A Romantic Detective in the Qing Dynasty [Complete] - 1

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The first book in the first volume of the first chapter of "Five Years of Reunion"

—what kind of book is this? Who are you trying to smear? What kind of charming detective are you? Am I charming? If I were charming, I'd still be a virgin. If I were charming, I'd never even dated a woman. What's the big deal? I've just started a "hunting" operation! What's the big deal? Haven't you heard that men should marry when they're old enough and women should marry when they're old enough? When a man and a woman get together, how can things not be interesting?

What, is it worth it? Are you blind? Look at the woman in front of me, isn't she worth pursuing? If this were me, and I didn't let you pursue her, you'd jump off a building! Have you seen that ancient poem about the daughter of the neighbor? "Adding an inch would be too long, subtracting an inch would be too short," that phrase is so perfect, but it's a pity it was written for the wrong person. The phrase was wasted on her. If it were written for Huang Fei, that would be just right! Only a fool wouldn't want to pick up such a beautiful policewoman!

What imperial concubine? Don't get it wrong! The "huang" in "red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple" isn't the "huang" of emperors, and the "fei" in "fragrant blossoms" is

n't the "fei" of concubines! What kind of person are you, always thinking about those bourgeois ladies and young women? Ah, right, the ladies and mistresses of feudal society! Today, this first step of our womanizing operation has basically been a resounding success. Look, on the mountain path, a young couple is walking by—what are you laughing at? Don't you writers of romantic tales all start like this?

I had a stroke of luck today; our case involves a strange bullet, and we need to consult Lin Yan, our country's famous weapons expert. Director Zhang asked me to go to Motianling, over eighty miles away, to bring this expert to do a technical assessment. I packed my bag and was about to set off. What are you staring at? You think going to Motianling is as simple as taking a bus on the highway? Let me tell you, you can take the bus, but that's not included in the distance. After getting off, there's still over eighty miles of mountain road; we might have to camp on the mountain. Can you manage without luggage and food and drink? Actually, I'm not that delicate, needing everything to be perfectly arranged; that's for my queen. That day, I turned to leave the old director's office when he called me back: "It's inconvenient for you to go alone, we need to assign you a female colleague! Oh, you need someone suitable, so you can choose!"

I'm shameless. Hearing about this easy opportunity, I immediately set my sights on it: "Really, I can choose?" "What are you saying? I'm a big director, when have I ever gone back on my word? Just tell me, whoever you want! I guarantee no rejection!" Director Zhang patted his big belly, assuring me.

I seized the opportunity and immediately said, "I don't want anyone else, I only want the newcomer, Huang Fei!"

Director Zhang was stunned. This young woman was the provincial women's Sanda champion, a top student who graduated from Harbin Shipbuilding Institute, and incredibly beautiful. Director Zhang had gone to great lengths to get her into the police force. He treated her like a precious treasure, afraid of hurting her. And here I was, completely outmaneuvering him! Afraid of things going wrong, I quickly added, "Then forget it, don't put the director in a difficult position!"

My words actually put him in a bind again, and he patted his belly, "Alright, you're lucky!" Speaking of

this policewoman, it really felt like fate between us. I remember the day the young men in the police force heard that a young policewoman had been assigned to the bureau, they all ran out like ducks. I didn't know what was going on, and I followed them into the courtyard in a daze. Who told me to be so fast? I darted ahead of them in a few strides, and before I could even figure out what was happening, I bumped into someone and fell right into my arms. My mind raced; afraid of hurting them, I instinctively grabbed them, closed my eyes, and fell backward! *Thud*, I landed hard on the ground, a sharp pain shooting through my tailbone, and sweat broke out on my back!

Luckily, the person I bumped into wasn't seriously injured; they were lying on top of me, definitely unharmed.

Before I even opened my eyes, I'd already incurred the wrath of the group. My usual buddies, who usually risked their lives for me, were now cursing: "Da Long, you're such a lecher! She just got here and you're already trying to take advantage? Let go!"

"You might not be good at anything else, but you're a master at picking on women!"

Still dazed from the fall, I barely opened my eyes and saw—oh my god, a pair of beautiful, big eyes so close to me, blinking and staring at me. Am I really that handsome? Enough to make you look at me like that? Huh, why is she so soft? I looked again and was horrified! I'd really messed up. A stunningly beautiful policewoman was clinging to me, her high, firm breasts pressed tightly against my chest. One of my large hands was wrapped tightly around her slender waist, my fingers pressing precisely on her soft nipples, while my other hand caressed her round, soft buttocks. My lips were pressed against her delicate, rosy mouth in a passionate bear-like embrace and kiss.

Damn it, I'm definitely doomed! I was expecting a slap from the girl, a scolding from my colleagues, and a severe reprimand from the boss—but unexpectedly, the young policewoman burst out laughing: "Brother Long, you're quite the fighter! I thought you'd crush me half to death, but after all that, I got a super big mattress! It's so soft and comfortable!"

She climbed off me and even reached out her little hand to pull me up. Ugh, I don't know why I was so unlucky; I jumped up in fright and ran away like a duck, disappearing into the office and never daring to come out again.

Because of this unforgettable meeting, I kept avoiding the young policewoman, but the more I avoided her, the faster my desire grew. The more I thought about that softness, the more I wanted to be with her. Today, I gritted my teeth and brought it up!

Now I'm in big trouble. Normally quite popular, I've instantly become the enemy of all the guys in the team.

"Big Rugby" (that's what the guys in the team call me ever since that bear hug) actually tried to make a move on the young policewoman, which infuriated her group of fans. As I was getting ready to pack my bag, those guys would intentionally or unintentionally bump into me, nudge me, kick me, glare at me, and some even said, "Take it easy, don't ruin this beautiful flower!"

Damn it, how can you pick a flower without rubbing it? How can you get the flower if you don't pick it? Wouldn't it be a waste for you perverts if you didn't get it? Now I've figured it out, when it's time to strike, strike hard and conquer the world!

Once we got off the highway, we had to go into the mountains. The mountains here are full of ravines and ridges, very difficult to traverse. The terrain is rugged and winding, with rocks everywhere. We had to cross rivers, wade through streams, and climb steep hills. I was worried that the pretty girl wouldn't be able to keep up, but to my surprise, she didn't fall behind at all that day! She just kept a serious face, hurrying ahead of me on the mountain path, as if I owed her a fortune!

Damn it, do you think I'm that bad? Were you just acting the day I fell?

Actually, I'm quite handsome, with a long, thin face, sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, and a height of 1.8 meters. I have broad shoulders, a wasp waist, and a muscular build—the bodybuilding type. My only flaw is that my skin is extremely fair; it's the kind of fair that never tans. Elsewhere, she'd be a heartthrob, a killer beauty, but not in our criminal investigation team. Even though I'm a top graduate from police academy, with a master's degree and a master's cap, and I'm number one in both marksmanship and martial arts, I'm still just a pretty boy, a symbol of being all looks and no substance.

But if she ignores me, I have to respond, otherwise all my hard-earned opportunities to woo her will be wasted.

"Feifei, let me carry your things!" I offered, offering help for no reason.

"No need, I need to exercise!" she said in a sweet voice, but her words were cold.

We were about to climb a mountain, so I rushed ahead, extending my hand in a heart shape, but she didn't even look at me, grabbing onto the rocks and climbing. Damn, she's pretty stubborn, I like that!

What's the third rule for wooing girls? Have unwavering perseverance, even if you fail a thousand times, dare to try again a thousand and one times! Ten thousand and one times! One hundred thousand and one times! Never give up, keep trying until you succeed!

The opportunity finally arrived. Comrade Lin Yan went up to Motianling to collect herbs, and it would probably take him at least ten days to half a month to come down. I had to go up the mountain to find him! She couldn't not go up the mountain; if she did, I would have to pull her, support her, and carry her on my back.

Those jinxes, always saying things like "Don't hurt her," and sure enough, we had only reached halfway up when she tumbled down the cliff. She was alright, thanks to the thin rope tied around my waist, but she twisted her ankle and couldn't walk anymore, so she ended up on my back!

Actually, I do have a tender heart, and when I saw the steep cliffs of the mountain, I immediately said, "Feifei, don't go up. The path is difficult; don't fall!"

But she has a natural stubbornness; the more I said no, the more she wanted to try. She ignored me, straightened her clothes and shoes, and led the way up the mountain.

I was genuinely afraid she'd slip and fall, so I immediately said, "Let's tie ourselves together with a little rope, just in case I lose my grip, you can pull me up!"

Hearing this, she chuckled, "You're really good at talking, saying the opposite of what you mean! Okay, I'll give you a break!" And so we tied ourselves together. Well, my grand plan to woo her has taken another step forward!

Chapter Two: The Alluring Moonlight With

my queen's decree, I took a small nylon rope from my backpack, tied it around her waist first, then around mine, and we climbed the mountain, one in front of the other. Looking at this scene, I couldn't help but chuckle: a red thread, tying me here, connecting you there, you can't escape, and I can't jump away. Whether it's a predestined fate from a past life or deep affection in this one, we'll dream of being a pair of lovebirds together, and ascend to the Cloud Terrace! Before

my spring dream was even halfway through, I felt a tightening around my waist, a powerful pull almost dragging me down the mountain. I knew something was wrong; my beautiful little sister was in trouble! I frantically clung to a rock, afraid to move, and slowly steadied myself on the stone, regaining my balance. I knew that my life was now in the hands of two people! After a while, everything stabilized, and I looked back to see the pretty girl still dangling in mid-air, her hands gripping the rope tightly, her legs kicking wildly, her face pale with fright!

I hurriedly said, "Don't panic, let go of the rope, hey, grab that rock next to you, hey, that's right! Push off that rock with your foot. Hey, what happened? Did you twist your ankle? Don't panic, hold onto the rope, push off the rock with your foot, I'll pull you up!" As I spoke, I took the things off my back, tied them around my waist, and then pulled the girl to my side with both hands, whispering, "Don't be afraid, stretch out your arms, hug my neck, I'll carry you up!"

The girl looked ashamed: "I accidentally kicked that rock off, can you carry me?"

"No problem, we train with 130 kilograms of weight when we climb mountains, you're not that heavy!" I thought to myself, "It depends on who I'm carrying. Carrying a beautiful woman to climb a mountain, I feel light and strong, carrying a dinosaur, my legs tremble and I fall down! Now I'm carrying a stunningly beautiful woman, how could I be tired? Only a fool would be tired!"

The girl stretched out her hands, hugged my neck, and pressed her body against me.

She gasped for breath, while I nearly had a nosebleed.

What, pathetic? You tell me, when those two chubby little breasts suddenly pressed against your back so tenderly, how could you not feel dizzy! Besides, her two jade-like arms were tightly wrapped around my neck, her little face pressed against mine, her fragrant breath filling my nostrils—how could you not react? If you didn't react, you'd be crazy!

I used every ounce of strength I had, sweating profusely, to finally reach the top of Motian Ridge.

I was stunned, breathless: this ridge was enormous, an endless sea of trees and vines, stretching as far as the eye could see. Finding someone here was harder than finding a needle in a haystack!

But even if it was difficult, I had to find her; I couldn't give up, or the beauty would look down on me!

I lifted her up a bit, picked up my backpack with one hand, and put the other behind my back, supporting her little bottom.

My god, that softness almost made my nose bleed again!

I carried my little sister all over the mountain, searching until it was pitch black, until the moon seemed to laugh at my stupidity, until mosquitoes swarmed my face, until my legs were throbbing. Only then did I stop at my sister's command.

"Xiangyu (haha, I forgot to tell you, my name is Long Xiangyu), let's find a place to rest for a while, and look for him again at dawn. It'll be easier to find him then!" the girl said softly.

