Adult Jokes Collection 4

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1.
Aro, Paggey, and Dclee went swimming at a nudist camp. It was then that Aro discovered that men's penises come in different sizes.
Curious, Aro asked Dclee why. Dclee replied, "Well... well... the bigger a man's... thing is... the smarter he is. Don't worry, you'll understand when you're a little older." Soon after, they all got separated. Later, Dclee found Aro and asked: "Where's Paggey?" Aro replied: "Oh, she's talking to
someone who's getting smarter and smarter."
2.
Xiao Ying, a thirteen-year-old country girl, came to Taipei to work in a bristle brush factory to help support her family.
Because she was going through puberty, she noticed a lot of dark hair growing in her pubic area and thought she'd caught it from the bristle brushes, so she ran to ask
the boss .
Xiao Ying: "Boss, I've caught it from the bristle brushes! I've grown so much hair down there!
" Boss: "Silly child, that's normal."
Xiao Ying still didn't believe it, so the boss took off her pants to
show her, and she only then half-believed.
A few months later, Xiao Ying's pubic hair grew even more, and she started to worry again
. So she went to find the boss again,
but the boss wasn't there. She told the boss about it.
The boss smiled and said: "Don't worry."
Xiao Ying still didn't believe it, so the boss also took off his pants to show her.
At this point, Xiao Ying cried and said: "Even the shaft has grown out! You
said you wouldn't get infected!" Boss: ?#@!!
3.
Paggey pointed at Aro's genitals and asked: "What's this? Why don't I have one?" Aro proudly said, "My mom said
only boys have this one. Humph! You don't have one!" Paggey then cried and went home to complain to her mother, "Why don't I have that
one?" Her mother comforted her and told her that when she grew up,
she would have as many as she wanted...
4.
A wife wanted to attract her husband's attention but failed.
One day, the wife saw a sexy lingerie set on the street, and, unwilling to give up, immediately bought it, waiting for her husband to come home from work.
That evening , while her husband was reading the newspaper, the wife, wearing the purple sexy lingerie, walked around in front of him, hoping for a
reaction, but he remained unmoved. So...
The next day, the wife changed into a red sexy lingerie set, but her husband still showed no reaction. At this point, the wife
couldn't hold back any longer, so she walked around naked in front of her husband... Heaven rewards the diligent, and the husband
finally reacted and spoke... Husband: "Wife, the purple lingerie you wore yesterday was sexy and alluring, and the red
lingerie you just wore is as passionate as fire..." However, you'd better iron this flesh-colored underwear before wearing it!!
5.
Teacher called Xiaoming: Xiaoming, I opened a ranch, do you want to come and take a look? Xiaoming: Sure!
When Xiaoming visited, he saw milking cows and was very interested in the milking machine, so he bought a pot from the teacher to take home and
masturbate ... Xiaoming took it home and used it. After a few minutes, it was already finished, but the machine didn't stop.
He anxiously called the teacher and asked: Teacher, how do I stop the machine for that pot?
Teacher: It's very simple, it will stop when the bucket is full....
Xiaoming: *&^&*^%()
6
Hatching Eggs Xiaohua: Xiaoming, what are you doing on the bed? Xiaoming: I found an egg, and someone said it's an elephant's egg. I plan to hatch it myself on
the bed and then sell it to the circus. Xiaohua, half-believing and half-doubting, reached under the quilt and groped around. Suddenly
, she shouted with joy: "Oh my! It's true! It's already started hatching! I can touch the baby elephant's trunk!"
7
Reversing into a Parking Space In the electric driving training ground, the instructor was yelling at the ARO... Hey, hey, hey...
Girl, where are you looking?! How many times have I told you...
Look straight ahead, don't look down! Why is it crooked again??
Tsk tsk tsk... It's so crooked... Didn't I just teach you? How come you forgot again
?! Where are you touching?! That one! That one!!
Hold it properly... ? - Who told you to push forward? Push backward! Push backward!!
Ugh... You're shaking so badly...
Who told you to lift your left leg so high?? Laugh? You dare to laugh?!
#$%^&*... ps Poor Aro
practiced reversing into a parking space like crazy for the whole class because he was laughing so hard, but he couldn't get it right... q_q
8
There was a convent where an old nun and a young nun lived. The young nun had lived in the convent since she was a child and was now nineteen years old
. She was beautiful and graceful,
but she was increasingly showing signs of having romantic feelings. She felt that this desire was sinful, but she didn't know how to deal with it. So she confided in the old
nun
: "Old nun, lately I keep thinking about men, what should I do?" The old nun looked at the young nun with sympathy, then
turned around opened a drawer, took out a revolver, and handed it to the young nun, saying: "If you still have desires for men, go to the back mountain and
shoot a shot into the sky. Then your thoughts will calm down."
The young nun did as she was told, and fired a shot. Strangely enough, her thoughts immediately calmed down. Day
after day, the young nun used this method to eliminate her sexual needs. However, as she grew older, she found that she needed to fire more bullets
to relieve her desires. From then on, the number of bullets she fired increased day by day. Finally, one day, she
emptied her revolver in one go. But to her surprise, she still couldn't eliminate her urges. Suddenly, she thought that the old nun was so old; she
must have other ways to solve the problem. So the young nun went to the old nun's room to ask for advice. When she walked in, she
almost fainted—the old nun was wearing a blue jumpsuit, carrying two machine guns on her back, with a row of grenades hanging from her waist,
dragging a cannon ,
her eyes bloodshot, as she walked out, ready to unleash her pent-up desires…
9.
Paggey accidentally ran into the boys' swimming pool, and all the boys stared at her.
At this moment, Paggey walked along the edge of the pool, noticed something was wrong, and grabbed a sign to cover her private parts.
At this moment, the boys burst into laughter!
Paggey found it strange, then noticed the sign said "Men Only" and quickly changed it. But
when　 , the men laughed even louder... because the sign actually said "Two Meters Deep."
Four-
year-old Mary excitedly told her mother one day:
“Mommy, Mommy, I know!”
’Know what?’ ’
Why is Daddy’s belly so big!
’ ’Oh, why?’ ’
Because this morning I saw the maid Julie
blowing hard on the tube under Daddy’s belly.’

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