat his famous saying, because he felt that this "long penis" was extremely impressive, almost surpassing a certain teacher's "food and sex are human nature."
Seeing Baoyue's pleading eyes, he coughed twice and chuckled dryly, "Begging sounds so awful! Baoyue, just say it directly, you bastard, don't say it, or I won't marry you! Hey, Baoyue, your mistress doesn't want you anymore?" Baoyue
quickly turned around and saw Mengxiang leading a group of female disciples away. She chased after them, saying, "Miss, please don't be angry with Baoyue, okay?"
Mengxiang didn't turn her head and said, "You have a stinky man, and you still care whether I'm angry or not?"
Baoyue continued, "Miss, didn't you tell Baoyue to find a stinky man before?"
"But I didn't tell you to find Huang Xiping. He's the worst man in the world, yet you still got involved with him. Aren't you going against me?"
Everyone vaguely heard this sentence, but whether Baoyue answered or how she answered Mengxiang, they didn't know.
By then, the women of Mingyue Peak had already gone far away.
After the women of Mingyue Peak left, Feng Zilai also left the Beggars' Sect.
After teaching Si Gou the art of the "Divine Gun," he held a succession ceremony for him. Si Gou displayed his gun skills on stage, and the beggars felt he was qualified to be the leader—if he could even perform such shameless gunplay, leading them to beg for food would be a piece of cake.
In this world, thick-skinned people are popular!
Si Gou finally became the leader of the Beggars' Gang thanks to his thick skin, and the world gained another big shot who ate for free.
It was at this time that Feng Zilai, who had been the leader of the Beggars' Gang for half his life, resigned, summoning a large group of freeloaders to his resignation speech—every former leader loves to do this, to prove the timeless truth of humanity—even if you stumble, you must find an explanation.
Feng Aiyu was most reluctant to part with her father. Nestled in Feng Zilai's arms, she cried, "Dad, Aiyu doesn't want you to leave! Don't leave your daughter alone!"
Feng Zilai displayed his loving fatherly side, stroking his daughter's hair and smiling, "My Aiyu is almost a mother, why are you still crying? Dad isn't leaving forever. We'll probably see each other again soon. Dad is just going to meet a friend, someone very important to you. You'll understand later."
Feng Aiyu asked in surprise, "Dad's friend is very important to Aiyu?"
Feng Zilai chuckled, "It's not just important to you," he glanced casually at Xiping, and continued, "It's important to everyone around you."
Everyone else, including Feng Aiyu, found it strange, but knowing Feng Zilai wouldn't say it outright, they wisely kept quiet.
Only Feng Aiyu asked, "How long will Father be gone?"
Feng Zilai replied, "Maybe soon, maybe a little later."
Feng Aiyu pouted, "I knew Father was just making excuses." Feng Zilai
comforted her, "Alright, Father promises to come back soon and be your grandfather, okay?"
Feng Aiyu exclaimed in surprise, "Father, are you serious?"
Feng Zilai straightened his face and said, "Does Father look like someone who would lie?"
Before Feng Aiyu could answer, Xiping laughed, "Father-in-law doesn't seem like someone who lies, but he's a real master liar."
Feng Aiyu said to Xiping, "Don't you dare talk about my father like that! Father is nothing like you; you're the master liar, deceiving so many women!" Xiping
scratched his head, speechless.
Seeing his pathetic state, Feng Zilai couldn't help but chuckle. He said to Feng Aiyu, "Daughter, what does it matter if a man lies, as long as he can make a woman happy? Aren't you happy now that you have him? Your father is leaving you, and with this liar deceiving you, I can rest easy."
He gently pushed Feng Aiyu away, bid farewell to everyone, mounted the prepared horse, and set off alone.
Feng Aiyu watched his departing figure, her heart filled with sorrow.
This man, her great father, had been accustomed to being single since the moment she was born, perhaps for her mother, perhaps because of her.
Now, he was setting off alone again, saying he was going to find his one true friend. Perhaps his heart was no longer lonely at this moment?
After all, as his daughter, she was only his responsibility, not a refuge for his soul. Perhaps his soul resided in her deceased mother, or in the place where his friend was.
Feng Aiyu knew that her father at least had one true friend waiting for him to reunite, which brought her some comfort. When
a daughter could no longer do anything for her father, all she could do was offer her blessings.
Xi Ping embraced her from behind, softly saying, "Aiyu'er, you should be happy for your father-in-law."
"Yes, Dad will be very happy!" Feng Aiyu turned and buried her face in Xi Ping's chest. This man's chest had replaced her father's, becoming her longest-lasting support.
The Zhao brothers arrived suddenly, stepping into the Beggars' Sect the very next day after Feng Zilai left.
They had come to invite Xi Ping and the others to the Earth Alliance to help, saying that the Martial Arts Alliance Leader was to lead the Central Plains martial arts world against the invasion of the Western Regions Taiyin Sect, and asked if the Beggars' Sect knew about this. As for the new White-Eating King of the White-Eating Gang, Si Gou, he was completely confused!
Later, everyone's consensus was that the previous White-Eating Gang Leader had been seriously injured by the Martial Arts Alliance Leader, and the Martial Arts Alliance Leader was embarrassed to ask them for help again. Simply put, it was a bit of a disdain for the number one gang in the world.
"I'll fuck his mother, play with his aunt, and bury his grandmother! This Luo Xiong, worse than a pig or an ox, injured my master and is so wicked, he has no public spirit at all!"
Si Gou was furious, cursing Luo Xiong's male ancestors for eighteen generations, and then cursing the female ancestors for eighteen generations. His emotions outweighed his reason!
However, he wasn't completely out of his mind; at least he didn't use "worse than a pig or a dog"—how could he use such a curse? Dogs were his kind, and he couldn't curse them like that. So he used "worse than a pig or an ox," a new idiom he had painstakingly created! He should be praised!
Xi Ping fully supported him, saying, "Si Gou, well said! Just because he injured Ai Yu's father, we can't help him. Instead, we should beat him up. Why don't we go help the Taiyin Sect?"
Everyone looked at him in disbelief: Did this person even have a brain?
Dugu Ming spoke first, "Xiping, your uncle and Luo Xiong fought fairly. You can't blame Luo Xiong even if he's beaten to death, especially since he was only injured."
"If he had killed my father-in-law and made my Aiyu cry, I would have ripped his heart out and fed it to the dogs!" Xiping interrupted Dugu Ming, his voice trembling with emotion.
The four dogs barked, "I would never eat his black heart! I would defecate on it!"
What's wrong with admitting to being a dog for revenge?
Everyone shook their heads at the two men's words and actions, sighing inwardly: What do these two take Luo Xiong for? He's the leader of the martial arts alliance, a hero of his generation! Yet these two use the word "dog shit" in their mouths, and they're only stomping on it more enthusiastically. Alas! Poor Leader Luo!
Dugu Ming frowned and said, "Can't you let me finish?"
The two said in unison, "Go ahead."
Dugu Ming said, "If we help the Taiyin Sect, we'll become traitors. Don't you think that sounds bad? So we have to help Luo Xiong no matter what."
Si Gou pondered and said, "It doesn't sound very good."
Hua Xiaobo interjected, "Brother Dugu, I've heard that the Taiyin Sect has many beauties, especially the Taiyin Saintess of each generation, who are almost as famous as the Moon Maiden of Mingyue Peak in the Central Plains!"
"Oh, how could I forget?" Dugu Ming patted his clever forehead and said loudly, "As a man, how can you not help beauties? Xiping, I firmly support you. Go help the Taiyin Sect beat up that Luo Xiong, that dog shit, and be a hero to save the beauties, so that the beauties will repay you with their bodies."
Alas! How can there be one Dugu Ming in the world!
Everyone was impressed by him: another man who loses his brain when he thinks of women's big breasts.
Finally, it was the retired Emperor Lei Feng who said, "Go help Luo Xiong!"
Xi Ping exclaimed, "How can that be? I still want to fight him, why should I become his ally?"
Lei Feng calmly said, "After you've defeated the Taiyin Sect, then turn around and fight him!" Lei
Feng was truly fierce!
"That's more like it!" Xi Ping said with relief, then suddenly stared at Lei Feng and asked, "Aren't you coming with us?"
Lei Feng said, "No, we're both pregnant and it's inconvenient for us to move around, let alone do anything violent. You can go, we'll go back to Changchun Hall to give birth!"
Xi Ping pondered for a moment before asking, "When are we leaving?"
Lei Feng looked at Leng Rubing, seemingly seeking her opinion.
Leng Rubing said two words indifferently, "Tomorrow."

Chapter Eight: Gentle Night Dew. The Divine

Blade Sect's journey north leads to Jinxu City, where the Beggars' Sect is located, and the adjacent Dragon City is the headquarters of the Earth Alliance.
It takes three days to travel from the Beggars' Sect to the Earth Alliance.
Si Gou didn't accompany Xi Ping and the others to the Earth Alliance. As the leader of the Bai Chi Gang, he had some things to take care of—although he wasn't good at handling things, he could at least "sit at the table," right? That's right! Don't underestimate Si Gou!
Only two women stayed by Si Gou's side to keep him company while he ate and drank—Zhao Ziqing and Ye Laixiang. Lan Hua, Ying Cui, and Xin Ru had returned to Changchun Hall. Dai Ni had also gone to the Earth Alliance before him, naturally taking his other four Indian beauties with her. This made him feel quite bored, but when he thought about only having to serve two women that night, he breathed a sigh of relief. Ah! Finally, he could slack off!
Hua Xiaobo and Dugu Ming, on the other hand, took all their women with them; Bi Rou didn't want to leave Lei Long, so she followed along as well.
Xi Ping could only bring Wild Rose along, and Xiao Yue came along too. However, during this journey, Xi Ping dared not make any rash moves towards Xiao Yue. Although Hua Lei, You Zui, and Shi Rouyun had complicated feelings for him, apart from occasionally forcing You Zui back to his room, Xi Ping wouldn't do anything to Hua Lei and Shi Rouyun.
Everyone said that Xi Ping's lust was unsatisfied, and Hua Xiaobo even said that if his brother-in-law couldn't control himself, he could borrow his women for a few nights. Of course, the result was that Hua Xiaobo was beaten to a pulp by his five women—no matter how hard Hua Xiaobo tried to escape, how could he possibly escape the entanglement of five women?
Since her failed attempt to seduce Xi Ping last time, Dai Ni hadn't spoken to him much, but whenever she looked at Xi Ping, her eyes held a hint of confusion. Xi Ping seemed oblivious to this, still laughing and joking with everyone as before.
Of course, except for a few people, no one dared to sing along with him.
Wild Rose rode on Xi Ping's horse the whole way, which made Shi Rouyun and Hua Lei very uncomfortable. For a time, these two women had shared a ride with Xi Ping. Now that Hua Lei was awake, Xi Ping originally wanted her to return to Changchun Hall with Lei Feng and the other women, but she refused to go back no matter what. In the end, she even cried like a little girl, so Xi Ping had no choice but to give in. As for Shi Rouyun, Xi Ping listened to You Zui's advice and stopped bullying her.
Although the two women were quite different in age, they had many similarities in personality, namely, neither of them liked to talk much. Hua Lei would sometimes say a word or two, but Shi Rouyun remained silent.
After two days of travel, they were not far from the Earth Alliance and would arrive at the Earth Alliance tomorrow.
They stayed overnight in Black Dragon Town outside Dragon City, lodging at the Dragon Edge Inn.
Coincidentally, Xi Ping ran into Xiao Lu at this inn.
He had seen her walking towards him not far from You Zui's room when he was on his way to the room of You Zui and the other two women. She was also taken aback when she saw Xiping. She hadn't expected this shameless man to come out of her room shirtless so late at night. What was he up to?
Xiping, however, was excited and quickened his pace. Seeing her about to turn around, he called out, "Wife, you've come looking for your husband?"
Xiaolu retorted angrily, "If you call me that again, I'll kill you!"
"Oh! Why are you two, husband and wife, shouting and fighting as soon as you meet? Come on, call me 'husband'!" Xiping thought women were really clueless. She had originally wanted to run away, but his words had provoked her to stop and wait for him.
Xiaolu watched him approach and said, "I won't!"
Xiping walked up to her and smiled maliciously, "Aren't you afraid I'll pin you against the wall and make you obediently call me 'husband'?"