I found a flat spot, put down my backpack, let my pretty little sister sit on it, then picked up my Swiss Army knife, cut a large bundle of grass, spread it out, took a roe deer skin from my backpack, laid it on the grass, then took out a new sheet and laid it on top of the skin. I rolled up my clothes to make a pillow, put it down, and then took out a new blanket and placed it on the ground. Only then did I carry the little policewoman onto the ground.

Good heavens, there are so many mosquitoes in the mountains! A yellowish swarm, buzzing and refusing to leave. The little girl frowned and said, "Why are there so many things? Can we rest here?"

I smiled, and as if by magic, produced a ball of white gauze, placed it on the little policewoman's head, and then with a shake, wrapped her up in the gauze. Then, I pulled at the four corners, and a mosquito net appeared in front of her.

Amidst the little girl's giggles, I pulled the strings and secured the mosquito net to four small trees.

Everything was arranged, and I climbed into the mosquito net, sat next to Huang Fei, and took her foot, placing it on my thigh. She gently struggled, her face slightly flushed, but ultimately let me hold it. I took off her shoes and socks, and saw that her ankle was red and swollen. I skillfully massaged her injured foot.

Her legs were slender and long, her small, delicate feet were exquisitely beautiful, and had a faint fragrance! I leaned down and smelled it; it smelled very much like the natural body odor described in books—very pleasant. I massaged her foot for a while, and unintentionally ran my little finger across the sole of her foot. Her toe twitched. I looked up and saw that her eyes were closed, but her face was even redder. My heart skipped a beat; she must have been peeking! Thinking this, I lowered my head again and gently massaged the injured area. Seeing that the swelling had gone down, I grabbed her ankle with one hand and her foot with the other, and twisted it hard. With

a crack, the dislocated ankle bone was back in place. The girl screamed in pain, wrapped her arms tightly around my neck, pressed her face against mine, and cried silently, tears streaming down my face. Her foot was stiff and taut. After a long while, she gradually calmed down, and her foot slowly relaxed. She leaned against me, closed her eyes, and moaned softly in enjoyment. I gently asked, "Feifei, are you feeling better now?"

She nodded and softly asked, "How did you learn osteopathy?"

"Our police academy makes these subjects compulsory, just like you all have to study ship design! The teachers say it's to enhance self-rescue capabilities! We're not allowed to bring so many personal items during training; we're required to use whatever we can find to create our own survival conditions!" I wasn't going to be foolish enough to forget to brag a little in front of the pretty girl!

"Then why did you bring so much this time?" The girl tilted her head mischievously, looking at me. In the moonlight, I could only see her pair of sparkling eyes.

I laughed, "That's probably the beauty effect! You haven't received any survival training, and you're so delicate. If you got sick or something, your bodyguards at the bureau would eat me alive!"

Hearing me say that, the girl chuckled, "So you're a member of the bodyguards too?"

Her laughter was so bright that I almost thought it was dawn! No wonder people say a smile can topple a city; a beautiful woman's smile really does have that much charm!

I shook my head: "I'm the exception in our bureau; I don't belong to that 'corps'!"

The girl was taken aback, looking at me with deep surprise: "Why?"

I smiled: "We kissed on your first day here, so of course I can't be considered part of that peripheral organization!"

The girl smiled shyly, murmuring, "You're quite good at planning for yourself!" Then, as if remembering something, she sighed heavily, "If someone relies on others for protection, it might work for a day or two, but who can protect you for a lifetime? You still have to rely on yourself!"

I immediately said, "As long as you trust me, I'm willing to take on this responsibility, and I can withstand the test of time!"

Hearing my blatant confession, the girl smiled brightly, waved her hand, and said, "Go look for someone again, but don't take too long. Come back and rest! This mosquito net is quite big; when you get back, squeeze in together and sleep!"

Hearing her words, I was stunned. Did she accept my confession, or was she changing the subject? Squeezing in together to sleep—aren't you afraid I'll take advantage of you? I thought about it, but I still consciously withdrew from the mosquito net.

I tucked my gun into my waistband, grabbed a stick, and walked forward in the dim moonlight. The moonlight was alluring

. Looking back, I saw the girl taking off her outer garment inside the mosquito net. My heart fluttered: "She asked me to come back and squeeze in to sleep with her, and then she took off her outer garment—is she going to offer herself to me?" My heart was burning with desire, almost uncontrollable. I really wanted to rush back and embrace her passionately! But I walked on, stumbling forward. I didn't have the courage to pluck this delicate little flower! I wandered aimlessly through the woods, my mind in turmoil: Go back? Walk? Walk? Go back? No, I can't just pick her flower like that. What if she gets angry? I'll lose her forever! The mosquitoes were so thick, biting me all over, my body burning. I really should crawl into that mosquito net and enjoy its warm fragrance! Damn it, how did I turn back? I can already vaguely see that white mosquito net ahead! Chapter Three: The Romantic Scenery of Tianchi Thick clouds billowed in the sky, obscuring the moon. The woods grew even darker, and the path became even more difficult to see. I relied entirely on the blurry white mosquito net to grope my way back to the policewoman's mosquito net. The closer I got, the more my heart pounded. Should I go pick the flower, or stay and watch over her? I was torn! But I also knew clearly that if I missed today, future opportunities would be few and far between! That girl was so outstanding, and there were so many elites in her escort team; my chances as a lowly policeman were incredibly slim! The mosquitoes buzzed, urging me to decide quickly. Should I stay and let them feast, or hide in her boudoir and enjoy some bliss? Of course, they would welcome me staying outside, providing them with a free dinner! Damn it, I wasn't that stupid. I gritted my teeth, lifted the mosquito net, and crawled inside. Although it was dark and I couldn't see much, I could feel that she had indeed left half a sleeping area for me. I quickly pulled off the blanket and slipped into her bed. I must have startled her; she shifted slightly, her little bottom curling back against me, then she drifted off to sleep with soft snores. She was so tired—a delicate little flower, walking so much today, how could she not be exhausted? I reached out and hugged her: Good heavens, she was only wearing a bikini! Her plump breasts pressed against my hands. My erection instantly hardened, plunging into her buttocks, pressing against her mound. The soft sensation spread throughout my body, and I couldn't help but shiver. Just then, her little bottom shifted again, she mumbled something indistinct, and then snores resumed. Was she really asleep? Or pretending? Yes, girls are never willing to take the initiative in these matters; her repeated thrusting of her little bottom was clearly telling me she was letting me have my way! Wouldn't it be too pathetic for me to hesitate now? Thinking this, I reached out and pulled down the girl's panties, pulled her into my arms, and thrust forward. With a "plop," my penis was fully inside her. Wow, so tight! The girl screamed, struggling to sit up, kicking and scratching. I couldn't hesitate any longer. I grabbed her arms, spread them apart, and climbed on top of her, starting to thrust—the girl cried and cursed, but I didn't care. The die was cast, and I had to go! Gradually, the girl stopped struggling, only humming softly through her nose, her little bottom wiggling—I took her three times in a row, until she finally cried out loudly, "Ah, ah, ah, it's so full! It's stuck in my throat!" Then she stopped moving and crying out. I knew she had fallen asleep! I loosened my grip on her, turned her over, and tried to cuddle with her to sleep. But then, she suddenly kicked me out of the mosquito net with all her might. Damn, my butt hurt terribly from the fall, and to make matters worse, the mosquitoes swarmed over, biting and stinging me relentlessly until I was covered in a thick layer of welts! Before I could even get up, Huang Fei leaped out of the net, straddled me, and started throwing punches. Good heavens, was she trying to kill me?! I scrambled off her and ran, with her chasing after me, yelling and cursing: "You big bad guy, you lecher! Why did you ruin my virginity that I've kept for thirty years? Give me back my innocence!" Damn it, am I making a fool of myself? I don't even know my own age anymore! When did this pretty young woman in her early twenties become a thirty-year-old idiot? I ran while secretly chuckling to myself! After running for a while, my amusement vanished: "Did I mistake her for someone else? Her voice doesn't sound like Huang Fei's. And Xiao Feifei's breasts don't seem that big, do they?" But I immediately dismissed this thought: "Where would so many women come from deep in the forest?" The scene was truly bizarre; two young people running around naked in the mountains, it was like something out of an adult film! Oh no, I was so focused on running that I wasn't watching where I was going, and somehow I ended up in the water! I wanted to stop, but the woman's shouts behind me were getting closer: "You big bad guy, give me back my innocence!" There was no other way; with the lake in front and pursuers behind, weighing the risks, I decided to run. It was better than falling into the hands of a crazy woman! Damn, Huang Fei is really scary when she gets angry! I splashed towards the water, and Huang Fei stopped chasing me, standing there shouting: "Come back! Where do you think you're going? Where are you going to put me?" Go back? Am I stupid? I'd rather die than go back—but no, I have to go back! It's not that I'm afraid of water; when has our city's swimming runner-up ever been afraid of water? It's just that Huang Fei is in trouble. She rushed into the water and started swallowing it; she's going to drown! I rushed over and pulled Huang Fei to the shore. I drained the water from her throat and performed CPR, using all my strength. Finally, she coughed up a mouthful of water, spraying my face with it and making it impossible for me to open my eyes. Before I could even wipe my face, my thigh was pinched, burning painfully. She started cursing, "You big bad guy, you've got to prove my innocence!" and punched me right in the eye. I knew I was in trouble, so I took off running, splashing around in the water again! With a splash, she'd chased me into the water too. I was genuinely worried she might get hurt, so I rushed over and grabbed her: "Feifei, you know I love you!" The girl kicked and scratched: "Who's your Feifei? Prove my innocence!" I held her tightly, and she twisted and turned desperately. After a few twists, my penis was sticking up high. I decided to go all in, thrusting my hips forward and pushing it back into her body. She froze, her body stiff. I didn't care about her reaction; I held her and we started our battle in the waist-deep water.

As the fight progressed, she cried and murmured, "You big bad guy, why did you ruin Yan'er's innocence! You have to take responsibility for Yan'er!"

"Yan'er? Not Feifei?" I was completely stunned. I quickly turned her face towards me, and then the moon, which had been hiding behind the clouds, peeked out. I looked closely, and oh no! The woman in front of me wasn't Huang Fei at all, but a stunningly beautiful woman I didn't recognize, no less beautiful than Huang Fei! It's no wonder I mistook her; her figure and height were almost identical to Huang Fei's, only a little more voluptuous!

I was shocked. It was absurd! I had taken her virginity without even knowing her! Who would believe I had mistaken her for someone else?

The girl's small fists rained down on my chest: "Give me back my innocence! Give me back my innocence! You big bad guy, you lecherous devil, what are you going to do to me?" What

else could I do? I'd already taken her virginity. Marriage, of course. What other choice did I have? I didn't say anything, just picked her up and walked towards the shore!

Damn it, the moon knows my heart, but you know nothing! I came for Huang Fei, why did you help me get someone else? And you, Yan'er, what are you doing running around in the mountains all night? You can sleep, but why did you have to be completely naked? Aren't you trying to tempt an innocent young man to commit a crime?

Seeing my dazed look, the girl stopped crying, hugged my neck, pressed her face against my chest, and whispered, "You big bad guy, you stole my body, and now you've stolen my heart too! Are you trying to kill me? You've ruined my thirty years of innocence!"

I was even more stunned: "Looks like I'm going to be holding this woman for the rest of my life. God, your matchmaking skills are terrible!"

Chapter Four: The Third Harmony of Husband and Wife

Holding Yan'er, I walked heavily back to her mosquito net.

