A little girl fell from the sky.

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It's so hot! I'm feeling drowsy on the subway, gradually drifting into a state of confusion. Those of you who skip your afternoon nap and doze off in class will understand: at times like this, your mind is still somewhat clear, but your body is already out of control. I feel like I'm swaying left and right like a performance artist pretending to be a half-erect penis, which is really damn ineffective.

Across from me stood a girl engrossed in her phone, a half-eaten earphone cord dangling from her red lips. She wore a grey t-shirt, a black mini-skirt, and black ankle boots that framed her pale thighs. The book in her hand vaguely bore her name, Xiaoyuan. Glancing at the website on her phone screen, I noticed something like "Soup Not Hot." Hmm, judging from the name… maybe it's a place to exchange and learn how to cook. What a virtuous and capable girl! Even on the subway, she's learning how to be thrifty and manage a household. I secretly admired her.

Despite my efforts to regain my composure, to stand firmly in place, and to transform into a poet, my body honestly told my mind that I was now a walking, sage-like genital, urging me not to betray my true self and to continue practicing what I preached. So, unsurprisingly, I failed.

Until that girl named Xiaoyuan stared straight at me.

The girl looked at me.

I looked at the girl.

The girl was still staring at me, unblinking.

It made me feel uneasy, and I started to wonder, could it be that my true form is actually a can of Want Want milk? Has this little devil discovered it? Is she planning to drink me up after looking at me a couple more times?

I quickly patted my head a couple of times, thankfully finding no pull tabs, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, this girl named Xiaoyuan suddenly said to me,

"Husband."

I was so shocked that I immediately jumped up and down, my heart filled with horror. Damn it, have beggars now changed from having children cling to their legs to beautiful women asking for money?

Just as I was wondering whether I should give away the 1995 brass five-cent coin I had treasured in my pocket, Xiaoyuan spoke again.

"Honey, you told me to call home around this time this morning to tell them if they want us to stay for dinner. I should call back."

My mind was racing with thoughts of when my parents would come over and what would happen if they discovered my vast collection of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce (a popular chili sauce brand among male fans). My hand trembled as I reached for my phone, only to find it sticking out of my pocket. Turning around, I saw a figure hurriedly disappearing into the crowd. I immediately realized someone was trying to steal my phone—it was this girl named Xiaoyuan who had alerted me in a way that wouldn't hurt herself.

I grinned at her and said, "Got it, honey."

Xiaoyuan understood and smiled back.

I hadn't lost my phone, and I'd even gotten a wife who seemed to have fallen from the sky! I was overjoyed.

So, twenty minutes passed, and while Xiaoyuan had long since stopped smiling, I was still smiling.

I stared intently at Xiaoyuan and smiled.

Xiaoyuan felt uneasy from my laughter and turned to leave. "

How can a bride on a palanquin fly away?" I decided, secretly punching myself in the nose. With a thud, I grabbed Xiaoyuan's legs, tears streaming down my face, and wailed in a hoarse, low voice, "Wife, don't go!"

Xiaoyuan was stunned.

Everyone on the bus was stunned.

Taking advantage of their confusion, I quickly gathered my emotions, changing from silent tears to soft sobs, and even managed to nibble twice on Xiaoyuan's beautiful legs. Hey, you know what, it tasted just right.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone had already started secretly posting on Weibo.

Xiaoyuan looked aggrieved and bewildered, stammering, "Big brother, you've mistaken me for someone else!"

I needed to add fuel to the fire. I suddenly looked up, frantically slapping myself while simultaneously snuggling into Xiaoyuan's arms. The moment I leaned in, I felt something soft yet firm. Hehe… she wasn't wearing a bra! Of course, I didn't forget to continue my lines, slapping myself while scolding,

"It's my stupidity, it's…" "I'm useless! Xiao Yuan, hit me! I don't want a divorce! Let's not go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, okay..." The spittle that came out of her roar sprayed all over the face of the man opposite her. Her imposing manner was directly threatening Ma Jingtao.

An old lady next to her couldn't stand it anymore and advised: "Girl, I think this young man is quite honest. What kind of conflicts can't a couple resolve at home? Couples fight in bed and make up in bed."

Suddenly, two guys appeared, their faces grim, and yelled at me, "What are you doing! You're a pervert!"

They seemed to have seen something and wanted to play the hero, but they were wrong. The power I wielded half an hour ago, possessed by a walking, talking genital, was still lingering. They were

no match for my lewdness. I whirled around, stood up, grabbed Xiaoyuan behind me, and asked righteously, "I know you!

You're the ones who seduced and encouraged Xiaoyuan to divorce me, right?!"

Xiaoyuan was unhappy, pointing at me with a wronged expression, saying, "I really don't know him. You two, take me away!" Her angry expression made it seem like she wanted to hang me on a hot water bottle with the caption: "Explode this idiot's QQ, this single woman is seeking couple swapping or a threesome to be satisfied."

Hearing this, two hot tears streamed down my face. I turned around and hugged Xiaoyuan tightly, whispering, "Wife, don't listen to them. I'll treat you well. Let's go home..."

The onlookers couldn't stand it anymore. Not only were they seducing someone's wife, but they were also encouraging them to take the subway to get a divorce, and they even dared to follow them! In broad daylight, in this world, was there no justice?! The older women started spitting insults, and several young men wanted to rush up and beat the two men up.

Seeing that they couldn't do anything, the two tough guys had no choice but to get off at the next stop, probably to go home and ask me for advice on Weibo.

By this time, I had already started wailing and crying in Xiaoyuan's arms...

The scene was out of control...

Suddenly, someone started singing "We Are a Loving Family." The aunt who had tried to mediate earlier couldn't help but clap first, and slowly everyone on the train started clapping, with some even softly joining in. Many people were holding up their phones to take pictures and videos, the flashes going off like a concert.

Encouraged, before the train police boarded to arrest me at the next stop, I bowed to everyone, picked up Xiaoyuan, who was already speechless and thought to be crying as emotionally as me (actually, she was scared), and had snot bubbling from her nose, and gave her little bottom a couple of good pinches. Then, I happily dashed off the train and disappeared.

When I got home, I threw Xiaoyuan, who was already crying so hard she was almost unconscious, onto the bed and quickly stripped myself naked.

Xiaoyuan, already terrified out of her wits, huddled in a corner against the wall, stammering, "You...you...what do you want to do?"

"What do you want!"

I said, climbing onto the bed. In a flash, I pulled off Xiaoyuan's little boots and started groping her. Xiaoyuan was about to scream when I kissed her, silencing her with a soft sob. At the same time, my hands tore her shirt, revealing a pink lace bra and a large expanse of fair, white skin.

Xiaoyuan finally burst into tears, watching me fondle her breasts. She felt cold all over, had difficulty breathing, and the muscles in her anus and genitals contracted incessantly. Tears welled in her eyes, threatening to spill over.

"Please, please spare me!" Xiaoyuan pleaded in a trembling voice.

I ignored her and instead leaned closer to her high, firm breasts. She became even more frightened, and her breasts rose and fell even higher and fuller, brimming with vitality.

I gently placed both hands on Xiaoyuan's breasts, and she struggled, her two mounds trembling and rubbing against my palms. I gently caressed Xiaoyuan's snow-white shoulders, while my other hand climbed up her small feet, which were beautifully arched by her high heels.

My slightly cool hand slipped inside Xiaoyuan's skirt, slowly creeping down her back, gradually sliding to her slender waist before withdrawing. Then, it pressed against the top of her rounded breasts, caressing them, while my other hand slid from her feet to her thighs, making her tense and breathless.

After playing for a while, I finally pressed my hand against Xiaoyuan's high, firm breasts, almost simultaneously grabbing her buttocks with my other hand.

Her body trembled and twisted incessantly, as if searching for a way to escape.

Unfortunately, due to her physical disadvantage, her hope gradually faded as she struggled. Xiaoyuan screamed for help, but I slapped her bottom twice, silencing her completely. Her two little bottoms, vibrating from the slaps, seemed incredibly elastic, like two twin brothers, jumping wildly and mischievously.

I licked her trembling body inch by inch with my tongue, and Xiaoyuan's muscles tightened even more after my tongue slid over them.

