Give me special service

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1. One hot summer day, a middle-aged man was on

a business trip and checked into a small hotel late at night. Just as he was about to go to bed, the phone rang: "Excuse me, this is the front desk. We have special services available. Would you like some?" "No, thank you," the man replied. After hanging up, the man tossed and turned, unable to sleep. He then picked up the phone and called the front desk, saying, "Give me some special services." A young woman entered shortly after. The man asked, "How much for one night?" The woman said, "One hundred." The man said, "Okay, take your clothes off and sit on the sofa." The woman undressed and sat on the sofa. The man went back to bed and lay down, soon snoring loudly... As dawn approached, the woman could no longer bear it and woke the man up: "Why did you call me here?" "Hehe!" the man said, "There are too many mosquitoes, I can't sleep..." Comment: This guy is probably a reincarnation of Liu Xiahui (a legendary figure known for his chastity) . 2. Going to the toilet. One day, I was walking down the street when I suddenly needed to use the restroom. I saw a public toilet on the side of the road and rushed in. Only after entering did I realize it was the women's restroom. Luckily, no one was there. I immediately turned around, and as soon as I turned around, I bumped into a young girl. Before I could even speak, the little girl blushed, lowered her head, and said, "Sorry!" Then she quickly turned and rushed into the men's restroom! Comment: This proves that as long as you persist, you are right. 3. The King of Hell Takes Souls Once upon a time, there was a simple-minded son who married a good wife. After the wedding ceremony, they entered the bridal chamber. The simple-minded son was curious and asked his wife, "Hey, what should I call you?" His wife was both amused and annoyed, and replied, "Call me the King of Hell." On their wedding night, the couple slept at opposite ends of the bed. The wife used her foot to hook her husband. The simple-minded son was woken up and, not knowing what was going on, called his father, "Dad, come and see, the King of Hell is hooking me." His father was startled and loudly reported to the King of Hell, "King of Hell, my son is still young, and I am already old. If you want to hook me, hook me." Comment: Wouldn't it be exciting if the King of Hell went to hook his father's soul ? 4. Take Off My Clothes Quickly There was a girl who was as beautiful as a flower. Due to family reasons, she had to live with her single uncle. They usually pretended to be normal on the surface. One day, the girl finally couldn't take it anymore and called her uncle to her room, saying, "Uncle... I can't take it anymore... I order you to take off my coat now." The uncle silently complied. She took a deep breath and said, "Now... take off my shirt too." The uncle still complied. The girl blushed and said, "Take off my bra too..." The uncle hesitated for a moment, but still did it. "Next... my underwear," the girl said. The uncle slowly took it off as well. The girl sighed, then said to her uncle, "...Okay...Uncle! From now on, I forbid you from wearing my clothes anymore, understand?" Comment: Were you startled by the beautiful woman's words at first? 5. Do you need any services? That year, a colleague and I went to the Canton Fair. We were frequently harassed by phone calls from prostitutes in the restaurant, which was extremely annoying. Quite by chance, we discovered the room number of the prostitute who called us (probably someone who had booked a room in the hotel and was using an extension to harass us). So, we naturally found out her extension number (many hotels use room numbers for their extensions). One afternoon, we were harassed again: "Do you need any services?" After refusing, we were indignant, so my colleague called back. Sure enough, the same prostitute answered. My colleague lowered his voice seriously: "Does the prostitute need any services?" After a few seconds of pause, the young lady angrily said, "Want it? Want it my foot!" Comment: This is shocking! This idea is terrible; an eye for an eye! 6. The husband's handprint: When the husband turned on the light, he accidentally left his handprint on the freshly painted wall. The next day, the wife called the painter: "I want you to see where my husband touched last night." The painter fainted while spitting blood from his nose... Comment: The wife's words had a serious double meaning; no wonder the painter bled! 7. The wife was having an affair with her lover on the second floor. Suddenly, the husband came home, and the lover hurriedly hid naked in the toilet. The husband rushed to the toilet after entering and found a naked man inside. He asked what was going on. The lover replied: "I'm the neighbor upstairs. I was arguing with my wife, so I climbed down the drain to hide." The husband didn't say anything and just chased him away. A while later, the husband suddenly became angry and slapped his wife: "Damn it, we live in a single-story house, don't we have a second floor?!"

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