Actually, Yan'er's mosquito net was very different from Feifei's. Yan'er's mosquito net was small and delicate, not tied to a tree, but supported by several small poles, and it was rather low. My mosquito net was tall and big, almost twice the size of hers. How come I didn't notice at all? Fate is cruel!

I put Yan'er on the ground, and she clung to my neck, refusing to let go, muttering, "Why? Why did you take my body?"

I had no choice but to tell the truth: I came to the ridge with Feifei to visit a weapons expert, Lin Yan. I set up a mosquito net for Feifei, just like yours. Before I left, she told me to look for a while and then come back, and even asked me to come back and squeeze into the mosquito net with her. It was too dark, and I couldn't see clearly, so I mistook you for Feifei in this mosquito net—which made her both cry and laugh, and she punched me again with her little fists, but this time it didn't hurt at all, it was more like a caress. She pouted and said, "I'm so unlucky. I slept with him without even having any feelings for him. Was he really that bad? Sigh, I guess it's fate!"

As she spoke, tears streamed down her face, and her breasts trembled slightly, making her look quite pitiful. I quickly pulled her into my arms and comforted her, saying, "Although I hit her by mistake, it was still a lucky break. I really like you now. Don't cry, let's get married when we get back. I promise to love you for the rest of my life, to cherish you, and never leave you! My heart will always be with you!"

She rubbed her pretty face against my chest, gently flicking my nipple with her small hand, murmuring, "It's really fate. I just got the Xuanyuan Martial Arts Manual yesterday, and you took my virginity last night. You even brought along a woman you love. Isn't this exactly what the manual requires? Heaven brought us together! Otherwise, why would you come looking for me and sleep with me?"

"Looking for you?" I was startled again. She—could she be the weapons expert Lin Yan—Lin Yan? I knew I must have misunderstood the name. When I heard "expert," I assumed it was an older man with glasses, and weapons research must be a man, so I heard "Yan" as "Yan"! "It's like finding a needle in a haystack! I asked, 'Are you the weapons expert Lin Yan?'

'What expert? I just know a little more about weapons! Alas, who knew that having knowledge of weapons could cause such a big trouble? I was bullied by you for no reason! I never wanted to get married, but you slept with me. What am I supposed to do?' Lin Yan said, tears streaming down her face again."

I was overjoyed and teased her, "What should I do? Just marry me! Hehe, looks like my trip wasn't in vain. I found the weapons expert and even got a beautiful wife. Fools have their luck, and I'm really lucky!"

She punched me lightly, "Your luck doesn't stop there!" She then turned on the charging light, took out a jade pendant and a yellow silk cloth from under her pillow, and carefully wiped the jade pendant with a small handkerchief, saying, "Yesterday I accidentally fell into an ancient cave and found these two things inside. This is the Xuanyuan Jade, used to detect treasures. If it finds a treasure, it will heat up; this is the Xuanyuan Clan's Shutian Technique, the most powerful internal energy secret in the world. Mastering it can make you younger and younger, give you an indestructible body, improve your lightness skill, increase your strength, and change your..." "Physical fitness can help you master the world's finest martial arts!"

I chuckled. "Could it make you Zhang Wuji?"

Yan'er nodded. "Pretty much! You're so lucky! You can see for yourself, it's all written here!"

I took the jade pendant and saw a jade dragon and two jade phoenixes carved vividly on it, tightly intertwined and embracing.

Yan'er continued, "This is a jade pendant for men. It can only be effective after mastering the Shu Tian Jue! Come here, I'll hang it around your neck, and you'll never take it off!" After hanging it, she spread out the yellow cloth and said, "Look at this Shu Tian Jue. It requires one man and two women to become husband and wife and practice this three-cultivation skill together!" I was stunned. I've read

Jin Yong's novels about couples practicing martial arts together, but I've never heard of a husband and wife practicing three-cultivation! Besides, the marriage law doesn't allow polygamy!

Yan'er laughed and said, "Looking at this Shu Tian Jue (a type of ancient Chinese magic spell), I finally understand. Heaven brought the three of us together here! You deflowered me and brought along a woman you deeply love—isn't that polygamy? Isn't this in accordance with the natural order?"

I looked at Yan'er. Was she crazy? She believed this nonsense? What antique? Look closely at that yellow cloth! It hasn't changed color at all. It looks like it's only a year or two old!

Seeing me staring at the yellow cloth, she said nothing, picked up a lighter, and lit the cloth. I rushed to grab it—even if it's fake, there's no need to burn it! Let's examine it, see how they're deceiving us! But Yan'er blocked my way.

Strangely, the yellow cloth burned for a long time, but it didn't change at all; it was still a fresh, vibrant yellow!

I took the cloth and examined it closely. It wasn't cloth, it was silk. That made it even more incomprehensible—it couldn't be fireproof!

"It's the same thread as the jade pendant around your neck, woven from the ancient silkworm silk. It's fireproof, arrowproof, and wear-resistant. Don't let its thinness fool you; your spear might not even be able to penetrate it!" Yan'er said sweetly.

This time, I was starting to believe it. At least modern people couldn't make things out of silkworm silk, so it was probably real! Then the manual on it couldn't be a lie either! Wow, Yan'er and I are going to be heroes!

I took the manual and saw it was covered in plum blossom seal script. The first line read: "This skill must be practiced by one husband and two wives together to achieve mastery!" There really is such a skill in the world!

I spread the manual on the floor, and the two of us lay on it, heads close together, reading through it like we were solving a riddle. We roughly understood that this skill required simultaneous cultivation and internal energy circulation to achieve yin-yang harmony, transforming it into true qi to enhance the man's internal strength. Then, through intercourse, the internal energy was transferred to the woman, resulting in a three-way improvement in skill. Because the practice position required three people to practice together, it couldn't be done by just two! I think the ancestors who invented this martial art must have designed it based on their own situation of having one wife and one concubine, aiming for all three to improve together. It seems that modern people who want to practice this skill need to hurry up and find a mistress! Hey, isn't that great? You get to practice unparalleled martial arts and enjoy the blessings of having two women at the same time!

"Husband, is your Feifei a potential martial arts student?" Yan'er asked, staring at me.

My face flushed, and I said, "How can you say she's mine? Only you, Yan'er, are mine now. No one else can belong to me! But she's truly a martial arts prodigy. She's currently the provincial women's Sanda champion! Don't let her quiet, pretty face fool you; she's ruthless and cunning in combat, using deadly techniques. She's nothing like a typical girl!"

"Excellent! You must take her in! The three of us will practice the Shu Tian Jue together today! Let's carry forward this precious martial arts heritage of our motherland! This is Heaven's arrangement, destiny's arrangement!" Yan'er spoke resolutely, with a hint of command and domineering air!

"Start training today? You're exaggerating! Do you think I can just take her in like that? She's so beautiful, so demanding, it's hard to say if she even likes me. Do you think it's that easy to bring her in? Besides, this isn't something that can be done in a few words. Who knows when she'll agree? It's not like you think you can just start training today!" I clearly lacked confidence!

"You're so stupid! Why don't you do what I did, make it a fait accompli, and then tell her about this secret technique, letting her know that fate brought us together? If she didn't love you, she wouldn't have come to the mountains with you in the middle of the night to camp out, and she certainly wouldn't have let you squeeze into a mosquito net with her! You don't understand women's hearts, so stupid!"

"But that was before. Now I have a wife. Will she still be with me?"

"Are you stupid? Why don't you make the first move?" She pulled me along, saying, "Come on, go to her mosquito net right now and bring her into our Long family. We'll start practicing the Shu Tian Jue in the mountains right away. We'll come down the mountain when we've mastered it! If we haven't, you'll stay here. Anyway, we won't have to worry about food or drink here!"

She dragged me to Fei Fei's mosquito net, and before I could react, she used her hands and feet to push and shove me, leaving me completely naked, into Fei Fei's mosquito net—Chapter Five: Trouble Begins at the Red Wall.

Fei Fei was fast asleep when Yan'er pushed me, and I landed on top of her, startling her so much that she cried out "Mommy!" and sat down. She got up and saw me lying there naked. Enraged, she straddled my lap and started slapping my buttocks repeatedly: "You big bad guy, you big pervert, you big jerk! You didn't even say hello before climbing on me naked! Trying to force yourself on me? Do you even respect me? What do you take me for?" What do I take for?

Silly girl, don't you understand? I'm going to treat you like my wife! At that moment, I didn't hesitate any longer. I flipped her over and pinned her down. Good heavens, this girl wasn't wearing anything at all! Not even a bikini! She's really open-minded!

Under the dim moonlight, gazing at her firm, delicate breasts, her slender waist that seemed too delicate to be grasped, her long, snow-white legs, and the dark, oily secret place at the base of her thighs, my unworthy member instantly stood erect and swelled, pressing tightly against her honeyed entrance, peeking and craning its neck towards her paradise!

Huang Fei twisted her body desperately, her two small fists pounding incessantly on my chest, while her legs strangely wrapped around my waist. Was she trying to push me away, or was she trying to hold me captive?

Now I was already on the verge of climax, whether I wanted to or not, it was all up to me in this moment! I straightened my penis with one hand, aimed it at Peach Blossom Spring, and thrust forward with all my might. With a "plop," my penis slid completely into Huang Fei's body—Huang Fei screamed, her body stiffening, tears streaming down her delicate face—what could I say at that moment? I affectionately licked away the girl's tears with my tongue while frantically thrusting—fallen petals, passionate spray—and I began another epic battle with a new beauty!

Damn, what happened that night was something I never dreamed of!

What followed was incredibly smooth. When Huang Fei and I were lying in bed, embracing, I told her about the Shu Tian Jue (a martial arts technique). She sat up with a jolt of joy: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's practice together!"

"But this requires one man and two women to practice together!" I explained the training requirements of the Shu Tian Jue to her, and she chuckled, "There's such a martial art? Isn't this a bargain for you? Fine, for the sake of promoting our nation's precious martial arts heritage, I'll accept it. You can find another girl who knows martial arts and is willing to share a stinky man with me! But I'm warning you, no force! If she doesn't agree, not only will our martial arts not improve, but you'll also be charged with rape! Go find somewhere to stay, and..." "Just leave it aside, that won't do! Someone has to be willing, like Zhou Yu and Huang Gai!" I immediately recounted how Yan'er discovered the secret manual, how I misunderstood, and how we ended up having a relationship. She laughed uncontrollably, grabbing my ear and saying, "You only came here with Yan'er's permission? You lured her to this desolate place, hugged and kissed her, and then you wanted to dump her? How shameless! No way, you're going to get three hundred more lashes today!" With that, she straddled me!

That day, the three of us started practicing the Shu Tian Jue!

Ha, this skill is truly top-notch! Not only does it invigorate and concentrate the Qi, but it also makes our intimate moments incredibly pleasant, without any fatigue.

We didn't fall asleep until it was broad daylight.

When I woke up, it was already noon. I put on my clothes, grabbed my gun, and went outside for a stroll to find some wild game to satisfy my hunger.

Before I could even leave, Yan'er, naked, emerged from the mosquito net: "Don't hunt wild animals, this is a no-hunting zone! Isn't there a Heavenly Lake over there? Let's go catch some fish!"

Catch fish? Am I faster than a fish in the water? I'd be the one caught!

Seeing my hesitation, she grabbed me and ran towards the lake. Without even stopping, she leaped into the water.

I was stunned and quickly jumped in to rescue her: "This silly girl, doesn't she know she can't swim?"

When I got into the water, I was truly dumbfounded: Yan'er was swimming nimbly and swiftly, her snow-white waist, firm breasts, and round, pert buttocks making her look like a mermaid playing in the water!

