There's so much rubbish about knowledge on campus!

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1. Our class has 11 boys and 42 girls. Last night during class meeting, to stimulate our imaginations, the teacher asked, "Class, please describe our class in one sentence."

A tomboy immediately said, "Yin prevails over Yang."

A boy gave a bizarre reply: "Why don't you say 'more bad than good'?"

2. In Chinese class, our beautiful teacher organized a word chain game, dividing us into two teams.

The teacher started with one, and the other team said "Taking the lead," and one of our idiots shouted at the top of his lungs, "First annihilate, then kill..." The teacher's face turned green.

3. My deskmate splashed water on me while washing his hands. I remembered our teacher often teaching us, "A drop of kindness deserves a spring of gratitude!" So I threw him into the well.

4. Teacher: What is quick thinking in a crisis?

Student: It was because I was anxious that I got angry, and then I got hemorrhoids because of the anger… 5.

One day in class, we were playing a game of passing a telegram. The first person heard: Xiao Liang was herding a flock of sheep when he met a wolf on the way. …

The message ended up being: Xiao Liang felt the weather was cold, so he shot and killed a wolf. …

6. On my way home from evening self-study, I saw a fight. I took out my phone to take a picture and forgot to turn off the flash. I was fine… but I lost a shoe. …

7. The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me: During my first exam, I glanced back at the girl behind me, and she blushed and covered her collar…

8. The most persistent person I've ever met: He has a very strong personality, unwavering perseverance, and a steadfast and unchanging belief. No matter what I say, his reply is always just two words: "Give me back the money!"

9. When I first started working, my mentor taught me that when you're trying to pick up girls, don't be afraid to confess. If one doesn't accept you, confess to ten. If ten don't accept you, confess to a hundred. Keep at it. Eventually, one of them will be blind.

10. Every time I see a nouveau riche flaunting their wealth, I want to shout at them, "Do you think money can buy friends? Can money buy girls? Can money buy dignity? Can money buy happiness?"

But I never ask these questions aloud because I know the answer is always yes.

11. If someone has no money, they'll dress like they have a lot; if someone lacks knowledge, they'll pretend to know everything. In other words,

you'll show off what you lack. Look online, if a celebrity couple shows off their love, they'll break up soon after.

As a low-key middle-aged man, I never show how loving my wife and I are in front of my friends… because… I don't have a wife yet…

12. I always thought I was special, but it turns out I'm exceptionally tragic.

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