I suddenly grabbed Xiaoyuan's hands, pressing them together with my left hand to prevent her from escaping, and then forcefully straightened her body, carefully admiring her form.

Xiaoyuan had rounded shoulders, a slender waist, and a flat, white abdomen. Her body had beautiful curves, and her skin, as smooth as silk, was flawless. Two red dots on her snow-white mounds resembled ripe cherries, tempting one to taste them. I gasped and leaned down to gently take Xiaoyuan's left breast into my mouth.

"No...don't do this!" Her scream turned into a pitiful plea. Xiaoyuan, her face flushed red with tears, struggled, her nose puffed out with tiny bubbles of snot, like a schoolchild who had wet her pants in class.

I ignored her. My tongue, moistened with saliva, gently circled around Xiaoyuan's areola, one circle, two circles... while my right hand vigorously kneaded her right breast.

I could clearly feel the small dot in the center of her areola rapidly erect, the nipple touching my teeth. Hehe, I was even more excited. I

released her hands and slid them down to her lower body, pulling down the little beauty's panties with one hand, revealing Xiaoyuan's naked body before my eyes.

Ah! What a masterpiece funded by the combined efforts of the local deity, the city god, the Three Pure Ones, Tathagata, Guanyin Bodhisattva, angels, Wukong, Bajie, and Maria!!

A standard modern woman's slender figure, sculpted proportions; well-proportioned measurements, white skin; long thighs, a flat stomach; bright red nipples standing erect on her rounded breasts. Between her legs, a tuft of soft grass covered her private parts in a high, protruding triangle.

I spread Xiaoyuan's legs as wide as possible, parted her labia, touched her round clitoris, and teased it a few times. Then, my eyes lit up. At the juncture of her snow-white legs, a touch of bright color shone through—just the right amount of soft, supple pubic hair, seemingly rising and falling with Xiaoyuan's breath.

I swallowed hard, my eyes widening as I stared intently at Xiaoyuan's private parts. Beneath the pubic hair, pink petals were just beginning to bloom, a few dewdrops glistening on her labia. This was Xiaoyuan's private area, waiting for me to harvest it. I touched the inside of her thigh with my right hand, and Xiaoyuan instinctively squeezed her thighs together, trapping my hand. Although it hurt a little, I must say her thighs felt incredibly soft.

"Ah! ~ Beast ~ Beast ~ Beast..." Xiaoyuan couldn't help but curse in shame and anger.

"Wrong title, please prepare to be punished. Remember not to call me beast, call me husband!"

I flipped Xiaoyuan over and slapped her bottom twice more after the previous blow, her little bottom still flushed red. Xiaoyuan was so angry that her three corpses jumped up and her five spirits soared into the sky, her whole body trembling like a plucked chicken standing upright in the cold wind.

"Hmph, remember that. I'm a man of my word, I only do what I say. If you dare call me that again, you know the consequences~" I finished speaking and gave Xiaoyuan's buttocks two quick kisses. The pain mixed with a touch of wet comfort brought a brief moment of dazed look to Xiaoyuan's face.

I pressed myself naked against Xiaoyuan's body. The sudden, fragrant, soft, and warm body against me sent a surge of desire through my brain. Damn, so sweet and soft! I kissed Xiaoyuan's fragrant lips without hesitation, my burning lower body pounding against her lower abdomen a few times. I held her tightly. Xiaoyuan, now terrified, kept hitting me with her hands. Amid her continuous soft moans, I... He violently hoisted one of Xiaoyuan's beautiful legs onto his shoulder, turned her around, and ground his penis against her trembling, still-dripping vulva. Shocked, she cried out uncontrollably, finally pleading, "Waaah...waaah...husband...no, husband...please...no, husband..."

Her cries only made things worse. Enraged, I grabbed Xiaoyuan and twisted her body around, slapping her delicate bottom repeatedly without warning. Panting, I yelled, "I told you, don't call me 'husband,' call me 'husband sir'...!" With one hand on

Xiaoyuan's slippery vulva and the other slapping her bottom, the two different sensations stimulated her, causing her to flailing her arms and legs and cry out incoherently. It was as if she were dancing to "Little Apple" while singing "Tante," her expressions mimicking the Asian dance king Nicholas Zhao Si's "Lady Gaga"...

Just then, I suddenly felt a warm gush of fluid in my hand—I couldn't tell if it was vaginal fluid or incontinence—that spurted out with a "plop" sound, accompanied by Xiaoyuan's ashamed scream, from her genitals and onto the sheets beneath us.

This sudden outburst only fueled my anger, and I slapped Xiaoyuan's bottom twice more, yelling,

"Is this acceptable? Is this acceptable? Don't you even look at what you're lying on? Tsk tsk, look at the design, look at the pattern! This is a 1982 bright red double happiness peony and hundred birds facing the phoenix pink bed sheet with a smooth patina, regular shape, grand design, and a long history! It was discontinued 25 years ago! I usually don't even want to sleep on it; I keep it stored away in my old camphor wood handmade wardrobe. And today you've ruined it by getting it wet and discoloring it! You spendthrift woman! I told you not to spray it, I told you not to spray it!"

Enraged and heartbroken, I slapped her again... A slap landed on Xiaoyuan's upturned buttocks, causing the gushing fluid to gush out intermittently, but it wouldn't stop. Xiaoyuan, bewildered, aggrieved, and utterly hopeless, pleaded, "Waaah... Husband... please, don't hit me anymore, I'll never do it again... please don't hit me anymore... I know I was wrong..." She tried desperately to clench her anus and tighten her buttocks, clearly trying to stop the gushing fluid, but to no avail. She inwardly groaned:

"Mother, I'm so old today, I'm exhausted! My child has fallen for my tricks! My sphincter muscles, which I practice day and night to the point of being able to squeeze my legs together and masturbate, even to the point of hiding beer and snacks, have all failed me! It's so painful, so painful… I beg the Wind Goddess, the Rain Master, the Great Yu the Dragon King, the White Snake Goddess, and even the Western prophet Moses who once broke the seas and stopped the flow of the river… all you great beings, please use your supernatural powers to withdraw your magic and save my little Yuan…"

Finally… After holding back for a while, the intermittent ejaculation from Xiaoyuan's body gradually stopped, turning into a trickle. Meanwhile, I opened Taobao on my phone and started searching for peony bed sheets one by one. After much effort, I finally found one in a small shop that claimed to be an old stock of Xinjiang long-staple cotton from the Second Textile Factory of X City. Although the quality of this one was only a high-quality imitation compared to the one I had, it still cheered me up. I put down my phone and glanced at Xiaoyuan. Xiaoyuan, already completely dazed from my ministrations, shrank back and weakly said in a tearful voice,

"H-Husband...are you going to hit me...or...or sleep with me? Please don't hit me anymore, okay?"

"I won't hit you, and I won't sleep with you, I'm going to—fuck you!"

I excitedly pulled Xiaoyuan into a doggy-style position and said excitedly,

"Hehe, I've been wanting to buy a VR headset for a long time to watch 3D panoramic Japanese adult films. I never thought I'd struck gold today! I've gotten a free human 4D physical AV player! From now on, I'm a top-tier audio-visual enthusiast, hehe!"

After saying that, I started masturbating with great pleasure, pausing every few strokes to let Xiaoyuan change positions. Xiaoyuan's expression gradually shifted from fear and surprise to a more passionate and dreamy look. Several times, when I gave her the order to change positions, she stared blankly at my penis, only snapping her out of her reverie with two slaps to her swollen bottom. As I masturbated more and more enthusiastically, Xiaoyuan's gaze became not only dreamy and burning, but she also couldn't help but moan softly,

"Ah...ah..." But I was her master, her husband. I hadn't even had my fill yet, so I didn't have time to worry about her. Xiaoyuan's moans inevitably carried a hint of resentment and bitterness. Finally, in a surge of excitement, I ejaculated, spraying onto Xiaoyuan's snow-white breasts. Xiaoyuan, still wanting more, smeared her fingers on her breasts with semen, then put them in her mouth to savor the last lingering taste. Her expression was conflicted. Looking at me through her hazy eyes, I thought I saw an "S" in her left eye and a "B" in her right. Oh well, whatever, I guess I'm just seeing things. I'll rest first, and then I drifted off to sleep.

