The funniest 3P sequel

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Tiny-eyed Guy: "It's too heavy, I'm not playing anymore, are you trying to crush me to death? Fine, I quit, you just picked an idiot, I'll die before I even get to have sex with him."
Me: "Hey, I was wrong, we started off playing so intensely, let's start with the simplest one, and gradually increase the difficulty once we have some chemistry. This time I definitely won't make you my cushion."
Big-nosed Guy: "I don't want to be my cushion either."
Me: "Neither of you need to be cushions, let's keep it simple this time, you can each sleep on one side, and I'll take turns riding you."
I rode Tiny-eyed Guy, just like we were having normal sex. The guy with the high nose looked at me and asked, "Why should he go first? I've been working on this for so long, I've done my part, and the rules say I'll give him my penis and he'll give me his mouth. It's not his turn to go first."
I said, "Let me ride the skinny guy first."
The guy with the high nose said, "I won't accept that unless you give me a reason."
I said, "His penis is small, and I'm not wet."
The guy with the high nose said, "Oh."
The skinny guy said, "Great, I have an advantage... If you're bored, you can grab my breasts to liven things up."
After I got myself wet, I switched to the guy with the big nose. The guy with the big nose was really big, it was harder to get in, but once I got in, I was so excited. After we'd had our fill, I saw the skinny guy was bored, so I rode him again, but... I found it easy to get in, but it was hard to hold. Then I noticed the skinny guy had tears in his eyes.
Me: "What's wrong with you? Are you thinking I'm squeezing you too tight?"
Tiny-eyed guy: "When I'm inside you, I think of my ex-girlfriend. She was like you, unable to hold me tight. It's so sad."
Me: "Tiny-eyed guy, ten fingers aren't all the same length, try to be more positive."
Tiny-eyed guy: "I understand, I just want to have a little bit of dignity."
Me: "I'm afraid I can't even hold you tight. If you're really feeling sad... my mouth is more flexible, how about we do 69?"
Tiny-eyed guy: "Okay."
High-nosed guy: "Pretty girl, how about I do 69 with you?"
Me: "If I do 69 with Tiny-eyed guy, you find a place to insert yourself."
High-nosed guy: "I've made you feel so good, and he knows he can't give you anything, so why don't you suck me?"
Me: "His penis is small..."
High-nosed guy: "(⊙o⊙) Oh."

The position after that was 69 between Tiny-eyed guy and me, woman on top, man on bottom, high-nosed guy inserting himself into me from behind. So good! I can finally enjoy being licked and penetrated at the same time. But after playing for less than 10 seconds, the skinny-eyed guy suddenly pulled away and wouldn't lick me anymore. I didn't want to! I really wanted it! So I grabbed the skinny-eyed guy's head and made him lick me. The skinny-eyed guy struggled desperately, yelling, "Eggs! Eggs!"
I said, "What's wrong with you? I didn't hold you down this time!"
The skinny-eyed guy said, "No, his eggs are blocking my nose. I can lick you, but smelling his eggs makes me want to die."
The guy with the high nose said, "We're all men. A man's testicles are supposed to sway down. It's a physiological phenomenon caused by regulating temperature to protect sperm. I can't help it." The skinny-eyed guy said, "
Why don't we try turning up the air conditioning? They'll shrink when it gets cold."
I said, "It's freezing cold, why do you need the air conditioning? You want to play Snow Mountain Flying Fox? Just get some cold water and splash some on your penis."
The two idiots went to the shower and played in the water. It was really amazing! As soon as they splashed some cold water, their testicles actually shrank! So there was no problem. Let's continue...
High-nosed guy: "I forgot to tell you, the reason a penis gets erect isn't because of muscles, but because the corpora cavernosa swell with blood. When it encounters cold water, it can't get blood, and then... it won't get erect."
Me: "You men are so troublesome! Haven't you ever seen my breasts shrink when they get cold?"
High-nosed guy: "Can you give me some erection training?"
Me: "What did you say?"
High-nosed guy: "Give me a hard suck."
After he got hard, his balls went back down. This isn't working...
How about this? Instead of 69, I'll turn 180 degrees, so it's woman on top, I'll ride on his head (I'll try to illustrate), and the big-nosed guy will penetrate from behind. This is much better. I can completely block the small-eyed guy's view. The small-eyed guy will only see my breasts, not the big-nosed guy, and everyone will be comfortable.

