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Cleverly seducing the other man's girlfriend in the same apartment 

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I graduated from university in June and, after discussing it with my family, came to Shanghai alone. The summer heat and noise of Shanghai made me dizzy and disoriented. But since I was already there, I decided to focus on finding a job. Without thinking about anything else, I went to the street and rented an apartment through an agency.
The landlady was a middle-aged woman, a shrewd Shanghainese, very calculating. We negotiated for a long time before agreeing on a price of 1500 yuan per month. The apartment had two bedrooms and a living room. One bedroom had air conditioning and a double bed, while the other didn't have air conditioning and had a single bed. The air-conditioned bedroom was larger, while the other bedroom was smaller but connected to a balcony. To get to the balcony, you had to go through the smaller bedroom (the later story is closely related to the location of this bedroom). After signing the contract, I quickly moved my luggage into the apartment and moved into the air-conditioned bedroom. Sleeping with the air conditioning on every day was quite comfortable, so I started diligently looking for a job.
"Young Master, you must come back with us. The Han family needs you to take charge now."
"Your father is critically ill, and your brother is gone. Only you can support the Han family now."
"Your grandmother said we must bring you back."
On Zitong Street in Yuncheng, Han Sanqian carried a gift box, wearing clothes bought from a roadside stall, his expression indifferent.
"I've never been good at sweet talk, and I couldn't win her favor. My brother is deeply loved, and my grandmother is afraid I'll take his place as heir, so she kicked me out of the Han family."
"I've been married into the Su family for three years, suffering endless humiliation. When has the Han family ever shown me a single word of concern? She forced me to leave the Han family, and now she wants me back with just a word. Does she think I, Han Sanqian
, am a dog?" "Right now, I just want to be a good-for-nothing in peace. Let nobody bother me."
Han Sanqian strode away, leaving the group looking at each other in bewilderment.
The Su family, a second-rate aristocratic family in Yun City, had seen Han Sanqian, down on his luck, marry an unknown good-for-nothing three years ago. The marriage, arranged by the Su family patriarch, was a sensation in Yun City, but the reason for the uproar was that Su Yingxia had married an unknown good-for-nothing, becoming the laughingstock of the entire city.
Only the Su family patriarch knew Han Sanqian's true identity, but two months after the wedding, he passed away from illness, and Han Sanqian's identity remained a mystery, cementing his status as a useless son-in-law.
For three years, Han Sanqian endured endless ridicule and cold treatment. However, compared to being kicked out of the Han family, the latter was far more disheartening.
He had accepted it; being criticized so often had become a habit.
Today was the Su family matriarch's birthday, and Han Sanqian had carefully chosen a gift—not expensive, destined to be mocked—but with no money in his pocket, this was all he could do.
As for what had just happened, Han Sanqian remained calm, even feeling a slight urge to laugh.
His brother was eloquent and could win over Grandma, but he was arrogant, domineering, and led a chaotic life; trouble was bound to happen sooner or later.
Perhaps this was fate's way of destroying the Han family.
But what did it have to do with me? I was just a despised live-in son-in-law of the Su family.
Back at the Su family villa, a beautiful figure stood anxiously at the door.
Su Yingxia, a very beautiful woman, Han Sanqian's wife in name only. It was because of her excellence that their wedding three years ago had become a joke.
Han Sanqian rushed to Su Yingxia's side and said, "Yingxia, who are you waiting for?"
Su Yingxia glanced at Han Sanqian with annoyance and said, "Is the gift for Grandma ready?"
Han Sanqian waved the gift box in his hand and said, "It's ready. I put a lot of thought into choosing it."
Su Yingxia didn't even glance at it. Three years ago, she didn't know what had gotten into her grandfather, insisting that she marry Han Sanqian and make him a live-in son-in-law.
What puzzled Su Yingxia even more was that before his grandfather passed away, he held her hand and warned her not to look down on Han Sanqian.
Three years had passed, and Su Yingxia couldn't understand what this good-for-nothing had that made her grandfather look at him differently. If it weren't for the Su family's reputation, she would have divorced Han Sanqian long ago.
"Don't say anything out of line later. All the relatives will be here today, and they'll inevitably make sarcastic remarks. You'd better bear with it; I don't want to embarrass you because of me," Su Yingxia warned.
Han Sanqian smiled and nodded, seemingly unconcerned.