For the next few days, I made Xiaoyuan pose in various positions at least once a day, and masturbated her. I lived the legendary "eating, sleeping, and masturbating Xiaoyuan" blissful life, how wonderful! ~

And the flame of desire in Xiaoyuan's eyes as she looked at me grew even stronger. However, Xiaoyuan's swollen little bottom made it difficult for her to stand or sit for the past two days, especially when she went to the toilet. Sitting on the toilet, she was in so much pain that she grimaced and her urine stream split. The scene was just like the old man suffering from prostatitis that was shown on TV every night, although as a woman, Xiaoyuan did not have a prostate.

Having no other choice, I had to convince myself that I had another cat. I filled a litter box with cat litter, and whenever Xiaoyuan needed to pee, I would hug her from behind, spread her legs, and aim at the litter in the box. At first, Xiaoyuan was hesitant, but eventually, she couldn't hold it in any longer and quietly cried as she peed. Perhaps because of her shyness and crying, the trajectory of her pee changed drastically, and it even did Brownian motion intermittently and without any direction. Several streams of pee ended up in the flowerpot next to me, and unsurprisingly, a few days later, the potato plant in the flowerpot died from the pee...

I was so angry that I stroked her while spanking Xiaoyuan's almost healed bottom, yelling:

"I told you not to drink more water, I told you not to drink more water... Your yellow, smelly pee burned my potato to death! You spendthrift woman, why are you so stubborn? I bet even at home you're the kind of person who doesn't listen to elders and doesn't like wearing long johns in autumn!"

I slapped Xiaoyuan's little bottom, making her wriggle and cry out, her love juices splattering: "Waaah... Husband... I was wrong... Waaah... I promise I'll drink more water from now on, more hot water... I'll wear long johns in spring and autumn, please forgive me!"

But there was no way to bring the potato back to life. Tears welling in my eyes, I erected a monument in the flowerpot using an aluminum can to commemorate the lost little life. I dug the potato out, peeled it, and stir-fried it with vinegar. To remove the stench, I followed the method for cooking fish... I even added extra vinegar, and you know what, it actually tasted pretty good…

Before I knew it, it was the weekend again, and I could sleep in. But in my drowsy state, I felt a comfortable sensation in my lower body. I squinted and saw Xiaoyuan secretly licking my penis, her eyes filled with greed. Before I could react, Xiaoyuan plopped down on me, letting out a beautiful moan. She sighed, "Ah...! My dear husband... hurry up and give it to Xiaoyuan!" Her upper body, two little white rabbits, pressed against my face, her little fleshy pot holding my penis, her buttocks wiggling and twitching. The expression on her face was as beautiful as a silly farmhand who had stolen two white buns from a landlord, her little mouth almost grinning to the back of her ears...

Only then did I realize, damn it, I've been stolen!

I was so angry. How can I put it? As my 4D physical AV player, Xiaoyuan's functional status in my heart is no less than that of the Haier double-door refrigerator I bought half a year ago. But have you ever seen a refrigerator suddenly burst open while you're washing dishes, unleashing a bunch of popsicles and shoving them into your mouth? And what's more, it specifically chose Mengniu's Green Mood brand instead of your preferred Yili Ice Factory brand. That's exactly how I feel right now—yes, the angry sense of duty you feel when an appliance breaks down and needs repair.

I flipped her over, pinned Xiaoyuan down with her buttocks sticking up, and forcefully spread her legs. Her peach blossom cave was already slightly open, revealing her red labia and tender vaginal walls—so beautiful, so alluring… But none of this could quell my anger. After all, this problem occurred within the seven-day exchange and fifteen-day return policy; no one could tolerate it.

I pinched Xiaoyuan's smooth buttocks. He thrust his penis against Xiaoyuan's clitoris repeatedly, like a wild horse unleashed. He held Xiaoyuan's waist with both hands, used his hips to thrust forcefully along Xiaoyuan's moist and warm flesh, and began to violently impact Xiaoyuan's petite body again and again with great force.

"Ouch! No!... It's too strong... No more... Pull it out, my dear husband! Oh, Mommy, save me!! Ah!!!"

Having never experienced such a brutal assault, Xiaoyuan was immediately overwhelmed and begged for mercy.

"Even if you call Batman today, it won't work. Robot Cat won't come to save you. I don't believe I can't fix you."

I said fiercely, my hands not idle either, I started slapping Xiaoyuan's little buttocks again and again, making her buttocks ripple and her love juices spray.

Xiaoyuan cried out, "No... It's too strong... No..." while trying to dodge forward. She let go of my hands and stretched them out to try and block the onslaught of my penis.

I immediately grabbed Xiaoyuan's wrists and continued thrusting forward.

She panicked and lost most of her strength. She kept shouting: "No! Please!! Pull it out quickly! Ah!!!! It can't work! Ah~~! Help!! Ah~~ Husband, please be gentle and slow down! Ah~~~"

I ignored her and continued to push in.

With a sound of "Wow...", Xiao Yuan's snot-bubbled little face, which had been so beautiful just a moment ago due to the success of secretly eating, was distorted. In an instant, she went into spasm. Her plump and perky butt seemed to be split into two halves, and her body trembled violently.

Obara's crimson body kept moving as if trying to escape, her thigh muscles tightened and her legs kicked wildly. She instinctively wanted to tighten her legs tightly to prevent the shameful and rough general from breaking into the precarious little city under her crotch. However, I had already grabbed her beautiful, long, and slender legs and spread them wide apart. Because my penis was covered in the trickling love fluid flowing from Xiaoyuan's lower body, and because this delicate beauty's lower body was already wet and slippery, I effortlessly thrust my penis inside her again.

At the same time, my tongue pried open Xiaoyuan's shyly closed teeth, aggressively sucking and swirling around her shy yet fiery tongue…

I stroked her cloud-like hair, kissed Xiaoyuan's fragrant lips, and embraced this curvaceous girl. My hips rotated as I slowly pressed down. With each thrust of my penis,

Xiaoyuan's moans, "Ugh, ugh! Ugh... ugh... ugh!" varied with the depth and force of my thrusts, making my blood boil even more, and my thrusts became increasingly rough.

As my movements quickened, the sounds of my body hitting Xiaoyuan's buttocks also increased, producing a series of slapping sounds, mixed with the occasional slaps of my hand against Xiaoyuan's buttocks, like a majestic African war drum.

With the constant pounding, Xiaoyuan's body was about to give way, almost collapsing flat on the bed, so I quickly turned Xiaoyuan's body over and continued my assault in a normal position.

I thrust pleasurably while watching Xiaoyuan's expression. Suddenly, I noticed that Xiaoyuan had gradually stopped crying and had even begun to hum softly. And she cooperated perfectly with my movements. She raised her buttocks high, constantly thrusting to match my thrusts.

Not only was Xiaoyuan beautiful and had a hot body, but even her vagina was tight and warm, providing continuous pleasure with each thrust. She was very wet and slippery, and her body was highly responsive. I had only thrust a few times when Xiaoyuan's legs trembled, and warm love juice splattered everywhere. "Ah! Ah!... Oh!" Her limbs convulsed, and after a series of tremors, her body completely went limp, clearly having orgasmed.

At the same time, in Xiaoyuan's genitals, a surge of heat and overflowing fluids flowed out, clear streams of love juice gushing from her body.

I pulled the petite Xiaoyuan into my arms, adjusted myself slightly, and continued to thrust inside her. Xiaoyuan, exhausted after her orgasm, fearing she couldn't bear it, kept begging:

"Husband, no more... let's rest for a while and then come again..."

Xiaoyuan made symbolic resistance, but her genitals ignored her wishes, continuously flowing out streams of love juice, wetting my penis. Xiaoyuan wanted to resist, but her weak body simply wouldn't obey; the love juice from her vagina flowed down her snow-white thighs.

"No, I can't take it anymore... Please, my dear husband... Ah!... No! Please, my dear husband!" Xiaoyuan continued to plead weakly, pushing against me with her hands, but to no avail.

I skillfully used my right leg to spread Xiaoyuan's left leg apart, and supporting her slender waist, I thrust upwards. My penis had already spread Xiaoyuan's tightly closed labia, squeezing into her wet and hot vagina. I kissed Xiaoyuan's delicate lips, roughly sucking on her sweet tongue inside, while my penis began to thrust in and out rapidly and powerfully. Xiaoyuan uncontrollably wrapped her legs tightly around my waist, and her vagina kept squeezing my penis tightly.