"I knew you wouldn't dare!" There were many people staying in this inn, unlike back in the dilapidated temple. Therefore, Xiaolu assumed Xiping wouldn't dare do anything to her. Besides, she was wary of him now; what could he possibly do?
Xi Ping shrugged and said, "I really don't dare. Don't hold the sword so tightly. Can I ask which room you're staying in?"
Xiao Lu stared at the suddenly refined Xi Ping, feeling that he didn't fit his image at all. She lazily replied, "No need to tell you."
"Oh?" Xi Ping said, "But I really want to hear!"
Xiao Lu said, "That's your business, none of my concern!"
Xi Ping laughed, a laugh that made Xiao Lu's heart tremble. She stared at the strong, bare-chested man in front of her, not understanding why he was so powerful. Although his smile had a somewhat wicked charm, it was undeniable that this kind of wicked smile had a strange attraction for a woman. She thought Xi Ping would be angered by her, but strangely, he turned away after laughing.
In that instant, her heart inexplicably felt a sense of loss. But then, he suddenly turned around again, and before she could react, he hugged her tightly.
The next moment, she felt her delicate body pressed against the wall by his strong frame, and at the same time heard him say, "I told you I was going to press you against the wall, how could you forget?"
Xiao Lu reacted, and the sword in her hand had already been taken away and thrown to the ground. She struggled and said, "Huang Xiping, you madman, let me go if you have the guts!"
Her hands pushed against Xiping's bare chest, trying to push him away, but she failed. The man holding her had terrifying strength, giving her a feeling of oppression like a mountain. No matter what kind of internal force she used, she could not move him.
His face was close to her ear as he whispered, "If I let you go, that would be cowardly. I'd rather be spineless. But you should be able to tell whether I'm cowardly or spineless."
With that, he thrust his hips forward, and Xiao Lu immediately felt his massive member pressing hard against her private parts through her clothes. She looked up in terror at his excessively handsome face, and saw that wicked smile. Her heart trembled, and she slumped weakly against the wall.
She gasped, "We don't even know each other, why are you doing this to me?"
Xi Ping's eyes darted around, and he said, "I'm thinking about that."
"You!" Xiao Lu was furious at his shameless answer. When her struggles were futile, her mouth came in handy, biting down on Xi Ping's right arm.
Xi Ping screamed in pain, and all the lights in the inn's rooms came on, followed by the sound of doors opening. Everyone was awakened and came out to see what was happening.
A tall, shirtless man was pinning a young girl against the wall. The girl seemed to be biting his muscle, but he ignored the pain and just screamed incoherently, as if he wanted the whole world to know he was being bitten by a woman. "
Crazy!
" Xi Ping shouted. "Hey, lots of people are watching! Women should protect their dignity, stop biting men like that! Come on, stop bullying me! Ouch! Wife, stop biting so hard!"
This bastard was blaming everything on her. Xiao Lu was even angrier at the thought, and no longer caring how many eyes were watching their drama, she continued biting relentlessly.
Wild Rose approached and said, "Xiping, why are you entangled with her again?"
Xiping feigned innocence and said helplessly, "She bites me like a bitch in heat when she sees me!" Suddenly, he turned to the surrounding crowd and laughed, "You see? This is what happens when you come out shirtless in the middle of the night. I suggest all you men don't go shirtless in the future; you'll easily get harassed by crazy women." As soon as
he said this, many people felt the urge to rush over and punch him, but seeing his strong upper body and iron-like muscles, they didn't dare to actually go up and fight him.
As the saying goes, even heroes who save beauties should consider their own strength. This bastard who was bullying a beautiful woman was at least a lot taller than them, and the other equally tall and strong men seemed to be his accomplices. Forget it, it's safer to be a spectator.
Safety first, beauty second!
Xiao Lu, angered by Xi Ping's words, relented and retorted, "You're the male dog! I didn't bother you, you shameless bastard, you provoked me! I don't know you!"
Xi Ping glanced at the bite mark she'd left, shook his head, and said, "That's nothing new. Countless women have cursed me like that before you. Wife, give us something fresh."
Xiao Lu glanced unintentionally at Dani, her eyes seemingly pleading for help.
Dani ignored her, sighed softly, turned and left, returning to her room and closing the door.
Xi Ping scanned his surroundings and barked roughly, "Have you seen enough? Damn it, I haven't fought in ages!"
The guests in the inn were furious but dared not voice their opinions, much less stay. This man, who had seemed like a rogue just moments before, now exuded a dangerous, beast-like aura as he shouted, causing them to tremble inwardly and instinctively retreat to their rooms.
How could there be such a man in this world?
Xiao Lu watched as everyone retreated, leaving only Hua Xiaobo, Dugu Ming, You Zui, Hua Lei, and Shi Rouyun. Even the shopkeeper shook his head and went back to warm his bed.
She nervously watched Xi Ping, only to see him slowly lower his head. His warm breath made her realize he was going to kiss her. In front of so many people, he dared to force a kiss on her?!
She unconsciously turned her face away, but a strong hand supported her chin, and she couldn't escape Xi Ping's burning lips.
Although she resisted those lips, for some reason, she didn't seem to dislike the kiss. She felt a little confused, and the image of another man flashed through her mind. At the same time, tears of grievance fell.
For the first time ever, Shi Rouyun spoke up, "You...you made this sister cry, please let her go, okay?"
Hua Xiaobo exclaimed in surprise, "Huh, Rouyun's starting to talk."
Xi Ping ended his passionate kiss, turned to Shi Rouyun, and said, "Why should I listen to you?"
Shi Rouyun stammered, "Because, because—" She couldn't explain why, so she simply lowered her head and remained silent, reverting to her usual style.
Xi Ping sighed softly, looked back at Xiao Lu's tearful face, raised his hand to wipe away her tears, and said gently, "Call me 'good husband,' and I'll let you go."
Xiao Lu was speechless, her eyes full again.
"If you don't want to call me that, I'll take you back to your room and be your real husband."
As soon as Xi Ping finished speaking, Hua Lei said, "Don't force others!"
Xi Ping said, "I didn't force you, so why did you come with me?"
Hua Xiaobo quickly pulled Dugu Ming away. He knew he dared not interfere in the affairs between his aunt and Xi Ping, not even daring to watch the spectacle. He often wondered to himself: Should he call Xi Ping brother-in-law or uncle?
Hua Lei, seemingly ignoring the question, retorted, "It's wrong of you to hug other women in front of us, you bastard! Don't you have any women to hug? Let her go!" She ran over and grabbed Xi Ping's arm, but couldn't budge it.
Annoyed by her pulling, Xi Ping said with a headache, "Fine, fine, I'll let her go! Do you think I wanted to hug her? If you hadn't refused to let me touch her, I wouldn't have bothered with her. I thought you were missing my dad again, but I accidentally hugged a woman, and you're already so jealous. Lei Lei, want to sleep with me later?"
Seeing him about to release Xiao Lu, Hua Lei said shyly, "Who wants to sleep with you?"
"Oh! Xiao Lu, what's wrong with you now?" Just as he was about to pull his hand back, Xiao Lu bit his left arm again, this time even harder than before. He cried out in pain, "Let go, or I'll really take you to bed."
Xiao Lu wasn't intimidated. This man was too awful; he hugged her and said he didn't like her, saying he accidentally hugged her. Did she deliberately bump into him? What woman could tolerate such an insult?
Xi Ping's right hand suddenly shoved into her bra, pressing against her soft spot. Her delicate body trembled violently, and she cried out, "Huang Xi Ping, don't grab me!"
"Damn it, I already said I'd let you go, and you still want to bite me? Do you think I'm a sugarcane? You're allowed to bite me, but I'm not allowed to grab you? That's not true!" His hand kneaded her breasts.
Xiao Lu groaned, "Who told you to take advantage of me and then insult me?"
Xi Ping said, "Did I?"
Xiao Lu grabbed his mischievous wrist, lowered her head, and said, "You hugged and kissed me, but you said you didn't like it!"
Xi Ping laughed, "Then do you like being hugged by me and having me be intimate with you?"
Xiao Lu said, "No."
"You can go now!"
Xi Ping released her, and she leaned weakly against the wall, staring at Xi Ping with complicated emotions. She didn't understand why this man was so fickle. Just a moment ago, he insisted that she call him husband before he would let her go, but now he suddenly let her go, making her feel extremely unbalanced.
She retorted angrily, "Why should I listen to you?"
Xi Ping shrugged and said, "I didn't say you should listen to me." He put his arm around You Zui and said, "Sister Zui, I'll go to your room."
Shi Rouyun objected, "You're not allowed in our room."
"I didn't ask you why you're so talkative tonight?" He put his arm around You Zui's waist, turned around, and went back to the room where You Zui and the other two women lived.
Xiao Lu's eyes held a strange sense of loss, and she suddenly asked, "What are you to him?"
Shi Rouyun didn't answer, but Hua Lei said, "And what are you to him?" So many questions!
Xiao Lu was a little angry, but she didn't want to cause any more trouble. She picked up her sword from the ground, went into one of the rooms, and slammed the door shut.
Hua Lei pouted at the door and said, "The door didn't do anything to you, why are you being so rough with it? You ill-mannered little girl!"
Shi Rouyun suddenly said, "Aunt Lei, shall we go in?"
"Of course we're going in. Are we just going to stand here?" Hua Lei paused for a moment, then said, "Rouyun, didn't I tell you to call me Sister Lei? Why do you always call me Aunt Lei? Do I really look that old?"
Shi Rouyun smiled innocently and went into the room first, followed by Hua Lei, who closed the door loudly as she did so. As
soon as the two women entered the room, they saw Xi Ping embracing You Zui intimately on the bed.
Shi Rouyun's delicate face flushed red. Hua Lei called out, "Huang Xiping, we're back!"
Xiping lifted You Zui onto his stomach and said to Hua Lei, "I know, why are you calling out like that? Come here, let me kiss you!"
Hua Lei scolded, "Dream on."
Xiping laughed, "Don't be stubborn, I'll make you weak in the knees later. Oh! Rouyun, my little darling, sleeping so early!"
Shi Rouyun was already lying on her bed, sleeping with her back to him, ignoring him. Xiping
felt bored. Ever since his failed attempt to seduce Shi Rouyun and being thrown off the bed by You Zui, he hadn't taken the initiative to talk to her. Tonight, for some reason, he really wanted to tease her again.
He said again, "Little mute, don't turn your little bottom towards me, or I'll spank you."
Shi Rouyun remained silent. You Zui sighed, "Rouyun is asleep, don't tease her."
Xi Ping let Shi Rouyun go and approached Hua Lei, who was standing there dumbfounded, saying, "You seem quite energetic? Have you decided to offer yourself to me?"
Hua Lei stomped her foot, turned around, went to another bed, and fell asleep immediately.
Xi Ping sighed, "It seems you still want to be my stepmother more. I'll talk to my father another day and have him marry you!"
"I won't marry anyone!" Hua Lei shouted angrily, then fell silent like Shi Rouyun.
Xi Ping chuckled, kissed You Zui, and said, "I'm going to play a trick on Rouyun."
You Zui said, "She's been very unhappy these past few days since you ignored her."
You Zui got off Xi Ping and encouraged him to tease her aunt.
Xi Ping got out of bed and walked to Shi Rouyun's bedside. He stood there for a while, then bent down to look at her tightly closed eyes. He quietly lifted the covers, slipped into the bed, and lay down next to her.
Xi Ping whispered, "Rouyun, my little darling, your biggest enemy is here to sleep with you."
Shi Rouyun didn't move, but Xi Ping could feel her heartbeat quickening, guessing that the little girl was pretending to be asleep.
He then turned her body around, hugged her, pinched her delicate nose, and laughed, "Little mute, stop pretending to be asleep, I'm going to take off your clothes."
Shi Rouyun opened her eyes, gasped for breath, and said, "Bad man, don't pinch my nose, I can't breathe, let me go!"
She pushed against Xi Ping's chest with one hand and tried to pull away his hand that was pinching her nose with the other.
Xi Ping released her, letting her breathe freely. He brushed the hair that had fallen across her face away and said, "Why are you ignoring me?"
Shi Rouyun pouted and said, "Don't hug me!"
Xi Ping laughed, "Don't you like being hugged by your mortal enemy? But I just love hugging my little mute Rouyun. Hmm, let me kiss you!"
"No!" Shi Rouyun pouted in refusal, but unexpectedly, she welcomed Xi Ping's kiss.