Seeing Han Sanqian's expression, Su Yingxia felt like banging her head against a wall. He had no background, but if he had some real skills, that would be fine. For three whole years, besides sweeping, washing clothes, and cooking, he had never done anything else at home.
Han Sanqian wasn't dissatisfied with Su Yingxia's attitude at all. They had married without any emotional foundation, and it was extremely unfair for Su Yingxia to marry him, a good-for-nothing. Therefore, he understood her.
The two walked into the living room, where almost all of Su's relatives had arrived, creating a lively atmosphere.
"Yingxia, you've finally arrived!"
"It's Grandma's birthday today, why are you so late?"
"You're not preparing some kind of surprise for Grandma, are you?"
Relatives greeted Su Yingxia warmly, completely ignoring Han Sanqian's presence.
Han Sanqian, used to being a background figure, didn't mind. It was better to be ignored, so no one would laugh at him.
However, there were always people who were unhappy with him. Su Yingxia's cousin, Su Haichao, would always make things difficult for Han Sanqian every time they met, belittling him to the point of worthlessness. Even Han Sanqian's reputation as a useless son-in-law in Yuncheng was orchestrated by Su Haichao, who often spoke ill of Han Sanqian outside.
"Han Sanqian, what you're holding, is that a gift for Grandma?" Su Haichao looked at Han Sanqian with a smile. Such a small thing, wrapped in gift paper, looked like a cheap item.
"Yes," Han Sanqian readily admitted.
Su Haichao scoffed, "What is this thing? Did you buy it from a roadside stall?"
Han Sanqian shook his head and said, "I bought it from a gift shop."
Although he was honest, his words caused a burst of laughter. Su Yingxia's expression froze. She hadn't expected to be embarrassed because of Han Sanqian so soon after arriving home.
However, Su Yingxia usually kept quiet at times like this. She considered herself and Han Sanqian as two separate families. She didn't care how Han Sanqian embarrassed himself, as long as the topic didn't involve her.
"Are you kidding me? It's Grandma's 80th birthday today. You didn't put much thought into preparing a gift?" Su Haichao walked to the coffee table in the living room, which was filled with various expensive gifts. They were obviously very valuable, a world apart from Han Sanqian's gift box.
"Look what I gave Grandma. Aged Pu'er tea. Do you know how much this tea cake cost? 880,000 yuan." Su Haichao said proudly.
"Hehe, that's great." Han Sanqian glanced at Su Yingxia. Su Yingxia had already warned him to speak less, so he replied sparingly.
Su Haichao clearly wanted to show off his superiority in front of Han Sanqian with his gift, and continued, "Even the crumbs off this tea cake are more expensive than your gift, right, crumbs?"
Han Sanqian smiled without saying a word, and the entire living room was filled with snickers.
Although Su Yingxia was determined not to get involved in Han Sanqian's affairs, Han Sanqian was still her husband after all. They had a marriage certificate and a wedding ceremony. Even though she had never let Han Sanqian touch her in the past three years, and they hadn't consummated their marriage, she still couldn't bear to see Han Sanqian lose face in front of so many relatives.
"Su Haichao, that's enough. It's your business how much money you have. Whatever expensive gift you give is none of our business. You don't need to show off," Su Yingxia said with displeasure.
Han Sanqian looked at Su Yingxia in surprise. This was the first time in three years that Su Yingxia had spoken up for him.
"Show off? Yingxia, you're wrong. Do I need to show off in front of a good-for-nothing? I just think he doesn't value Grandma's birthday. And you, he's ignorant and doesn't have money for a gift. Don't you know how to help him out? Anyway, this good-for-nothing is just a gigolo. Or is it that you don't value Grandma's birthday at all?" Su Haichao sneered.
"You..." Su Yingxia blushed. Her family had the lowest status and the worst living conditions in the Su family, and she really couldn't afford gifts worth hundreds of thousands.
At this moment, Han Sanqian suddenly stood up, walked to Su Haichao's side, and sniffed the Pu'er tea.
"What are you doing? This is a gift for Grandma. How dare you, a good-for-nothing, smell it?" Su Haichao said angrily.
Han Sanqian frowned slightly and said, "Pu'er tea gets better with age, which is why older Pu'er tea is more expensive. But because of this, many vendors will artificially inflate prices by aging the tea." "Pu'er tea is
also divided into raw and ripe tea. The tea cake in your hand is mainly greenish-black, so it can be identified as raw tea. Raw tea has a taste that ripe tea cannot match, but newly made raw tea contains caffeine, which is very irritating to the human stomach and intestines. It needs to be aged for a long time; the longer the aging period, the lower the caffeine content."