Only then did I realize that her drinking water scene last night was a completely impromptu performance to utterly conquer me! Unfortunately, this clumsy actress was still completely oblivious!

A moment later, she swam to my side, clutching a large carp weighing three or four pounds in one hand, and said triumphantly, "So, honey, what do you think? Do you regret your water rescue performance yesterday?"

I took the carp, nodded, and said, "If I had known my wife was a mermaid, I would never have come back to save you!"

Yan'er smiled slightly, "Then you've lost Yan'er forever. It was because you swam back that I decided I would never leave you! You stole Yan'er's heart!"

I felt a chill run down my spine. Luckily, I glanced back then; otherwise, how would I have known she was performing a drowning act? Wouldn't I have lost my lovely wife?

It seems Yan'er really intends to stay in the mountains for a year or two. She brought all the necessary pots, pans, oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar. Feifei's cooking skills are quite good; we had a delicious braised fish meal, and then the three of us swam in the water for half a day.

And so, we, one husband and two wives, began our carefree life in the mountains.

Every evening, we practiced the Three Cultivation Techniques, letting our passion burn brightly.

Time flew by, and we trained on the mountain for forty-nine days. At first, everything went smoothly; within a month, all three of us had developed Nascent Souls in our lower dantian, reaching the fourth level of skill—just one step away from the fifth level using the jade disc! But after reaching the fourth level, our martial arts stagnated; no matter how we practiced, there was no improvement. It seemed that mastering this skill wasn't something that could be achieved overnight. Reluctantly, we had to descend the mountain.

Although climbing the mountain was difficult, now that we all had some skill, descending was much easier. But even as we hurried, when we reached the mountainside with the road, it was still pitch black, and we couldn't see anyone on the other side. It wasn't as quiet as on the mountain; the howls of wolves and the roars of bears echoed from time to time. I loaded my pistol, held it in my hand, and sat by the roadside with my wives, waiting for a car to come.

When you're unlucky, even drinking cold water can be a problem; the three of us waited there until past midnight, but not a single car appeared! But we weren't idle; we were meditating and circulating our internal energy.

Suddenly, a car appeared in the distance, its lights flashing as it drove towards us.

I quickly grabbed my pistol and ran to the road to flag it down.

Huang Fei also stood up, pistol in hand, and pulled Lin Yan to meet it.

The car stopped abruptly about a hundred meters away, and two people jumped out and ran frantically back the way they came.

"Hey, stop! Why are you running?" I shouted, and took off after them.

The two men ran even faster, like two damn rabbits, leaping and bounding, disappearing into the darkness in moments.

I walked back dejectedly, and seeing my two wives chasing after us, I said, "Forget it, let's go back and wait for them. I don't know what's wrong with them; they run away at the sight of people like damn rabbits!"

Sigh, what bad luck! We waited like idiots for half the night, and when we encountered a car, the driver ran away. What can I say!

The three of us approached the vehicle and found it to be a brand-new Dongfeng 141 tanker truck, hauling a full tank of oil.

"Why is he running? Is he a bad guy?" Lin Yan asked curiously as she opened the door and went inside.

I glanced at the gun in my hand and chuckled, "Feifei and I each have a pistol; people will think we're highway robbers. Of course they'll run away!"

Lin Yan shook her head, "Impossible. Could he not see your police uniforms? I think he only ran because you're police officers. This truck is definitely suspicious! It's either smuggled or stolen! There's probably something shady hidden inside!" With that,

she climbed onto the truck, opened the tank, and began inspecting it with a flashlight.

Feifei, not to be outdone, grabbed a small stick, jumped onto the truck, and started stirring inside.

"Honey, come on up! There's something in here, it's so full, I can't even stick it in!" Feifei shouted.

"It's a gun!" Yan'er shouted, rolling up her sleeve and pulling out a new American-made submachine gun.

I was dumbfounded. I hurriedly climbed onto the car, only to see Yan'er pull out another identical submachine gun. She said, "There must be hundreds of them all at once. This is a major gun smuggling case!"

Damn it, it's a pity those two guys got away, otherwise I would definitely have made a big contribution when I got back!

Yan'er, ever the shrewd one, said, "This is bad! These guns must belong to the gangsters. They've lost so many guns; they'll definitely try to get them back. They can't let us get away with it so easily. We're in real danger now; we have to get out of here immediately!"

Hearing her say that, I really felt the situation was dire. I immediately said, "Get in the car! We need to get out of this hellhole right now! Shouldn't we get someone from the police station to pick us up? We can't let the bad guys steal what we've already got!"

Fei'er said, "Forget it. By the time they get here, it'll be too late. We have to save ourselves now; don't count on anyone else!"

As soon as they got into the car, I immediately turned on the headlights and drove off. Damn it, Yan'er was right

! We hadn't been driving on the plains for long when we saw more than a dozen motorcycles chasing after us. The riders on the back of the motorcycles were all holding guns and firing at us incessantly.

Damn it, today's really exciting! A real police-gangster war! With one hand on the helm, I pulled out my pistol, rubbed it against my thigh, and fired. I rolled down the window, reached out, and fired. Instantly, one of the bandits' motorcycles wobbled wildly across the road, crashing into several other motorcycles before flying into the ditch.

Yan'er saw it in the rearview mirror and clapped her hands excitedly, shouting, "Good job, honey! Your marksmanship is amazing!"

Fei'er wasn't to be outdone; she fired a shot, and another bandit charging ahead crashed into the ditch!

But the situation was even more dire. Bullets were already whizzing past our car. I couldn't care less; I focused intently on driving, pushing the car to its maximum speed!

Just as the car reached a small bridge, a thick fog rolled in, so dark that we couldn't see anyone on the other side! I had no choice but to turn on the headlights and fly forward.

This fog actually saved us; the motorcycles behind us disappeared in the distance, and we couldn't even hear them anymore. A profound silence enveloped us. My tense heart began to relax, and I slowed the car down to 60 mph.

After driving for a full hour, the fog gradually thinned, but suddenly the car slammed into someone with a loud "bang!"

It really was a person, someone wearing strange clothes!

The person was thrown a considerable distance by the impact and landed on the snow. Snow? Damn it, how come it's snowing in the middle of summer? Yan'er

exclaimed, "Honey, why is it snowing so heavily outside?"

Fei'er then shouted, "Stop the car! How did we drive into the walled city? There are walls on all sides, and no road! How did the car get in?"

Damn it, what's going on? How could a car drive into the walled city? What wall? My God, it looks a bit like the walls of Tiananmen Square! Driving here and hitting someone, are they crazy? Isn't this trouble caused by the red walls?

Yan'er exclaimed, "Have we traveled through a time tunnel?"

Chapter Six: I Am Emperor Guangxu

"Ahem, have you been reading too many science fiction novels? There's no such thing as a time tunnel! Those are just books designed to fool people! You stay here, I'll go down and see who we hit, so no one gets killed!" I tapped Yan'er's forehead, then opened the car door to get out. Yan'er hurriedly said, "I'll go down with you!" Fei'er stopped her, "Sister Yan

, you should stay put. We both have guns, I'll go down with him!"

But my son pushed her back into her seat: "My dear little sister, don't make things worse. Look at your skinny arms and legs, can you handle any of this? If you get sick, won't our husbands be heartbroken? It's just a gun, what's wrong with everyone? Don't forget, I research weapons, I'm not short of good guns!" As he spoke, he magically flipped his hand, and a very delicate miniature pistol appeared in his palm. The gun was no bigger than her small hand, gleaming with a faint bluish light, and the handle was plated with silver, making it quite beautiful!

I pushed the two of them down: "Stay put, both of you. It's so cold here even with the heating on. What are you doing out here in this freezing weather? You're both my beloved wives, and I'll be heartbroken if either of you gets sick!" After saying that, I pushed open the door, jumped out of the car, and walked forward, crunching through the snow.

I had only taken a few steps when Yan'er caught up with me. I angrily slapped her little bottom: "Why don't you listen to me? You'll catch a cold, and we don't have any cold medicine here!" After saying that, I took off my coat and draped it over her shoulders.

Yan'er put one arm around my waist, rested her head on my shoulder, and walked forward with me.

We walked a few more steps and saw a person lying in the snow. I rushed over and dug away the snow, only to be startled. The person on the ground was clearly dressed as an emperor from a Qing Dynasty drama. Was it acting? An actor from a TV series? No, there were no cameras, no director, no lighting, and the emperor's queue was real, not a wig. Had we really entered a time tunnel and arrived in the Qing Dynasty? That would be a disaster! We'd bumped into the emperor, and we didn't even know if he was dead or alive. We'd probably be executed at the execution ground!

I quickly checked the person on the ground for breath and said to Yan'er, "They're probably dead. We've gotten ourselves into big trouble; we've run over an emperor!"

Unexpectedly, Yan'er burst out laughing. "Xiangyu, look closely! How come he looks exactly like you? Did your incarnation get hit?"

I glared at her, annoyed. "What kind of time is this to be laughing? You're such a child!"

Yan'er seemed not to hear me, still carefully examining the emperor with a smile on her face. I knew this girl was up to something again!

But when I looked closely at the person on the ground, he really did look remarkably like me. Could there really be people in this world who look exactly alike? Even the red mole on my left cheek was exactly the same size and in the same spot! "Damn it, I'm not handsome either, so why would anyone look like me? If you want to look good, look like Zhao Benshan or Ge You, then you can make a lot of money. I probably can't even afford porridge!" Thinking of this, I said, "Hey, he really does look a lot like me, but it's a pity he's a bit younger than me. He still looks like a kid!"

Yan'er kept shaking her head and looking at the two of us. "You can't tell he's older than him either. But it's strange. I don't know if it's because of the Qi Cultivation Triple Refinement that we two sisters have been nourished by, or if it's a special arrangement by God, but you've been getting younger and younger these days. Now you look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old kid, and there's no difference between you and him! I've gotten a good deal. My husband is a virgin!"

I didn't want to argue with her. I hurriedly went forward to help the emperor and tried to save him.

This is really strange. I just helped the man up, and suddenly he was gone, leaving only his clothes, hat, boots, and his mother's long braid.

Yan'er was so frightened that her eyes widened, and she couldn't say a word for a long time. I was also quite frightened and said, "Is it a ghost? How did he disappear? Did he fly away? If he's gone, fine, but why leave such a disgusting braid?" But then I cheered up again: "If he's gone, no one will know we hit him. As long as we don't leave his clothes here, they can't blame us, and we won't end up in the execution ground!"

With that thought, I gathered up everything on the ground, grabbed the shivering Yan'er, and we got back into the car.

When Fei'er saw us return, she hurriedly asked, "How are you? Are you hurt anywhere?"

I recounted what I had just discovered to her, and she froze for a moment before two large tears rolled down her cheeks. She murmured, "What a fate! A black mist brought us to the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty. It seems all the knowledge I learned is useless!"

Yan'er, only now realizing what had happened, also burst into tears: "I'll never see those buddies again. They'll be devastated if they find out!"

I felt terrible too, but I had to put on a brave face in front of my two wives! Looking at the clothes in my hand, I handed them to my two wives, saying, "You two should put these on quickly, don't catch a cold!"

Yan'er looked at the clothes, took the mink cloak and draped it over Fei'er and Yan'er, then pushed the remaining trousers, shirt, and vest back at them: "You should put these on too. Not only can we not go back to that era, but we can't even leave the Forbidden City now! We have to find a way to survive here! I just saw you, and you look exactly like that emperor, even the mole on your face is exactly the same! Now that dog emperor has mysteriously disappeared, but you've appeared. Is it that heaven arranged for you to replace that emperor?"