Xi Ping lightly kissed her red lips and said softly, "Why are you so angry with me?"
Shi Rouyun forgot to answer, just staring at him blankly. This man in front of her actually asked such a childish question? He was her enemy, of course she was angry with him!
However, it seemed that wasn't the case. She wasn't angry with him like this before. When he wanted to hug and kiss her, although she didn't want to, she wasn't really angry with him after he did it. Later, when he saw her, he didn't even greet her, and he didn't touch her or say anything to her anymore. In her heart, she began to be inexplicably angry with him.
Xi Ping felt that the person in his arms had calmed down. He winked at her and said, "You're not angry with me anymore?"
Shi Rouyun licked her lips and said, "You said you wouldn't talk to me. You've been ignoring Rouyun for a long time. Why are you treating her like this?" Her voice was choked with emotion.
Xi Ping said, "Do you like it when I ignore you, or do you love my mischievous behavior? I know you still see me as your enemy and don't like me holding you, but this enemy of mine is too adorable. I've made it a habit to tease you, so when I haven't teased you for a while, I feel like something's missing. I forget all the nonsense I used to say and just want to tease the beautiful girl in my arms. Of course, if you don't allow me to tease you, I will listen to you, for you, and also for your deceased older brother."
Shi Rouyun said, "Don't mention my older brother. Rouyun didn't avenge him, I'm sorry to my older brother! Also, I never asked you to tease Rouyun, but you did anyway, you're not a good person!"
Xi Ping sighed, "Although I didn't kill your older brother, I bear half the responsibility for his death. Your older brother may have hated me when he was alive, but at the moment of his death, he had no hatred for me at all, otherwise he wouldn't have entrusted his only sister to my care." "But I'm not exactly a good person, so I'll inevitably do things to you. Little mute, sometimes you're so cute that it makes me lustful! If you don't like me doing this, I can do it too. I'll treat you like an older brother, like my sister, take care of you for your older brother, and find you a good man to marry, fulfilling your brother's last wish. As for revenge, don't worry about that. Even if I really killed your older brother, I won't let you kill him willingly. Everyone will struggle for their right to survive to the very end, and besides, I'm a selfish person, you should know that very well." He paused, then continued, "Do you want the evil of an enemy, or do you want me to treat you like an older brother, huh?"
Shi Rouyun bit her lip, tears welling up in her eyes. Suddenly, she buried her face in Xi Ping's chest and sobbed softly. Her hands no longer pushed him away, but instead wrapped around his waist and hugged him tightly.
Xi Ping let her cry for a while before patting her back and comforting her, "Don't cry, I'll be good to you from now on."
Shi Rouyun's delicate body trembled violently. She raised her head and cried out, "I don't want you to be good to me! You're not my older brother! I don't need your care, and I
don't want to find another man! I can take care of myself! You hate that someone stabbed you, so you won't let that person stay by your side, and you're avoiding Rouyun and ignoring them!" Xi Ping said, "Don't treat me like your enemy from now on, okay?" He stroked Shi Rouyun's pretty face and sighed softly.
A delicate hand gripped his large hand tightly. The owner of that hand said, "Why did you bring people to beat up my older brother? Couldn't you have come alone then? I would have asked my older brother to let you take Xue'er away."
She spoke simply. Perhaps many things were just that simple in her naive mind, just like how she couldn't help but fall in love with this man. But no matter how deep her love was, this man was still her enemy—it seemed simple, but in fact, it was incredibly complicated.
Xi Ping couldn't bear to see her in pain, so he held her tighter and said, "Sleep! Don't ask too many questions, and don't think too much. Tomorrow will be whatever it is. Tonight, you're still my angel in my arms. I want you to have sweet dreams on my chest. I know you're used to the chest of my great enemy. You've snuggled up to me many times before. In my heart, I'm willing to be your support for life, as long as you're willing too."
Shi Rouyun didn't make a sound; perhaps she was asleep.
Xi Ping looked at You Zui and Hua Lei; they were both asleep too.
Of course, he wanted to sleep too!
He held his little Rouyun in his arms.
The night was quiet. Dai Ni quietly entered Xiao Lu's room, and the two women sat side by side on the edge of the bed.
Dani said softly, "Xiao Lu, when did you get entangled with him?"
Xiao Lu recounted the whole story of her encounter with Xi Ping, and finally complained to Dani, saying, "Why didn't you help me just now?"
Dani explained, "In that situation, how could I help?"
Xiao Lu said, "You should at least have tried to persuade him to let me go."
Dani said, "You know Huang Xi Ping, do you think he can be easily persuaded?"
Xiao Lu said bitterly, "I've never seen a man like him before. When I first met him, I thought he was someone important, and he became famous in the martial arts world in a short time. Who would have thought he was this kind of person?"
Dani sighed, "Many..." " You couldn't have predicted this. I also thought he was a lecherous scoundrel, but when I tried my best to seduce him, he tricked me instead. I still can't get over it, and I don't dare to face him honestly."
Xiao Lu said, "You didn't even manage to do what the young master asked you to do?"
Daini looked dejected and said softly, "I shouldn't have come to the Central Plains. What your young master asked me to do, I may never be able to do in this lifetime. Actually, his martial arts are already close to invincible, so why bother with the Thunder Tribulation Blade Technique? Xiao Lu, can you really give up everything for someone you love? You love him too, tell me, is it worth it for me to sacrifice like this for him?"
Xiao Lu remained silent.
Dani continued, "Now I think maybe a scoundrel like Huang Xiping is better. At least he'd take advantage of the one he loves! Sigh!"
Xiao Lu suddenly said, "I heard Huang Xiping has many women, and he's a womanizer and lecher. Are the women with him happy?"
Dani said, "As far as I know, his women are all doing very well. He loves them very much and spoils each of them!"
"Is that so?" Xiao Lu fell into deep thought, recalling everything Xiping had done to her. Suddenly, a sweet feeling that shouldn't exist welled up in her heart. She remembered his strong body, his incredibly handsome face, and his scoundrel-like wicked smile; she remembered his powerful embraces and impolite kisses; she remembered how he repeatedly forced her to call him her good husband...
"Are you thinking about your young master?" Dani interrupted Xiao Lu's reverie.
Xiao Lu woke up with a start and hurriedly replied, "Mmm."

Chapter Nine: The Serpent's Shadow Ascends.

Due to Xi Ping's commotion last night, no one in the inn slept well, and everyone woke up particularly late the next day. Even the innkeeper slept in for quite a while, not to mention how many people missed their journeys.
Xi Ping opened his eyes and saw Shi Rouyun's bright eyes staring at him. He laughed and said, "Have you been spying on me for a long time? Is your enemy so handsome that you love him more and more the more you look at him?"
"What's so interesting about him? He's just a little devil!" Shi Rouyun didn't answer, but Hua Lei said angrily.
Xi Ping sat up, pulled Shi Rouyun onto his lap, and turned to Hua Lei, saying, "Are you resentful that this little devil didn't hold you to sleep?"
Hua Lei retorted angrily, "Who asked you to hug me? When I, Hua Lei, hugged you, your breasts weren't even dry yet. Now why would I ask you to hug me? It's dawn, why aren't you letting go of Rouyun? Wasn't hugging her all night enough? You little slut!"
Shi Rouyun blushed and tried to push Xiping away, but he only hugged her tighter. She whispered, "Aunt Lei is angry with me."
Xiping smiled and said, "It's good that you're not angry with me." He kissed her red cheek and then said, "How about we ride a black dragon together today?"
"Isn't that good?" Xiping repeated.
Shi Rouyun quickly nodded, tacitly agreeing.
Hua Lei quickly said, "Rouyun, don't agree to him, you'll suffer."
Xi Ping laughed, "Women are bound to suffer losses sometimes. Even my little mute isn't afraid of suffering losses, so why are you in such a hurry?"
You Zui had already gotten up to comb her hair, and turned to ask, "Xi Ping, do you think I should still draw my eyebrows?"
Xi Ping glanced at her and said, "Your eyebrows are thin and curved, which is very beautiful. Drawing them won't look natural and won't look good. I prefer you to look natural, because you're going to be a mother soon."
You Zui smiled sweetly and continued with her work.
Hua Lei jumped off the bed and walked behind her, saying, "Zui'er, let me comb your hair."
Xi Ping released Shi Rouyun and said, "You should get dressed too; your hair is messy. I'll go out and see if they've woken up yet."
After he left the room, Shi Rouyun asked, "Did Big Brother really say we shouldn't take revenge?"
You Zui said, "Yes, Zhu Sheng told me that, and also told me to follow him. Rouyun, why are you asking this?"
Shi Rouyun said softly, "Perhaps Big Brother is doing this for our own good. He knows Rouyun doesn't have the ability to take revenge, and Rouyun doesn't know what to do now."
Hua Xiaobo, Dugu Ming, and Zhao Ziwei were almost going crazy!
They had encountered the beautiful young girl who had caused them to fall off their horses early in the morning.
This beautiful girl, who could rival Shui Jieqiu, wore a sky-blue dress, as blue as the sky, or rather, the allure of the blue sea, drawing all their emotions to her.
She was different from Shui Jieqiu. She didn't possess Shui Jieqiu's natural allure, nor was she the kind of woman Shui Jieqiu could only admire but not possess. She was as innocent as Xiaoyue, but Xiaoyue's innocence was bright and cheerful, Baoyue's was boundless, and Rouyun's was bittersweet. Her innocence, however, carried a touch of wildness.
Regardless of her unparalleled beauty, this wild innocence alone was enough to drive men wild!
They met this young woman in a small hotel outside Longcheng. She was accompanied by two women in their thirties, also rare beauties.
The hotel was already packed before they arrived. Xi Ping found the hotel owner and asked, "Is business good here?"
The old man chuckled, "Not really, today's the best. I've been open for five years, and this is the best day ever. Every man who passes by comes in and sits down, orders food but doesn't eat anything, just stares at those three women, as if they smell better than my cooking!"
"I haven't tried your cooking, but judging from the situation, it certainly smells much better!"
Xi Ping glanced at the men in the shop, as well as Hua Xiaobo, Dugu Ming, and Zhao Ziwei. He noticed that all the men were staring intently at the three women, and only because of their arrival did some of them turn their attention to them, their eyes filled with amazement.
This also showed that the women they brought could drive men crazy. Although Dai Ni and You Zui's looks were slightly inferior to the young girl's, they were still top-notch beauties, let alone the newcomers, all of whom were stunningly beautiful. The
people in the shop gradually began to notice this group of handsome men and beautiful women who had just arrived.
Lei Long said, "Xi Ping, we're late."
"Who said we're late?" Xi Ping walked to the side of a burly man, put one hand on the man's shoulder, and laughed, "Brother, your food is cold. You must have been eating for a long time. I think you should be full by now. Why are
you still taking up seats?" The burly man angrily said, "I can sit here as long as I want. What's it to you? Get out of here, or don't blame me for being impolite!"
Xi Ping said, "I just want to find a place to eat. What the hell are you yelling about?"
He grabbed the burly man's shoulder, and before the man could even think, he was thrown out of the hotel. It took him a long time to get up.
The hotel staff stared in fear at the brutish man, only to see him force a fawning smile. They expected him to offer some polite pleasantries, but instead, he yelled, "Everyone who isn't here to eat, get out! Damn it, if you want to see women, go to a brothel! Why are you here interfering with my meal?"
He slammed one foot on the table, intending to smash it, but aside from overturning a couple of dishes, the table remained intact. He cursed inwardly, "Damn it, this place may be shabby, but the tables are sturdy enough to prevent me from establishing my authority."
The guests at the table had all stood up, glaring at him angrily. He taunted, "What? Want to fight?"
Almost every man in the hotel stood up, at least twenty or thirty of them, shouting, "Beat him up!"
Dugu Ming and Zhao Ziwei had already drawn their weapons, but Xi Ping stopped them, turned, and walked out of the shop. Everyone thought he was scared and had left on his own, and were about to forgive him when he turned back and stood at the shop entrance, yelling, "If you want to beat me up, come out! I'll beat you all into pig heads by myself!"
Hua Xiaobo said worriedly, "Brother-in-law, the knife is still in my hand!"
Xi Ping sneered, "What knife? My boxing champion title isn't for nothing!"
The hotel's male guests all rushed towards him. Although this man was incredibly tall, they didn't believe that twenty or thirty of their fellow men couldn't beat him.
Damn it, that despicable man, he's dead this time!