But then the small-eyed guy discovered that he can't have me suck him in this position, and he's very unhappy. I said, "Your penis won't get any enjoyment, but you can enjoy the visual experience. You can look at me the whole time, not him."
The skinny guy said, "Okay then."
So he started licking me, but then he realized he couldn't grab my breasts in this position! He got upset again: "I told you, even though your hands aren't grabbing, you can see my breasts swaying in front of you, that's another kind of visual enjoyment!"
The skinny guy said, "Okay then."
He started licking again, it felt so good, I was already in the mood, and then the high-nosed guy joined in. The high-nosed guy started touching my breasts, and the skinny guy got annoyed, yelling at my vagina, "I can't get penetration, I can't get touches, and now I have to watch others get penetration and touches, my role is so boring!"
He's such a child, he can make such a fuss over something like this. It's true, when men have sex, their minds travel back to their childhood.
I gently said to the skinny-eyed guy, "Little brother, don't be angry~ lick my pussy~"
Skinny-eyed guy: "I'll suck your mouth!"
Me: "I didn't refuse."
Skinny-eyed guy: "My dick is freezing."
I said: "How about I ask Big Nose to give you a handjob?"
Big Nose: "Go to hell! I'm here to fuck you, I'd rather die than give him a handjob."
Skinny-eyed guy: "I don't want a man to give me a handjob."
Me: "Just bear with it."
Skinny-eyed guy: "My hands are bored, I want to touch breasts."
Me: "You can touch High Nose's butt, it's big and meaty."
High Nose: "Go to hell! I'll get impotent if a man touches my butt."
Skinny-eyed guy: "I'd rather touch me than him. " Me
: "Small-eyed guy, can you help me out? You're licking me so well, I'll really like you in a bit, and I'll suck you until you cum." (Idiot, I won't do something so disgusting. I'll just ride him until he cums and then I'll call it a day. If he insists on sucking me until I cum, I'll say my mouth is cramping and I might bite when I'm nervous, maybe even biting his penis.)
Big-nosed guy: "I want you to suck me until I cum too!"
Me: "You can cum inside me.
" Big-nosed guy: "Why can he cum inside me, but I have to cum inside him?"
Me: "His penis is small..."
High-nosed guy: "(⊙o⊙) Oh."
We got into position, and the small-eyed guy licked very diligently, while the big-nosed guy gently touched my chest. We were like family, so harmonious and united, without any distinction between us. My bushes got water again. Big-nosed guy, please insert your tree here. I want it so badly. My dream of simultaneous licking and insertion can finally come true. Ah, I can't control myself anymore, I'm so thirsty. I grab the little guy's head tightly and make him lick me. The little guy licks until he moans "Mmm~ Mmm~". So much water, so wet, so hot! The big-nosed guy is also working hard, thrusting harder and harder. He's so naughty! He thrusts a few times and then pulls away. It feels so good!
Me: "Big Nose Guy, stop teasing me! Thrust in, thrust in like crazy!"
Big Nose Guy: "I'm going to fuck you to death!!!" I felt my knees were soaked... Wait, why are my knees soaked?
Oh dear, it wasn't my water, it was Tiny Eyes throwing up!! His eyes were rolling back, help!
Big Nose Guy and I rolled Tiny Eyes over, and he was dry heaving. After he finished, he shouted at me, "Damn it, do you know what just happened?"
Big Nose Guy: "No."
Tiny Eyes: "You bastard, I accidentally licked your dick! I wanted to throw up, but you crazy woman grabbed me. I tried to push you away, but you kept hitting my chin with your balls!!! And one of you even farted!"
Big Nose Guy: "No wonder I felt a piece of flesh down there while I was thrusting. I thought it was an extra reward because I made her orgasm."
Tiny Eyes: "A reward of your mother's sanitary napkin for you! That piece of flesh was my mouth!" "
Big Nose Guy: "Whatever, I don't mind."
Narrow-Eyed Guy: "Get lost! Your balls bumped into me, what right do you have to say you don't mind? I'd better fuck you, okay?"
Me: "Hurry up, while my lust hasn't died down yet, let's continue, you two, okay?"
Narrow-Eyed Guy: "I can lick your crotch, but I demand that his balls be a distance away from me, at least out of my reach."
Big Nose Guy: "Let me tell you, I'm going to fuck this pussy, if you're so capable, lick it from a distance."
Me: "Do you think my pussy is a meter long?!"
Why is playing 3P so complicated? I hear people talking about 3P all the time, but it's all talk and no action, right? Has anyone in this world actually successfully played 3P? Is there an instruction manual? I don't know what to do, both of them are straight men.
At this moment, Big Nose suddenly interjected, "I saw a pornographic DVD, there's a move where two men can penetrate at the same time. I know a position like this, it's the missionary position with the woman on top, and then you find someone to penetrate your anus."
Me: "I think that's acceptable too, Small Eyes, are you still going to play?"