Upon hearing this, Yan'er... She immediately clapped her hands excitedly: "Great! Brother has become the emperor, and we're imperial concubines now! This time I'll be a real imperial concubine, and all those years of being called Huang Fei won't have been in vain!"

I said with a worried look: "Do you think being an emperor is so easy? I don't know any of the rules in the palace, and I don't know if my speech and walk are the same as the emperor's. If I pretend, who knows when I'll be exposed and end up being tied up and executed? That's one thing, but it will also implicate you all. I don't want to get that disgraceful!"

Yan'er hugged me, kissed me, and then said: "Good husband, don't say such discouraging things! Think about it, being able to enter time and space..." A tunnel—the probability of that happening anywhere in the world is probably only one in a billion, right? How did we manage to get our hands on it? This Xuanyuan Treasure hasn't appeared for hundreds, maybe even thousands of years—how did we manage to obtain it? I was peacefully gathering herbs on the mountain; no one has gone up there for ages, and yet you went up too, defiled me, and even fulfilled the Xuanyuan Treasure's requirements? We came here and somehow managed to kill that emperor—how come he looks exactly like you? You're already twenty-eight, but you seem to be getting younger and younger, like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old. Is it to become more like him? Is it that Heaven sent you to take his place, and sent us here... "Rewrite Chinese history, huh? We're trapped in the capital now. We can't walk out, we can't fly away. If someone comes out of the palace soon, we'll be arrested, unidentified. And if the emperor happens to disappear, do you think we can escape the death penalty? If you become emperor, we might not only survive, but live a life of pride. If you don't become emperor, we'll definitely end up in the execution ground! You should think carefully about which path to take! For no other reason than for Xiaofei and me, you should become emperor for a while, give it your all, and let us not have loved you in vain!"

I knew she was absolutely right, but I really didn't believe I could handle all those obstacles!

Fei'er also said, "I always feel that the three of us together, and with two of the world's most precious treasures in our possession, we should be able to do something big. I think we should do as Sister Yan said. You put on those clothes, and we'll stage a real and fake emperor showdown. If all else fails, we'll just charge out with our guns!"

I knew this might be the only way to survive, and I was determined to give it my all!

I put on the trousers with the bulging crotch, the yellow cotton-padded jacket, and the fox fur vest. If I was going to pretend, I'd go all out, so I even slipped the boots on and pulled the hat over my head.

Fei'er looked at my outfit and chuckled, "You look like the Guangxu Emperor from TV!"

I laughed, "Then you must be Consort Zhen and Consort Jin!"

Yan'er helped me tuck my long braid into the hat, then looked at me and said, "Honey, you look so energetic! I think you look a lot like the young Kangxi Emperor from 'Kangxi Dynasty'!"

I couldn't help but laugh too, "Do I look that small? Even if I were, I'd still sleep with you all!"

Yan'er blushed to the roots of her neck, but she pursed her lips and said, "I think that emperor is most likely Guangxu. Look at his sallow complexion and thin body; among the thirteen Qing emperors, he was the worst-built!"

I was startled, "That's..." "Oh no! Emperor Guangxu was barely in charge before Empress Dowager Cixi put him under her watch!"

Fei'er exclaimed. "That was the most decadent era for China! We can't be traitors!"

Yan'er angrily retorted, "Idiots! You have no ambition at all! We're here! Won't we rewrite history? Don't we have a truckload of submachine guns? Won't we train our own iron army? Won't we find a way to control that old hag Cixi? My husband knows how to govern, I know how to weaponry, and Fei'er knows how to shipbuilding. We're definitely the most advanced technology in the world! What can't we do well? Shh, stop talking! Someone's already here. Remember, don't say anything yet. Let's test the waters first. If it's Emperor Guangxu's era, we'll be the concubines you chose!"

Fei'er and I both nodded repeatedly.

The three of us checked all the pistols, then tucked them into our waistbands, just in case. Seeing a group of people nearby, we opened the car door and got out.

We had only taken a few steps on the crunching snow when a shrill voice came from the side: "Your Majesty is over there! Your Majesty, Xiao Fuzi kowtows to you!"

I immediately said loudly, "Xiao Fuzi, how can you be so inconsiderate? I was just reciting poetry and appreciating the snow with two guests, and you came to disturb us!" Xiao Fuzi hurriedly

said, "The snow is falling heavier and heavier, and some kind of monster has appeared in the garden. This servant was afraid that Your Majesty might be in danger, so I brought people here!"

I laughed, "You little brats are like frogs in a well, you don't even know what a car is! These are gifts that my two guests just brought to me. What do you think, isn't this car nice?"

Xiao Fuzi was quite the smooth talker: "Would anything Your Majesty has chosen be bad?" After saying that, he looked at... Looking at Huang Fei and Lin Yan,

I said as I walked, "These are two talented women who have just returned from studying abroad. They came to deliver a car to me today, and since it's snowing, they accompanied me for a walk in the snow! Oh, immediately send someone to protect this car and don't let anyone touch it!"

After Xiao Fuzi agreed, she whispered in my ear, "The Empress Dowager just sent word that she's going to arrange your engagement tomorrow. Shouldn't you have a target for yourself? I think these two are quite beautiful. Shouldn't we try to keep them? The Empress chosen for the Emperor by the Western Emperor is not good at all, and she's quite cunning—" I smiled and said, "That would be great. Since Mother Empress is so concerned about me, I'll wait for her to find me a few more beautiful concubines! But we can't just let Mother Empress worry; I should also choose one or two for her myself!" "I knew that Empress Dowager Cixi's spies were around Guangxu, and I couldn't let anything slip.

Xiao Fuzi whispered to me, 'Your Majesty, please don't say anything. There are people from the Empress Dowager here!'

As she spoke, the three of us were led into the rear hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation—Guangxu's bedroom. I sat on the bed, and Yan'er and Fei'er sat on the dragon stool opposite me. I waved to the others and said, 'You may all leave. I need to say a few more words to the guests!'

After everyone had left, Xiao Fuzi whispered, 'Ronglu and the others have petitioned the Empress Dowager to extend the regency until after Your Majesty's wedding. The Empress Dowager is currently discussing this matter in the palace!'" "I was startled when I heard that. After the room quieted down

in Chapter Seven

, 'The Palace's Military Review,' the three of us held an emergency meeting. We were all both excited and nervous. We were excited because I had successfully become the Guangxu Emperor, which gave us a good start and a foundation to make a big splash in this world! We were nervous because Empress Dowager Cixi was still in power, and it was a crucial moment when the old lady wanted to use naval funds to build the Summer Palace. It was also the day when the First Sino-Japanese War was about to begin. If we didn't hurry, even if we gained a foothold, we would be sinners of the times! Now, we were once... (The sentence is incomplete and ends abruptly, likely due to an incomplete translation or source material.)" Japan, having been forced to open the door by its soldiers, has grown powerful through the Meiji Restoration and is now baring its fangs, ready to devour China. Time is of the essence; we must also end this corrupt Qing Dynasty as soon as possible and begin reforms to enrich the nation and strengthen its military to avoid national subjugation! But we are not even firmly established ourselves, and annihilation is always a possibility. How can we possibly manage these major changes?

Yan'er said, "We must quickly establish ourselves, so we cannot turn against Empress Dowager Cixi yet. Whether it's extending her regency or choosing a husband for you, we cannot defy her head. We can take other measures to disobey her! After all, we are three university students from the 21st century. I think with our intelligence, we can completely control that old hag!"

I said, "We don't have much time left. I think we can play dumb on minor matters, but we must stand firm on major issues, especially stopping the construction of the Summer Palace and improving the navy's equipment. These are urgent matters. If necessary, we must launch a palace coup to stop the old hag's recklessness!" "

Fei'er said, 'We need to build our own force immediately. Isn't there a tank of guns on the train? Let's use that to start our rise and carve out our own territory!'

Her words excited the three of us immensely. American submachine guns would be top-tier weapons in this world. With such a new army, controlling a small palace would be a piece of cake!

But a problem immediately arose: we lacked manpower, we lacked trustworthy people of our own!

The three of us discussed for a long time and decided to first appease Empress Dowager Cixi. Let her choose her husband; there's still a year until the wedding. By then, we'll be powerful enough to overthrow her. Let her extend the regency period first, and during the extension, we'll find ways to create difficulties for her and force her to leave! As for building a new army, it must be done in secret now. Since that Xiao Fuzi is trying to get close to me, let's test his reliability first!

After discussing, I slowly strolled back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation and called Xiao Fuzi over. I smiled and said, 'You just said there are people from the Empress Dowager here. Tell me, who are they?'" Xiao

Fuzi turned pale with fright and remained silent for a long time.

I glared at him: "If there is no such person, what is the meaning of your false accusations?"

Xiao Fuzi hurriedly said: "No, no, it's not false accusations at all. There are indeed people from the Western Buddha here!"

I slammed my hand on the table and said sternly: "If there are, why didn't you say so? Are you trying to protect them? Tell me, what are your intentions? Are you also one of the Empress Dowager's people? Aren't you also of one mind with me? Are you going to betray me too?"

Xiao Fuzi kowtowed repeatedly in fear: "Your Majesty, Xiao Fuzi will always be of one mind with you and will never betray you! Xiao Fuzi has wanted to tell you for a long time, but I was afraid you wouldn't believe me! I've carefully examined the records. There are eleven people here who are the Empress Dowager's people. I have a list of their names here, you can see for yourself!" As he spoke, he took out a small book and handed it to me.

I glanced at it. Some were close associates, some were peripheral members, and some were even in charge.

"Good, I believe you!" " You didn't even know I drove a car in today. It seems the palace needs a stronger force. I'd like to select some more reliable guards. Who do you think is capable of handling this?" I asked him gently.

He hurriedly knelt and said, "Long'an, the deputy chief of the Imperial Guards, is the Empress Dowager's man. After the Empress Dowager left, he was resentful and often said that the Eastern Buddha was killed by the Western Empress Dowager. This man is commendable for his loyalty. Your Majesty can select people through him!"

I said, "Very well, go and summon him now. Remember, summon him secretly, don't let outsiders know! Do your best, and I will certainly not treat you unfairly in the future!"

Xiao Fuzi repeatedly said, "Yes, Your Majesty!" and was about to leave when I said, "These two people I just brought will be my two empresses in the future, but for now we have to keep it from the Empress Dowager. What do you think we should do?" "

Xiao Fuzi was flattered and hurriedly knelt down, saying, "You can dress them up as your personal eunuchs, but this must be kept secret from Chief Eunuch Li Lianying. I think we can tell Chief Eunuch Li that you don't have enough personal servants and need two more. We can arrange the men ourselves; just register them with him! I'll arrange your personal eunuchs for you in a bit, a few who are loyal to you. Have them keep everything a secret for you. You and the two masters are master and servant in public, and you can't show any intimacy. But we'll keep watch inside, so you can be as close and friendly as you like! I'm just afraid—" He stopped halfway through his sentence.

I glared at him: "Speak!"

"I'm afraid the Empress Dowager will suddenly appear and trap the two masters in the room!"

I nodded: "But she doesn't come very often!" Actually, I didn't know how many times that old hag had come; I was just testing him to get him to tell me.

"Not few, she's come three times this month alone." "

Good heavens, this old man, he doesn't trust Emperor Guangxu at all!" I said, "Then let them stay dressed as servants, to avoid trouble if they run into someone!"

He quickly replied, "That's fine then. With other servants involved, she won't notice anything!"

I nodded happily, "Alright, we'll do as you say. After I assume full power, you'll be the Grand Eunuch of the Palace!"