Dugu Ming and the others wanted to help, but Lei Long said, "Let Xi Ping deal with him himself, he likes to fight indiscriminately!"
This was what Si Gou had said, and Lei Long hadn't forgotten.
Xiaoyue calmly said, "Shall we sit down and get some food?"
Hua Xiaobo exclaimed in surprise, "Xiaoyue, aren't you worried about your brother-in-law? He fights without a knife,
he's even worse than me, Hua Xiaobo!" Yes! Could Hua Xiaobo possibly escape?
Xiaoyue proudly said, "Big Brother has never lost a fight, Yue'er believes in Big Brother!"
Xiping looked at the crowd of men surging towards him, recalling the fight in Huanshan Village, and he couldn't help but smile. This smile was different from his usual wicked smile; it contained a childlike innocence. He thought that if Sigou were here, he might be willing to fight alongside him, after all, Dugu Ming and Lei Long were not suitable for mixed-gender brawls.
But he liked mixed-gender brawls, and Sigou wasn't afraid to team up with him. Unfortunately, Sigou didn't come, so he had to fight this group of onlookers alone.
Before his smile had faded, his handsome face was punched, followed by punches and kicks to the rest of his body. He targeted the first person who slapped him, ignoring the punches and kicks coming at him from the others, relentlessly chasing and beating that person.
He tossed the man aside, then recklessly broke through the crowd, kneeling on the man's chest and punching him in the face until the man's head was completely swollen. Then he targeted the second person, repeating this process.
When he was beating the seventh person, many people turned and ran. They realized they had encountered a madman. No matter how much they punched and kicked him, he seemed unaffected, relentlessly chasing after one person to beat, then moving on to the next. This kind of ruthless fighting was not something everyone could handle. What if they were the next target? They would be finished.
So those who weren't idiots ran away, and those who remained weren't idiots either; they were simply lying on the ground, unable to move, after being beaten by Xi Ping.
Seeing everyone running away, Xi Ping shouted, "Hey, don't run so fast! The fight isn't over yet, why are you running?" He threw his last punch, stood up, dusted himself off, and muttered to himself, "A bunch of unethical people, even slacking off in a fight!"
Hua Xiaobo laughed and said, "Brother-in-law, they're afraid of you, this amazing guy!"
Xi Ping walked into the store, his clothes were torn in many places, and his face had many bruises.
Xiaoyue stood up, wiping his face with a handkerchief, and said with heartache, "Big brother is still the same as before, always getting injured after a fight."
Lei Long laughed, "Now I finally know why Si Gou was afraid to fight you. Your reckless fighting style must have scared them back then, right?"
Xi Ping sneered, "How could the people of Huanshan Village be so spineless? Si Gou, Da Feng, and the others fought me, and although they always lost and surrendered, they would never run away. Damn it! They hit me in the face and ran away, but next time I recognize them, I'll beat them back!" He was very resentful about being beaten and not being able to fight back.
You Zui said, "Is all you know how to do besides using a knife?"
Xi Ping said, "What do you mean by 'reckless fighting'? As long as I can win, that's enough. Why bother with manners when fighting?" Zhao Zihao
laughed, "Maybe only you know how to fight like that."
"No wonder you're the boxing king from Huanshan Village!" Dugu Ming added, remembering Xi Ping calling himself the boxing king when he challenged him to a fight, he found it amusing.
Lei Long pretended to be deep in thought and said, "I still can't figure out how you became a martial arts master. Most of the time you're like a mountain bandit, or to put it bluntly, a thug."
Hua Xiaobo interjected, "Brother-in-law is often like a great rogue."
"Hua Xiaobo, if you dare laugh again, I'll beat you into a pig's head!" Xi Ping found a seat, and Hua Xiaobo quickly suppressed his laughter.
Lei Long shouted, "Uncle, clear away these tables of food and bring up some fresh dishes and drinks."
The old man, still shaken, hurriedly agreed and busied himself with preparing the food with the waiter. In his mind, these clowns from the four great martial arts families had undoubtedly become bandits from some mountain stronghold.
Alas! The poor four great martial arts families' lifelong reputation was completely ruined by this boxing champion, Xi Ping.
Only they and the three women remained in the entire hotel.
Zhao Ziwei winked at Hua Xiaobo, who understood immediately, and then his three pairs of lustful eyes turned to the young girl.
Dugu Ming whispered, "Xiao Bo, you go!"
Hua Xiaobo turned around and said, "If my brother-in-law hadn't been beaten into a pig's head, his handsome face would definitely have captivated this beauty. But now he's truly a pig's head, completely lacking in manners. Only I, the young hero Hua, can step in!"
He said this in Dugu Ming's ear, thinking Xi Ping couldn't hear him, but Xi Ping heard it clearly and shouted angrily, "Hua brat, you call me a pig's head, fine, but you dare to insult my manners? I'm most gentlemanly when I'm fighting! Watch your words, don't talk nonsense if you're uncultured!"
Hua Xiaobo quickly apologized, "Brother-in-law, actually you're more attractive now than before, because women love violent men."
"You're lucky you know what's good for you, otherwise you would be my next target for violence." Xi Ping was pleased and didn't forget to praise Hua Xiaobo for being sensible.
Zhao Ziwei said impatiently, "Xiao Bo, it's time to get down to business."
Hua Xiaobo glanced at the girl again, then suddenly said to Dugu Ming, "Brother, why don't you go for it! You're a master at sweet talk; only a harlot would fall for me, Hua Xiaobo. Pure young girls prefer your style."
"How can I go for it without flowers?" Dugu Ming said softly. Giving flowers to a beautiful woman was always his principle.
Zhao Ziwei vanished from his seat in a flash, then floated back in an instant, holding some pink mimosa flower balls. He handed them to Dugu Ming, saying, "Now that the flowers are here, what else do you need?"
Hua Xiaobo exclaimed, "Brother Wei, don't pick wildflowers by the roadside! These are mimosa!"
"That's enough!" Dugu Ming also felt that the mimosa wouldn't be impolite to the beautiful girl; as long as it was a flower, it would be fine. He said, "Shyness is also a posture of love!"
Hua Xiaobo gave a thumbs up and said, "I admire you!"
Dugu Ming stood up and walked gracefully towards the girl. Then he bent down and presented the mimosa to her, saying in a very magnetic voice, "My dear girl, our two encounters are truly fate. I am Dugu Ming, and I wish to present you with a bunch of mimosa. You are as shy and lovely as this flower. Since the last time I saw you, you have given me a pink dream, like this flower ball. Every time I think of you in these pink memories, I ponder your beautiful face. I dare not rashly ask you for a shy, budding love; I only ask to know your name so that I can gently call your name in countless dreams. That would be the greatest blessing of my life!"
"Yay!" Hua Xiaobo clapped and cheered, "Brother, you're awesome!"
When it comes to sweet talk, Dugu Ming is the best; no one can match him!
Xia Yu was filled with regret. It turned out that Dugu Ming could shower any woman with sweet words. She herself had been blinded by his flattery and followed him in a daze. Now, seeing him still spouting beautiful words in front of a strange young woman, she wanted to slap him.
She angrily said, "Hua Xiaobo, did you send him to deceive me?"
Hua Xiaobo felt a sense of impending doom and hurriedly said, "No, no, Brother Dugu is truly devoted to you. He's definitely not deceiving you. You can ask him if you don't believe me."
True to form, Hua Xiaobo shifted all the blame onto Dugu Ming.
The young woman's bright eyes flashed, she smiled sweetly, accepted the mimosa, and said, "Thank you for your sincerity, young master. My name is Qian Yebei."
Yes, mission accomplished!
Dugu Ming continued, "Where does the young lady reside, and where does she intend to go?"
Qianye Bei replied
, "Since we have met by chance, why ask when we will part?" Dugu Ming slapped his forehead, saying, "Oh, the young lady speaks eloquently; I have been impolite."
Qianye Bei pointed to the seat opposite her, inviting, "Would the young master like to dine with us?"
Dugu Ming smiled graciously, saying, "It would be my greatest honor!" He sat down, gazing intently at Qianye Bei opposite him.
Zhao Ziwei and Hua Xiaobo were extremely displeased—Dugu Ming had forgotten them as soon as he gained favor. The two rose from their seats and walked behind Dugu Ming.
Zhao Ziwei angrily said, "Dugu Ming, I painstakingly picked these flowers, and you use them to present to the Buddha? Fine, you've succeeded in your diplomacy, but why have you forgotten us?"
Hua Xiaobo had already bowed to Qianye Bei, saying, "Sister Qianye, I am Hua Xiaobo, the only son of Changchun Hall, one of the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World."
Everyone was bewildered: When did Hua Xiaobo become one of the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World?
Qianye Bei smiled sweetly, "As far as I know, your name isn't among the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World."
Hua Xiaobo explained, "Sister should know about Shi Zhusheng's suicide. Before he committed suicide, he specifically asked me to fill his vacancy. I was brought in as a replacement, a newcomer among the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World, so many people don't know about me. I'll advertise more in the future, and the world will understand that the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World aren't just a name."
"Oh?" Qianye Bei seemed to understand, but many more were confused.
Shi Rouyun, held in Xiping's arms, protested, "How can you replace my eldest brother?"
Xiping laughed, "Rouyun, my little darling, don't mind him. Quickly help me rub the swelling on my face."
Shi Rouyun retorted angrily, "I won't rub it! Who told you to let someone else hit you?"
Xiping was speechless, never expecting that someone who usually pretended to be mute would speak so sharply.
Dugu Ming was already introducing Zhao Ziwei: "Miss Qianye, this is Zhao Ziwei, the second young master of the Divine Blade Sect, one of the Seven Young Masters of the Martial World. You must have heard of his great name, right?"
Qianye Bei politely greeted Zhao Ziwei, "Greetings, Young Master Zhao!"
Zhao Ziwei quickly returned the greeting, "Miss, you're too kind. May I dine with you at the same table?" He
certainly wasn't being polite, haha, I am Brother Wei!
Qianye Bei didn't refuse, "Welcome, gentlemen. It is truly an honor for me that you are willing to sit at the same table with me."
Hua Xiaobo and Zhao Ziwei quickly and automatically brought over chairs, joining Dugu Ming's group.
Hua Lei said to Xi Ping, "Little pervert, aren't you going?"
Xi Ping smiled wryly, "Can my face still pick up girls? Besides, they'll ask me to come back after they fail, why am I in such a hurry? Lei Lei, come here and rub it for me, this little mute is always disobedient."
Hua Xiaobo turned around and said, "Brother-in-law, please don't speak loudly, I'll sing with you later, how about it?"
"You said it!"
Xi Ping was confident he had Hua Xiaobo under his thumb, and Hua Xiaobo, in order to get some quiet time with the beautiful woman and to maintain a perfect impression, was willing to make Xi Ping stay silent by singing with him.
Xi Ping's eyes darted around, and he said loudly again, "Zhao Ziwei, Dugu Ming, are you two going to sing with me?" He had to threaten them now, otherwise he wouldn't have another chance.
Upon hearing Xi Ping's words, the two women's expressions changed drastically, and they said in unison, "We'll go with you."
"Is he a good singer?" Qian Yebei looked at this strange man and remembered that when she turned around last time, the beautiful girl sitting on his lap was the same girl who had been riding his horse. This man didn't seem like a martial artist; martial artists wouldn't fight like him.
Zhao Ziwei said, "Don't mention the word 'singing' in front of him; he's very sensitive to it."
However, what everyone feared finally happened. When Xi Ping heard a beautiful woman ask him if he sang well, how could he not seize the opportunity to perform?
So he immediately started singing:
"Come, come, girl,
let's play house—
come, come, beauty,
let's play house—"
Shi Rouyun in his arms, just like Hua Xiaoman had done before, kissed his lips without hesitation, stopping him from continuing to sing.
"Aunt Xi, Aunt Huan, let's go!"
Qian Yebei threw a coin on the table, flew away, and disappeared like a winding snake.
The three young masters stared in the direction Qianye Bei had left, only realizing her departure after a long while.
Zhao Ziwei spoke first, "Huang Xiping, you scared our beauty away, you bastard! Couldn't you have sung later?"
Dugu Ming sighed, "Why was there a singing god when Qianye Bei was born?"
Hua Xiaobo also said, "After this parting, who knows when we'll see the beauty Qianye again?"