With each thrust, I turned the tender flesh inside Xiaoyuan's honeypot inside out, then plunged it back in forcefully. Xiaoyuan's two beautiful breasts bounced in front of her with each thrust.

Xiaoyuan gasped and moaned as I thrust into her. I stepped back and sat cross-legged, letting Xiaoyuan sit on my lap. She groaned and whimpered, her eyes closed, her beautiful breasts swaying wildly, grinding against my penis with each thrust. Her breasts swayed from side to side and rose and fell, occasionally being gently sucked and bitten by my mouth, while my hand grasped and squeezed them.

My lips continuously sucked and licked her other nipple, causing her vagina to contract strongly. She opened her big eyes, shooting out a captivating light, and tears of excitement welled up in them.

By now, Xiaoyuan was drenched in sweat, yet she continued her frantic up-and-down movements, her beautiful breasts slapping against each other with each bounce, glistening beads of sweat dancing on her skin.

"Ahhh..." Xiaoyuan suddenly cried out, arching her back and falling backward, her hands pressing against the bed. I thrust in with all my might, causing her lower body to press against my penis again and again, causing the energy accumulated on her breasts to explode, like lava flowing everywhere.

I thrust my lower body repeatedly against Xiaoyuan's G-spot, and in the midst of extreme excitement, Xiaoyuan finally couldn't help but climax, continuously gushing out hot love juice, while her vagina spasmed and rubbed against my penis, refusing to let go.

Finding Xiaoyuan's G-spot unintentionally excited me immensely, and my penis began relentlessly attacking it. The intense pleasure left Xiaoyuan in a daze, only able to repeatedly orgasm and instinctively answer my questions about whether she would dare to cheat again with "My dear husband... I won't dare to do it again..."

My fingers were deeply embedded in Xiaoyuan's snow-white buttocks, which were red from being slapped, while my penis thrust rapidly, each stroke accurately hitting Xiaoyuan's sensitive G-spot.

Xiaoyuan watched as her tender, slightly swollen vulva continuously swallowed my penis, and she couldn't help but gather all her strength again, twisting her waist up and down, passionately squeezing my penis deep inside her.

I gripped Xiaoyuan's breasts tightly with both hands, passionately biting her nipples, feeling the place where we were joined growing increasingly wet. I reached out and began stimulating Xiaoyuan's clitoris. In an instant, I felt Xiaoyuan's vagina tighten dramatically, and her juices suddenly increased. Even her body tensed up, her hands gripping my forearm, her nails digging deep into my flesh. A strong suction was generated in her vagina, like a small typhoon was blowing.

I was immediately hit by her gushing love juice, and a tingling sensation ran down my back. I was about to come. Instinctively, I tried to stop, but it was too late. I could only thrust violently a dozen times before I couldn't hold back any longer. I hugged Xiaoyuan tightly, and a few seconds later, my penis swelled, and countless semen gushed out, filling Xiaoyuan's body. The warm semen surged continuously inside her, causing Xiaoyuan to gasp loudly, twisting her waist, her toes twitching, and she fainted…

I silently watched the fainting Xiaoyuan, lit a cigarette, and sighed inwardly,

"Sigh, I didn't expect that Xiaoyuan's old problem hadn't been fixed, and now I've discovered a new one—she's prone to overloading and fainting. What should I do?"

Finally, after much deliberation, I decided… I decided to seek help online. I skillfully turned on my computer, typed in a web browser address, and saw the words "Xhu—Share your newly fabricated knowledge with the world" on a bright blue background. I went in and asked a question: "Is my DIY VR device prone to overheating? How can I solve this?"

After a while, I refreshed the page and saw a lot of enthusiastic replies. I clicked on the answer with the most upvotes, which had thousands of likes. The author started by asking "Is it true?" and then "Why?", writing thousands of words on everything from pinhole imaging to the Tianyan telescope in Guizhou, a whole bunch of rambling nonsense. Finally, the author just left a comment: "Questioner, switch to Sony, Sony is great!" and then disappeared. Below were a bunch of replies with something else written:

Comments like "The answerer's reasoning and evidence are convincing" and "Great, I've learned a new skill again" were flooding in.

I was so angry I wanted to smash my keyboard. It took me a while to calm down, and I silently opened Xianyu (

a Chinese online marketplace) and typed: "Selling a brand new 4D VR home theater player. Price negotiable. Local buyers only, or barter is possible. Anyone willing to trade a case of Uni-President Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles and a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce is welcome to deliver. Contact me via Wangwang or call 138xxxxxxxxxxx." A

short while later, someone called, saying they'd never heard of 4D VR, so the phone... They offered to trade Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles for Lao Gan Ma chili sauce as a trial. Hearing this, I quickly arranged a time, bound Xiao Yuan (who was still unconscious in bed), stuffed her into the package, and sped off to the buyer's house. I happily carried the Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles and Lao Gan Ma home, feeling quite pleased with myself. This deal was definitely worthwhile—I traded a Xiao Yuan, who was prone to overloading and crashing, for a whole box of instant noodles. And you know what that is?! This is instant noodles! Among the discerning Taiwanese population, only a select few top-tier mainland Chinese can enjoy these two premium food duos—instant noodles and tea eggs—while squatting on train platforms. And it's a whole box of Uni-President instant noodles, a Taiwanese local brand that claims to offer the most beautiful scenery as people!

My pride was overflowing, and the feeling of satisfaction was no less than the pride I felt on the first day of elementary school when I lied to the teacher about having a holiday and helped an old lady cross the street to earn a little red flower... To put it in the innocent tone of an elementary school student: "The sun is setting, what a beautiful and meaningful day!"

But as soon as I got home and was about to eat noodles, I saw the litter box that Xiaoyuan had used. Instantly,

Xiaoyuan's reluctance to drink water, Xiaoyuan's

reluctance to drink hot water,

Xiaoyuan's refusal to wear long underwear, Xiaoyuan's

wetting my old-fashioned bright red double happiness peony bird and phoenix pink bed sheet,

even Xiaoyuan's cheating on me, and Xiaoyuan's reluctant "husband" all flashed before my eyes like a movie.

In a moment of madness, I turned around, drove straight to the buyer's door, and started pounding on the gate while wailing and yelling at the crowd who were posting on Weibo: "You damned human trafficker, give me back my wife!"

The crowd immediately became indignant and started moving bricks, lighting fires, renting out small stools in the front row, and selling peanuts, melon seeds, and popcorn to cheer me on.

At that moment, the buyer flung open the door and yelled, "You're the human trafficker! Your whole family are human traffickers! Your family calls electronic products 'wife'! You've been playing too much anime and manga and made yourself stupid, you big idiot!"

Amidst the bewildered onlookers, I felt a surge of secret delight. It seemed this guy hadn't even finished unpacking my twenty-eight-layered box before I came back; he still didn't know what was inside.

Just then, a figure shouted from inside, "My dear husband!" and threw herself into my arms. It turned out that Xiao Yuan had opened the remaining package and rushed out on her own. Hehe, this is truly a stroke of luck!

I hugged Xiao Yuan happily while pretending to be indignant and said to the onlookers, "Look at all the evidence! He not only stole my wife, but he also dared to make excuses, saying that my Xiao Yuan is a VR player, an electronic product. I think he's a lunatic! Don't let him get away with this! Call a car and take him to a mental hospital right away! Don't let him harm the world anymore!" "Damn it!"

So this unlucky buyer, still confused as to why a woman suddenly appeared in his house when he had bought VR, was temporarily short-circuited by a group of enthusiastic people. They tied him up, stuffed his mouth with a pair of knock-off Asdad smelly socks, and shoved him into the arriving ambulance, which sped off to Qingshan Mental Hospital.

Xiao Yuan and I had long since disappeared into the crowd, concealing our achievements and leaving no trace...

Years later, I had become one of the few top-tier tycoons in even the most powerful nation, the Origin of the World Universe, by selling leftover instant noodles. Every day, I would wake up in my 300-square-meter bed, using a human pillow made from Kim Kardashian's plump buttocks tied up in a flower-like pattern, and Xiao Yuan, whom I would hold and use to purr in a cat litter box made of gold, would live a happy and shameless life...

