Classic Nighttime Talks Between Men and Women

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A lament about men:
Talented men are ugly,
handsome men earn little,
high-earning men neglect their families,
family-oriented men are unambitious,
ambitious men
are unromantic, romantic men are unreliable,
and reliable men are spineless.

A lament about women:
Beautiful women don't cook,
those who cook aren't gentle,
gentle women lack assertiveness,
assertive women lack femininity,
feminine women are spendthrifts, those who
don't spend recklessly aren't fashionable,
fashionable women are untrustworthy, and trustworthy
women are unattractive.

Television and mobile phones:
Wives are like televisions, mistresses are like mobile phones.
At home, watch TV; when out, take your mobile phone .
Go bankrupt, sell the TV; get rich, upgrade your mobile phone
. Occasionally watch TV, play on your mobile phone all day. Television
is free for life, mobile
phones are disconnected if you don't pay the bill.

Men going bad:
Twenty-year-old men aspire to go bad, watching the previous generation sing of longed-for love;
thirty-year-old men are going bad, embracing the same generation singing the same love;
forty-year-old men have already gone bad, embracing the next generation singing of belated love;
fifty-year-old men are truly the worst, embracing the third generation singing of confused love.

The Tragedy of Modern Men : A
beautiful handwriting ruined by computers;
a strong stomach numbed by alcohol;
a good home destroyed by a mistress;
a good official stunned by RMB;
a good gun confiscated by a prostitute.

The signs of modern man's decline:
forgetting new things, unable to forget old ones;
dozing off while sitting, unable to sleep while lying down;
having a long-term vision, but a short-term urination;
having ideas on the face, but no ability down there ;
in the past, waiting for an erection, now waiting for an erection;

A modern man's hard day:
thinking during work hours, making phone calls after work; exchanging
glances at dinner, groping while singing after dinner;
tossing and turning in saunas at night, lying to each other when returning home late at night;
waking up in the morning to pray, still having to continue to support the family; In this era

of mobile internet , the wife is home, the mistress is a flower, salary goes to the home, bonuses go to the flowers, when sick, go home; when healthy, look at the flowers; can't live without home , can't forget the flowers; often go home to visit , don't forget to water the flowers! These days, a woman's basic setup is: a burly man by her side, a kung fu guy in her arms, a money-making man at home, someone she longs for in the distance, a first love hidden in her dreams, a gentle man occasionally, and a health-savvy man in her old age. These days, men think mistresses are like watches—the prettier the better; concubines are like pocket watches— the more discreet the better ; sissies are like digital watches—the newer the better; wives are like automatic watches—they run even without winding. They want all kinds of watches, just need to manage their time well! These days, marriage is called "joining the network, " bigamy is called "one SIM card, two numbers," extramarital affairs are called "call forwarding," having multiple lovers is called "mobile dream network, " divorce is called "cancelling the number," separation is called "suspending the service but keeping the number, " and a woman's remarriage is called "transferring ownership." A man's remarriage is called "replacing a SIM card," and exchanging partners is called "China Unicom." Life is like a game of mahjong: love at first sight is a winning hand, free love is a winning hand on the ground, arranged marriage is a winning hand on the ground, seducing someone else's husband is called stealing a tile, having a child with someone else's wife is called winning on a tile, having one lover is monotonous, having no lover is a blank tile. A woman must:

I can withstand lies, endure perfunctory treatment,
tolerate deception, and forget broken promises;
I'd rather believe in ghosts
than trust a man's words.
Who's whose husband? They're all temporary workers! Haha,
I guess I'm the one in the kitchen! Haha!
Friends, actually, many men are good;
I was just joking, don't mind me!

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