Xiping blurted out from Shi Rouyun's lips, "You three bastards, it's one thing not to listen to my singing, but you dare to criticize me? Don't forget your promise, when will you sing with me?"
Zhao Ziwei said, "Unless you see Qianye Bei again, don't even think about me singing with you!"
"The beauty is gone, how can my heart be happy?" Dugu Ming said with a double meaning.
Hua Xiaobo sympathized with his brother-in-law and said, "Brother-in-law, we're used to working together, I don't mind. If you want to sing, how could you do without Hua Xiaobo?"
Xi Ping laughed, "Xiaobo is the best. Next time I'll teach you a few tricks for picking up girls. I would never teach those two bastards."
Hua Lei sneered, "Do you think you're a Casanova?"
Xi Ping said confidently, "I am the prized disciple of a Casanova, so what?"
You Zui suddenly said, "Stop arguing, those three women just now used a light-footed skill that seemed to be the long-lost Jade Serpent Ascension."
"You mean they're descendants of the Jade Serpent Sect?" Zhao Zihao asked in surprise.
Everyone was captivated by this question and didn't have time to pay attention to the singer's sudden audition.
However, more and more questions arose, but no answers were found.
Hua Xiaobo said, "Who cares who she is, as long as she's beautiful."
Dugu Ming sighed, "That's true, but the Jade Serpent Sect is a notorious demonic sect, and all its disciples are women, and each one is incredibly lewd."
Hua Xiaobo asked doubtfully, "Such a pure girl can be lewd?"
Hua Lei said, "Xiaobo, you can't judge a book by its cover."
"Auntie's advice is right." Hua Xiaobo had always listened to Hua Lei since childhood, and this time was no exception.
Xi Ping said, "You have to look at a woman's appearance. If a man is facing an ugly woman, who the hell would be in the mood to explore her inner beauty? Xiaobo, don't listen to your aunt, she has to listen to me."
"You little lecher, don't even think about me sleeping with you anymore!" Hua Lei was so angry with Xi Ping that she lost her mind and actually said such shocking words?!
"Wow!" A gasp rang out in the hotel, followed by a tidal wave of unrestrained laughter.

Episode 12: First Arrival in Dragon City,

Chapter 1: Mother and

Son on the Same Stage. The Earth Alliance resides in the very center of Dragon City, the most densely populated and economically prosperous city in the country besides Fog City.
The Earth Alliance is the pillar of Dragon City. Founded three generations ago, the current leader, Luo Xiong, defeated all his opponents in the last martial arts competition and is widely recognized as the number one martial artist. He is preparing to lead the Central Plains martial arts world to resist the invasion of the Western Regions' Taiyin Sect. Before Xi Ping and his group arrived, the first batch of martial arts volunteers had already launched their attack; the outcome is currently unknown.
Besides Luo Xiong, the most famous figure in the Earth Alliance is his son, Luo Tian, who is undoubtedly the leader of the Seven Young Masters of the Martial Arts World. In addition to these two, there are ten disciples of the Earth Alliance, all renowned as top masters. Among these ten young masters are five men and five women. The names of the five men are known throughout the martial arts world, but the names of the five women, apart from Luo Cao who has already ventured into the martial arts world, remain shrouded in mystery.
The first batch of volunteers was led by Luo Shui, the eldest of the ten disciples. He was said to be a hero, but that was just hearsay; many didn't believe it—if his name was so unreliable, how tough could he be? Ha! Haha!
It was understandable that the arrival of the four great martial arts families wasn't warmly welcomed by the Great Earth Alliance, as the four great families had long since declined; how could they compare to the ever-powerful Great Earth Alliance? Before the Great Earth Alliance, the four great families were nothing; it's a case of comparison is the thief of joy.
In the entire martial arts world, the Great Earth Alliance only considered Mingyue Peak and Shaolin as powerful, so the arrival of the four great families didn't cause much of a stir. After all, this was Great Earth Alliance territory; even a powerful dragon can't suppress a local snake. Besides, once in Dragon City, the four great families wouldn't be considered powerful dragons—not even dragons, more like worms.
The only surprising thing was that the group of young people from the four major families who arrived late were all handsome men and beautiful women. Only one was rather unattractive—Xi Ping's face, swollen like a pig's head, which made everyone shake their heads. And yet, he seemed to be the leader of the group, making it even more unsightly.
Fortunately, Du Qingfeng and Hua Chukai arrived earlier, and the two sect leaders came out to greet their juniors, managing a simple welcoming ceremony that barely managed to keep the situation afloat. Sect Leader Zhao didn't go to the Earth Alliance, and Xu Piaoran, since returning from the Hell Gate, declared that he was severing ties with the four major martial arts families. Therefore, the four major martial arts families were now defunct in name only, and should be renamed the Three Giants of the Martial Arts World—this was Hua Xiaobo's description, which seemed a bit exaggerated. Giants? Damn it, "chicken heads" is more like it—this was what some martial arts figures thought to themselves.
Du Qingfeng and his wife, Hua Chukai and his wife, and Huang Yang and his wife, along with their disciples, came out to welcome Xi Ping and his entourage, creating quite a scene.
The Great Earth Alliance, showing some consideration, arranged a small courtyard for them—the only annoyance being that this grand mansion called "Fengren Courtyard" was located right behind the Great Earth Alliance; it would take half a day to reach the front gate. However, there seemed to be a back gate.
This wasn't surprising; many important figures' homes had back gates—it was inevitable.
After the initial meeting, the group happily circled around the Great Earth Alliance's front gate to the "Asylum" behind it.
Du Qingfeng, temporarily the director of the Asylum, naturally extended the utmost hospitality.
Dugu Ming and Hua Xiaobo, seeing Tao'er and Liu'er again, were filled with lust. These two were their primary targets; they had chosen them when they first learned how to woo women, but had never had the opportunity. Seeing them always by the side of the dignified Wang Yufen only fueled their resentment. Fortunately, winking and flirting were their forte, and conveying affection through their eyes was their specialty. It was unclear whether the two pretty maids had received the loving message in their eyes.
Once everyone was seated in the mental hospital, Hua Lei immediately clung to Huang Yang, much to the annoyance of Hua Chukai and his wife. Chunyan was also extremely uncomfortable, but this time she dared not ask Xiping to steal Huang Yang away again; the last lesson had been too painful. Who could predict whether Hua Lei would go insane again? Oh well, she'd lend her husband for now; after all, Chunyan was always the most important.
As Du Mengmeng embraced Xiping, she whispered the same unchanging words in his ear—"Big brother, Mengmeng misses you."
Seeing Hua Lei clinging to Huang Yang and acting coquettishly, Hua Chukai frowned and quietly said to Xi Ping, "You didn't do anything to Lei Lei, did you?"
Xi Ping rolled his eyes and exclaimed, "Father-in-law, how can you ask me that? You should ask your precious sister if she's harassed your beloved son-in-law. I'm almost driven crazy by her. Luckily, she came to her senses quickly and finally realized who she was bothering. Poor old man, your son has suffered enough, now it's his turn."
Huang Yang, who was feeling uncomfortable under Hua Lei's gaze, was furious at his son's nonsense. "You unfilial son! Not only did you fail to complete the task your father gave you, but you also stirred up trouble on the sidelines! You're infuriating me!"
Hua Lei said, "Senior brother, don't pay attention to that little brat. Lei Lei hasn't spoken to you in a long time. Just keep Lei Lei company, okay?"
Xi Ping smiled and said, "Father, Aunt is in your care now. Take good care of her!"
Hua Lei, who had been chatting and laughing, suddenly turned icy, stood up, and rushed to Xi Ping, roaring, "Huang Xi Ping, what did you call me?"
Everyone was puzzled: Why was Hua Lei so angry?
Xi Ping knew that Hua Lei would go crazy whenever he called her "Auntie," and said angrily, "Grandma, you can't expect me to call you 'Leilei' affectionately in public, can you? That's so cheesy!"
Hua Lei's tense face relaxed slightly, and she said angrily, "You've done even the most cheesy things, do you think no one knows?"
Xi Ping coughed and said awkwardly, "It's enough that they know, no need to mention it again."
Hua Chu chimed in to support Xi Ping, saying, "Leilei, Grandma, please let him go. After all, he's your junior."
Sigh, Xi Ping was his son-in-law, it wouldn't be right not to forgive him!
"Big brother, are you going to speak up for him? He's not my junior, he bullies people all the time." Hua Lei still refused to forgive Xi Ping.
Everyone felt sorry for Xiping. Seeing that no one stood up for his good brother, Xiping had no choice but to take matters into his own hands, saying, "How about it, Mom?"
He had lost his patience, and his tone was somewhat harsh. This Hua Lei was really something, picking a fight for no reason. If he didn't teach her a lesson, it wouldn't be Huang Xiping's usual style. He would never bow down to a woman!
Hua Lei hadn't expected Xiping to be so stubborn, and these words had hurt her deeply, leaving her unable to cope. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she turned and threw herself into Huang Yang's arms, sobbing, "Brother, that little bastard was mean to Leilei. You have to stand up for Leilei!"
"Alright! Brother will stand up for you." Huang Yang comforted her while saying to Xiping, "Son, apologize quickly."
His eyes kept winking at Xiping, but Xiping pretended not to see it, inwardly cursing his father: Really, Dad is such a grown man, and he can't even handle his own little lover, needing his son to step in? What kind of world is this!
Even without hope Ping's apology, Hua Lei stopped crying after a while, but nestled in Huang Yang's arms and refused to leave. Chun Yan, standing nearby, felt incredibly jealous, her heart burning with resentment. However, at this point, she was helpless and could only think bitterly: "That old devil! First Dugu Xue, then Wan Miao, and now Hua Lei! Who knows what other vixen will pop up next? His philandering nature is just like that man's; men are like that. I should have never left Huanshan Village!"
After arranging everything, Du Qingfeng came out of the front hall and saw this scene. He laughed and said, "Young Huang, when you were fighting with me for Xue, I thought you were so devoted. I didn't expect you to be such a womanizer. No wonder you have such a son."
Huang Yang retorted, "Old man Du, don't be so smug. I entrusted Xue to your care, but you made her become a nun. I'll settle this score with you sooner or later. Don't think I'll let you off just because I can't beat you."
Du Qingfeng's expression darkened, and he regained his seriousness, saying, "Yang, let's not talk about these things in front of the younger generation."
Huang Yang also felt that this was not a place to discuss personal feelings. Besides, he and Du Qingfeng were past the age of romance. What was the point of fighting over love and being jealous? They had argued countless times back at the Green Sword Manor, but neither of them had won.
Xi Ping, however, thought of his mother-in-law, Dugu Xue, who was pregnant with his child. How could he ever settle this messy score? He could only smile bitterly to himself.
Wang Yufen noticed Xiping's expression and asked, "Xiping, what's troubling you?"
Xiping straightened up and said, "What could trouble me? Is there anything in this world that can't defeat me? Except for not being able to have children!"
Wang Yufen remained indifferent to Xiping's frivolous words. In her memory, this young man had always been like this; she was used to it.
Dai Ni stood up and said, "I want to go for a walk." As she spoke, she looked at Xiping, clearly seeking his opinion.
Xiping didn't stop her, saying, "Remember to come back for dinner."
"Okay," Dai Ni replied, and left the mental hospital, followed by the other Indian beauties.
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After dinner, Chunyan pulled Xiping into her room.
Xi Ping asked, "Mother, what does Grandma want to talk to me about?"
Chun Yan said, "What stage have you and Hua Lei reached?"
Xi Ping scratched his head and said, "It seems there's been no progress. I thought Luo had fallen for Grandma's precious son, but who knew she'd cling to Dad again as soon as she saw him. Mother, Grandma, you should take a loss and let her have a younger one."
Chun Yan said, "Your father is too old to move, how can he marry her? I told you to get her, you've had so many opportunities, how come you haven't won her over yet?"
Xi Ping said with difficulty, "Mother, she has to be willing!"
Chun Yan stared at her son and said, "Back then, she would have been willing to do anything you wanted to her. Luo has been with her? You've got my grandson in her belly, let's see if she can still steal my husband?"
Xi Ping looked at her in disbelief, thinking: No wonder my skills in picking up girls are unparalleled, I inherited my mother's thunderous personality.
He said, "Mother, I was just about to do that, but she woke up. I couldn't do anything about it. I can't just force myself on her, can I?"
