Selected Micro-Quotes 0903: Turning off Wi-Fi can stimulate my wife's libido.

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1. Today I watched my mom play Temple Run. She was yelling and screaming, like she was about to fall and die. Then she said to her grandpa next to her, "Dad, let me teach you how to play this, it's really exciting." My grandpa turned around and said to my mom in a serious tone: "My voice isn't good!" (Bruce)

2. While patrolling the street, a little boy followed behind him. He squatted down and asked, "What's wrong, little boy?" The little boy timidly grabbed his sleeve: "Officer, can I borrow your phone for a moment? I want to call my brother and ask him to come pick me up." Without saying a word, he took out his phone, looked at the little boy with a gentle expression, and dialed the number. He didn't notice that the man leaning against the street corner looked down at his phone, smiled, and gave the little boy a thumbs up. ( @This Person is Called Dogblood)

3. I accidentally saw a jewelry brand called Darry Ring. It's very special; only men can buy it, and you can only buy it once in your lifetime with your ID card. Women can't buy it. In other words, a man can only give one woman a Darry Ring in his lifetime. The Darry Ring symbolizes that true love belongs only to two people. Many people don't have the courage to buy such a ring because they don't have the money. ( @天才橘菇君)

4. Turning off Wi-Fi can arouse a wife's libido. ( @ljqu)

5. If China becomes unlivable, whether long-term or short-term, seriously, don't think too highly of foreign countries. Without accumulated wealth, it's best to stay put. This accumulation isn't just about money, but also professional knowledge, experience living abroad, etc. Of course, you can solve this by preparing 10 times more money and lowering your expectations 10 times. If none of the above conditions are met, then think about how to endure and make do. As for the middle-class Chinese in the US, how many days of good fortune have they had? ( @折花哥)

6. "You're so efficient, you get things done in no time." "Are you praising my efficiency?" "No, you're a little bit slow." ( @大脑袋刀客)

7. Watching mainland losers humbly ask their bosses for income certificates a month in advance, then excitedly run to the embassy with their ID cards, household registration books, employer certificates, and bank statements to apply for visas, then celebrate with their visas, then rush to the airport breathless, and post on Weibo saying they're about to embark on a #spontaneoustrip#, the Hong Kong rioters, looking at their Hong Kong SAR passports in their bags, can't help but laugh. ( @中环)

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