Small Eyes: "Yes! I've worked so hard for so long, now I finally get to penetrate, as long as it's not aimed at your balls, I'll play it one last time even if it kills me."
Me: "Then wait a bit, after Big Nose and I get into the swing of things, then you can insert it into your anus."
Big Nose: "You misunderstood, pretty lady, I'm planning to fuck your anus."
Me: "You're seriously fucking me."
Big Nose: "But I want to play with anus! Just let me move to the anus position."
Me: "It's all for completing the super... " "It's all about getting to orgasm, so the position doesn't matter. My orgasm isn't yours."
Big-nosed guy: "I discovered the anus position, so why wasn't it me who inserted it? Give me a reason!"
Me: "His penis is small..."
High-nosed guy: "(⊙o⊙) Oh."
Me: "Small-eyed guy, wait a minute, once I get it right, you can follow my instructions and go into the flower garden."
Small-eyed guy: "Okay, just keep one hand handy to help me masturbate, that way I won't go soft."
Big-nosed guy: "Just keep it hard, it's hard to ejaculate. If you ejaculate at this angle, it will hit my face. I'll go crazy if someone fucks me, I'll strangle you with a condom."
I started doing it, and it was actually really comfortable. Big-nosed guy's size was just right. This time it was really like replenishing yin with yang, so comfortable that I felt like I was reborn. I felt it, and then Small-eyed guy came up. It felt so strange, I don't even know what to say about the feeling. Rather than comfortable, it's more like novel, because I didn't feel very comfortable, just very strange. If anyone wants to know what it feels like, just play with your own anus with your fingers... But as soon as I inserted it, the skinny guy yelled, "Oh, so it was you who farted before! Could you please take a dump first?! I just realized I was poking poop!!"
After that, I didn't want to play with anuses anymore, because it really wasn't fun. Life is short, try it and forget it.
I said, "If you don't want to play with anuses, skinny guy, just fuck my pussy."
Skinny guy: "I'm afraid of being sad."
Me: "What's sad about fucking your pussy?"
Skinny guy: "I'm afraid you won't be able to hold me."
Me: "I'll try my best to hold you."
Skinny guy: "I'm afraid you won't have an orgasm. I've never experienced a woman's orgasm before, I'm so sad."
Me: "Wait until the big-nosed guy fucks me until I'm almost orgasmic, then I'll let you fuck me."
Big-nosed guy: "Are you kidding me? I fucked you until I was sweating, and you want me to fuck you after I orgasm? No way!"
Me: "Our ancestors carried mud to plant trees, our descendants..." "Sit on the bench to cool off. Consider it a good deed, it's a great act of merit."
Big Nose Guy: "Why would I help someone have sex? If you want to have sex, do it yourself. Do you think it's easy for me? Why doesn't he do it himself?"
Me: "His penis is small..."
I was about to climax, Small Eyes Guy, wait a minute, I yelled: "You just poked in the shit, did you change the condom?"
Small Eyes Guy: "You're afraid of the shit in your own anus?"
Me: "Would you eat your own shit?"
Big Nose Guy: "You're not afraid, but I am. I don't want to have sex with a stinky cunt."
Then we changed the condom and continued.
But I found that this method was completely unworkable, because when I was about to climax, as soon as we switched partners, I had a low ejaculation. Small Eyes Guy, because of his inferiority complex, had already started to become impotent. Big Nose Guy became more and more dissatisfied with what he did, making me sweat all over, and then it was Small Eyes Guy's turn. I felt it wasn't satisfying at all, because there was really no way to make Small Eyes Guy climax.
High-nosed guy: "Sister, why don't you let me relieve you all at once? This way, it's exhausting for both of us."
Small-eyed guy: "Forget it, this is probably my fate. No one can change it, and I don't want to defy fate. Why don't you just let me ejaculate all at once?"
High-nosed guy: "If anyone's going to ejaculate, it should be me first."
Me: "Just let the small-eyed guy ejaculate first. If you don't let him ejaculate first, he'll start saying he's so sad and crying, it's so annoying."
High-nosed guy: "I'm talking about him. He's annoying me even more. So what if he's sad?"
Me: "Being sad isn't a big deal, but... his penis is small."
After that, the small-eyed guy did it with me. Although I didn't feel anything, as long as it wasn't tiring, I let him do it. But he didn't seem to have any reaction.
Tiny-eyed Guy: "Sister, can you get a little more into it?"
Me: "What do you want me to do?"
Tiny-eyed Guy: "Can't
you just clench your penis?" Me: "I'm already doing pretty well by clenching it, don't make any more demands, understand?"
Big-nosed Guy: "I'm so bored, pretty lady, can you give me a blowjob?"
Me: "You can't bother me when we're getting really into it, I need to concentrate to clench it!!! Ugh~~ I was thinking about talking to you, and his penis slipped out again!"
Big-nosed Guy: "Hurry up, it's almost time to check out, I booked a short-stay room, and I have to check out in 15 minutes."
Me: "Ah, not a full day? Damn it!! Tiny-eyed Guy, hurry up and cum!"
Tiny-eyed Guy: "Why are you rushing me? Why do you have to rush me too? Why does every woman tell me to hurry up and cum? I feel so sad!"

Me: "Hey~~ what don't you understand? Your dick is small."
Although Tiny-eyed Guy was sad and had tears in his eyes, he could still maintain an erection and kept thrusting into me meaninglessly. Until we checked out, Tiny-eyed Guy hadn't cummed, Big-Nosed Guy didn't have time to cum, and I hadn't had an orgasm.

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