Chunyan exclaimed, "At such a crucial moment, you're still backing down? Even if you don't think of yourself, you should think of your mother's happiness. Look at her, she's been clinging to your father all day, isn't she trying to drive your mother to her death?"
Xiping was also worried for her, but this wasn't something he could control; a repeat of the previous tragedy was inevitable. He said helplessly, "I can only pray that Father's self-control doesn't weaken."
Chunyan knew she could only worry helplessly, so she changed the subject, "What happened to Yue'er?"
Xiping sighed deeply, looking up at Chunyan without daring to meet her gaze, and said heavily and firmly, "Yue'er will always be my sister, and my woman. She will be the mother of my children."
Chunyan raised her hand to stroke his face, saying, "You got into a fight again! As long as Yue'er is happy, whatever you do to her, your mother won't blame you, and neither will your father. But others might not think that way, so your relationship with Yue'er can't be made public, do you understand?"
“I understand, Mother. There are many things I don’t want to say, but I understand them in my heart.”
Chunyan sighed, “Then don’t say it.”
Xiping helped Chunyan sit on the edge of the bed and said, “Mother, what will Grandma do if Hualei is determined to stay with Father?”
“Let her be. As long as she’s willing, I’ll just have to accept it.” Chunyan finally bowed her head on this matter for the first time.
Xiping suddenly smiled and said, “Mother, I have some good news for Grandma. If it were the old Hualei, she might really cling to Father. But as for the current Hualei, if I said I didn’t want her anymore, she would definitely go crazy and fight me to the death. Hasn’t Grandma noticed how much she’s changed? Although she still acts coquettishly towards my father, she no longer has the special feelings she used to have. How could I not go all out for the mission Mother gave me? In the end, I won. How could I possibly lose?” I am the boxing champion—this genius of Huanshan Village shouted a thousand times in his heart!
“Really?” Chunyan asked in surprise.
This news excited her so much. He really was her good child, the nemesis of women! How could she forget that he was a born warrior? Whether fighting or conquering women, he would never lose, and besides, Hua Lei's fortress wasn't exactly impregnable in front of her son.
Xi Ping, thinking Chun Yan didn't believe him, asked again, "Mother, doesn't Grandma believe me?"
Chun Yan replied, "Mother believes you."
Xi Ping suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "To resolve Mother's worries, I have a good plan."
Chun Yan urged, "Ping'er, tell me quickly."
Xi Ping said, "We'll put on a show together, mother and son. I know Mother has an exceptional talent for acting."
Chun Yan laughed, "Are you mocking your mother? Alright, as long as Hua Lei becomes my daughter-in-law, Mother will cooperate with you."
"Definitely." Xi Ping then explained the specific plan to Chun Yan.
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Hua Lei specifically requested a separate room for her affair with Huang Yang.
That day, she spoke many things to Huang Yang, as excited as a little girl, but even she herself didn't know exactly what she said.
At dinner, Chunyan barely ate anything, while Hua Lei, on the contrary, ate a lot. After finishing, she pulled Huang Yang to her room.
When Hua Lei asked Huang Yang to sit on her bed, and she leaned on his shoulder, Huang Yang finally couldn't help but ask a substantial question: "Leilei, do you really like your senior brother?"
Hua Lei innocently replied, "Of course, Leilei has liked your senior brother since she was little."
Hua Lei moved away from Huang Yang's shoulder, turned her face to look at him quietly, and remained silent for a long time.
These were the words she had waited twenty years to say, yet now that they had come from Huang Yang's mouth, they felt very foreign to her.
To marry her senior brother? This was her childhood wish, and she had waited twenty years for these words. Now that he had said them, and she had heard them clearly, she couldn't answer for a moment.
Marry? Yes, when this word popped into her mind, an image of an extremely shameless young man flashed into her mind—this was certainly not her senior brother.
Huang Yang sighed, "Leilei, your senior brother is getting old. You need to think this through."
Hua Lei's thoughts were broken by Huang Yang, and she said softly, "Senior brother, you didn't want Leilei before?"
Huang Yang said, "Even now, I still see you as the little girl you were back then. I've loved two women in my life, but neither of them was you, because in my eyes, you were never a woman."
Hua Lei sighed softly, somewhat disappointed, and said, "Is that so?"
Huang Yang didn't answer, and Hua Lei didn't continue. The two fell silent.
In the silence, they heard Xi Ping's classic singing voice again. Hua Lei's delicate body trembled, and she went out to open the door, where she saw Xi Ping and Chun Yan.
Hua Lei angrily said, "Huang Xiping, in the middle of the night, are you trying to kill us with all this noise?"
Xiping smiled and said, "I'm so sorry to have disturbed Grandma and Dad's romantic moment."
Hua Lei had a knowing look on her face and said, "What are you doing here?"
"Good news!" Xiping walked into the room and said, "Come in and we'll talk."
Hua Lei gently closed the door and said, "Spit it out."
Xiping walked up to Huang Yang and said, "Dad, Mom has decided to let you marry Hua Lei. Isn't that good news?"
"What?" Huang Yang and Hua Lei exclaimed in unison.
Huang Yang continued, "Yan, is Grandma serious?"
Chunyan calmly replied, "She's waited for you for twenty years. It would be cruel to her not to marry you."
Huang Yang exclaimed, "How can that be?"
"Why not?" Xiping said confidently, "Hua Lei wouldn't be bad as my stepmother."
Huang Yang looked behind Xiping, then his expression suddenly changed, and he cried out, "Lei Lei, what's wrong, Grandma?"
Chunyan and Xiping turned around at the same time and saw Hua Lei standing there, looking dazed, her eyes unfocused.
Huang Yang quickly ran over and supported her swaying body, shaking her awake, saying, "Lei Lei, Grandma, don't scare your senior brother."
Hua Lei buried her face in Huang Yang's chest and sobbed loudly.
Huang Yang said, "Don't cry. Who bullied Grandma? Tell your senior brother."
"It was him!" Hua Lei left Huang Yang's embrace, pointing at Xi Ping with tears streaming down her face, and continued, "He bullied Lei Lei! Senior brother, you must stand up for Lei Lei! I will not forgive him! Waaah!"
Huang Yang was dumbfounded: When did his son bully her? How come he didn't know anything about it?
Chun Yan, however, knew perfectly well: Hua Lei had really fallen in love with her son.
Xi Ping sneered, "Hua Lei, you're framing me! I didn't even touch you, how could I be bullying you? Besides, I've already decided to make you my stepmother, so I won't touch you anymore."
Hua Lei stared at Xi Ping, tears streaming down her face. She threw herself at his chest, pounding on him, crying, "Yes, yes, you're bullying me!"
Xi Ping pushed her away and said to Chun Yan, who was standing to the side, "Mother, let's go back. Let Father stay here with her, otherwise she'll complain that I'm being unreasonable again."
"You're not allowed to leave!" Hua Lei nervously tugged at Xi Ping's clothes.
Without turning his head, Xiping said, "I'm not leaving. What am I doing here? I once wanted you to be my woman, but seeing how devoted you are to my father, I had no choice but to grant your wish. Please let go of my hand. You should be holding onto my father, not me!"
Xiping shook off her hand, pulled Chunyan along, and went out the door. Suddenly, he heard Huang Yang shout, "Ping'er, come back quickly! Hua Lei has fainted!"
Xiping turned around abruptly. Huang Yang was kneeling on the ground, holding Hua Lei, and pressing his finger on her philtrum.
Xi Ping ran over, just as Hua Lei woke up. She murmured to Xi Ping, "You don't want me anymore, you don't want your Lei Lei anymore, you're so cruel, Lei Lei's heart aches so much!"
Her hands weakly reached out to Xi Ping, begging for his embrace.
Xi Ping's heart ached. He knelt down and took her from Huang Yang's arms. At the same time, her hands wrapped around his back, hugging him tightly.
Xi Ping sighed, "Grandma always makes me worry."
Huang Yang stood up and said to Chun Yan, "Yan, let's go out."
The couple closed the door behind them.
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along the road, Huang Yang said, "Grandma and Ping'er conspired together, didn't they?"
Chunyan angrily retorted, "You old fool! My son and I discussed it, we didn't conspire. You're the one who wants to commit adultery with Hua Lei."
Huang Yang breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Luckily, Hua Lei loves my son, otherwise I would have suffered greatly. How could Grandma willingly let me marry Hua Lei? Last time I returned to Changchun Hall, I felt that Ping'er and Hua Lei were entangled. Back then, when Ping'er called her 'Auntie,' she was furious. Now I understand that Hua Lei..." She had fallen in love with Ping'er before, but she herself was unaware of it. "Yan, does Grandma know how Ping'er got involved with Hua Lei?"
Chunyan said, "It seems that your son molested her and forcibly bathed her. You can ask him for details later."
Huang Yang exclaimed in surprise, "What? Ping'er actually did such a thing?"
Chunyan put on an indifferent expression and said, "Is it worth making a fuss about? This kind of thing is extremely common for our son."
Huang Yang had no rebuttal.
What could he do when he had such a scoundrel son?

Chapter Two: The Performance of Love

Hua Lei's face was pale, and she stared blankly up at Xi Ping. This young man was holding her at this moment, gazing at her with concern, and said a very gentle sentence from his mouth: "I'm holding you!"
Yes, he was holding her.
Such a simple action, such a simple sentence, warmed her heart like spring.
She said slowly, "Aren't you leaving?"
Xi Ping smiled and said, "If you're willing to let me go, I'll leave. If you're not, I think I should stay."
Hua Lei suddenly found her strength and struggled several times, scolding, "You little rascal, what are you so smug about? If you want to leave, then leave. What's so great about it?"
Alas, women, being stubborn is a flaw they can never change.
"It's really nothing special, but I suddenly don't want to leave. How about I stay and keep you company tonight?"
Hua Lei was surprised by his words, her face turning pink. She said coquettishly, "Who wants to stay with you tonight?"
Xi Ping glared at her and shouted, "Isn't it you, Hua Lei? I thought you were keeping me here to offer yourself to me. It seems you don't mean that, leaving me disappointed. In that case, I'll go back first."
"You dare?" Hua Lei blurted out, regretting it as soon as she spoke. She changed the subject, "When did I keep you here?"
She had already forgotten that this ability of women was something men couldn't match. That's why only men were trustworthy, while women never really needed to keep their promises—they were too hard to remember, harder than giving birth, as women would say.
Xi Ping feigned deep thought and said, "Let me think, who was that old woman who grabbed my clothes just now?"
Hua Lei was furious and shouted, "Huang Xi Ping, how dare you call me an old woman?"
Her small fists began to strike Xi Ping's fragile body. Xi Ping quickly said, "You can hit me anywhere, just don't hit my face. I've already been beaten into a fatso today, I need to lose weight."
Hua Lei sneered, "Who told you to be so incompetent yet still pick fights? You're lucky you're not dead!"
Xi Ping said, "If I die, where will you find a husband?"
Hua Lei said, "I'm not getting married."
Xi Ping instantly regained his serious expression, stared at Hua Lei, and said earnestly, "Are you really determined to never get married?"
Hua Lei was stunned by his sudden seriousness, and after a long while, she said, "Carry me to the bed."
Xi Ping complied, carried her to the bed, and sat beside her. He said, “I’ve given you so much time to consider, and I’ve let you see my father again, so you can understand who you truly love. I know my father is the dream you’ve always held onto, but it’s not real. When I rashly entered your life, I became the real person in your life, that’s what I believe. Because I hurt you deeply in the past, almost causing me lifelong regret, I chose to make it up to you. Even if you still marry my father, I will do my best to fulfill your wish. In your mind, I may just be a baby, but in twenty years, your dream hasn’t changed, but the baby you once held has changed, becoming a real man, a strong man. This is the kind of man who, if you allow it, will turn you into a complete woman, tonight!”
Hua Lei didn’t know what to say and could only remain silent.
Xi Ping sighed softly, stood up, and walked towards the door.
Sitting on the bed, Hua Lei suddenly asked nervously, “Where are you going?”
Xi Ping didn’t answer.
Hua Lei said again, "You little slut, didn't you say you were going to turn me into a complete woman? Now you're leaving? You're lying, you're always lying to Lei Lei, I won't let you go!"
Hua Lei jumped off the bed and chased after him, but Xi Ping stopped.
She threw herself on Xi Ping's back and cried, hugging him from behind with her delicate hands, saying, "Lei Lei will give you anything, please don't leave, okay?"