"However, the tea cake in your hand, due to deliberate aging, hasn't been aged long enough. Drinking it will definitely harm your health."
"I may be a scoundrel, but you're even worse than me for passing off inferior goods as superior ones and even endangering Grandma's health."
Han Sanqian said emphatically, pointing at Su Haichao. The entire Su family villa fell silent!
Chapter Two: Turning Black into White
"You're talking nonsense! Grandma hasn't drunk tea for the past two years. How could I possibly harm her?" Su Haichao said with a look of panic, his eagerness to defend himself only making him seem guilty.
"Oh, I see." Han Sanqian nodded, feigning sudden realization. "So you knew Grandma didn't drink tea, so you used inferior goods to deceive her. The 880,000 yuan went into your own pocket, didn't it?"
Su Haichao's eyes darted around, looking guilty. Han Sanqian's words were spot on. He had indeed used inferior goods to try and save face for his family, and since Grandma didn't drink tea anymore, he thought she couldn't possibly discover it.
Unexpectedly, his attempt to show off in front of Han Sanqian and make a fool of himself in front of all the relatives backfired, as Han Sanqian exposed his lies!
"You good-for-nothing, your words are like made-up stories. Do you even know anything about tea?" Su Haichao said, trying to appear calm.
The relatives, who had just been somewhat suspicious of Su Haichao, realized they had almost been fooled by Han Sanqian after hearing this.
How could a gigolo like him possibly understand such high-end products?
"Han Sanqian, if you don't understand, shut up. Don't slander Haichao."
"Yeah, look at yourself, what kind of person are you? Pretending to be a professional, can you even tell the difference between good and bad?"
"You can only tell the difference between salt and MSG, after all, you're just a stay-at-home husband."
Another burst of laughter erupted, particularly grating.
Han Sanqian didn't argue. Back in the Han family, he had met a tea expert and a tea cake collector. No one present could match his knowledge of tea.
But as the saying goes, "every profession has its own secrets," and explaining anything to those who know nothing is useless.
"What's all this commotion about?" At that moment, an aged voice rang out, and the Su family matriarch finally appeared.
All the relatives rose to their feet, their attitudes extremely respectful.
Since the death of the Su family patriarch, the matriarch had held absolute power, her position akin to that of Empress Dowager Cixi. Every matter, big or small, in the Su family had to be decided by her. The Su family's current status was entirely due to her influence
. Some people hoped for the matriarch's demise so they could seize real power, but the matriarch was in good health and it seemed unlikely she would fulfill their wishes in the coming years.
"Grandma, Su Haichao sent you a cake of aged Pu'er tea. See if it's real or fake." Su Yingxia glanced at Han Sanqian, and for some reason, she believed him. Perhaps deep down, she also hoped to expose the lie.
Upon hearing this, Su Haichao panicked.
Others might not be able to tell the tea's authenticity, but Grandma, who had been drinking tea for decades, would surely be able to tell. Asking her to determine its genuineness was like sending herself to the executioner's block .
"Is that so? Let me see," said the old lady of the Su family.
Su Haichao, looking as if he were going to his execution, handed the tea cake to the old lady.
Su Yingxia, wanting to give Han Sanqian some credit, quickly said, "Sanqian figured it out."
The old lady's wrinkled face showed displeasure. Su Haichao felt like dying; his parents were also pale. If they had really given a fake, and the old lady was unhappy and held a grudge, their future inheritance would likely be reduced.
Su Yingxia glanced at Han Sanqian, thinking that he had at least done something for the family. If Grandma praised him, she could be a little kinder to him in the future.
But the old lady's next words poured cold water on Su Yingxia's hopes.
"It's real! Why are you slandering Haichao?" The old lady stared directly at Han Sanqian and questioned him.
Han Sanqian was stunned. There was clearly something wrong with the tea cake. He knew the old lady was a very knowledgeable tea person; how could she not see it?
Su Haichao was also stunned. Had she actually gotten away with it? Was it because his grandmother was old and her eyesight was failing?
"Grandma, take a closer look. This tea..."
Han Sanqian wanted to explain, but the old lady interrupted him sharply, "Are you saying that because I'm old and my eyesight is bad, I can't even tell the difference between real and fake? I say it's real, so it's real."