These words made Xiao Fuzi kneel on the ground and kowtow more than a dozen times, saying, "Thank you for your great kindness, Your Majesty!"

I returned to my chambers, and Yan'er said, "I remember that Empress Dowager Ci'an has just suddenly passed away, and Cixi has dismissed a group of ministers with an irrelevant edict, including Prince Gong Yixin, Grand Secretary Baojun, Associate Grand Secretary Li Hongzao, Minister of War Jinglian, and Minister of Works Weng Tonghe. These are the people we should rely on right now. Shouldn't we focus our efforts on them first?"

I thought it made sense. The enemy of my enemy should be our friend! Even if we can't be friends, we should at least be allies.

Fei'er thought for a moment and said, "Li Hongzhang, Li Lianying, Ronglu, and Sun Yuwen, who submitted a memorial impeaching Prince Gong, are all Cixi's cronies. I think we should make use of them!"

I said, "Yes, we should use them for our own purposes!"

Yan'er said, "Our things are still in the car. I downloaded a lot of scientific and technological information on smelting, weapons manufacturing, and equipment requirements onto my laptop. It'll definitely be useful, so don't lose it!"

Fei'er chuckled: "There's no electricity here, your laptop is practically useless. What difference does it make if you lose it?" Yan'er tapped her forehead: "You're so small..." "Look at my sister! I brought my computer up the mountain, how could I not bring a power adapter?" Fei'er retorted, "It's that little battery of yours again! That little bit of power will be used up in a few days, how can it solve anything for a few days?" Yan'er said, "Am I that stupid? Let me tell you, I brought a small wind turbine, it'll work as soon as I set it up! Otherwise, why would I carry such a big bag?" I happily patted Yan'er's little upturned bottom: "Yan'er is so resourceful, she brought all the modern stuff! I'll have Xiao Fuzi go with you two to get it later. He just said that old man often comes here, so I think you two should stop wearing women's clothes. You usually dress as servants, so you don't give yourself away!"

Fei'er pouted: "That would be so awkward!"

Yan'er reassured her, "It's only temporary. Once we've established ourselves, everything will be fine!"

Just then, Xiao Fuzi whispered outside, "Your Majesty, Long'an has arrived!"

I said, "Take him to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, I'll be there right away!" "

This Hall of Mental Cultivation was originally Emperor Kangxi's study. After Emperor Yongzheng moved here, all the Qing emperors used it as their sleeping quarters and a place to handle daily affairs. The emperor conducted official business and held audiences in the front hall. I walked through the passageway and entered the Hall of Mental Cultivation. I saw a burly man kneeling there. I smiled and said, 'Are you General Long'an?'

The man kowtowed and said, 'Long'an greets Your Majesty! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!'

I slammed my hand on the dragon table and said, 'I heard you have many complaints about the death of the Empress Dowager. What is the reason for this?'

The man was taken aback, but immediately said, 'That morning, the Empress Dowager summoned Prince Gong, the Left Grand Secretary, Minister Wang, and Assistant Grand Secretary Li. According to them, the Empress Dowager was kind and gentle, without any signs of illness. How could she suddenly fall ill?

Moreover, she fell ill after eating the cream-based food sent by the Western Emperor. She was in so much pain that she was rolling around in bed. What else could she be but poisoned? Your Majesty can punish the crimes of your servants, but can you control the voices of the people?'" "

I shouted, 'How dare you, you lowly servant, speak ill of the Western Buddha! Do you not want to live?'

The burly man stiffened his neck and said, 'I want to live, but if the Western Buddha continues to run rampant, the Qing Dynasty will be destroyed in his hands. Who can live for more than a few days? I'd rather die now than watch the country fall and my family perish!'

I laughed and helped him up, saying, 'Chief Eunuch Long is indeed a loyal and upright man. It seems Little Fu was right. He is someone I can trust! Come, give Chief Eunuch Long a seat!'

Long An looked at me in surprise, then suddenly knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly, saying, 'Long An is willing to serve his master!'

I pulled him up and looked him over carefully. He was broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, with a full beard, sword-like eyebrows that slanted into his temples, and bright, piercing eyes. It was clear at a glance that he was an unyielding man. I was secretly pleased: 'Good, the Empress Dowager has left me with a loyal and capable minister!'" Seeing him sit down on the stool, I put on a stern face and said, "

One must know how to be flexible and adaptable. Why are you spreading such bad things about the Empress Dowager everywhere? Aren't you just asking for trouble? And what good will this do against the Western Buddha?"

Long'an blushed and said, "I didn't spread it everywhere. I only mentioned it with a few close friends while drinking. I will remember Your Majesty's teachings and will not speak lightly again!"

I nodded and said, "That's right. You must learn the art of concealing your intentions and know how to preserve yourself! I see that the palace guards are insufficient, and I would like to increase the number of guards in my palace. Can Chief Eunuch Long select some for me immediately?"

Xiao Fuzi was so frightened that he kowtowed repeatedly, "Your Majesty, Xiao Fuzi will always be of one heart with you and will never betray you! Xiao Fuzi has wanted to tell you for a long time, but I was afraid you wouldn't believe me! I've carefully considered that there are eleven people here who are the Empress Dowager's people. I have a list of their names here; you can see for yourself at a glance!" "Saying this, he pulled out a small notebook and handed it to me.

I glanced at it; some were personal, some were peripheral, and some were even for those in charge.

"Good, I trust you! You didn't even know I drove a car in today. It seems the palace needs to be strengthened. I want to select some more reliable guards. Who do you think can handle this?" I asked him gently.

He hurriedly knelt down and said, "Long'an, the deputy chief of the Imperial Guards, is the Empress Dowager's man. After the Empress Dowager left, he was resentful and often said that the Eastern Buddha was killed by the Western Empress Dowager. This man is commendable for his loyalty. Your Majesty can select people through him!"

I said, "Good, go and call him here now. Remember, call him secretly, don't let outsiders know! Do your best, and I will certainly not treat you unfairly in the future!"

Xiao Fuzi repeatedly said, "Yes, Your Majesty!" and was about to leave when I said, "These two people I just brought will be my two empresses in the future, but for now we have to keep it from the Empress Dowager. What do you think we should do?" "

Xiao Fuzi was flattered and hurriedly knelt down, saying, "You can dress them up as your personal eunuchs, but this must be kept secret from Chief Eunuch Li Lianying. I think we can tell Chief Eunuch Li that you don't have enough personal servants and need two more. We can arrange the men ourselves; just register them with him! I'll arrange your personal eunuchs for you in a bit, a few who are loyal to you. Have them keep everything a secret for you. You and the two masters are master and servant in public, and you can't show any intimacy. But we'll keep watch inside, so you can be as close and friendly as you like! I'm just afraid—" He stopped halfway through his sentence.

I glared at him: "Speak!"

"I'm afraid the Empress Dowager will suddenly appear and trap the two masters in the room!"

I nodded: "But she doesn't come very often!" Actually, I didn't know how many times that old hag had come; I was just testing him to get him to tell me.

"Not few, she's come three times this month alone." "

My goodness, this old man is so distrustful of Guangxu!" I said, "Then let them always dress as servants, to avoid trouble if they run into trouble!"

He quickly said, "Then it's fine. With other servants involved, she won't notice anything!"

I nodded happily, "Good, we'll do as you say. After I assume power, you'll be the Grand Eunuch of the Palace!"

These words made Xiao Fuzi kneel on the ground and kowtow more than a dozen times, saying, "Thank you for your great kindness, Your Majesty!"

I returned to my chambers, and Yan'er said, "I remember that Empress Dowager Ci'an has just suddenly passed away, and Cixi has dismissed a group of ministers with an irrelevant edict, including Prince Gong Yixin, Grand Secretary Baojun, Associate Grand Secretary Li Hongzao, Minister of War Jinglian, and Minister of Works Weng Tonghe. These people should be our current reliance. Shouldn't we focus our efforts on them first?"

I thought it made sense. The enemy of my enemy should be our friend! Even if they can't be friends, they should at least be allies.

Fei'er thought for a moment and said, "Li Hongzhang, Li Lianying, Ronglu, and Sun Yuwen, who submitted a memorial impeaching Prince Gong, are all Cixi's cronies. I think we should make use of them!"

I said, "Yes, we should use them for our own purposes!"

Yan'er said, "Our things are still in the car. I downloaded a lot of scientific and technological information on smelting, weapons manufacturing, and equipment requirements onto my laptop. It'll definitely be useful, so don't lose it!"

Fei'er chuckled: "There's no electricity here, your laptop is practically useless. What difference does it make if you lose it?" Yan'er tapped her forehead: "You're so small..." "Look at my sister! I brought my computer up the mountain, how could I not bring a power adapter?" Fei'er retorted, "It's that little battery of yours again! That little bit of power will be used up in a few days, how can it solve anything for a few days?" Yan'er said, "Am I that stupid? Let me tell you, I brought a small wind turbine, it'll work as soon as I set it up! Otherwise, why would I carry such a big bag?" I happily patted Yan'er's little upturned bottom: "Yan'er is so resourceful, she brought all the modern stuff! I'll have Xiao Fuzi go with you two to get it later. He just said that old man often comes here, so I think you two should stop wearing women's clothes. You usually dress as servants, so you don't give yourself away!"

Fei'er pouted: "That would be so awkward!"

Yan'er reassured her, "It's only temporary. Once we've established ourselves, everything will be fine!"

Just then, Xiao Fuzi whispered outside, "Your Majesty, Long'an has arrived!"

I said, "Take him to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, I'll be there right away!" "

This Hall of Mental Cultivation was originally Emperor Kangxi's study. After Emperor Yongzheng moved here, all the Qing emperors used it as their sleeping quarters and a place to handle daily affairs. The emperor conducted official business and held audiences in the front hall. I walked through the passageway and entered the Hall of Mental Cultivation. I saw a burly man kneeling there. I smiled and said, 'Are you General Long'an?'

The man kowtowed and said, 'Long'an greets Your Majesty! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!'

I slammed my hand on the dragon table and said, 'I heard you have many complaints about the death of the Empress Dowager. What is the reason for this?'

The man was taken aback, but immediately said, 'That morning, the Empress Dowager summoned Prince Gong, the Left Grand Secretary, Minister Wang, and Assistant Grand Secretary Li. According to them, the Empress Dowager was kind and gentle, without any signs of illness. How could she suddenly fall ill?

Moreover, she fell ill after eating the cream-based food sent by the Western Emperor. She was in so much pain that she was rolling around in bed. What else could she be but poisoned? Your Majesty can punish the crimes of your servants, but can you control the voices of the people?'" "

I shouted, 'How dare you, you lowly servant, speak ill of the Western Buddha! Do you not want to live?'

The burly man stiffened his neck and said, 'I want to live, but if the Western Buddha continues to run rampant, the Qing Dynasty will be destroyed in his hands. Who can live for more than a few days? I'd rather die now than watch the country fall and my family perish!'

I laughed and helped him up, saying, 'Chief Eunuch Long is indeed a loyal and upright man. It seems Little Fu was right. He is someone I can trust! Come, give Chief Eunuch Long a seat!'

Long An looked at me in surprise, then suddenly knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly, saying, 'Long An is willing to serve his master!'

I pulled him up and looked him over carefully. He was broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, with a full beard, sword-like eyebrows that slanted into his temples, and bright, piercing eyes. It was clear at a glance that he was an unyielding man. I was secretly pleased: 'Good, the Empress Dowager has left me with a loyal and capable minister!'" Seeing him sit down on the stool, I put on a stern face and said, "

One must know how to be flexible and adaptable. Why are you spreading such bad things about the Empress Dowager everywhere? Aren't you just asking for trouble? And what good will this do against the Western Buddha?"