"Who said I was leaving? I just locked the door from the inside, don't you think you should have locked the door first? Hmm, Lei Lei, be good?" Xi Ping laughed, so Hua Lei was really that eager for sex!
Hua Lei realized she had been tricked, and angrily let go of Xi Ping, kicking him a few times, saying indignantly, "You're not a good person, I'll kick you to death, you little rascal!"
Xi Ping turned around, and Hua Lei kicked him right in the groin. He immediately covered his groin with his hands and bent over, yelling in pain, his face contorted in agony.
Hua Lei cried out in alarm, "Xi Ping, what's wrong? Don't scare me!"
Xi Ping said through gritted teeth, "Lei Lei, you've ruined my manhood. I can never be your man again."
Hua Lei burst into tears again, bending down to pry Xi Ping's hands off, repeatedly saying, "Let me see, let me see!"
Xi Ping said, "I think you've kicked them out. This time, I'm definitely a eunuch. Alas, what a waste of my manhood, how can I be without testicles!"
"Let go! I'm a doctor! Let me see if there's any hope?!" In her panic, Hua Lei adopted the posture of a female doctor, almost forgetting to cry.
Xi Ping said, "I'll go to the bed. Help me unzip my pants and see if it can still be treated. Otherwise, they'll definitely tear you to shreds! Ouch, it hurts like hell!"
Xi Ping cried out in pain as he crouched down and climbed onto the bed, lying on his back. Hua Lei, without a second thought, unzipped his pants, only to find there wasn't a single scratch. She deftly probed his scrotum, finding his testicles intact. Just as she was wondering what was wrong, Xi Ping burst into uncontrollable laughter. She knew she'd been tricked by this bastard again, and in her anger, she grabbed his pubic hair and yanked it out hard.
Xi Ping sat up in pain, shouting, "Hua Lei, are you trying to kill me?"
Hua Lei retorted angrily, "You dare to play tricks on me time and time again? Plucking a few hairs is already being lenient!"
Xi Ping said, "A man can pluck hair from anywhere, but not from here. It's a great symbol of masculinity, as precious as a woman's virginity! If you dare pluck my hair, I'll take your virginity. I'm not one to do anything dishonest." He picked up Hua Lei, who was standing in front of the bed, and put her on the bed. He rolled over and pressed her down, saying, "Plucking feathers from a stingy man will make you pay a heavy price." Hua
Lei was so pressed down by Xi Ping that she couldn't breathe. She pushed against his chest with both hands and said, "You're so heavy, don't press me down. Let me be on top."
"You're quite proactive!" Xi Ping rolled over and pulled her onto his lap, laughing, "Lei Lei, what's next?"
Hua Lei blushed and said, "I don't know."
Xi Ping said, "How can that be? You're a doctor, how can you not know what to do next?"
Hua Lei retorted, "If I don't know, I don't know. If you keep talking nonsense, I won't come anymore." She leaned down, her delicate body pressed against Xi Ping's chest, her lips lightly biting his ear, and whispered, "You didn't talk so much nonsense with them before. I don't know, can't you teach me?"
Wait, how could I forget?
Xi Ping said, "I'll teach you! Lei Lei, help me take off my shirt, don't just take off my pants. We have all night, let's take it slow!"
That's right, so eager! A woman who hasn't had a man for over thirty years is bound to be like this, it's understandable.
Hua Lei spent some time helping Xi Ping remove his shirt. Xi Ping then said, "Lei Lei, you can take off all your clothes. If you find it troublesome, I can tear them up for you, how about that?"
"If you dare tear my clothes, I'll fight you to the death, you ill-mannered little rascal!" Hua Lei scolded Xi Ping as she sat up and undressed. Gradually, her fair and delicate body was revealed before Xi Ping's eyes.
Xi Ping looked at her calmly until she was completely naked before saying, "You're already over thirty, but your body is as tender as a little girl's. I really can't bear to hurt you!"
Hua Lei exclaimed, "I'm a little girl? When I held you, you were still breastfeeding!"
Xi Ping's hand covered her nipples, gently kneading them, and he laughed, "Did I drink your milk back then, dear Lei Lei?"
Hua Lei glared at him angrily and said, "I was only fourteen years old then, how could I have any milk for you to drink? You rascal, you've been bad since you were little, you did this to Qian'er—"
She didn't finish her sentence, but Xi Ping knew what she was going to say; Huang Yang had already told him. The woman named Hua Xiaoqian was perhaps the first woman in his life, yet she became Zhao Zihao's wife. What kind of woman was she? His memories of Hua Xiaoqian were blank. And Hua Xiaoqian, did she remember the baby boy who took her virginity?
Seeing him silent for so long, Hua Lei asked, "What's wrong? Are you angry because I called you bad?"
Xi Ping smiled, raised his head, pressed his face against her breasts, and sucked on her nipple.
She moaned, "Huang Xi Ping, you're not a child anymore."
Xi Ping pressed her back down on the bed, his lips covering hers, and gave her a long kiss, saying, "So you finally admit I'm a man?"
His hands caressed the tender flesh of Hua Lei's private parts. Hua Lei, stimulated by Xi Ping's wicked teasing and the impact of his masculine aura, felt her desire gradually ferment and intensify. Her hands involuntarily caressed Xi Ping's back, her breath hot against his ear, and she moaned softly.
Their bodies intertwined, Xi Ping's fingers probing her intimate parts, where the dew began to smell sweet. In the heat of passion, he said, "Lei Lei, I'm going to attack the city."
The next moment, Hua Lei clearly felt his cannon aimed at her city gate. Her delicate body trembled violently, her waist twisting a few times. She tried to push Xi Ping away, crying out, "No, I'm afraid of pain!"
Xi Ping sensed that her fear wasn't feigned and asked, "Lei Lei, why are you so afraid?"
Hua Lei stiffened and said, "I saw it when I was fourteen. That girl bled a lot. From that moment on, I've been very afraid, and this feeling is especially strong when I'm with you."
Xi Ping realized, "That girl was Hua Xiaoqian, and I was the one who made her bleed, right?"
"How do you know?" Hua Lei exclaimed in surprise. Xi Ping was just an infant then; how could he remember this?
Xi Ping laughed, "My dad told me."
Hua Lei exclaimed in surprise, "Your senior brother would tell you something like this? It seems he's not a good person either, otherwise he wouldn't have raised a lecher like you."
Xi Ping said, "My dad doesn't have that kind of ability. I heard him say that I was born that way, destined to be a lecher for life. Sigh, I can't help it, who told me to be so charming?"
Hua Lei pinched him and scolded, "Narcissist!"
Xi Ping kissed her cute little mouth and said softly, "Since you're afraid, I won't do it. It wouldn't be good if you cried and went around saying I bullied you."
Hua Lei was stunned for a moment, then whispered in his ear, "You want to run away at the last minute? No way! Let me be on top, I'll do it myself, maybe it won't hurt too much. You're too rough, people don't trust you!"
Xi Ping had no choice but to roll over and lie on his back, his manhood standing erect like an iron pillar. Hua Lei felt a little dizzy and frightened. A moment later, she bit her lip, straddled Xiping's lap, and grasped his penis with one hand, trying to insert it into her private parts. However, she stopped at the moment of contact.
Xiping thought she was still afraid and sighed. She said awkwardly, "I don't know where to put your thing!"
Alas, failure!
"You shouldn't be a doctor, you should be a nun!" Xiping pushed her down without saying a word, pressing her down like a mountain, his erect penis against her entrance, and shouted, "I've lost my patience!"
In that instant, his huge penis plunged into Hua Lei's depths. Hua Lei was not prepared at the time, and cried out in pain, gritting her teeth, cold sweat pouring from her nose.
She pressed her hands against Xiping's chest, crying, "No! Waaah, it hurts so much! You little slut, your thing is so big and so rough! You're not gentle at all! You're not allowed in here again!"
The moment Xiping entered Hua Lei, he felt that her passage was particularly narrow. Among all the women he had met, her capacity was the lowest. This might have something to do with her small mouth; no wonder she was so afraid of his large size. He felt her tender flesh tightly enveloping and squeezing him, and this incredibly tight feeling made him groan.
He ignored Hua Lei's protests and slowly moved rhythmically, saying, "Leilei, don't cry. It's bound to hurt a little at first, but it won't hurt next time."
Hua Lei resolutely said, "There will never be a next time! You bastard, why did it have to be so big? It hurts so much! Slow down! Oh, Huang Xiping, I'm going to kill you!"
Her delicate body twisted uncontrollably, but Xiping did not slow down as she requested. Instead, he became more and more violent. This woman in her thirties who had never been with a man before, her tight passage excited him immensely. He hadn't dared to act recklessly with the pregnant Wild Rose and You Zui these past few days, nor could he indulge in his passion with Xiao Yue. His long-suppressed desires erupted now on Hua Lei, the frenzied scene predictable. Hua Lei felt both pain and pleasure amplify simultaneously within her, a mixture of resistance and welcome!
Their bodies entangled and tumbled for a long time. Xi Ping's penis repeatedly thrust into Hua Lei's tender orifice, like a drill, drawing streams of clear fluid from her vaginal walls, wetting their genitals and dripping onto the sheets between their legs.
Poor sheets, always destined for such misfortune, repeatedly defiled by humankind.
God created humankind, and thus raped their will; humankind, in turn, created sheets, and thus raped them.
If Hua Lei hadn't sensed the tenderness in Xi Ping's heart, she would have thought she was being raped by the man on top of her. This crude man displayed his violent side even during sex, yet she grew increasingly drawn to his violent tendencies. Gentleness was the initial attraction, but what truly satisfied a woman in sex was the wild, animalistic invasion, whether painful or pleasurable—elements that drove women mad—ultimately, women loved a man's violence.
Hua Lei knew that men with the Nine Yang Body were very powerful in this area, but she hadn't expected them to be so powerful as to be unacceptable. As a female doctor, she had a deep understanding of human anatomy and function, but this man's anatomy in a certain area was very different from what she knew, and his performance was also different. What man could persist in this for so long? Was this the terrifying aspect of the Nine Yang Body? Moreover, his member could be thick or thin, long or short, and when he entered her body, she could even feel a connection with him telepathically? She liked this feeling!
Hua Lei sighed, "I finally understand why you can have so many women at the same time. You're terrifying, you're not human!"
"No way, if I weren't human, how could I do this with you?" Xi Ping thrust relentlessly, pushing Hua Lei to the peak of lust, but he wasn't satisfied. He suggested, "Lei Lei, how about I make it bigger?"
Hua Lei cried out, "I'll fight you to the death!"
"Fight to the death then, let's fight to the death in bed tonight, haha!"
Xi Ping was extremely pleased with himself, his penis inside Hua Lei suddenly growing larger. Hua Lei's delicate body shook wildly, unable to withstand Xi Ping's fierce thrusts, she fell into a frenzied coma in the next moment. As always, once the woman reached the peak of lust, Xi Ping's ultimate climax followed, a thick stream of hot semen shooting into Hua Lei's life, then he held Hua Lei's slender body and lay flat on the bed, letting Hua Lei lie on top of him.
He kissed Hua Lei's sweaty forehead for a long time, gently calling, "Lei Lei, wake up!"
Hua Lei didn't wake up quickly. He slapped her firm, white buttocks, and she reacted slightly. He increased the force and slapped her buttocks again.
Hua Lei cried out in pain, "Ouch, you little rascal, don't hit my bottom! It hurts!"
Xi Ping laughed, "Weren't you going to fight me? How come you fell asleep so quickly?"
Hua Lei retorted, "You ox, you're tireless, but I'm exhausted. You knew I was asleep, yet you still woke me up? And with violence at that! What are you trying to do?"
Xi Ping smiled and teased her, "Lei Lei, shall we do it again?"
Hua Lei resolutely refused, "No way."
"This time I'll be 100% gentle,"
Xi Ping promised, but who would believe him? Not even a fool would!
Hua Lei, naturally, didn't believe him either, and retorted, "It hurts so much down there! No matter how gentle you are, I won't do it with you a second time tonight! I swear I'll never give in!" She struggled to get up, but her whole body was too weak to move.
Xi Ping gently held her, laughing, "Don't move around. If you move, you'll arouse me. If you want to get through the rest of the night peacefully, you'd better stay quiet, okay?"
Hua Lei said worriedly, "Unless you swear you won't violate me again tonight!"
"Alright!" Xi Ping said helplessly, "I'll take advantage of you again when you're better. I'll be very careful."