(The End)

It's so hot! I'm so sleepy on the subway. I'm gradually drifting into a dazed state. Those of you who don't take a nap and doze off in class in the afternoon will understand. At this time, your mind can still stay relatively clear, but your body is already somewhat out of control. I feel like I'm swaying left and right like a performance artist pretending to be a half-erect penis. It's really damn hard to get an erection.

Across from me stood a girl engrossed in her phone, a half-eaten earphone cord dangling from her red lips. She wore a grey t-shirt, a black mini-skirt, and black ankle boots that framed her pale thighs. The book in her hand vaguely bore her name, Xiaoyuan. Glancing at the website on her phone screen, I noticed something like "Soup Not Hot." Hmm, judging from the name… maybe it's a place to exchange and learn how to cook. What a virtuous and capable girl! Even on the subway, she's learning how to be thrifty and manage a household. I secretly admired her.

Despite my efforts to regain my composure, to stand firmly in place, and to transform into a poet, my body honestly told my mind that I was now a walking, sage-like genital, urging me not to betray my true self and to continue practicing what I preached. So, unsurprisingly, I failed.

Until that girl named Xiaoyuan stared straight at me.

The girl looked at me.

I looked at the girl.

The girl was still staring at me, unblinking.

It made me feel uneasy, and I started to wonder, could it be that my true form is actually a can of Want Want milk? Has this little devil discovered it? Is she planning to drink me up after looking at me a couple more times?

I quickly patted my head a couple of times, thankfully finding no pull tabs, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, this girl named Xiaoyuan suddenly said to me,

"Husband."

I was so shocked that I immediately jumped up and down, my heart filled with horror. Damn it, have beggars now changed from having children cling to their legs to beautiful women asking for money?

Just as I was wondering whether I should give away the 1995 brass five-cent coin I had treasured in my pocket, Xiaoyuan spoke again.

"Honey, you told me to call home around this time this morning to tell them if they want us to stay for dinner. I should call back."

My mind was racing with thoughts of when my parents would come over and what would happen if they discovered my vast collection of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce (a popular chili sauce brand among male fans). My hand trembled as I reached for my phone, only to find it sticking out of my pocket. Turning around, I saw a figure hurriedly disappearing into the crowd. I immediately realized someone was trying to steal my phone—it was this girl named Xiaoyuan who had alerted me in a way that wouldn't hurt herself.

I grinned at her and said, "Got it, honey."

Xiaoyuan understood and smiled back.

I hadn't lost my phone, and I'd even gotten a wife who seemed to have fallen from the sky! I was overjoyed.

So, twenty minutes passed, and while Xiaoyuan had long since stopped smiling, I was still smiling.

I stared intently at Xiaoyuan and smiled.

Xiaoyuan felt uneasy from my laughter and turned to leave. "

How can a bride on a palanquin fly away?" I decided, secretly punching myself in the nose. With a thud, I grabbed Xiaoyuan's legs, tears streaming down my face, and wailed in a hoarse, low voice, "Wife, don't go!"

Xiaoyuan was stunned.

Everyone on the bus was stunned.

Taking advantage of their confusion, I quickly gathered my emotions, changing from silent tears to soft sobs, and even managed to nibble twice on Xiaoyuan's beautiful legs. Hey, you know what, it tasted just right.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone had already started secretly posting on Weibo.

Xiaoyuan looked aggrieved and bewildered, stammering, "Big brother, you've mistaken me for someone else!"

I needed to add fuel to the fire. I suddenly looked up, frantically slapping myself while simultaneously snuggling into Xiaoyuan's arms. The moment I leaned in, I felt something soft yet firm. Hehe… she wasn't wearing a bra! Of course, I didn't forget to continue my lines, slapping myself while scolding,

"It's my stupidity, it's…" "I'm useless! Xiao Yuan, hit me! I don't want a divorce! Let's not go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, okay..." The spittle that came out of her roar sprayed all over the face of the man opposite her. Her imposing manner was directly threatening Ma Jingtao.

An old lady next to her couldn't stand it anymore and advised: "Girl, I think this young man is quite honest. What kind of conflicts can't a couple resolve at home? Couples fight in bed and make up in bed."

Suddenly, two guys appeared, their faces grim, and yelled at me, "What are you doing! You're a pervert!"

They seemed to have seen something and wanted to play the hero, but they were wrong. The power I wielded half an hour ago, possessed by a walking, talking genital, was still lingering. They were

no match for my lewdness. I whirled around, stood up, grabbed Xiaoyuan behind me, and asked righteously, "I know you!

You're the ones who seduced and encouraged Xiaoyuan to divorce me, right?!"

Xiaoyuan was unhappy, pointing at me with a wronged expression, saying, "I really don't know him. You two, take me away!" Her angry expression made it seem like she wanted to hang me on a hot water bottle with the caption: "Explode this idiot's QQ, this single woman is seeking couple swapping or a threesome to be satisfied."

Hearing this, two hot tears streamed down my face. I turned around and hugged Xiaoyuan tightly, whispering, "Wife, don't listen to them. I'll treat you well. Let's go home..."

The onlookers couldn't stand it anymore. Not only were they seducing someone's wife, but they were also encouraging them to take the subway to get a divorce, and they even dared to follow them! In broad daylight, in this world, was there no justice?! The older women started spitting insults, and several young men wanted to rush up and beat the two men up.

Seeing that they couldn't do anything, the two tough guys had no choice but to get off at the next stop, probably to go home and ask me for advice on Weibo.

By this time, I had already started wailing and crying in Xiaoyuan's arms...

The scene was completely out of control...

Suddenly, someone started singing "We Are a Loving Family." The auntie who had just tried to mediate couldn't help but clap first, and slowly everyone on the train started clapping, with some even softly joining in. Many people were holding up their phones to take pictures and videos, the flashes going off like a concert.

Encouraged, before the train police boarded to arrest me at the next stop, I bowed to everyone, picked up Xiaoyuan, who was already speechless and thought to be crying as emotionally as me (actually, she was scared and had snot bubbling from her nose), gave her little bottom a couple of good pinches, and then happily dashed off the train and disappeared.

When I got home, I threw Xiaoyuan, who was already crying so hard she was almost breathless, onto the bed and quickly stripped naked.

Xiaoyuan, terrified, huddled against the wall, stammering, "You...you...what do you want?"

"What do you want!"

I said, climbing onto the bed and swiftly pulling off Xiaoyuan's boots. I started groping her, and before she could scream, I kissed her, silencing her with a soft sob. At the same time, my hands tore her shirt, revealing a pink lace bra and a large expanse of fair skin.

Xiaoyuan finally burst into tears, watching me fondle her breasts. She felt a chill run through her body, had difficulty breathing, and the muscles in her anus and genitals contracted incessantly. Tears welled in her eyes, threatening to spill over.

"Please, spare me!" Xiaoyuan pleaded in a trembling voice.

I ignored her and instead leaned closer to her high, firm breasts. She became even more frightened, and her breasts rose and fell even higher and fuller, brimming with vitality.

I gently placed both hands on Xiaoyuan's breasts, and she struggled, her two mounds trembling and rubbing against my palms. I gently caressed Xiaoyuan's snow-white shoulders, while my other hand climbed up her small feet, which were beautifully arched by her high heels.

My slightly cool hand slipped inside Xiaoyuan's skirt, slowly creeping down her back, gradually sliding to her slender waist before withdrawing. Then, it pressed against the top of her rounded breasts, caressing them, while my other hand slid from her feet to her thighs, making her tense and breathless.

After playing for a while, I finally pressed my hand against Xiaoyuan's high, firm breasts, almost simultaneously grabbing her buttocks with my other hand.

Her body trembled and twisted incessantly, as if searching for a way to escape.

Unfortunately, due to her physical disadvantage, her hope gradually faded as she struggled. Xiaoyuan screamed for help, but I slapped her bottom twice, silencing her completely. Her two little bottoms, vibrating from the slaps, seemed incredibly elastic, like two twin brothers, jumping wildly and mischievously.

I licked her trembling body inch by inch with my tongue, and Xiaoyuan's muscles tightened even more after my tongue slid over them.

