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1. Even the most beautiful woman will be pinned down by a man. Even the most handsome man will kneel between a woman's legs.
2. Goods have an expiration date, and people get tired of looking at them. How long can you be so awesome in my heart?
3. Everyone says I'm beautiful, but it's all makeup.
4. Don't judge a book by its cover, and don't underestimate a mistress.
5. Life is like a phone call; either you hang up first, or I do!
6. Every woman will eventually lower herself for a certain man.
7. The power of a mistress is something most people seem unable to resist.
8. Distance doesn't create beauty, it creates a third party.
9. Love is nothing more than telling a beautiful lie when you're lonely.
10. Cucumbers must be smashed, life must be lived to the fullest.
11. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.
12. Though small, a bird can play in the entire sky.
13. A woman who does well is a sister-in-law; one who doesn't is a prostitute.
14. A woman crying out in pain isn't necessarily a virgin, but a woman seducing a man is definitely a slut.
15. Various positions, various moves. Various surges, various drifts.
16. A fox isn't a demon, and sexy isn't slutty.
17. Don't try to challenge my blocking skills with your video-watching speed.
18. All I see are goods, little sister, who do you want to be with?
19. God created virgins, I created women.
20. Handsome and with a car, that's chess; rich and with a house, that's a bank.
21. Don't be obsessed with me, my wife is the legend.
22. I'm just a trap, but you're hooked.
23. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful. 24.
Miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.
25. You play your custom game, I'll play my formatted game.
26. You know my length, I know your depth.
27. Bowing your head relies on courage, raising your head relies on strength.
28. My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens; if the heavens want to destroy me, I will destroy the heavens.
29. Life has no rehearsals; every moment is a live broadcast.
30. Please don't mistake your stupidity for awesomeness.
31. I must appear on your household register; if I can't be your husband, I'll be your stepfather.
32. I'm not afraid of drinking pesticide, I'm afraid of the surprise of opening the cap and enjoying an extra bottle.
33. Some people have connections, while I only have a silhouette.
34. Women conquer men with stockings, men conquer banks with stockings.
35. If you look like a steamed bun, don't blame the dogs for following you.
36. Advertising is telling people that money can be spent in this way.
37. I said to be humble. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.
38. A dog is a dog, but sometimes a person isn't. 39.
Minimum goal: a farmer, a spring, and a small plot of land.
40. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos all the time.
41. Rain at midnight, clouds at midnight, screams at midnight are even scarier.
42. Water that is too clear has no fish, a person who is shameless is invincible.
43. Poor people wear Nike, rich people wear Adidas, hooligans wear Armani.
44. Mistresses are not actually wrong, they are wrong for not being able to resist temptation.
45. Women are like China Merchants Bank, men are like China Construction Bank.
46. No matter how powerful Tang Sanzang is, he is just a monkey trainer.
48. Low-key and reserved, high-profile, high-profile is a sign of being beaten.
49. If heaven grants me glory, I will be more arrogant than heaven.
50. Life has no rehearsals, every moment is a live broadcast.
51. Distance does not create beauty, it creates mistresses.
52. Always imitated, never surpassed.
53. Opportunity is like virginity, rare, and only comes once.
54. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at disguise.
55. Cover your own crotch, respect other people's crotches.
56. If you were a flower, even cows wouldn't dare to poop anymore.
57. Money made women, and you made me.
58. When a woman acts pretentious, it's called capital; when a man
acts pretentious, it's called being a pervert. 59. If you're a ghost, don't pretend to be human; if you're human, don't pretend to be a god; if you're a slut, don't pretend to be tight; if you're a commodity, don't pretend to be pure.
60. You have your background. I have my story. Not very strong, but don't touch me. 61.
A woman's mind is like your numbness—you'll never know what it's like.
62. What I post isn't loneliness, it's spring; what I call isn't solitude, it's bed.
63. Except for porn, all other films are pretentious.
64. Life isn't a dance game; there's no version where you're pampered forever.
65. When a man gets dumped, it's a money problem; when a woman gets dumped, it's a looks problem; when I get dumped, you're fucking out of your mind.
66. A woman chooses a posture that makes her irreplaceable.
67. Face this shitty life with a bullshit attitude.
68. Flowers come in a hundred colors, but people and dogs are different.
69. Average young men are generally arrogant, average young women lean on each other. 70. Missing someone after a breakup isn't called missing them, it's called being pathetic
. 71. There are no couples that can't be broken up, only mistresses who don't try hard enough.
72. A woman of the new century should be able to steal money, steal food, and steal men.
73. When someone is trying to act cool, I always lower my head. It's not that I'm well-mannered, I'm just looking for a brick.

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