Damn it, this kid, he's repeating his famous line again. What careless? Bullshit!
Hua Lei finally believed him—actually, she couldn't trust anything this little man said. It was really hard for her to believe him!
Xi Ping pinched her delicate nose and laughed, "Why were you sober up just as I was about to violate you last time?"
Hua Lei scolded, "You dare bring that up? You went crazy on them then, wanting to ruin their clean bodies with that horrible thing. Of course, I couldn't accept that. Also, next time you want to violate someone, please take a shower first."
"Strange?" Xi Ping stared at Hua Lei with surprise, "You shouldn't have thought about these things back then. After all, your intelligence is only that of a little girl. Even Xue'er is better than you!" Hua Lei
retorted angrily, "Aren't little girls afraid of that bastard of yours?"
Xi Ping pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, "You were sober from beginning to end, weren't you? Your temporary amnesia and intellectual decline during that period were all an act, weren't they?"
Hua Lei was speechless.
Xi Ping continued, "Xiao Man and your parents-in-law all know, and they conspired with you to deceive me, right?"
"So what if they do?" Hua Lei admitted it bluntly, "You little rascal, how dare you bully Lei Lei! If I don't show you what I'm capable of, you'll think I'm easy to bully."
Xi Ping was exasperated and said, "I see, you're amazing! Why didn't you continue acting? To be honest, your acting was extremely realistic, you deserve a Best Performance Award. It's a real shame you're not an actor."
Hua Lei timidly asked, "Are you angry?"
"Damn it!" Xi Ping roared, "I wanted to beat you up! What's so funny about you? Do you know how much my heart ached back then? I thought you were an idiot, worrying for so long."
"Lei Lei will make it up to you, really, please believe me?" Hua Lei pressed her face against his chest and cried softly.
Xi Ping sighed, "Give me a reason, not necessarily a logical one, just one that I like to hear."
Hua Lei said softly, "I don't know why I lied to you. I only know that if I don't do this, there will be no way to make amends. This is the only way I can keep clinging to you and get you to accept me. You know, when you smashed the wooden figure and left, Lei Lei's heart ached so much because Lei Lei was afraid you really wouldn't come back; but when you knelt before me the next day, my heart ached too, because your grief at that time made Lei Lei feel sorry for you. But, Lei Lei liked how much you cared about me, and I also loved your domineering nature at that time."
"What?" Xi Ping lifted her face in surprise, staring at her, and said, "You mean you fell in love with me before that?"
Hua Lei felt her face burning and said, "Who loved you? I was angry with you then!"
"Oh? Annoyance is also a form of love." Xi Ping brushed her loose hair back and asked, "Why have you tormented me for so long?"
Hua Lei calmly replied, "I didn't want to torment anyone, but perhaps I really have tormented you. The one I've truly tormented is myself. I was raised by your father since I was little. When I was thirteen, I realized I had a special feeling for him. By the time I was fourteen, he had left Changchun Hall. I hadn't confessed to him, and I didn't even have time to grow up. He left me with a long-lasting memory. For so many years, I've been hoping for his return, but he hasn't come back. Instead, his son has returned first." She sighed softly, staring intently at Xi Ping. Her tone changed, and she scolded, "You little rascal, you came back and went to someone's bathhouse to molest them."
Xi Ping laughed, "That's not molestation, it's called temporary service. I've already served you while you showered, what more do you want?"
Of all the people in Huanshan Village who couldn't be broken by a cannon, he was the most classic. Si Gou was second to last.
"However, he returned, but Leilei couldn't recapture the feeling she once had. Perhaps it was because he had aged, or perhaps it was because my heart had unknowingly changed over the years. Facing him again no longer stirred my emotions, thus fulfilling a wish. Conversely, facing you, you bastard, my heart couldn't find peace. Perhaps it was this feeling that made me realize your immeasurable weight in my heart. I don't know if I love you, so I'd rather choose to love your father again, after all, I waited for him for twenty years, which is not a short time. All of this was shattered by you again. When you smashed the wooden figure and left, I really wanted to disregard..." "I could keep you here, but I dare not. Even disregarding age, just the fact that you are Xiaoman's husband should give me hope. Yet I am unwilling. I have waited twenty years for your father to fulfill an empty dream; I cannot suffer for another twenty years for losing you. You said I am over thirty and should find a man; you also said I am your woman, and since you want me to find a man, I will find you. I am too lazy to find another man. Besides, I don't trust other men. You are the one I have held; even if you are bad, I will feel more at ease."
Xi Ping was dumbfounded: Hua Lei was indeed ruthless. If she were to treat someone, that person would definitely die—the drug was too strong, sigh!
He sighed, "You pretended to be an idiot just to get me?"
Did you even need to ask? Stupid! Hua Lei said, "Don't be so smug. I had another thought back then: with all your flaws and your wicked nature, I'd grow to hate you more and more when I was with you, and I'd find myself in a dilemma. I told my older brother and sister-in-law about this, and they agreed. But when I told Xiaoman, she just smiled. Later, I realized I was such an idiot, forcing myself to listen to your lousy songs. What's most annoying is that I gave you countless opportunities to do bad things to others."
Xi Ping asked, bewildered, "If I'm so awful, why do you love me so much more?"
Hua Lei rolled her eyes: "Because I want to hate you for the rest of my life!"
"Hate me and then follow me?" Xi Ping asked suspiciously.
Hua Lei nodded seriously and said, "Yes, that's exactly it."
Xi Ping suddenly suggested, "Leilei, let's sing?"
Crazy! Singing in the middle of the night?
Hua Lei thought this man was beyond saving and angrily said, "If you ever dare to sing in front of me again, I'll give you some medicine to drink and make you mute."
"I'll fight you to the death!" Perhaps it was contagious, Xi Ping naturally inherited Hua Lei's linguistic traits. Alas, humans usually catch some kind of disease through this kind of intercourse.
Hua Lei giggled, her body gently writhing against Xi Ping's, her breath sweet as orchids, "Xi Ping, will you bathe me tomorrow morning?"
Xi Ping sighed, "No energy." He paused, then added, "If it's a bath together, I'll have energy."
"No way." Hua Lei rejected his lewd thoughts but didn't allow him to refuse, commanding, "Tomorrow you must bathe me, and you're not allowed to do anything else while bathing. If you violate me while bathing, I'll fight you to the death!"
Fight to the death again?!
Alas, people at night have contracted a madness—always looking for someone to fight to the death.
A terrible sexually transmitted disease.
Being woken up by Hua Xiaobo was something Xi Ping hadn't anticipated. When Hua Lei saw Hua Xiaobo, her face turned as red as the morning sun.
Hua Xiaobo looked at Hua Lei lying in bed, then at Xi Ping in front of him, and after a long while said, "Should I call you brother-in-law or uncle?"
Xi Ping cursed, "Damn it, once you're used to calling someone, can you change it? Of course, it's brother-in-law. You dare call me uncle? What kind of person am I? Am I that old?"
Hua Xiaobo said, "Brother-in-law is right, but you slept with my aunt!"
Xi Ping jumped up like a monkey and shouted, "You're so rude! Which eye of yours saw me sleeping with your aunt? She's sleeping with me. This is called an old cow eating young grass, don't you understand?"
"Huang Xi Ping, are you trying to kill me!" Hua Lei protested reflexively from the bed.
Hua Xiaobo said, "Brother-in-law, I understand. I was 'eaten' by Leng Jingying once, sigh!"
Xi Ping cursed again, "Damn it! Why don't you say you 'ate' her? You slept with my mother-in-law, and you're still sighing? Don't you want a beating?"
"No! I admit it, I 'ate' her, just say it's like a young cow eating old grass." Hua Xiaobo said this, but in his heart he thought: Didn't you also 'eat' my aunt? Why say it's my aunt who ate you? There's no justice in this world!
Xi Ping then said, "Hua Xiaobo, don't keep your objections to yourself, or I'll knock some on your head. So, what's the rush to see me?"
Hua Xiaobo immediately perked up and exclaimed, "Brother-in-law is so clever! He knew I had something to say. Those housewives went out shopping early this morning. We heard there are plenty of beautiful women in Longcheng, so we're thinking of going out to try our luck and bring back a few. And of course, you'd be indispensable for something like that, brother-in-law, you're a top expert!"
Xi Ping immediately turned around, grabbed a bronze mirror, looked at his face, and laughed, "Thank goodness, you've almost recovered."
Hua Xiaobo said, "Brother-in-law's recovery ability is unmatched! Last night you were a complete idiot, and this morning you're back to your handsome self. Let's go out and pick up girls right away, brother-in-law, what do you say?"
"What do you mean? Of course we're going!" He put a hand on Hua Xiaobo's shoulder and prepared to leave.
Hua Lei shouted, "Huang Xiping, you womanizer! My injury hasn't even healed yet, and you're already talking about picking up girls in front of me? I won't care about that, but you have to take a bath for me before you're allowed to leave."
Hua Xiaobo said, "So troublesome?"
Xiping said, "Now you finally know how annoying your aunt is, right? Besides, the fact that she can say something like this out loud shows that she's shameless enough, which proves that I was forced last night."
Being forced to have sex with an annoying woman is really a shameful thing, and Hua Xiaobo felt extremely sorry for Xiping, but he couldn't help her, so he chose to run away—that was his forte.
"Brother-in-law, we're heading out now. We'll find some beautiful women to share, and we won't forget to give you some. I'm leaving now, so Auntie is in your care. This is on behalf of my grandparents, haha!"
Hua Xiaobo dashed out, leaving Xi Ping muttering to himself, "This kid, he's talking like a dead man?"
"Huang Xi Ping, you dead man, are you standing at the door in the cold wind? Aren't you coming over to carry me to the shower?" With Hua Xiaobo gone, Hua Lei became even more unrestrained.
Xi Ping walked back dejectedly, saying, "It's not like we're taking a bath together, just thinking about it makes me lose interest."
Hua Lei chuckled, saying, "Not now, but after I recover, you can do whatever you want! You little rascal, last night was my first time, can't you be a little more understanding? You know how amazing you are!"
"Really?" Xi Ping immediately became excited, picked Hua Lei up in his arms, and shouted, "Lei Lei, you're so great! I'll endure it, I'll go with you to take a bath right now. Sigh, Ai Yu is at Changchun Hall, it would be even better if Ai Yu joined us later, Ai Yu was won over by my bathing."
Then he vividly described the scene of him bathing with Ai Yu, and kept demonstrating it on Hua Lei, making Hua Lei's desire surge. When they actually took a bath, she was inevitably raped by this shameless scoundrel again. Afterwards, she realized a lesson: never believe what this little man says.
Xi Ping carried the drowsy Hua Lei back to bed, and after she had settled down, he left the room, intending to find Hua Xiaobo and the others in Longcheng. Unexpectedly, he ran into Wang Yufen, whose two pretty maids were surprisingly not with her.
Xi Ping greeted her with a smile, "Mother-in-law, are you alone?"
"Yes," Wang Yufen replied, "Qingfeng went to the Earth Alliance on business, and they all went out too. I wanted some peace and quiet, so I stayed behind. Why didn't you go out with them?"
Xi Ping said, "I'm used to sleeping in late, and I'm just about to go out now." He answered casually, making it clear from the start—clever! Of course, he couldn't say that he'd been messing around with Hua Lei all this time.
Wang Yufen said, "Oh? You have a habit of sleeping in late?"
Xi Ping honestly replied, "Often."
He wasn't allowed to sleep at night, so he wasn't allowed to sleep during the day either? He felt that sleeping in late was a good habit he could never change. With so many wives, he inevitably had to work overtime at night; how could he not sleep in late?
Wang Yufen said, "If you want to go out, I won't stop you. Have fun."
Xi Ping smiled and said, "Thank you, Mother-in-law. There's not much people in this courtyard. Could you please look after Hua Lei for me?"
Wang Yufen looked at Xi Ping in surprise and said, "Hua Lei?!" "
She's your precious son-in-law's woman. She just gave herself to love last night and is having trouble moving around. If you're free, Mother-in-law, could you please take care of her for me?" Xi Ping had already walked past Wang Yufen, but upon hearing her question, he turned back to explain.
Wang Yufen finally understood and agreed to her son-in-law's request, but she was confused: Hua Lei, isn't she Hua Chukai's sister? How come Hua Chukai's daughter and sister are both his women?
This world is truly confusing.

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