I suddenly grabbed Xiaoyuan's hands, pressing them together with my left hand to prevent her from escaping, and then forcefully straightened her body, carefully admiring her form.

Xiaoyuan had rounded shoulders, a slender waist, and a flat, white abdomen. Her body had beautiful curves, and her skin, as smooth as silk, was flawless. Two red dots on her snow-white mounds resembled ripe cherries, tempting one to taste them. I gasped and leaned down to gently take Xiaoyuan's left breast into my mouth.

"No...don't do this!" Her scream turned into a pitiful plea. Xiaoyuan, her face flushed red with tears, struggled, her nose puffed out with tiny bubbles of snot, like a schoolchild who had wet her pants in class.

I ignored her. My tongue, moistened with saliva, gently circled around Xiaoyuan's areola, one circle, two circles... while my right hand vigorously kneaded her right breast.

I could clearly feel the small dot in the center of her areola rapidly erect, the nipple touching my teeth. Hehe, I was even more excited. I

released her hands and slid them down to her lower body, pulling down the little beauty's panties with one hand, revealing Xiaoyuan's naked body before my eyes.

Ah! What a masterpiece funded by the combined efforts of the local deity, the city god, the Three Pure Ones, Tathagata, Guanyin Bodhisattva, angels, Wukong, Bajie, and Maria!!

A standard modern woman's slender figure, sculpted proportions; well-proportioned measurements, white skin; long thighs, a flat stomach; bright red nipples standing erect on her rounded breasts. Between her legs, a tuft of soft grass covered her private parts in a high, protruding triangle.

I spread Xiaoyuan's legs as wide as possible, parted her labia, touched her round clitoris, and teased it a few times. Then, my eyes lit up. At the juncture of her snow-white legs, a touch of bright color shone through—just the right amount of soft, supple pubic hair, seemingly rising and falling with Xiaoyuan's breath.

I swallowed hard, my eyes widening as I stared intently at Xiaoyuan's private parts. Beneath the pubic hair, pink petals were just beginning to bloom, a few dewdrops glistening on her labia. This was Xiaoyuan's private area, waiting for me to harvest it. I touched the inside of her thigh with my right hand, and Xiaoyuan instinctively squeezed her thighs together, trapping my hand. Although it hurt a little, I must say her thighs felt incredibly soft.

"Ah! ~ Beast ~ Beast ~ Beast..." Xiaoyuan couldn't help but curse in shame and anger.

"Wrong title, please prepare to be punished. Remember not to call me beast, call me husband!"

I flipped Xiaoyuan over and slapped her bottom twice more after the previous blow, her little bottom still flushed red. Xiaoyuan was so angry that her three corpses jumped up and her five spirits soared into the sky, her whole body trembling like a plucked chicken standing upright in the cold wind.

"Hmph, remember that. I'm a man of my word, I only do what I say. If you dare call me that again, you know the consequences~" I finished speaking and gave Xiaoyuan's buttocks two quick kisses. The pain mixed with a touch of wet comfort brought a brief moment of dazed look to Xiaoyuan's face.

I pressed myself naked against Xiaoyuan's body. The sudden, fragrant, soft, and warm body against me sent a surge of desire through my brain. Damn, so sweet and soft! I kissed Xiaoyuan's fragrant lips without hesitation, my burning lower body pounding against her lower abdomen a few times. I held her tightly. Xiaoyuan, now terrified, kept hitting me with her hands. Amid her continuous soft moans, I... He violently hoisted one of Xiaoyuan's beautiful legs onto his shoulder, turned her around, and ground his penis against her trembling, still-dripping vulva. Shocked, she cried out uncontrollably, finally pleading, "Waaah...waaah...husband...no, husband...please...no, husband..."

Her cries only made things worse. Enraged, I grabbed Xiaoyuan and twisted her body around, slapping her delicate bottom repeatedly without warning. Panting, I yelled, "I told you, don't call me 'husband,' call me 'husband sir'...!" With one hand on

Xiaoyuan's slippery vulva and the other slapping her bottom, the two different sensations stimulated her, causing her to flailing her arms and legs and cry out incoherently. It was as if she were dancing to "Little Apple" while singing "Tante," her expressions mimicking the Asian dance king Nicholas Zhao Si's "Lady Gaga"...

Just then, I suddenly felt a warm gush of fluid in my hand—I couldn't tell if it was vaginal fluid or incontinence—that spurted out with a "plop" sound, accompanied by Xiaoyuan's ashamed scream, from her genitals and onto the sheets beneath us.

This sudden outburst only fueled my anger, and I slapped Xiaoyuan's bottom twice more, yelling,

"Is this acceptable? Is this acceptable? Don't you even look at what you're lying on? Tsk tsk, look at the design, look at the pattern! This is a 1982 bright red double happiness peony and hundred birds facing the phoenix pink bed sheet with a smooth patina, regular shape, grand design, and a long history! It was discontinued 25 years ago! I usually don't even want to sleep on it; I keep it stored away in my old camphor wood handmade wardrobe. And today you've ruined it by getting it wet and discoloring it! You spendthrift woman! I told you not to spray it, I told you not to spray it!"

Enraged and heartbroken, I slapped her again... A slap landed on Xiaoyuan's upturned buttocks, causing the gushing fluid to gush out intermittently, but it wouldn't stop. Xiaoyuan, bewildered, aggrieved, and utterly hopeless, pleaded, "Waaah... Husband... please, don't hit me anymore, I'll never do it again... please don't hit me anymore... I know I was wrong..." She tried desperately to clench her anus and tighten her buttocks, clearly trying to stop the gushing fluid, but to no avail. She inwardly groaned:

"Mother, I'm so old today, I'm exhausted! My child has fallen for my tricks! My sphincter muscles, which I practice day and night to the point of being able to squeeze my legs together and masturbate, even to the point of hiding beer and snacks, have all failed me! It's so painful, so painful… I beg the Wind Goddess, the Rain Master, the Great Yu the Dragon King, the White Snake Goddess, and even the Western prophet Moses who once broke the seas and stopped the flow of the river… all you great beings, please use your supernatural powers to withdraw your magic and save my little Yuan…"

Finally… After holding back for a while, the intermittent ejaculation from Xiaoyuan's body gradually stopped, turning into a trickle. Meanwhile, I opened Taobao on my phone and started searching for peony bed sheets one by one. After much effort, I finally found one in a small shop that claimed to be an old stock of Xinjiang long-staple cotton from the Second Textile Factory of X City. Although the quality of this one was only a high-quality imitation compared to the one I had, it still cheered me up. I put down my phone and glanced at Xiaoyuan. Xiaoyuan, already completely dazed from my ministrations, leaned back and weakly said in a tearful voice,

"H-Husband...are you going to hit me...or...or sleep with me? Please don't hit me anymore, okay?"

"I won't hit you, and I won't sleep with you, I'm going to—rub you!"

I excitedly pulled Xiaoyuan into a doggy-style position and said excitedly.

"Hehe, I've been wanting to buy a VR headset for ages to watch 3D panoramic Japanese adult films. I never thought I'd strike gold today! I've got a free human 4D AV player! From now on, I'm a top-tier audio-visual enthusiast, hehe!"

After saying that, I started masturbating, pausing every few strokes to let Xiaoyuan change positions. Xiaoyuan's expression gradually shifted from fear and surprise to a somewhat aroused and dreamy look. Several times, when I gave her the order to change positions, she stared blankly at my penis, only snapping out of her daze when I slapped her swollen little bottom twice. As I masturbated more and more excitedly, Xiaoyuan's gaze towards me not only... A hazy, burning sensation washed over her, and she couldn't help

but moan softly, "Ah...ah..." But I was her master, her husband, and I hadn't even had my fill yet, so I had no time to care about her. Thus, Xiaoyuan's moans inevitably carried a hint of resentment and bitterness. Finally, in a surge of excitement, I ejaculated, spraying my semen onto Xiaoyuan's snow-white breasts. Xiaoyuan, still wanting more, smeared her fingers on her breasts with the semen, then put it in her mouth to savor the last lingering taste. Her expression was conflicted. Looking at me through her hazy eyes, I seemed to see an "S" in her left eye and a "B" in her right. Oh well, whatever, I guess I'm just seeing things. I'll rest for a bit and then drift off to sleep.