Long'an blushed and said, "I didn't go around saying it. I only mentioned it to a few close friends while drinking. I will remember Your Majesty's teachings and will not speak lightly again!"

I nodded and said, "That's right. You must learn the art of concealment and know how to preserve yourself! I see that the palace guards are insufficient, and I would like to increase the number of guards in my palace. Can Chief Eunuch Long select some for me immediately?"

Long'an was taken aback, but immediately asked, "How many more does Your Majesty want?"

"My place here isn't very big, and I'm afraid too many wouldn't fit. Just arrange three hundred men for me first!" I said casually.

Long'an was taken aback again and said cautiously, "The Western Buddha is very vigilant here. Suddenly adding so many men might arouse suspicion!" "My lord, I can add a few more men for you. As for the rest, I'll find you a larger residence outside the palace for them to stay in and train intensively. Whenever you need them, I can bring them to the palace immediately!"

I thought for a moment and said, "Chief Steward Long is very thoughtful. Let's do as he suggests! However, the men must be carefully selected. They must be clever, reliable, have martial arts skills, and also have some literary talent and know how to deploy troops!"

Long An nodded and said, "My lord, rest assured, I have several sworn brothers who are all talented in both literature and martial arts. I'll transfer them to you immediately. As for the outside matters, I'll go and choose a residence first. However, with so many people, the expenses will be quite high. My lord must find a solution immediately!" His words stunned me.

Chapter Eight: Minor Success in Skill

. It was only then that I realized Long'an only had the power to mobilize people, not financial power. To secretly maintain such a large army, I had to solve the problem of funding. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but worry about my next move! But I dared not show it on my face, and still smiled and said, "Money is easy to handle. You don't need to worry about the silver. I have my own way of solving it!" "You should focus on your work!"

After Long An left, I had Xiao Fuzi get two sets of eunuch clothes for Yan'er and Fei'er. They both naturally had long, flowing hair, and Xiao Fuzi braided it into long braids. Dressed in the clothes and wearing melon-shaped hats, they looked like two handsome young servants, absolutely adorable!

I then had Xiao Fuzi take Yan'er and Fei'er to move everything we brought from the carriage to the inner chamber of my palace. The three of us inventoried the things we brought to this world and discovered that besides the computer, Yan'er also had a very nice instant camera and two large boxes of film. I happily said, "These things can come in handy!"

Fei'er pouted, "What for? Want to open a photo studio?"

Yan'er slapped her, "Don't underestimate our husband, he's not that petty!" "

Ha, my first wife is so sensible! Mature women are truly exceptional!

There's no heating in the room, it's freezing cold, and we were shivering in no time! I had Xiao Fuzi bring over a charcoal brazier, and although the fire inside looked bright red, it didn't provide much warmth in the room!

As dusk fell, Xiao Fuzi brought dinner with some people. It looked good, but when we tasted it, it just didn't taste as good as the food in that world! Sigh, even our good fortune is gone!

After dinner, Xiao Fuzi said, 'Your Majesty, what should we do with the two empresses? Should they stay overnight in this palace? If they do, should they be arranged in the Empress's room in the East Annex Hall, or the concubines' room in the West Annex Hall?'

Damn it, you idiot, do you even need to ask? Can my wife not be the Empress? But two Empresses are a bit too many, aren't they? Damn it, two is fine, I'd be lucky if they didn't make three!

I said, 'Of course, in the Ti Shun Hall, these are my two Empresses!'

'But the bed there isn't much bigger than this!' " "Xiao Fuzi said with difficulty.

I looked back at the bed. It was just right for three people to squeeze in. What a fool! People who have never slept with their wives are so stupid. They don't even know that hugging and cuddling doesn't take up space!

I smiled and said, "Let's just make do with it for now. You immediately replace the servants here. No matter what tricks you come up with, just don't let the Empress Dowager know they're here!"

Xiao Fuzi hurriedly said, "Don't worry, this servant will arrange it. We absolutely cannot let that old woman know!"

I didn't want to listen to his rambling anymore, so I waved my hand and said, "Then kneel down and take your leave! Get Ti Shuntang arranged immediately!" Having watched too much TV, he knew a thing or two about this. Sure enough, Xiao Fuzi kowtowed and left.

The three of them discussed it for a long time and decided to take it one step at a time. Isn't there a saying, "cross the river by feeling the stones"? We should learn that too!

A little while later, Xiao Fuzi led two maids, taking Yan'er and Fei'er over. I looked at the books on the shelf for a while longer, then blew out the lamp and let Xiao Fuzi lead me to the door of the east wing room. Xiao Fuzi said, "Your Majesty, go in yourself. I still need to make some arrangements!"

It seemed my two wives were even more eager than I was. By the time I took off my clothes and crawled into bed, they were already completely naked, hiding under the covers.

I couldn't wait any longer and grabbed one of them to begin my assault, saying, "Come on, let's do our third cultivation technique right now! I need to improve our skills quickly, I need to control that old hag!"

My two little wives really knew what was good for them, and they practiced with extra effort. From nine o'clock to three o'clock the next day, we exchanged six blows in one go. Later, the two of them couldn't take it anymore and murmured, "Come on, husband, I'm down here now!"

I'm the kind of person who's always in a hurry. We've come this far, so I had to seize the day. I gritted my teeth and thrust my penis into Yan'er's body again. Suddenly, a red light flashed before my eyes, and I felt a tingling sensation on my scalp. My seminal gate opened wide, and I fainted.

I don't know how much time passed before I woke up. I immediately felt incredibly comfortable, my joints seemed much more flexible than usual, and my mind was exceptionally clear. I glanced at my sleeping wife on either side of me, then quietly got dressed and went to the garden to practice Tai Chi. But as soon as I made a jumping motion, my body suddenly shot up three or four zhang (about 10-12 meters) high, before crashing to the ground with a thud. I lay there for a long time, unable to get up. I

couldn't practice anymore, so I limped back into the house.

As soon as I entered the house, Yan'er rushed out of the inner room like a madwoman and grabbed me, saying, "Honey, we did it! I can multitask now! I was looking at the smelting technology on the computer, and I could also calculate the range of that cannon over here! It's amazing! And my memory is incredible; I memorized all the information after just one look! Hey, what happened to you?"

"Damn it, I just did a leap, and my body went airborne, flying three or four zhang high! I almost fell to my death!"

Yan'er pulled me outside and said, "Jump gently again!"

Of course, I had to listen to my wife. Didn't we say, 'Eat more vegetables, drink less alcohol, listen to your wife, and follow the Party' is the standard for a good husband? We have to practice what we preach! No matter how painful the fall, I had to jump! I jumped gently, and my body shot onto the roof. My god, amazing! I was still standing there dumbfounded when Yan'er slapped my bottom, almost knocking me to the ground. I turned around and said, "You're kidding me—you—how did you get up on the roof too?"

Before I could react, she had already dragged me to the ground, pulled me into the house like a madwoman, pushed me onto the bed, and started kissing me: "Husband, we succeeded! We've mastered light-body kung fu! Your jade disc can react now!"

My little wife Fei'er was even crazier. She reached out and used her qigong to grab a glass of cold water that was more than ten meters away, took a sip, and then made the glass fly back to the table by itself. Having gained superpowers, she was so happy that she climbed on top of me naked and shouted, "Husband, I've broken through the fourth level of the bottleneck! Fei'er will reward you with three hundred more slaps!"

I suddenly felt someone approaching and hurriedly pushed Fei'er down, "Get off quickly, someone's coming from afar!"

Fei'er was stunned, "No one's here, don't scare me!" She didn't believe me and was still tearing at my clothes. Just as she stripped me naked, Xiao Fuzi's voice came from outside, "Your Majesty, it's time to pay respects to the Western Buddha!"

Damn it, I forgot about this stinky rule! Go see Empress Dowager Cixi? I shuddered in fright. Don't let this slip! But an ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her in-laws eventually, I have to go! I quickly put on my clothes and said to my two little wives, "Stay home and behave yourself, I'll be right back! If anything goes wrong, you two can shoot me out!" As soon as

I said this, Yan'er hugged me and kissed me again and again, her eyes filled with tears, as if she was sending me to the execution ground.

Fei'er was still muttering to herself, completely dazed, "You sensed it, you sensed it!"

Just as I was about to go out, Yan'er pulled me back and whispered, "Your Majesty, this servant hasn't combed your hair yet!" She said this, but she was holding that long braid in her hand!

I was startled. What the hell was wrong with me? I get so carried away when I'm happy or nervous. This is a bad habit. If I don't change it, I won't even know how I lost my head! If I went out without the braid, I'd be exposed immediately, and the three of us would be tied up and taken to the execution ground right away!

Yan'er and Fei'er, who was completely naked, busied themselves dressing me up. I picked up a mirror and looked at myself: "I actually look quite presentable! I could probably charm a whole bunch of beauties on the street!"

I turned around and saw Fei'er still naked, admiring my transformation. I laughed and said, "Quickly close the doors and windows, our little spring is being exposed!"

With that, I gave my little wife a light smack on the bottom, making her jump high and burrow into the covers, but she still looked at me and giggled foolishly. Damn it, how come she didn't know her husband was trembling?

I knew, because we broke through the fourth level of the bottleneck and entered the fifth level. Now we were more than capable of protecting ourselves, so of course she was happy! Moreover, her husband was so handsome and dashing, and had become the emperor, the leader of all people. How could she not feel proud and happy? But now was the time to be happy? How could she forget that her husband was about to undergo a huge test! Whether I, this fake emperor, can get past Empress Dowager Cixi is a matter of life and death!

I walked to the bedside, lifted the covers, pinched his little upturned bottom, and said, "Don't get too excited, get up quickly, we're dancing on the edge of a knife! Your husband is about to step onto that edge!" Fei'er hurriedly got up and dressed.

Looking at my two stunningly beautiful wives, I secretly vowed to myself, just for them, I'll make a name for myself in this world! I'll defeat this old hag!

I returned to the palace and saw Xiao Fuzi still kneeling there. I said, "Get up quickly. From now on, you should kneel when there are outsiders, but if there are no outsiders, you can skip the kneeling and bowing. It's too much trouble!"

Xiao Fuzi hurriedly said, "Master loves Xiao Fuzi, I know, but rules are rules. Xiao Fuzi can't break them for Master. Xiao Fuzi wants to set a good example for the servants and let them know that Master is the best master in the world!"

I asked, "Have all the personal servants been arranged?"

"They were arranged last night. Two people from over there saw you two masters yesterday. I was afraid they would report it, so I had Long An take them out and deal with them! Now, all the servants who are with you are our own people! Steward Li has also been registered. You two masters can stay here with peace of mind!"

His words startled me. "Deal with them? Killed them?"

"No, she was sold overseas!"

In Chapter Nine, Empress Dowager

Cixi's maid, Xiao Fuzi, straightened my clothes and tugged at my sleeves, then said, "You two ladies are quite good at serving Your Majesty. Look how well you've dressed him, you've taken over all the servants' work! And you're so beautiful, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Your Majesty has excellent taste! Much better than Gui Xiang's daughter, Yehenara! Your Majesty must make a good decision! Don't let that girl in; she'll be a huge problem. With her around, you won't have any peace and quiet!"

I smiled and didn't say anything, but I already knew in my heart: Am I stupid? Would I keep a spy by my side? Even if she were as beautiful as a fairy, as radiant as a peach blossom, I wouldn't dare to deceive her!

