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[50 Objective Laws of Male-Female Relationships]
Publication Date: 2020-02-13 Author: Ahong Popularity: 835
1. It's difficult for a man to sleep with a woman the first time, but it gets easier afterward; it's easy for a woman to sleep with a man the first time, but it gets harder afterward.

2. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money; a wife wants to divorce a man when he can't make money.

3. A woman will ask "Do you still love me?" several times after the first kiss, the first time she is touched by a man, the first time she sleeps with a man, and when the man earns his first sum of money.
4. A man will generally ask "Do you still love me?" several times after the first failed kiss, the first failed touch, the first failed attempt to sleep with a woman, and when his career is in a slump.
5. Before marriage, a man will borrow money to make sure his woman eats well; after marriage, a woman will borrow money to make sure her man eats well.
6. A man's infidelity manifests in him becoming increasingly busy at work; a woman's infidelity manifests in her cooking becoming increasingly salty.

7. When a woman says "I hate you," it means she likes you; when a man says "I hate you," he truly hates you.
8. Traditional men are innocent before marriage, but start cheating afterward; modern men cheat before marriage, but become honest afterward.
9. Traditional women are honest before having children, but start having inappropriate thoughts afterward; modern women have inappropriate thoughts before having children, but become honest afterward.

10. When the family is poor, men like to keep accounts; when the family is wealthy, women like to keep accounts.
11. No matter how bad a man's relationship with his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is good; no matter how good a woman's relationship with her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is bad.
12. Women worry when men don't make money; they regret it when men do.
13. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy, and the girlfriend ends up marrying the buddy, but the friendship remains; a woman entrusts her boyfriend to her best friend, and the best friend ends up marrying the boyfriend, but the friendship ends.

14. When men masturbate, they're not thinking about their wives; women think about their husbands.

15. Unsuccessful men like to compare their wives to others; successful women like to compare their husbands to others.

16. When a man gets a parking ticket, he'll argue with the police, while the woman tries to mediate; when a woman gets a parking ticket, she'll argue with the man next to her, while the police try to mediate.
17. A man's biggest worry is creditors; a woman's biggest worry is her lover.
18. The thing men like to buy most but are most useless is a laptop; the thing women like to buy most but are most useless is shoes.

19. Men are good at finding their wives' flaws; women are good at finding their husbands' strengths.
20. Men have affairs because of impulse; women have affairs because of boredom.

21. Men feel a sense of accomplishment when they have a lover, while women feel a sense of guilt.

22. A man kissing a woman is a spontaneous event, while a woman kissing a man is a premeditated event.

23. Before forty, women have the urge to change husbands; after forty, men take action to change wives

. 24. Men like to buy books and fill their bookshelves, then women come to read them.

25. When men and women argue in a car, if the woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; if the man is driving, he will slam on the gas.

26. When men have money, they first change their phones, then their cars, then their houses, and only lastly their clothes; women do the opposite.

27. Men learn English to prove they are capable; women learn English to prove they are no longer capable.

28. The poorest men don't haggle when buying groceries, while the richest women do.
29. Behind every successful man is a woman's support; behind every successful woman is a bunch of men's support.
30. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.
31. Men see women as most beautiful when dating, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest during divorce, and beautiful again after divorce; women see men as most sincere when dating, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere again after divorce.

32. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they can't have; for women, the most dashing man is the one they already have.
33. Even the smartest woman is confused about her own appearance, while even the most foolish man is clear-headed about a woman's appearance.
34. Women are always afraid of men being lustful in ordinary times, but complain that men aren't lustful enough in bed; men are always complaining that women are promiscuous in ordinary times, but afraid that women aren't promiscuous enough in bed.
35. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife is drunk and clings to his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband's friends are drunk and cling to her.
36. When a woman tells a man, "I know I'm not actually pretty," the man should never agree; when a man tells a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman should definitely disagree.
37. A man who doesn't want property in a divorce is definitely not a good man; a woman who doesn't want property in a divorce is definitely a good woman.
38. When a man gives a woman a bra, it means he wants to establish a romantic relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it means they already have a romantic relationship.
39. Women are kind because they are foolish; men are foolish because they are kind.

40. If a woman receives a 1000 yuan bonus from her workplace, she will tell her husband she received 1000 yuan, but tell her friends she received 500 yuan; if a man receives a 1000 yuan bonus from his workplace, he will tell his wife he received 500 yuan, but tell his friends he received 1500 yuan.
41. Even the man who is least afraid of his wife at home won't dare to talk back to his mother-in-law; even the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home will dare to talk back to her mother-in-law.
42. Women save money on the side to spend on their husbands in the future;
men save money on the side to spend on other women in the future. 43. When men are with a group of women, they shouldn't discuss appearances; when women are with a group of men, they shouldn't discuss wealth.

44. Women love to hear men say another woman is ugly; men love to hear women say another man is a failure.
45. When women comfort each other, they often say they are miserable; when men comfort each other, they often say another man is miserable.

46. A man's silliest moment is the first time he wears a suit to work; a woman's silliest moment is the first time she wears a sundress in public.
47. Beautiful women like to compliment other women's clothes; wealthy men like to boast about other men's high incomes, ultimately steering the conversation towards themselves.

48. Overseas-educated men, when speaking Chinese to Chinese people, will also add a few English phrases; overseas-educated women, when speaking English to foreigners, will also add a few Chinese phrases.

49. Men get PhDs because of low IQ; women get PhDs because of low EQ.
50. Men lie out of habit; women lie out of necessity.

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