For the next few days, I made Xiaoyuan pose in various positions at least once a day, and masturbated her. I lived the legendary "eating, sleeping, and masturbating Xiaoyuan" blissful life, how wonderful! ~

And the flame of desire in Xiaoyuan's eyes as she looked at me grew even stronger. However, Xiaoyuan's swollen little bottom made it difficult for her to stand or sit for the past two days, especially when she went to the toilet. Sitting on the toilet, she was in so much pain that she grimaced and her urine stream split. The scene was just like the old man suffering from prostatitis that was shown on TV every night, although as a woman, Xiaoyuan did not have a prostate.

Having no other choice, I had to convince myself that I had another cat. I filled a litter box with cat litter, and whenever Xiaoyuan needed to pee, I would hug her from behind, spread her legs, and aim at the litter in the box. At first, Xiaoyuan was hesitant, but eventually, she couldn't hold it in any longer and quietly cried as she peed. Perhaps because of her shyness and crying, the trajectory of her pee changed drastically, and it even did Brownian motion intermittently and without any direction. Several streams of pee ended up in the flowerpot next to me, and unsurprisingly, a few days later, the potato plant in the flowerpot died from the pee...

I was so angry that I stroked her while spanking Xiaoyuan's almost healed bottom, yelling:

"I told you not to drink more water, I told you not to drink more water... Your yellow, smelly pee burned my potato to death! You spendthrift woman, why are you so stubborn? I bet even at home you're the kind of person who doesn't listen to elders and doesn't like wearing long johns in autumn!"

I slapped Xiaoyuan's little bottom, making her wriggle and cry out, her love juices splattering: "Waaah... Husband... I was wrong... Waaah... I promise I'll drink more water from now on, more hot water... I'll wear long johns in spring and autumn, please forgive me!"

But there was no way to bring the potato back to life. Tears welling in my eyes, I erected a monument in the flowerpot using an aluminum can to commemorate the lost little life. I dug the potato out, peeled it, and stir-fried it with vinegar. To remove the stench, I followed the method for cooking fish... I even added extra vinegar, and you know what, it actually tasted pretty good…

Before I knew it, it was the weekend again, and I could sleep in. But in my drowsy state, I felt a comfortable sensation in my lower body. I squinted and saw Xiaoyuan secretly licking my penis, her eyes filled with greed. Before I could react, Xiaoyuan plopped down on me, letting out a beautiful moan. She sighed, "Ah...! My dear husband... hurry up and give it to Xiaoyuan!" Her upper body, two little white rabbits, pressed against my face, her little fleshy pot holding my penis, her buttocks wiggling and twitching. The expression on her face was as beautiful as a silly farmhand who had stolen two white buns from a landlord, her little mouth almost grinning to the back of her ears...

Only then did I realize, damn it, I've been stolen!

I was so angry. How can I put it? As my 4D physical AV player, Xiaoyuan's functional status in my heart is no less than that of the Haier double-door refrigerator I bought half a year ago. But have you ever seen a refrigerator suddenly burst open while you're washing dishes, unleashing a bunch of popsicles and shoving them into your mouth? And what's more, it specifically chose Mengniu's Green Mood brand instead of your preferred Yili Ice Factory brand. That's exactly how I feel right now—yes, the angry sense of duty you feel when an appliance breaks down and needs repair.

I flipped her over, pinned Xiaoyuan down with her buttocks sticking up, and forcefully spread her legs. Her peach blossom cave was already slightly open, revealing her red labia and tender vaginal walls—so beautiful, so alluring… But none of this could quell my anger. After all, this problem occurred within the seven-day exchange and fifteen-day return policy; no one could tolerate it.

I pinched Xiaoyuan's smooth buttocks. He thrust his penis against Xiaoyuan's clitoris repeatedly, like a wild horse unleashed. He held Xiaoyuan's waist with both hands, used his hips to thrust forcefully along Xiaoyuan's moist and warm flesh, and began to violently impact Xiaoyuan's petite body again and again with great force.

"Ouch! No!... It's too strong... No more... Pull it out, my dear husband! Oh, Mommy, save me!! Ah!!!"

Having never experienced such a brutal assault, Xiaoyuan was immediately overwhelmed and begged for mercy.

"Even if you call Batman today, it won't work. Robot Cat won't come to save you. I don't believe I can't fix you."

I said fiercely, my hands not idle either, I started slapping Xiaoyuan's little buttocks again and again, making her buttocks ripple and her love juices spray.

Xiaoyuan cried out, "No... It's too strong... No..." while trying to dodge forward. She let go of my hands and stretched them out to try and block the onslaught of my penis.

I immediately grabbed Xiaoyuan's wrists and continued thrusting forward.

She panicked and lost most of her strength. She kept shouting: "No! Please!! Pull it out quickly! Ah!!!! It can't work! Ah~~! Help!! Ah~~ Husband, please be gentle and slow down! Ah~~~"

I ignored her and continued to push in.

With a sound of "Wow...", Xiao Yuan's snot-bubbled little face, which had been so beautiful just a moment ago due to the success of secretly eating, was distorted. In an instant, she went into spasm. Her plump and perky butt seemed to be split into two halves, and her body trembled violently.

Obara's crimson body kept moving as if trying to escape, her thigh muscles tightened and her legs kicked wildly. She instinctively wanted to tighten her legs tightly to prevent the shameful and rough general from breaking into the precarious little city under her crotch. However, I had already grabbed her beautiful, long, and slender legs and spread them wide apart. Because my penis was covered with the love juice flowing from Xiaoyuan's lower body, and because this beautiful young lady's lower body was already wet and slippery, I easily thrust my penis inside her again.

At the same time, I pried open Xiaoyuan's shyly closed teeth with my tongue, aggressively sucking and swirling around her shy yet fiery tongue...

I stroked her cloud-like hair, kissed Xiaoyuan's fragrant lips, and embraced this curvaceous girl. My hips rotated while slowly pressing down, pushing my penis in again and again.

"Ugh, ugh! Ugh... ugh... ugh!" Xiaoyuan's moans changed with the depth and force of my thrusts, making my blood boil even more, and my thrusting became increasingly rough.

As my movements quickened, the sounds of my body hitting Xiaoyuan's buttocks also increased. The sounds of slapping and striking Xiaoyuan's buttocks mingled, like a powerful African war drumbeat.

With each thrust, Xiaoyuan's body was about to give way, almost collapsing flat on the bed. I quickly turned her over and continued my assault in a normal position.

I thrust pleasurably while watching Xiaoyuan's expression. Suddenly, I noticed that Xiaoyuan had gradually stopped crying and was even starting to moan. She was cooperating perfectly with my movements, raising her buttocks high and constantly jerking them in rhythm with my thrusts.

Not only was Xiaoyuan beautiful and had a stunning figure, but even her vagina was tight and warm, providing continuous pleasure with each thrust. She was incredibly wet and slippery, and her body was highly responsive. After only a few thrusts, Xiaoyuan's legs trembled, and warm love juice splattered everywhere. "Ah! Ah!... Oh!" Her limbs convulsed, her body shuddered, and then she completely collapsed, clearly having reached orgasm.

At the same time, a surge of heat coursed through Xiaoyuan's vagina, and clear, flowing love juice gushed from her body.

I pulled the petite Xiaoyuan into my arms, adjusted myself slightly, and continued to penetrate her. Xiaoyuan, exhausted after her orgasm, feared she couldn't take it anymore and pleaded repeatedly,

"Husband, no more... let's rest a bit before we continue..."

Xiaoyuan made symbolic resistance, but her vagina ignored her wishes, continuously flowing with fluids that wet my penis. Xiaoyuan tried to resist, but her weak body wouldn't obey; the fluids from her vagina flowed down her snow-white thighs.

"No, I can't take it anymore... please, husband... ah!... no! Please, husband!" Xiaoyuan continued to plead weakly, pushing me away feebly with her hands, but to no avail.

I skillfully used my right leg to spread Xiaoyuan's left leg apart, and supporting her slender waist, I thrust upwards. My penis had already spread Xiaoyuan's tightly closed labia, squeezing into her wet and hot vagina. I kissed Xiaoyuan's delicate lips, roughly sucking on her sweet tongue inside, while my penis began to thrust powerfully and rapidly. Xiaoyuan uncontrollably wrapped her legs tightly around my waist, her vagina constantly clamping down on my penis.