As beautiful as a fairy, as radiant as a peach blossom? Is there anyone more beautiful than my two little wives? My two wives were already exceptional women, and after this period of cultivation, they would be ranked among the top beauties even in their original world, let alone in this era? No, this era also has beauties, right? There's Consort Zhen, isn't there? She's the epitome of gentleness, beauty, and virtue! Hmm, logically, this marriage selection should be her chance to make her appearance! Ha, today we'll get to see the beautiful Consort Zhen!

Damn it, how could I forget about death the moment I thought of a beautiful woman? What kind of behavior is this!

Following Xiao Fuzi, we turned and twisted until we arrived at the gate of Kunning Palace. Xiao Fuzi stepped back. I knew I was about to see Empress Dowager Cixi, this ruthless and powerful woman who had brought ruin to the country! I was so nervous I could hardly breathe, afraid of giving myself away, and I walked with extra caution.

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw a very beautiful noblewoman sitting high in the main seat, puffing on a long pipe that was at least a meter long. Several maids stood by her side, carrying a spittoon, a hand warmer, a water cup, and a towel.

I knew this must be Empress Dowager Cixi! I forced myself to calm my wildly beating heart, took a few quick steps, and knelt before Cixi: "Your subject kowtows to Your Majesty, long live the Empress Dowager! Long live the Empress Dowager! Long live the Empress Dowager!"

Damn it, people always call the Empress Dowager "Thousand Years Old," but she calls her "Ten Thousand Years Old"—that's too damn domineering! "Long live the Emperor! Where does that leave me, Emperor Guangxu? Isn't this a case of female dominance over male dominance? They criticize male chauvinism all day, but why don't they criticize female chauvinism?" I kowtowed, cursing inwardly with increasing fervor!

Empress Dowager Cixi smiled and said, "Get up! The Emperor looks quite well today. Did he take some tonic? He hasn't attended court these past few days, and he doesn't come to keep his mother company more often! Your mother is getting stranger; she always feels lonely and hopes her son will come visit more often! We've agreed that from now on, you can come to your mother's place whenever you have free time.

Your aunt loves your innocent and obedient little face!" Damn it, innocent and obedient, and "little face"—all those words for toddlers are being used on me! What does that mean? Does it mean I'm a three-year-old who will never grow up, so you can hold power forever?

But I dared not say that aloud; I still needed to secure my position first! I said, "I didn't take any medicine, just followed the Empress Dowager's advice and got up early to move around more! I've been busy studying the late Emperor's essays and some local chronicles these past few days, so I haven't been able to come over, but I've learned a lot! I think I'll soon be in charge of major affairs, so I need to know more about the situation in our Great Qing Dynasty, to leverage our strengths and counter the weaknesses of the barbarians, and to share Mother

's burdens!" Empress Dowager Cixi quickly said, "Good, good, that's how it should be. More movement is good for your appetite and your health! There's no need to rush into taking charge of major affairs. Isn't Mother here? How can I abandon my child? Come here, sit with me! Let me see you! Oh, you're getting more and more energetic, hmm, you're starting to look like a man!"

This woman, why does she use both titles so readily, as if afraid I won't know my relationship with her! Guangxu was her sister's son. After the late Emperor passed away, there was no successor, so Guangxu was adopted. Therefore, Cixi was both his aunt and his Empress Dowager. Her words weren't grammatically incorrect; I think she was either trying to make me realize she was my closest relative, or reminding me that she was the one who put me on the throne! In short, she was doing everything she could to subtly pressure me, to keep me under her wing!

I moved closer to her, and the pungent smell of her pipe almost knocked me over! I'd heard that Manchu women loved smoking pipes, but today I truly experienced it firsthand!

Empress Dowager Cixi took a few quick puffs, then handed her pipe to a palace maid. She rinsed her mouth with water, spat into a spittoon, wiped her mouth and hands with a towel, then pulled my hand over and placed it on her lap, playing with it as she said, "The New Year is almost here, and my son will be seventeen. It's time for him to marry and have children. These past few days, your mother has been worried about him. Today, I'll select a few beautiful and virtuous women for him. What are your thoughts, my son?"

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief. Damn it, it seems I can still be Emperor Guangxu!

Empress Dowager Cixi was dressed in gorgeous, well-tailored clothes that accentuated her curves, making her look like a fiery woman in her thirties! This old woman didn't look fifty at all. Not only was her hair jet black and shiny, but her face was also free of wrinkles and excess fat. Her skin was delicate, fair, and smooth, almost translucent. Coupled with her straight, delicate nose, small, pretty mouth, arched eyebrows, and bright, dark eyes, she was absolutely stunning and eye-catching! No wonder she couldn't maintain her womanly virtues, keeping several male lovers. Even after being caught red-handed by the Empress Dowager, she remained infatuated.

She certainly had the assets for amorous affairs! I knew that to consolidate the Yehenara clan's position in the imperial family, she was determined to marry her niece to Emperor Guangxu. If I disagreed now, I would definitely offend her, and she would retaliate fiercely. I wasn't even sure if I could leave this room unscathed!

I hurriedly said, "It's all up to Your Majesty. Your Majesty is wise, discerning, kind, and benevolent. I believe Your Majesty will choose a gentle and virtuous wife for me!"

Cixi happily said, "Good, good! I love obedient children! Don't worry, I'll definitely choose several beautiful and virtuous women for you! Hmm, your hands are still quite warm. Is it still not too cold outside?"

I said, "It was quite cold this morning, but now that the sun is out, it's quite warm. I don't feel cold at all wearing these. I even sweated a little when I walked over!"

Cixi reached out and examined my clothes. After looking at them, she said angrily, "This child, why don't you wear more clothes? What if you get cold? Where's the mink cloak I gave you? Why aren't you wearing it? That stuff blocks the wind! Do you think it's too heavy? Someone, bring me that new sea otter fur coat that Russia just sent me!" "Bring it here! That thing is so light and soft; it will suit you perfectly, my son!"

I hurriedly said, "I'm not cold. Actually, that mink coat is fine; it's warm and beautiful! I'm just afraid that it will make me too delicate and unable to withstand the wind, so I won't be able to be a true Manchu warrior!"

Empress Dowager Cixi giggled, like a child: "My son, you're so good at talking! It's always said that staying warm keeps you from getting sick, not that getting cold keeps you from getting sick. Listen to your aunt, you should stay warm from now on! Your mother wants you to be a good emperor, not just a warrior! Warriors are easy to choose; there are plenty of them. But a good emperor is hard to choose; it's hard to find even one among millions! Remember, your mother hopes you will be a good emperor of the Qing Dynasty!"

I nodded: "I remember, I will definitely be a good emperor who expands the territory of the Qing Dynasty and makes all directions come to pay homage!" This wasn't just to appease the old witch; it was my heartfelt wish at that moment!

Empress Dowager Cixi giggled again, "That's not necessary. Just don't let those Western barbarians cause trouble! Our ancestors were insightful enough to implement the maritime ban, but some people insist on 'learning from the barbarians' strengths.' Well, that's exactly what happened—they've brought foreign devils home, causing headaches and driving everyone crazy!"

I cursed inwardly, "You've been a bunch of scoundrels since your ancestors! If it weren't for that maritime ban, China wouldn't be so poor and weak!"

Just then, a palace maid carried a square tray with a silver fur coat on it. I'd seen this in a Russian shop in Heihe, a major northern city in another world; it cost forty or fifty thousand yuan. I never expected to find it here. It was so beautiful, but I couldn't accept it. This old hag was using this little trinket to win people over; I wondered what kind of wicked scheme she was up to!

Empress Dowager Cixi said, "Someone, help the Emperor put on this coat!"

I hurriedly said, "Mother, you should keep this coat. I'm young and don't need it!"

Cixi's face immediately fell: "So you're saying Mother is old?"

I quickly said, "No, no, no, that one is enough for me. Your Majesty is the most important person in the world, and good things should be left for Your Majesty to enjoy!"

Cixi chuckled again: "This child, you know how to talk! Here, wear it. I have more! Besides, this coat is a bit too big; it doesn't fit me. Here, try it on!"

I knew that if I refused again, I would be in trouble, so I quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Thank you for the gift, Your Majesty!"

Empress Dowager Cixi had exceptional taste. She dressed the young maids in all their alluring, seductive manners, their fragrance almost intoxicating. Then, with their soft little hands undressing and dressing me, my oblivious member suddenly sprang to life, creating a large bulge in my cotton trousers. This caused the maids to blush and giggle. At first, Cixi didn't notice the change, but later, seeing the maids' strange laughter, she turned her attention in my direction. Seeing my embarrassing state, she laughed, came over, and pinched my manhood, saying, "Oh, quite a size, and the standards aren't low either! It seems my son has really grown up and knows how to like pretty women! Do you want to take all these girls into your palace? Don't rush, in a couple of days your mother will get you two concubines to keep you company. If you really want to keep a son or daughter, our family will be more lively!" Damn it

, this spendthrift, why are you showing your face now? Aren't you being used as a stud? How embarrassing! I also find it strange that since I started practicing the Three Cultivation Techniques with my two young wives, my body has been changing more and more. First, my body is getting better and better, and I don't need to sleep as much anymore. I only need to rest for three or four hours a day, and my energy is incredibly high. My memory is also amazing, almost like I can remember everything I see! Second, I'm getting younger and younger, and my manhood is getting stronger and stronger. Every day, the two of them have to be exhausted before they can make me ejaculate, and the Three Cultivation Techniques require the union of Yin and Yang essences. If I don't ejaculate, I can't achieve the purpose of the practice. They kept scolding me for being deliberately mean! But was I really that mean?

When the old hag saw that I had finished dressing, she said, "My son, come and help your mother. Let's go for a walk in the garden! Staying cooped up in this house all the time is making us weak! Now that the sun is out, let's go outside and get some exercise and relax!"

She was calling me, so even though I didn't want to, I had to pretend to smile and go over to her in a particularly "friendly" way, and walk outside.

Walking in the garden, with servants following at a distance, Empress Dowager Cixi said slowly and deliberately, "My son is a descendant of the Aisin Gioro clan, and he must shoulder the family business entrusted to him by our ancestors! After the New Year, I will be seventeen years old, and it will be time for me to personally take charge of major affairs. Your mother is tired and needs to rest!"

I didn't know what she was up to, so I quickly said, "I am still young and inexperienced. If I were to take charge of major affairs now, I would be afraid that it would delay the development of the Qing Dynasty, and I would also be afraid that some old ministers would not be convinced!"

Even if someone listened, this was just a humble remark, and it was definitely not her true intention. I was still admiring my own smooth and skillful Tai Chi when Empress Dowager Cixi clapped her hands and said, "My son is absolutely right! That's exactly the problem! Yesterday, several old ministers wrote to me saying that Prince Gong and his gang haven't given up and still want to control the court; the Fa Rebellion hasn't been eradicated and they're still planning a comeback. They're worried that I'm too young and lack the courage to deal with Prince Gong and the Fa Rebellion. They want me to help you for a few more years. These people are just worrying unnecessarily. Why don't they consider my health? Do they want to work me to death? I replied to them yesterday, saying, 'My son is wise and insightful, with a magnanimous spirit, and is fully capable of shouldering heavy responsibilities!'"

Damn, her Tai Chi is much smoother than mine; she's practically a master!

I quickly said, "Your Majesty, you flatter me too much. I still hope Your Majesty will guide me a little longer!"

This was just a polite remark, but to my surprise, Cixi immediately replied, "I couldn't sleep last night, tossing and turning. Even if you are a wise ruler, you can't be a know-it-all right away. You need someone to support you and guide you. Raising a child takes time and can't be rushed! So, I've decided to guide you for a few more years!"

Damn it, she tricked me the moment I made a move!

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