"Han Sanqian, Grandma has already said it's real. What are you still arguing about?"
"Mom, don't be angry. Han Sanqian is someone who doesn't know anything. Pretending to be an expert in front of you is just nonsense."
"Han Sanqian, aren't you going to apologize to Haichao?"
Han Sanqian looked at the old lady, a bitter smile suddenly appearing on his face.
It wasn't that she hadn't seen it; it was just that she didn't want to expose her grandson. "
That's right, I'm just an outsider, a useless son-in-law in your eyes. How could I possibly offend Su Haichao's pride because of me? "
*Slap!*
A loud slap rang out.
Su Yingxia gritted her teeth and looked at Han Sanqian, saying, "I shouldn't have had any hope for you."
Her face stung with pain; because Su Yingxia's nails were too long, several bloody scratches appeared on Han Sanqian's face.
Han Sanqian clenched his fist suddenly, but seeing Su Yingxia's tearful eyes, he relaxed it.
Wasn't all the grievances she suffered because of him? What reason did he have to be angry with her?
For three years, he had endured much infamy and humiliation, and Su Yingxia had suffered just as much.
It was hardship for him, but for Su Yingxia, it was a bolt from the blue.
"I'm sorry, I misjudged you," Han Sanqian said.
Su Yingxia felt utterly humiliated by Han Sanqian, wishing she could disappear into the ground. If he hadn't been so talkative, things wouldn't have escalated to this embarrassing state.
"What's the use of apologizing to me? Apologize to Hai Chao," Su Yingxia said.
Han Sanqian took a deep breath, walked up to Su Haichao, and said with his head down, "I'm sorry."
Su Haichao smiled and whispered in Han Sanqian's ear, "Do you think Grandma didn't see through it? But I'm her grandson, and you're just a useless son-in-law. Even if it's fake, she'll still help me."
Su Haichao's smug tone was particularly grating to Han Sanqian, but the old lady was twisting the truth and insisted that the tea cake was genuine, leaving Han Sanqian helpless.
This little incident didn't lower Han Sanqian's status in the Su family, because he was already considered a good-for-nothing by everyone, and his status was already at the lowest.
However, for Su Yingxia, this was very difficult to accept, but what she found unacceptable wasn't that Han Sanqian had embarrassed her.
After Su Yingxia calmed down, she realized a problem: the authenticity of the tea was irrelevant; what mattered was that the old lady would never speak up for Han Sanqian. This meant that even if Han Sanqian really saw through the tea, and the tea was indeed fake, Grandma would still protect Su Haichao.
As lunchtime approached, Su Yingxia walked up to Han Sanqian and said, "I owe you a slap. You can have it anytime you want."
"You owe me back for a slap?" Han Sanqian said with a bitter smile.
"I don't want to owe you anything. You know we're destined to divorce; it's just a matter of time," Su Yingxia said.
Han Sanqian watched Su Yingxia's retreating figure as she walked towards the dining room, and, not knowing where the courage came from, said, "Do you want me to change? In this world, only you can change me."
Su Yingxia turned her head with a smile, a smile filled with desolation.
"Don't forget your place. In the Su family, you'll never be valued. Besides, you're not some unappreciated talent."
At lunchtime, seating in the dining room was arranged according to family status.
Han Sanqian, as a son-in-law who had married into the family, was naturally assigned to the smallest table, the furthest from the Su family matriarch. Moreover, those at his table were all servants and cleaners from the Su family.
While they were eating, someone rushed into the dining room in a panic.
"Grandma, someone has brought a gift," the man said to the old lady of the Su family.
The old lady of the Su family never invited outsiders to her birthday celebration, and this had been the case for years. Moreover, the Su family was only a second-rate family in Yun City; no one would deliberately try to curry favor with them.
"Who is it?" the old lady of the Su family asked.
"They say...something about the Han family. I don't know them; I've never seen them before," the man said.
The Han family?
The only person with the surname Han present was Han Sanqian, but apart from Su Yingxia glancing at Han Sanqian, no one else connected the surname Han with Han Sanqian.
Chapter Three:
"Phoenixes in flight, a golden comb."
"Phoenixes arriving, a golden phoenix hairpin." "
Good fortune and auspiciousness, a jade abacus.
" "Riding a dragon and matching a phoenix, a pair of golden bracelets." "Mandarin ducks playing among lotus flowers
, a set of golden bowls and chopsticks."

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