With each thrust, I turned the tender flesh inside Xiaoyuan's honeypot inside out, then thrust it back in heavily, and Xiaoyuan's two beautiful breasts bounced in front of her with each thrust.

Xiaoyuan gasped and moaned as I thrust into her. I stepped back and sat cross-legged, letting her sit on my lap. She groaned and whimpered, her eyes closed as she wildly swayed her breasts, grinding them against my penis with each thrust. Her breasts swayed from side to side and rose and fell, occasionally being gently sucked and bitten by my mouth, while my hand grasped and squeezed them.

My lips continuously sucked and licked her other nipple, causing her vagina to contract strongly. She opened her large eyes, which shone with a captivating light and welled up with tears of excitement.

By this time, Xiaoyuan was drenched in sweat, yet she continued her frantic thrusting, her breasts slapping against each other as she bounced, glistening beads of sweat dancing on them.

"Ahhh..." Xiaoyuan suddenly cried out, arching her back and falling backward, her hands pressing against the bed. I thrust in with all my might, causing her lower body to press against my penis again and again, causing the energy accumulated on her breasts to explode, like lava flowing everywhere.

I thrust my lower body repeatedly against Xiaoyuan's G-spot, and in the extreme excitement, Xiaoyuan finally couldn't help but climax, continuously gushing out hot love juice, while her vagina spasmed and rubbed against my penis.

Finding Xiaoyuan's G-spot unintentionally also excited me inexplicably, and my penis changed to constantly aiming at Xiaoyuan's G-spot and attacking it. The intense pleasure left Xiaoyuan in a daze, only able to repeatedly climax and instinctively answer my questions about whether she would dare to cheat again with "My dear husband... I won't dare to do it again..."

My fingers were deeply embedded in Xiaoyuan's snow-white but reddened buttocks, while my penis thrust rapidly, each stroke accurately hitting Xiaoyuan's sensitive G-spot.

Xiaoyuan watched as her tender, slightly swollen vulva continuously swallowed my penis, and involuntarily gathered all her strength again, twisting her waist up and down, passionately squeezing my penis deep inside her.

I gripped Xiaoyuan's breasts tightly with both hands, passionately biting her nipples, feeling the place where we were joined growing increasingly wet. I reached out and began stimulating Xiaoyuan's clitoris. In an instant, I felt Xiaoyuan's vagina tighten dramatically, and her juices suddenly increased. Even her body tensed up, her hands gripping my forearm, her nails digging deep into my flesh. A strong suction was generated in her vagina, like a small typhoon was blowing.

I was immediately hit by her gushing love juice, and a tingling sensation ran down my back. I was about to come. Instinctively, I tried to stop, but it was too late. I could only thrust violently a dozen times before I couldn't hold back any longer. I hugged Xiaoyuan tightly, and a few seconds later, my penis swelled, and countless semen gushed out, filling Xiaoyuan's body. The warm semen surged continuously inside her, causing Xiaoyuan to gasp loudly, twisting her waist, her toes twitching, and she fainted…

I silently watched the fainting Xiaoyuan, lit a cigarette, and sighed inwardly,

"Sigh, I didn't expect that Xiaoyuan's old problem hadn't been fixed, and now I've discovered a new one—she's prone to overloading and fainting. What should I do?"

Finally, after much deliberation, I decided… I decided to seek help online. I skillfully turned on my computer, typed in a web browser address, and saw the words "Xhu—Share your newly fabricated knowledge with the world" on a bright blue background. I went in and asked a question: "Is my DIY VR device prone to overheating? How can I solve this?"

After a while, I refreshed the page and saw a lot of enthusiastic replies. I clicked on the answer with the most upvotes, which had thousands of likes. The author started by asking "Is it true?" and then "Why?", writing thousands of words on everything from pinhole imaging to the Tianyan telescope in Guizhou, a whole bunch of rambling nonsense. Finally, the author just left a comment: "Questioner, switch to Sony, Sony is great!" and then disappeared. Below were a bunch of replies with something else written:

Comments like "The answerer's reasoning and evidence are convincing" and "Great, I've learned a new skill again" were flooding in.

I was so angry I wanted to smash my keyboard. It took me a while to calm down, and I silently opened Xianyu (

a Chinese online marketplace) and typed: "Selling a brand new 4D VR home theater player. Price negotiable. Local buyers only, or barter is possible. Anyone willing to trade a case of Uni-President Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles and a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce is welcome to deliver. Contact me via Wangwang or call 138xxxxxxxxxxx." A

short while later, someone called, saying they'd never heard of 4D VR, so the phone... They offered to trade Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles for Lao Gan Ma chili sauce as a trial. Hearing this, I quickly arranged a time, bound Xiao Yuan (who was still unconscious in bed), stuffed her into the package, and sped off to the buyer's house. I happily carried the Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles and Lao Gan Ma home, feeling quite pleased with myself. This deal was definitely worthwhile—I traded a Xiao Yuan, who was prone to overloading and crashing, for a whole box of instant noodles. And you know what that is?! This is instant noodles! Among the discerning Taiwanese population, only a select few top-tier mainland Chinese can enjoy these two premium food duos—instant noodles and tea eggs—while squatting on train platforms. And it's a whole box of Uni-President instant noodles, a Taiwanese local brand that claims to offer the most beautiful scenery as people!

My pride was overflowing, and the feeling of satisfaction was no less than the pride I felt on the first day of elementary school when I lied to the teacher about having a holiday and helped an old lady cross the street to earn a little red flower... To put it in the innocent tone of an elementary school student: "The sun is setting, what a beautiful and meaningful day!"

But as soon as I got home and was about to eat noodles, I saw the litter box that Xiaoyuan had used. Instantly,

Xiaoyuan's reluctance to drink water, Xiaoyuan's

reluctance to drink hot water,

Xiaoyuan's refusal to wear long underwear, Xiaoyuan's

wetting my old-fashioned bright red double happiness peony bird and phoenix pink bed sheet,

even Xiaoyuan's cheating on me, and Xiaoyuan's reluctant "husband" all flashed before my eyes like a movie.

In a moment of madness, I turned around, drove straight to the buyer's door, and started pounding on the gate while wailing and yelling at the crowd who were posting on Weibo: "You damned human trafficker, give me back my wife!"

The crowd immediately became indignant and started moving bricks, lighting fires, renting out small stools in the front row, and selling peanuts, melon seeds, and popcorn to cheer me on.

At that moment, the buyer flung open the door and yelled, "You're the trafficker! Your whole family are traffickers! Your family calls electronic products 'wife'! You've been playing too much anime and manga and made yourself stupid, you big idiot!"

Amidst the bewildered onlookers, I felt a surge of secret delight. It seemed this guy hadn't even finished unpacking my twenty-eight-layered box before I returned; he still didn't know what was inside.

Just then, a figure shouted from inside, "My dear husband!" and threw herself into my arms. It turned out to be Xiaoyuan who had opened the remaining packaging and rushed out herself. Hehe, this was truly a stroke of luck!

As I cuddled Xiaoyuan with a blissful expression, I feigned righteous indignation and addressed the onlookers, "Look at all the evidence! He not only snatched my wife away, but he also dared to make excuses, saying my Xiaoyuan is a VR player, an electronic product. I think he's insane! Don't let him get away with this! Call a car and take him to a mental hospital right away! Don't let him continue to harm the world!" "Damn it!"

So this unlucky buyer, still confused as to why a woman suddenly appeared in his house when he had bought VR, was temporarily short-circuited by a group of enthusiastic people. They tied him up, stuffed his mouth with a pair of knock-off Asdad smelly socks, and shoved him into the arriving ambulance, which sped off to Qingshan Mental Hospital.

Xiao Yuan and I had long since disappeared into the crowd, our deeds and fame hidden, leaving no trace...

Years later, I had become one of the few top-tier tycoons even in the superpower World Origin Universe South, by selling leftover instant noodles. Every day, I would wake up in my 300-square-meter bed, using a human pillow made from Kim Kardashian's plump buttocks tied up in a flower-like pattern, and Xiao Yuan, whom I would hold and fuss over with a cat litter box made of gold, would live a happy and shameless life...

(The End)

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